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Chapter 76: Angry Bull, Chen Yu takes off (please vote for me, follow up)

Chapter 76: Angry Bull, Chen Yu takes off (please vote for me, follow up)
"Xu Feng, go and do something for me!"

When he came off the stage, he deliberately walked very slowly on weekends, and then said this in Xu Feng's ear.

"Ah~ Isn't this too cruel?"

After Xu Feng heard this, he couldn't help but shudder. This move on the weekend was too damaging, leaving no way for Chen Yu to survive!
"Who makes him keep pestering me like a fly? How can I not be cruel?"

Weekend shrugged. He felt that he was already being generous, but he couldn't stop Chen Yu from jumping out to commit suicide!

Xu Feng thought about it, and it seemed that it was indeed Chen Yu who started trouble every time, and he never took the initiative to trouble Chen Yu on weekends.

"Well, it's not easy for you either. Chen Yu really went too far."

Xu Feng nodded and quickly left the stadium quietly.

After sending Xu Feng away, he returned to the backstage alone at the weekend.

Swish.

The other people backstage worked very tacitly to make way for the weekend to come out.

"You...don't come here~"

Looking at Weekend walking towards him step by step, Chen Yu instantly felt like a mouse whose tail had been stepped on.

Weekend sneered, looked at Chen Yu and said, "Are you going by yourself, or do you want me to help you?"

"In short, it's impossible to default on your debt. You'd better give up."

The other people backstage were watching the show, and Chen Yu's popularity was not good enough.

"You, don't come here, I'll go by myself!"

Chen Yu glanced at the weekend with a deathly expression and knew that it would be impossible to muddle through today.

Gritting his teeth, he sadly walked out of the stadium.

But as soon as he left the stadium, Chen Yu was frightened by the battle outside and his legs weakened.

In addition to the audience who stayed after leaving the venue, there were also a large number of gossip reporters waiting outside.

"Kiss one, kiss one!"

"Dear! dear! dear!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

As soon as Chen Yu appeared, the people who were watching the excitement outside shouted slogans in unison.

For those who didn’t know, I thought someone was proposing on the spot here.

"Mo~"

At this time, the buffalo that was tied to the railing looked back at Chen Yu's direction and screamed excitedly.

"Damn it, am I right? Why do I seem to see a little excitement in its eyes?"

"No way, is this cow still a cow?"

"As someone who grew up in a rural area, I can honestly tell you that this is indeed a cow."

"It's scary to think about it, what is it so excited about?"

When the crowd at the scene heard the excitement in the cow's cry, they were a little overwhelmed and almost fainted from laughter.

"please!"

Weekend glanced behind him and saw that Xu Feng had come back quietly at some time, and immediately walked to Chen Yu coldly.

Extending the head is also a knife, and shrinking the head is also a knife.

Chen Yu knew who was in danger today, so he immediately made up his mind and walked towards the cow's butt.

His heart skipped a beat, his eyes closed, he pursed his lips and kissed her.

"Mo~"

At this moment, another cow cry came from behind Chen Yu.

Everyone followed the sound and looked over. The old farmer who had appeared in the morning came over with another bull at some unknown time.

The bull happened to see Chen Yu kissing the cow's butt, and his eyes suddenly turned red.

In addition, Chen Yu was wearing red today, which made the bull even more crazy.With a roar, he broke away from the cow rope in the old farmer's hand and ran towards Chen Yu angrily.

Chen Yu only had time to hear the sound of the wind behind him before the bull's horns pushed him onto the chrysanthemum and he flew out.

slap~
The man flew out and just kissed the cow's butt.

Kacha~
The eyes of the reporters outside suddenly lit up and they kept pressing their shutters, just in time to capture this scene.

"Hurry, hurry, save people~"

"120, call an ambulance quickly."

The scene quickly became chaotic, and by the time Chen Yu was rescued, she almost fainted from the pain.

"Don't move, my butt~"

These were the last words Chen Yu left before being put on the stretcher.

That night, the photo of Chen Yu being pushed out by a bull and kissing the cow's butt became the headlines on major websites.

"Hahaha, even though I feel a little sorry for Chen Yu's chrysanthemum, I still can't help but want to laugh."

"He was so miserable. Just thinking about the scene of being raped by a bull makes my anus aching."

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard. Now the question is, who asked the old farmer to bring the bull?"

"I bet he must have done it on the weekend. It was so bamboo shoots that he took away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

Fortunately, Chen Yu's stay on the headlines didn't last long, because he was quickly pushed down by tonight's performance.

"Tonight's weekend really impressed me. It turns out that when he is not busy, he sings quietly. It really makes me blush."

""Chengdu" is definitely the best ballad I've heard this year. It's so eloquent that it will tug at your heartstrings inadvertently."

“As a Chengdu native, I didn’t even know Chengdu was so beautiful.”

"This weekend's song "Chengdu" directly brought Chengdu to life."

"After listening to this song, I really want to go for a walk on the streets of Chengdu."

"However, compared to Chengdu on the weekend, it is even more bizarre to have rain in Chengdu where it has not rained for two months after just singing the song "Chengdu" over the weekend."

However, what surprised netizens was yet to come.

After the performance, it rained heavily in Chengdu for three days in a row, and there was still no sign of stopping.

Three days of continuous heavy rain have caused the water level in the main urban area of ​​Chengdu to rise steadily.

"Damn it, how long is this rain going to last?"

"Please, Master Zhou, please withdraw your magical powers quickly. If you continue, my house will be flooded."

"I let you people laugh at the weekend, now the retribution is coming~"

"I was wrong, Master Zhou, please make this rain stop quickly."

"Haha, you have offended the abbot and you still want to run away?"

Three days later, the Chengdu Meteorological Observatory issued another warning message.

It’s just that the last time it was a high temperature warning, this time it’s a heavy rain warning.

【成都气象台9月16日8时49分发布暴雨橙色预警信号:未来24小时内,降雨仍将持续,请市民注意防范。】

Meanwhile, I received a phone call from Urami in my hotel suite over the weekend.

After hanging up the phone, I asked the program team for a leave over the weekend and directly bought a plane to Puhai that afternoon.

At three o'clock in the afternoon that day, I got on a plane to Urami for the weekend.

As soon as the plane left the sky over Chengdu, the heavy rain in Chengdu stopped and the sky became clear.

"Holy shit, what's going on? Didn't the weather station say that the rain may continue for another 24 hours?"

"I suddenly had a bad feeling!!!"

"Why did the weather station get slapped in the face again? Could it be that..."

"Hurry and check out the official blog of the "Our Song" program team. They just announced that they would take leave over the weekend due to personal reasons and have flown back to Puhai this afternoon."

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(End of this chapter)

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