As promised, Xiao Xianrou, will you play the suona in the haunted house?
Chapter 53 Is this a funeral?Isn't it a patient exchange meeting? (Please give me a monthly tic
Chapter 53 Is this a funeral?Isn't it a patient exchange meeting? (Please give me a monthly ticket to follow up)
funeral parlor.
"Dad, why do I feel something is wrong? Why are so many people coming to offer incense to grandpa today?"
Mr. Lu's eldest son glanced at the people who came to pay their respects and offer incense in the mourning hall. Why were these faces so strange?
"What a wonderful people. Your grandfather loved liveliness when he was alive. Isn't it quite lively now?"
Mr. Lu didn't take it seriously, but felt very relieved.
He still remembered what his old man said when he was alive: The most important thing in life is to be happy, so you must laugh while you are alive.
Life is full of vegetation and autumn, and it is hard to stop crying and crying.
Now there are so many people coming to see the old man off. If there is a soul, the old man will definitely leave happily.
"It's lively, but why do I feel like these people are not here for grandpa?"
The boss frowned and couldn't help but muttered.
At the same time, in the open space outside the mourning hall, Mr. Lu very thoughtfully prepared food for the mourners. All the food was self-service.
Those who had stayed to pay their respects to attend the funeral in the evening were gathered around.
"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger!"
After observing a target for a long time, the young man quietly stepped forward and read out the previously agreed upon code.
"Xiaokun stewed mushrooms!"
After the target was stunned for a second, they met the code, and the two of them suddenly felt excited that they had found the organization.
"You really came as a group. How many people are here in the group this time? Have you brought your support clothes?"
The young man lifted his middle-parted head and whispered like an underground party member.
"Not many, just a few dozen people. Don't worry, they are all wearing them!"
The target unbuttoned a few buttons of his coat, revealing the brightly colored large flowered coat underneath, and raised his eyebrows proudly.
The young man nodded and said with satisfaction: "Our goal in the underworld singing club is to be the most handsome boy at this funeral."
pat.
As the young man was talking, a page of paper with a steel seal fell from his body.
"You dropped something."
The target pointed to the ground and asked curiously: "What is it? Why are you still wearing it?"
The young man picked up the things on the ground and said calmly: "It's nothing, just a mental illness certificate from the hospital."
What the hell?
Proof of mental illness?
The target's eyes suddenly widened and his mouth opened wide in surprise.
"Don't get me wrong, I got the certificate from the counterfeit certificate company. I'll use it to ask for leave tomorrow."
When the young man saw this, he quickly explained.
However, the target's eyes suddenly shone, and he pulled the young man with admiration, and said excitedly: "Fuck, young man, you are worthy of being the leader of our underworld singing club."
"Psychosis proves that you can do it. I'm resigned to it."
The young man touched his face and said calmly: "This is nothing. Let alone a mental illness certificate, I can even issue a death certificate for you."
"Awesome~"
The target gave a thumbs up and said with great admiration.
……
Seven o'clock in the evening.
The funeral officially begins.
"My relatives and friends in the audience, thank you for coming to see my father on his last journey..."
"My father often said something when he was alive: The most important thing in life is to be happy. No matter what you do, you must do it with a smile..."
"He loved liveliness the most during his lifetime, and he also liked to listen to rock music, so I invited a special guest to see my father off today...he is the weekend."
Funerals do not necessarily have to be tearful. Sometimes they are lively and lively, which actually makes the deceased more free and easy during his lifetime.
The funeral today was very lively.
"Coming, coming, are you all ready?"
The friends of the Underworld Fan Club have all gathered. At this time, they all became nervous when they saw the weekend's appearance.
At this time, the weekend came to the stage.
"Master Lu Benwei was a free and easy man during his lifetime. I hope he can live as free and easy as Xian'er down here."
"A fairy song to see the old man off!"
After saying that, I picked up the suona on weekends.Thumb thump~ thump thump~
The next second, the sound of suona sounded.
The restless sound of the suona instantly stirred up the atmosphere.
This weekend I chose not the recorded version, but the live version.
This live version of Suona appeared early and showed off even more skills.
The magical melody was unreasonably poured into everyone's ears by the suona. In an instant, some people began to involuntarily follow the rhythm of the suona sound and began to sway.
"My body seemed to be disobeying me, and I was swaying on its own."
"There's something wrong with this suona. How can it control my body?"
At the same time, the young man exchanged glances with the friends from the Underworld Fan Club around him, counted to three two one in his heart, and took off his coat at the same time.
Swish.
The colorful Northeastern flower jackets immediately became the most beautiful scenery at the funeral.
"If there is no light in the east, there will be light in the west~"
"After the setting sun, I will feel sad~"
“If you’re not busy the night before, you’ll be busy the next night~”
"After dreaming about gold, I dream about yellow beams~"
As soon as I opened my voice on the stage over the weekend, the people from the Underworld Fan Club joined below.
Suddenly, all the guests at the funeral were dumbfounded.
what's going on?
Is this a funeral or a concert? Why are there fans singing along?
"Where did these people come from?"
"Why don't you feel normal?"
"I have grown up and have attended so many funerals. This is the first time I have seen such a scene."
Other people at the funeral looked at the group of underworld fans, immersed in the music, and couldn't help but complain.
This is not a concert, it is an exchange meeting for patients.
However, the melody of this song seems interesting.
"It's not bright in the east, it's bright in the west~"
At the funeral, these people saw that the people from the Underworld Singer Club were singing so enthusiastically, and they couldn't help but hum along.
This time, I couldn't stop humming at all.
The catchy lyrics and simple melody make it easy to be brainwashed.
It's like a Melatonin commercial, I can't help but sing along every time I see it.
For a time, the entire funeral scene was completely infected.
"If you don't care about the worldly things, you are a carefree fairy in the sky~"
On the stage.
Even if a microphone amplified the sound during the weekend, it couldn't compare to the dozens or hundreds of people in the audience singing along loudly at the same time.
It’s over.
This time it really became a patient exchange meeting.
mourning hall.
"Dad, let me tell you, these people are not here to express condolences to grandpa at all."
Mr. Lu's eldest son looked at the row of Northeastern flowered jackets outside and immediately understood that these people were here for the weekend.
"So what? Didn't they offer incense to your grandpa? He was a carefree fairy in the sky~"
Mr. Lu followed the melody and started humming.
Humming, Master Lu suddenly burst into tears.
"Dad, you said that if there really are immortals in this world, you must be the easiest person to be converted by immortals."
"In the next life, I will be your son!"
His father's voice and smile in the past flashed through Mr. Lu's mind like a revolving lantern.
At the same time, someone at the funeral took a complete picture of the scene.
Thanks to [Book Friends 20211127005338181] [Book Friends 20230425191220630] for the reward, and all the bosses for their monthly votes. Thank you all for your support! ! !
By the way, I recommend a book, "Graduating from Agricultural University, You Persuaded Me to Become a Top Class". The author is a girl, and you can see different entertainment from a girl's perspective.
(End of this chapter)
funeral parlor.
"Dad, why do I feel something is wrong? Why are so many people coming to offer incense to grandpa today?"
Mr. Lu's eldest son glanced at the people who came to pay their respects and offer incense in the mourning hall. Why were these faces so strange?
"What a wonderful people. Your grandfather loved liveliness when he was alive. Isn't it quite lively now?"
Mr. Lu didn't take it seriously, but felt very relieved.
He still remembered what his old man said when he was alive: The most important thing in life is to be happy, so you must laugh while you are alive.
Life is full of vegetation and autumn, and it is hard to stop crying and crying.
Now there are so many people coming to see the old man off. If there is a soul, the old man will definitely leave happily.
"It's lively, but why do I feel like these people are not here for grandpa?"
The boss frowned and couldn't help but muttered.
At the same time, in the open space outside the mourning hall, Mr. Lu very thoughtfully prepared food for the mourners. All the food was self-service.
Those who had stayed to pay their respects to attend the funeral in the evening were gathered around.
"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger!"
After observing a target for a long time, the young man quietly stepped forward and read out the previously agreed upon code.
"Xiaokun stewed mushrooms!"
After the target was stunned for a second, they met the code, and the two of them suddenly felt excited that they had found the organization.
"You really came as a group. How many people are here in the group this time? Have you brought your support clothes?"
The young man lifted his middle-parted head and whispered like an underground party member.
"Not many, just a few dozen people. Don't worry, they are all wearing them!"
The target unbuttoned a few buttons of his coat, revealing the brightly colored large flowered coat underneath, and raised his eyebrows proudly.
The young man nodded and said with satisfaction: "Our goal in the underworld singing club is to be the most handsome boy at this funeral."
pat.
As the young man was talking, a page of paper with a steel seal fell from his body.
"You dropped something."
The target pointed to the ground and asked curiously: "What is it? Why are you still wearing it?"
The young man picked up the things on the ground and said calmly: "It's nothing, just a mental illness certificate from the hospital."
What the hell?
Proof of mental illness?
The target's eyes suddenly widened and his mouth opened wide in surprise.
"Don't get me wrong, I got the certificate from the counterfeit certificate company. I'll use it to ask for leave tomorrow."
When the young man saw this, he quickly explained.
However, the target's eyes suddenly shone, and he pulled the young man with admiration, and said excitedly: "Fuck, young man, you are worthy of being the leader of our underworld singing club."
"Psychosis proves that you can do it. I'm resigned to it."
The young man touched his face and said calmly: "This is nothing. Let alone a mental illness certificate, I can even issue a death certificate for you."
"Awesome~"
The target gave a thumbs up and said with great admiration.
……
Seven o'clock in the evening.
The funeral officially begins.
"My relatives and friends in the audience, thank you for coming to see my father on his last journey..."
"My father often said something when he was alive: The most important thing in life is to be happy. No matter what you do, you must do it with a smile..."
"He loved liveliness the most during his lifetime, and he also liked to listen to rock music, so I invited a special guest to see my father off today...he is the weekend."
Funerals do not necessarily have to be tearful. Sometimes they are lively and lively, which actually makes the deceased more free and easy during his lifetime.
The funeral today was very lively.
"Coming, coming, are you all ready?"
The friends of the Underworld Fan Club have all gathered. At this time, they all became nervous when they saw the weekend's appearance.
At this time, the weekend came to the stage.
"Master Lu Benwei was a free and easy man during his lifetime. I hope he can live as free and easy as Xian'er down here."
"A fairy song to see the old man off!"
After saying that, I picked up the suona on weekends.Thumb thump~ thump thump~
The next second, the sound of suona sounded.
The restless sound of the suona instantly stirred up the atmosphere.
This weekend I chose not the recorded version, but the live version.
This live version of Suona appeared early and showed off even more skills.
The magical melody was unreasonably poured into everyone's ears by the suona. In an instant, some people began to involuntarily follow the rhythm of the suona sound and began to sway.
"My body seemed to be disobeying me, and I was swaying on its own."
"There's something wrong with this suona. How can it control my body?"
At the same time, the young man exchanged glances with the friends from the Underworld Fan Club around him, counted to three two one in his heart, and took off his coat at the same time.
Swish.
The colorful Northeastern flower jackets immediately became the most beautiful scenery at the funeral.
"If there is no light in the east, there will be light in the west~"
"After the setting sun, I will feel sad~"
“If you’re not busy the night before, you’ll be busy the next night~”
"After dreaming about gold, I dream about yellow beams~"
As soon as I opened my voice on the stage over the weekend, the people from the Underworld Fan Club joined below.
Suddenly, all the guests at the funeral were dumbfounded.
what's going on?
Is this a funeral or a concert? Why are there fans singing along?
"Where did these people come from?"
"Why don't you feel normal?"
"I have grown up and have attended so many funerals. This is the first time I have seen such a scene."
Other people at the funeral looked at the group of underworld fans, immersed in the music, and couldn't help but complain.
This is not a concert, it is an exchange meeting for patients.
However, the melody of this song seems interesting.
"It's not bright in the east, it's bright in the west~"
At the funeral, these people saw that the people from the Underworld Singer Club were singing so enthusiastically, and they couldn't help but hum along.
This time, I couldn't stop humming at all.
The catchy lyrics and simple melody make it easy to be brainwashed.
It's like a Melatonin commercial, I can't help but sing along every time I see it.
For a time, the entire funeral scene was completely infected.
"If you don't care about the worldly things, you are a carefree fairy in the sky~"
On the stage.
Even if a microphone amplified the sound during the weekend, it couldn't compare to the dozens or hundreds of people in the audience singing along loudly at the same time.
It’s over.
This time it really became a patient exchange meeting.
mourning hall.
"Dad, let me tell you, these people are not here to express condolences to grandpa at all."
Mr. Lu's eldest son looked at the row of Northeastern flowered jackets outside and immediately understood that these people were here for the weekend.
"So what? Didn't they offer incense to your grandpa? He was a carefree fairy in the sky~"
Mr. Lu followed the melody and started humming.
Humming, Master Lu suddenly burst into tears.
"Dad, you said that if there really are immortals in this world, you must be the easiest person to be converted by immortals."
"In the next life, I will be your son!"
His father's voice and smile in the past flashed through Mr. Lu's mind like a revolving lantern.
At the same time, someone at the funeral took a complete picture of the scene.
Thanks to [Book Friends 20211127005338181] [Book Friends 20230425191220630] for the reward, and all the bosses for their monthly votes. Thank you all for your support! ! !
By the way, I recommend a book, "Graduating from Agricultural University, You Persuaded Me to Become a Top Class". The author is a girl, and you can see different entertainment from a girl's perspective.
(End of this chapter)
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