As promised, Xiao Xianrou, will you play the suona in the haunted house?

Chapter 16: Looking for the dragon’s acupoint?I happen to understand a little bit

Changxing County.

Xiancao Village.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the program team's bus stopped at the entrance of Xiancao Village.

This program lasts for three days and will be filmed entirely in Xiancao Village.

From the moment you get off the bus, the program team will not provide any assistance. How to spend these three days in Xiancao Village depends entirely on the guests' own abilities.

"Director, it's almost noon. The program team won't even care about lunch, right?"

Huang Li's words woke up the dreamer, and several other guests also reacted. The program crew specifically asked them to hand over their mobile phones and wallets before getting off the bus. Wasn't it meant to trick them?

"Providing food is also a help. Of course, the program team cannot take the lead in violating the rules of the game."

Wang Yong had a bad look on his face and quickly confirmed that their worries were not unnecessary.

"Good guy, Lao Wang, you are too stingy."

"Director Wang, I protest."

"Protest is ineffective!"

No matter how much the celebrity guests unanimously condemned it, Wang Yong just ignored it, acting like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water.

At this moment, the head of Xiancao Village came over with an old smoking gun.

"Sorry, I'm a little late, something delayed me. I'll take you into the village first."

When the village chief led the celebrity guests into the village, he noticed a piece of black cloth wrapped around his arm.

"Village Chief, I would like to ask, are there any old people left in the village?"

Huang Li was born in the countryside after all, and he also noticed this detail. He found that there was not much sadness on the village chief's face, and guessed that it might be a joy or mourning, so he asked.

"An old man passed away this morning, and the whole village was helping, so I came a little late."

The village chief nodded and said that the other party was an old man in his 80s and passed away peacefully.

"You're over 80 and still walking around?"

At this time, Chen Yu suddenly said something, and the village chief's face suddenly turned dark.

puff!
Bai Lu quickly covered her mouth with her little hands. This situation was not very funny.

Did he really think that the old man was just going out for a walk?
As expected of you, I didn't realize that the village chief said that the old man passed away.

"You, stop talking."

Huang Li had a headache. He knew that Chen Yu might make a joke, but he didn't expect that it would be such a big joke.

"what happened?"

Even now, Chen Yu still looked aggrieved, not knowing what he said wrong.

in the live room.

"It made me laugh so hard. I used to think that Chen Yu's innocence was just an act, but now I believe it's not true anymore."

"No, he is almost 30 years old. Can't even the village chief and others understand that the old man has passed away?"

"I really don't know how he lived to this age. He's so innocent."

"It's so scary. I don't even know if the old man has passed away or is gone."

"It fits my profile of Chen Yu. He is indeed an autistic child who knows nothing but music."

"The key is that he doesn't sing very well. He can only hit high notes, but only high notes."

Fortunately, we have arrived in the village by now.

"I just sent you here, and I will rush over to help you soon. You can do whatever you want."

The village chief glanced at Chen Yu, shook his head and prepared to leave.

"Village chief...wait a minute!"

Seeing that the village chief was about to leave, Huang Li quickly grabbed him. He knew how to organize funerals in rural areas. Now the whole village is probably organizing funerals and the family is helping, and they must also be in charge of food.

In other words, other people's homes wouldn't know how to open fire at all. If the village chief were to leave like this, they wouldn't even have lunch. "What's wrong? What else happened?"

"Village Chief, everyone in the village is busy right now. We strangers are really embarrassed to hang out in the village, so we might as well go and help... Don't worry, we don't need wages, we just take care of the food."

Others reacted immediately and echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, yes."

The village chief took a puff of cigarette and said, "The manpower over there is a little busy, but can you really do the work?"

Obviously, the village chief was a little doubtful whether these pampered city dwellers could really be cool enough to do such rough work. He even took a special look at Chen Yu.

"Why are you watching me?" Chen Yu was a little depressed and said unconvinced: "I saw it on TV. When such a funeral is held in the countryside, don't they find someone to perform a show? I can go up and sing..."

"Village Chief, he is kidding you. We don't pick jobs. We just do whatever is available, even carrying dishes and washing dishes~"

Seeing the village chief's noncommittal look, Huang Li quickly interrupted Chen Yu, saying that the people in the village may not be willing to listen to your song, so he quickly helped to find a way out.

"That's right, we don't pick any jobs. Wherever there is a shortage of manpower, we will go and help."

Kang Tingbin and Gu Xuan from the other group also nodded. Now is not the time to be picky and wait until lunch.

The village chief nodded with some satisfaction, then looked at Zhou Zhou and Bai Lu, who were the only ones who had not yet spoken, and said, "Where are you two? Can you do any kind of work?"

Just as he was talking, the village chief's phone rang at this moment, and he quickly waved his hand and went to answer the phone.

"What are you talking about? Mr. Feng Shui is in the hospital... I haven't chosen the grave yet, what should I do... Okay, I understand, I'll go find someone else!"

At the same time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also very lively.

"It's not fair. Funerals coincide with weekends. Everyone else can only wash dishes, but weekends can play the suona."

"Suona is in the countryside, so it shouldn't be too popular. Which family can't hire a suona team for weddings and weddings? It'll be great next weekend."

"Why, why can my brother only serve dishes and wash dishes, and just talk about it on weekends?"

"That's unfair, protest!"

"If you have the ability not to play the suona on weekends, what kind of ability is it to just rely on luck~"

Everyone in the live broadcast room, including Chen Yu and others at the scene, thought they would tell the village chief that they could play suona over the weekend.

Just then, the village chief also hung up the phone and said with a somewhat irritable look: "You two can do any job, if you can, I will take you there now!"

Weekend didn't move or nod. He just said, "Village Chief, I thought I heard you say on the phone just now that you want to go to Mr. Feng Shui to choose a grave?"

"Yes!"

The village chief glanced at the weekend and asked what did this mean?You can't help with this kind of thing.

At this time, Weekend smiled.

"What a coincidence, I happen to know a little about Xunlong Diantun."

After saying that, Weekend stood there with an incomprehensible smile on his face.

puff~
Bai Lu was shocked on the spot, staring at Zhou Zhou with wide eyes, obviously not expecting his answer to be so shocking.

Looking for dragon points~
Don't you go to heaven?

Everyone else at the scene was also burned on the outside and tender on the inside.

If you want to say that you can play the suona, forget about it. I have already come to search for dragons and tap acupoints. Who do you think you are, a contemporary heavenly master?

What age are you still practicing feudal superstition?

Huang Li was extremely impressed and gave Zhou Zhou a thumbs up, "You are awesome, you can fool me better than me."

"What is Xunlong Diancun?"

The village chief asked confusedly.

Weekend blushed and pretended too much. The village chief obviously didn't understand such professional vocabulary.

"Ahem, that's what Mr. Feng Shui does, choose the cemetery~"

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