After traveling through ancient times, she became a wild woman

Chapter 1105 This joke made me laugh to death

Xiao Se and Ah Cha lined up to prepare rice and sat at the table farthest from the Hua Sui Festival.

Ah Cha was surprised by Arthur's choice and saw the surprised expression of the flower-year-old priest, but she could only follow Xiao Se to sit at another table, confused.

Azu looked at Xiao Se, who was sitting at the farthest table from them, and sighed: "Arthur is very angry this time."

"Well, even we are angry." Hua Sui Priest smiled slightly, "He has a pretty bad temper."

Azu also smiled: "Can't you control Ye Feng if you have a bad temper?"

"That's right." Huasui Priest looked at Azu, "How many days will it take for them to be angry this time?"

Azu shook his head: "I don't know. These two people have bad tempers. No one can tell what their next move will be. It's impossible to guess."

He is old, and he has no control over the affairs of young people, so he will not interfere with their eyes, and he will be disgusted by the bad people.

The flower-year-old priest looked in the bleak direction: "Ten days, right?"

Azu was eating his food. Hearing this answer, he almost choked. His eyes widened with disbelief: "Ten days? You really dare to say that, no, I used to be so angry just one night. It’ll be fine in two days.”

"This...and last night has passed, and so has this morning..."

"It really takes ten days?"

The flower-year-old priest picked up the soft and fragrant rice: "This rice is so fragrant. Arthur is really angry this time."

It's not that he was feigning anger before, but that Arthur now has confidence, and this confidence comes from Night Breeze.

Azu was surprised and sympathized with Night Breeze: "The patriarch is so pitiful. Why don't you help them? No matter how much you try to persuade Arthur, do you really have the heart to see the patriarch spend the night outside the door?"

The flower-year-old priest chewed the fragrant and soft rice, squinting his eyes slightly with a look of enjoyment: "Life is too dull, you must need some excitement."

Azu was even more shocked and dumbfounded. He couldn't believe that these words were said by Huasui Priest: "Huasui, what are you thinking about?"

The flower-year-old priest closed his eyes and enjoyed the rice, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Tell me, if I go to persuade Arthur to let her leave Ye Feng, what will Ye Feng do when he finds out?"

Azu was even more confused by what the monk Zhang Er said, but he knew one thing. What Huasui Priest said was never just idle chatter, but had deep meaning.

He looked at Huasui Sacrifice with horror in his heart, and wanted not to answer this question, but he couldn't wait until Hua Sui Sacrifice asked the next question, and then he answered seriously and cautiously: "Will Ye Feng leave with Arthur?"

The flower-year-old priest then opened his eyes, picked up the second mouthful of rice and put it into his mouth: "The rice is so fragrant!"

Azu, who had not received any news, had a lot of questions in his heart. Looking at the flower-year-old priest who seemed to be joking, Azu just wanted to slap himself twice.

Let you chat and ask random questions, and you won't get the answer, which will make you annoyed and ask too many questions.

Azu took a mouthful of rice and frowned so hard he could kill a flying insect: "Do you think Arthur will leave the clan leader?"

If you change the topic and ask, you should be able to get some news, right?

The Huasui priest who was eating his meal looked at Azu with a half-smile, which made Azu extremely embarrassed.

Yes, the topic just now was too straightforward, so I should have asked in a roundabout way: "They will be angry for ten days this time, so what should we do?"

"Just do what you have to do." The flower-year-old priest said with a gentle smile, "Arthur, she won't make it difficult for Ye Feng to do it."

Azu followed the gaze of the Hua Sui Priest and looked towards Xiao Se. Xiao Se was eating a big meal. The food was delicious and the smile on his face was very sweet.

But this sweet smile was filled with sadness and murderous intent.

Azu withdrew his gaze and ate silently, recalling the words of the Hua Sui Sacrifice just now.Xiao Se ate really deliciously. He ate in big mouthfuls without chewing anything at all. He swallowed the jujube in one gulp.

Seeing Arthur eating like this, Ah Cha felt sorry for her. He pressed her hand and begged her: "Eat slowly... I can't eat so fast, you have to stay with me."

Xiao Se's eyebrows curved and she smiled sweetly: "Oh, that's it. That's okay. I'll eat slowly and stay with you."

Ah Cha let go of her hand and started eating, but her eyes were fixed on Xiao Se: "Slow down."

"I'm already very slow, you're too slow too." Xiao Se picked up the bowl and put it into his mouth with big mouthfuls. The stuffed mouth and cheeks were bulging like a little hamster.

Ah Cha really wanted to snatch her bowl away. She had never seen Arthur eating like this before. It was so heartbreaking.

Xiao Se really didn't chew, he stretched his neck and swallowed the rice in three or two times, like a duck about to choke, stretching its neck to swallow.

Ah Cha saw this and quickly handed her the water in the bamboo tube: "Drink some water. I told you to eat slowly. Eat slowly."

Xiao Se took the water from the bamboo tube and took a big sip.

A big mouthful of rice mixed with a big mouthful of water was squeezed into my throat, causing tears to burst out from the pain.

But Xiao Se gritted his teeth and swallowed the mouthful of rice. He breathed a long sigh of relief and gently beat his chest: "You're choking me to death."

"I told you to eat slowly." Ah Cha really wanted to grab the chopsticks and feed her rice one grain at a time, so that she wouldn't choke.

Arthur who smiles like this is scarier than Arthur who loses his temper and doesn't smile, and makes people afraid to get close to him.

Xiao Se continued to eat, but this time her movements slowed down, and she said with a smile: "Shall I tell you a joke?"

Ah Cha hadn't heard Arthur tell a story for a long time. She wanted to hear it, but Arthur's behavior was really worrying: "Okay."

Xiao Se picked up the rice with chopsticks and stuffed a few grains into his mouth: "The kitten and puppy looked at their owner who was shivering from the cold, and muttered in their hearts: Humans are so stupid, why don't they grow longer when they have nothing to do? Where's the hair?"

"Hahaha, if humans grow hair, wouldn't they be animals like them?"

Ah Cha looked at Arthur who was laughing, and she laughed too. In fact, she didn't even understand what the joke was.

"It's funny, right? Let me tell you another story." Xiao Se, who was laughing, added, "A crow was thirsty and saw that there was half a bottle of water in the bottle. It thought of throwing stones into the bottle, so it found a stone and threw it in. , Unexpectedly, the stone got stuck in the mouth of the bottle... Hahaha..."

Xiao Se smiled's eyes were red and tears came out: "It's so funny. It made me laugh so hard that I burst into tears."

Ah Cha also laughed with her. She didn't understand the joke, she really didn't understand it, but she understood Arthur. Arthur wanted to laugh and cry now.

Arthur was sad, and so was she, but in the presence of so many people, she didn't want everyone to see her vulnerability.

So I can only use this joke that she doesn't understand to make myself laugh, so just laugh with her.

Ah Cha smiled and said, "It's very funny."

"Right, let me just say it's funny. I've finished eating and want another bowl. Do you want more food?" Xiao Se got up and went to get some food.

Ah Cha picked up the unfinished bowl and accompanied her: "Okay, let's go together."

Under Ah Cha's interference, Xiao Se only ate half a bowl of rice, sat back down, and told Ah Cha jokes that she didn't understand while eating.

After lunch, Ye Feng didn't show up.

(End of this chapter)