Changfengdu

Hairy all over

Hairy all over
Yin Xiaoxiao was so frightened by Concubine Dou's gaze that her heart pounded, so she had to bite the bullet and ask shamelessly, "Mother-in-law, you... what are you looking at?"
Concubine Dou looked away and continued with a smile: "Xiaoxiao, it's been a while since you came in, so you have to hurry up!"
Yin Xiaoxiao pouted her little mouth suspiciously, with a look of confusion on her face, "Ah? Hurry up? Mother-in-law, what do you mean by this? My daughter-in-law is stupid and failed to understand what her mother-in-law meant. Please make it clear."
She really didn’t understand why hurry up!
"Haha, he is really a child. Look at how innocent he is, how worrying he is!" Concubine Dou's smile became even weirder and unpredictable, and even the four maids standing behind her couldn't help but chuckle.
Well?The corners of Yin Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, and he was muttering in his heart.Hum, her mother-in-law is praising her for her simplicity?Is this a compliment or a derogatory term?Are you sure you're not belittling her for being stupid?
He tilted his head and glanced at Jin Lian'er standing next to him, but what he saw was rare, Jin Lian'er was not smiling, but was gnashing his teeth and staring angrily at her.
Yin Xiaoxiao was even more confused. Just when she was puzzled, she heard Aunt Min beside Concubine Dou explain with a smile: "Madam, what Concubine means is that Prince Lian's Mansion is in full bloom. The important task depends on you, you must hurry up and have children!"
"Poof!" Yin Xiaoxiao spat out a mouthful of blood and coughed loudly, "Cough cough, cough cough cough!"
Hey, did she hear it right?Expect her to branch out?Damn, who is she having an affair with?Do we still expect her to be like the Virgin Mary, who got pregnant and gave birth to Jesus out of nowhere?
Seeing that Yin Xiaoxiao was coughing a lot, Concubine Dou thought she was shy, so she encouraged her: "Xiaoxiao, don't be shy. After this woman gets married, she depends on her mother for her son's wealth. If you can get pregnant with Yin Xiaoxiao, Son of a son, I, the old woman, will make the decision to make you a concubine."
Yin Xiaoxiao waved her hands in shock. She had never thought about the value of mother and son, let alone upgraded to a concubine. She just wanted to play games and live a happy life?As for the important task of production, hehe, whoever wants to carry it can carry it, but she won’t carry it anyway!
After thinking about it, Yin Xiaoxiao said cryptically: "Mother-in-law, we can't rush things like spreading branches and leaves. The prince has many things to do, so we'd better let nature take its course!"
The original intention of Yin Xiaoxiao's words was to tactfully remind Concubine Dou to do whatever comes her way and not to force herself to do anything. Unexpectedly, Concubine Dou thought wrongly when she heard this.
She had long heard the servants talk about Jun Moyin and Yin Xiaoxiao. According to reliable sources, the two of them played and sang all night long during the bridal chamber, and the ghosts roared and screamed.After the next day, Jun Moyin never stayed in Yin's small room again.
So, when Yin Xiaoxiao deliberately reminded her that "the prince has many things to do every day," was he complaining to her in disguise that Jun Moyin was neglecting her and not favoring her after his wedding?Think about it, let a little girl stay alone in the empty boudoir, unable to sleep alone.Not to mention the branches and leaves, the relationship is almost rusty!
Thinking of her two previous daughters-in-law, Jin Lian'er has not been pregnant for six or seven years, and Zhen Yuyan, who is doted on by her son, has still not had any movement after three years. Can she still count on those two hens who can't lay eggs?
On the other hand, the Yin Xiaoxiao in front of her was well-proportioned and charming.Although the breasts in the front are a little small, the butt in the back is quite big.A woman with such a big butt must be extremely fertile.If she doesn't expect Yin Xiaoxiao to flourish, who does she expect?
With this thought in her mind, Concubine Dou narrowed her phoenix eyes and said firmly: "You kid, you are talking nonsense again! How can you let things take their own course? Of course, you have to create opportunities. It will work out. Don’t worry, I will let Yin’er spend the night in your room tonight!”
"Boom!" Like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, a pot exploded above Yin Xiaoxiao's head.
Her mother-in-law said Shenma?Tonight... let Jun Mo lead him to spend the night in her room tonight?
"Uh! Mother-in-law, this...that..." Yin Xiaoxiao, who had always been sharp-tongued, could not say anything at this moment, and could only anxiously repeat 'this' and 'that'.
Aunt Min smiled and said to Concubine Dou: "Concubine, look, Madam is so happy that she is speechless!"
Yin Xiaoxin yelled that she was wronged, "Mommy, how did you see that I was so happy that I was speechless?"
Concubine Dou also laughed, and her smile was extremely ambiguous, "Okay, stop teasing this child! Xiaoxiao, stop doing this and that, go back! Have a good sleep, and you will be energetic at night, okay?"
Yin Xiaoxiaoku forced a face and wanted to argue, "Mother-in-law, I..."
"Just keep your heart in your stomach! If Yin'er doesn't go to your room tonight, I, the old woman, will escort him to your room myself. Okay, Lian'er, Xiaoxiao, all of you, please step aside! " Before Yin Xiaoxiao could continue, Mrs. Dou issued an eviction order.
Yin Xiaoxiao had to kneel down and bow, and both he and Jin Lian'er exited the hall of the east wing.
As soon as she came out of the hall of the east wing, Jin Lian'er said something evil to Yin Xiaoxiao, "Huh, you little bitch, don't think that you can get your husband's favor by sleeping with your mother-in-law. If you want to have a child, first weigh your own weight." A few taels!"
Yin Xiaobeier feels aggrieved. What the hell, do you think she cares?Is she still unwilling to fight for favor and have children?
After holding back his anger and returning to the north wing, Yin Xiaoxiao turned his grief and anger into appetite, then felt full and warm, and fell asleep, sleeping until sunset.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw an extremely handsome and resolute face.
"Jun Moyin?" Yin Xiaoxiao sat up and exclaimed.Damn, why is he in his room?How long has he been here?
Because he sat up too quickly, Yin Xiaoxiao's head hit Jun Moyin's chin hard.
With just a "bang" sound, Jun Moyin was knocked to the ground, with his legs upturned like a big tortoise whose lid had been flipped over!
Yin Xiaoxiao heard the muffled sound of Jun Moyin falling to the ground. He ignored the slight pain on his head and hurriedly looked towards the ground.Then, he laughed shamelessly.
"Haha! Hahaha, my lord, you are making me laugh so hard, you are just like that bastard who couldn't get up after being overturned in the river, hahaha!" Yin Xiaoxiao kept slapping her thighs happily, and finally turned around and clicked her hands. Scratch the bed.
Damn, this is so funny!
Jun Moyin endured the pain of being hit on his buttocks and jaw, and stood up like a carp.How could he, a majestic and heroic king, be laughed at by a woman?
He glared at Yin Xiaoxiao fiercely and said angrily: "Shut up, don't laugh!"
Yin Xiaoxiao immediately closed his mouth and stopped laughing.However, the shoulders that swayed from time to time, and the lips that she bit tightly, still clearly told Jun Moyin that she was about to suffer internal injuries from laughing so hard!
The veins on Jun Moyin's forehead popped out, and his fists clenched and unclenched.
Yin Xiaoxiao turned her head and took a deep breath. After a while, she suppressed the urge in her heart to continue laughing.
She breathed a long sigh of relief, pretending to be nonchalant and asked: "My lord, do you have a problem with me?"
There was no one around, so Yin Xiaoxiao was too lazy to elaborate and just addressed her as "I".
Jun Moyin didn't care, and just responded coldly: "My mother asked me to stay in your room for the night!"
Yin Xiaoxiao'ah? ' She said, suddenly remembering what Concubine Dou said in the morning.Damn, did you really get Jun Moyin here?
The corner of her mouth twitched slightly, Yin Xiaoxiao stretched, smiled and joked: "Your Majesty is so filial, you will come as soon as your mother-in-law asks you to come."
Jun Moyin didn't even raise his eyes, and his voice became even colder, "That's natural, filial piety comes first!"
Yin Xiaoxiao asked doubtfully: "Could it be that if my mother-in-law wants the prince to have sex with me and have children, you will agree without hesitation?"
Damn it, if he dares to nod, he will definitely be struck by lightning!
Jun Moyin finally gave Yin Xiaoxiao a 'reward' look, but it was just a look, and it was full of contempt, "Oh, I want to have a good relationship with you and have children? Do you think you are worthy of having a good relationship with me? Are you giving birth to my son? On that wedding night, I touched you because of the warm jade of your Yin family. I will only touch you once in this life, and it’s enough to satisfy your appetite!”
Yin Xiaoxiao nodded, okay!What an answer that doesn't contain any curse words, but how about a different way of scolding yourself that is off-putting?
Touching his nose, Yin Xiaoxiao made an exaggerated expression of excitement, strode forward, grabbed Jun Moyin's hands and shook them constantly, as if he was shaking him out of the sky.
She heard her spitting and shouting: "Oh, my lord, it's great that you can think so! My anxious heart has finally come to an end. You don't know, my mother-in-law told me about consummating the marriage this morning. I feel so worried about giving birth to a child that I can't eat or sleep..."
When Jun Moyin heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.This woman can really tell lies with her eyes open!
When he was forced by his mother to come to the north wing, he saw pearls and jade holding various bones of chicken, duck and fish sticking out. It was obvious that Yin Xiaoxiao had eaten like a storm.When he walked into the north wing, Yin Xiaoxiao was already lying on the bed, soundly sleeping in an inelegant posture, and slept for more than two hours!
Is this still making me unable to eat or sleep?
Jun Moyin was despising Yin Xiaoxiao in his heart, but he heard Yin Xiaoxiao speak again.
She said: "Let me think about it, sooner or later I will leave Prince Lian's Mansion to find a second love. If I really give birth to a child for you, my value will definitely be devalued. People from a rich family will definitely not want me. It's a pity! Fortunately! Fortunately, fortunately, the prince was disgusted when he saw me and never thought of consummating his marriage with me and having children."
After hearing Yin Xiaoxiao's exaggerated words, the corners of Jun Moyin's mouth began to twitch, and he couldn't stop twitching at least a dozen times.For a smart man like him, although he heard the term "second spring" for the first time, he quickly understood what it meant.
This damn woman wants to find a wild man?Could he understand that what Yin Xiaoxiao meant was that she was glad that he was unwilling to consummate the marriage and have children with her?Because she doesn’t have children, will she be able to find a rich and powerful man if she looks for one in the future?
"Humph, Yin Xiaoxiao, stop daydreaming. Not to mention that you are now a concubine of my king, a young lady who has not yet left the palace. If you want to find a husband with a rich family background, you are just talking nonsense!" Mo Yin hit Yin Xiaoxiao scornfully.
In fact, he was not exaggerating. In the Apocalypse Kingdom, a merchant's daughter was not worth mentioning at all.Anyone with any sense of integrity, even a ninth-grade official, would never marry a merchant's daughter.Yin Xiaoxiao was able to marry into Prince Lian's Mansion simply because of the Yin family's warm jade!
(End of this chapter)

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