As promised, Xiao Xianrou, will you play the suona in the haunted house?

Chapter 138 The wedding almost turned into a funeral
"Just dancing, isn't it too cheap for the groom?"

"Might as well be truth or dare."

"Can it be a little more difficult?"

Wedding banquet venue.

The guests who have not left after the dinner is over are usually close friends and relatives of the groom and the bride. The acquaintances are more playful, so they are not very satisfied with the weekend's proposal.

"These guests are too young. As we all know, the suona played on weekends is not a musical instrument, but a ritual instrument."

"From the moment I went to borrow a suona for the weekend, I knew that things were definitely not that simple."

"He's here, he's here with the suona."

"It's so funny that the guests feel so relaxed. I'm afraid they don't know that the groom has offended the abbot."

Compared with the guests at the wedding banquet, the viewers in the live broadcast room have a full understanding of the nature of the weekend.

I had already written down the groom's name in my notebook over the weekend, and it was impossible not to suffer a little today.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room of Chen Yu and Park Jingchang, netizens quickly came to the stage to post barrages.

"Come and check it out, I picked up the suona again over the weekend."

Some old viewers know that something big is coming as soon as they pick up the suona on weekends.

"What, are you going to play suona on the weekend? Then I have to go and have a look."

"The effects of Chen Yu and Park Jingchang's programs are also too bad. You still have to watch them on weekends."

"I don't ask you to be sanitation workers to imitate Lei Feng. These two are too artificial and boring in front of the camera."

"Let's go, let's go see the weekend."

In the scene in the live broadcast room, Chen Yu and Park Jingchang didn't do much work, they were just doing good things in front of the camera, and there were still heavy traces of their performance, which made the audience feel embarrassed.

So as soon as they heard that there was a big event over the weekend, except for some die-hard fans of the two, most of the passers-by went away, and the popularity of the live broadcast room instantly dropped by one-third.

……

the other side.

The groom looked at the man who had borrowed the suona for the weekend and didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all.

"I'm ready and ready to start."

Just laugh.

There will be a time when you cry.

Weekend wiped his whistle and smiled meaningfully at the groom.

"Daughter-in-law, why do I have a bad feeling?"

When the groom was carrying the bride on his back, he happened to see the joking smile on the weekend, and felt a bad feeling in his heart, but it was too late at this time.

After wiping the reed over the weekend, I have already put the suona to my mouth.

next second.

"Dangdang~dangdangdang!"

"Dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang!"

Suona sounded.

The cheerful melody sounds very playful and festive, and it sounds like some kind of animal making funny laughter.

puff haha!
The guests at the scene were quickly infected by the weekend's suona, and the corners of their mouths turned up unconsciously.

"It's such a cheerful song, and it fits the occasion quite well!"

"There is something special about this suona. Listening to this melody, I almost want to dance to the melody."

“There’s a bit of fun in the humor, it’s a bit interesting!”

"It sounded like the laughter of some kind of animal, but I couldn't figure out what it was for a while."

Among the guests at the scene, there were some with keen ears, and they immediately heard the suona, which seemed to be imitating the laughter of some kind of animal.

"It seems a bit like the laughter of animals. Is it a bird laughing? It doesn't sound like it!"

"It's definitely not a bird. The sound of a bird should be clearer, but the sound of the suona is obviously deliberately low. To me, it sounds like an elephant laughing."

"I think it's a cow."

People at the scene began to speculate as to what kind of animal laughter this suona sound was.

At this time, someone suddenly spoke weakly.

"Why does it sound to me that this suona sounds a bit like the pigs in my pigsty?"

Pig noise?
When the guests heard this sentence, they all simulated the sound of pigs in their minds.

quack quack!
"Damn, when you say that, it sounds like a pig squealing."

"Did you hear it? It seems that the suona is not blown, but inhaled. There is an obvious inhaling sound. Isn't this simulating the vocalization of pigs?"

"It seems so. Pigs do make a sucking sound when they make noises."

The more the guests listened, the more they felt that the sound of the suona sounded like the sound of a pig.

However, even if it is a pig, it is a very proud pig, a happy and beautiful pig.

Because at this time, the groom had already subconsciously kept up with the suona and took a cheerful step.

The groom's dance at this time is a bit like a person who is in high spirits on a happy occasion and accidentally gets drunk.

I jumped out with a spring breeze on my face and a feeling of joy.

"This guy is having fun, look at how sloppy he is!"

The guests originally wanted to clean up the groom, but now, this guy actually started to sneer. How could this be done?

"Hahaha, I remembered this song!"

At this time, Bai Lu, who was in the crowd, suddenly laughed out loud when he heard this somewhat familiar melody.

"You know this song?"

When Yang Sisi heard Bai Lu's words, she couldn't help but asked curiously.

"Yes." Bai Lu nodded and couldn't help laughing as she said: "This song is called Zhu Bajie carrying his wife. I played a short part of it last weekend... It seems that the groom's troubles are still to come."

"Suffering? What suffering?"

When Yang Sisi heard the title of the song and looked at the groom carrying the bride on his back in the center of the venue, she also laughed.

"According to the plot in Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie was actually carrying Sun Wukong. Later, Sun Wukong turned into a big mountain and almost crushed Zhu Bajie."

"it seems to be like this!"

Yang Sisi recalled her childhood memories in her mind, and there seemed to be such a plot.

At the same time, the audience in the live broadcast room also heard it.

"Bai Lu has such a good memory, she actually remembers this song called Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back."

"Haha, don't look at the groom dancing happily now, he will know what pain is later."

"Remember the groom's smile!"

"Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back, it's so appropriate for the occasion."

"I knew it wasn't that simple!!!"

on site.

The sound of the suona never stopped, and so did the groom's dance steps.

As the groom's physical strength was exhausted and he was jumping, he felt something was wrong, and the bride seemed to be getting heavier and heavier on his back.

"Honey, why are you so heavy?"

Sweat broke out on the groom's forehead, and he spoke subconsciously.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the groom regretted it. Wasn't this a bad move?

"Zhang Xiao, what do you mean? Do you think I'm fat?"

"The wedding isn't over yet. If you regret it, just say so. If you let me down now, it's still too late to change to someone thinner."

What women don't like most is to be called fat. The bride immediately got angry and struggled to get off the groom's back.

"Honey, please listen to my explanation. I really didn't mean to call you fat." The groom wanted to slap himself. Isn't this causing trouble for himself?

But if he let go of his bride, he probably wouldn't be able to coax her for ten days and a half, so he could only knock out his teeth and swallow her. "I'll carry it, can't I just carry it!"

The bridegroom is a mute and eats Coptis chinensis. He has to bear the pain himself.

With the bride making such fuss on his back, his physical strength was being exhausted faster and faster.

His dance steps gradually began to become heavier and heavier.

His arms were becoming more and more sore.

Looking at the groom, the sweat on his forehead became bigger and bigger, and his steps became slower and slower. The guests at the scene also noticed that he could no longer bear it.

"I'm laughing so hard. This groom looks more and more like Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West."

"It's a bit like Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back. The more he carries his wife on his back, the worse it becomes."

"Dance, why don't you dance? Didn't you dance very happily just now? You have offended the abbot and you still want to get something good?"

"The smile didn't disappear, it just moved to my face!"

"The bridegroom probably still doesn't understand how he offended the weekend."

"I guess the groom will never dare to be married to his wife again!"

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, it was a replica of the famous scene in Journey to the West, and one or two of them cried with laughter.

The song about Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back is not a long one, but this guy was secretly playing tricks on the weekend, constantly making variations and playing it over and over again without getting tired of it.

Whisper rumbling.

The groom's breath was getting thicker and thicker, and large drops of sweat fell from his forehead.

"Zhang Xiao, if you can't carry it anymore, let me down. I don't blame you!" the bride said in her ear.

"No, I can still carry it!"

The groom has already suffered a loss once, and he thinks that women like to talk sarcastically. If he really puts her down, wouldn't he admit that she is fat?

In fact, he had long wanted to put his bride down.

However, the suona on weekends seemed to have magic power, as if it controlled my body.

The suona kept sounding, and he couldn't stop even if he wanted to. He might as well slap his face in the face and continue to act fat.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuakntakub, Abbot, I was wrong, my underwear was all wrong, how did I offend you!”

"Master Zhou, please collect your magical powers quickly!"

The groom kept praying in his heart to stop the suona as soon as possible during the weekend!
"Dangdang~dangdangdang!"

"Dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang!"

Stars began to appear before the groom's eyes.

He felt like he was carrying a huge mountain.

It was obvious that he had reached the limit of his physical strength.

At this time, the weekend suona sound finally stopped. After all, today is the bridegroom's wedding day. Don't accidentally turn the happy event into a funeral.

call!
As soon as the sound of the suona stopped, the groom finally breathed a sigh of relief and put the bride down with difficulty.

Then, the bridegroom officer held back his wings filled with lead and immediately ran in front of the weekend.

"Bro, can I ask you a question?"

The groom didn't understand at this time that this weekend was clearly a private act of revenge!

"What's the question? Ask!"

Weekend smiled proudly and patted the groom on the shoulder.

"Where did I offend you? Can you tell me?" the groom asked with great grief and indignation.

"Alas!" Seeing how pitiful the groom was over the weekend, he couldn't bear to say, "Young man, please remember that trouble comes from your mouth in the future!"

After saying that, Weekend looked in Yang Sisi's direction with a pointed look.

Misfortune comes out of your mouth?

The groom's officer looked confused and confused.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were overjoyed to see the groom's expression of being kept in the dark.

"Haha, now you know the consequences of offending the abbot!"

"The person in the picture above offended the abbot and wanted to run away.jpg!"

"I laughed so hard, I almost turned the wedding into a funeral!"

"The bridegroom will probably sleep tonight and his dreams will be filled with the melody of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back!"

"If he knew that the real reason was that he said a wrong sentence, I don't know what kind of expression he would have."

After a prank.

The wedding was almost over, and the groom was still racking his brains over the weekend, wondering where he had said the wrong thing.

"I believe today's wedding will be remembered by your husband for the rest of his life. You don't need to thank me. This is what I should do as your idol!"

Before leaving, weekend said to the bride.

The wedding almost turned into a funeral, and the groom was not allowed to remember it for the rest of his life.

"Thank you, I will remember it forever. That wedding speech is the best blessing I have ever heard!"

When the bride waved goodbye to the weekend, she was so moved that she almost shed tears.

"goodbye!"

"goodbye!"

When we came out of the restaurant, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon, which was the time for the part-time workers to get off work.

The first day of the live broadcast ended here. Zhou Zhou and Huang Li said goodbye to the audience in front of the camera, and the screen in the live broadcast room went dark.

"Damn it, why did time go by so fast?"

"We're all off work, today is another day of fishing!"

"Is this the end, I haven't seen enough!"

"I don't know when the next show will start. I have subscribed to this variety show."

"It's so beautiful, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time!"

Looking at the black screen in the live broadcast room, netizens were still a little unsatisfied.

……

Backstage of the program group.

After the live broadcast ended, the program team also intensively began to count the data of the three live broadcast rooms.

"Director, the popularity of this program has exceeded [-] million!"

The popularity exceeds [-] million!

Moreover, on the first day of the premiere, it achieved this shocking result, and the director's face burst into laughter.

"Everyone has worked hard!"

"I also have good news to tell you. Just now, the leader of the station called us and we have four more sponsors!"

As soon as the director finished speaking, the entire program team burst into cheers backstage.

"That's great. This month's bonus is going to be far ahead. You can get a new phone."

"Thank you to the leader, thank you to the director!"

"I wonder if the bonus will be doubled at the end of the month?"

For the staff of the program team, the increase in sponsors means an increase in the program's funding, and the increase in the program team's funding means that their bonuses will also increase.

For the director, what he is most happy about is not the bonus at the end of the month, but as the number of sponsors increases, his voice in the stage also increases.

If he can maintain this popularity, he can even compete for the position of deputy director when the station is selected at the end of the year.

Today's premiere can achieve such a high popularity, and most of the credit is due to the weekend.

It seems that the next program will focus on weekends.

(End of this chapter)