After making a lifelong promise to the villain, his vest exploded

The entire big bed was tightly covered by dark red bed curtains, and people outside could not see what was going on inside.

So let alone see if there are any hidden people inside.

After understanding what his companion was thinking, a guard immediately objected: "You are stupid. Lying inside is a distinguished guest that His Majesty ordered to take good care of. It is said that this distinguished guest was seriously injured and was in a coma for many days. There is no sign of waking up until now." , how could it be him?"

The guard said: "What if the thief who comes in hides here? Your Majesty has already said that we should take care of the safety of this distinguished guest. If the thief is allowed to go in and hurt the distinguished guest, neither you nor I will be able to save our heads."

The other guard thought carefully after hearing this, and then said thoughtfully: "It seems reasonable."

The guard said: "You think it makes sense, let's go and have a look."

"Hey, hey, wait a minute." When he was about to go to Yin Guizhou's bedside, he was grabbed by another guard. He heard the other guard say disdainfully: "I don't know what you are thinking. Let's see. There is no such thing as a thief, so seeing the true appearance of that distinguished guest is your original purpose, right?"

"Hey, hey, I just want to take a look, nothing else." The guard said awkwardly after being exposed.

Seeing him like this, another guard scolded him mercilessly: "Hmph, I knew that since the distinguished guest arrived, he has fascinated several girls, and now all the maids in the palace want to take a look. I can guess the true appearance of this distinguished guest, as well as your thoughts."

"Hehehe." The guard smiled sheepishly.

Another guard became confused: "I can still understand those little palace maids, why are you, a grown man, just joining in the fun?"

The guard chuckled and said, "I made a deal with the maids in the front hall earlier. I painted the portraits of the distinguished guests and sold them to them. They paid a lot, 30 taels of silver. Once I sold them, I became rich." "

"Okay, if you secretly make a fortune behind my back, count me a share, otherwise I will stop you from seeing it today." Another guard said.

For the sake of money, the guard had no choice but to agree: "Okay, okay, whoever sees it will get a share of the pie."

Yin Xi, who was lying on Yin Guizhou's chest and covered with a quilt, was speechless for a while, but when she heard the footsteps of the two getting closer, she didn't care to complain about the nymphomaniacs of the palace maids here, and tried to slow down her breathing to prevent herself from being exposed. flaw.

The two guards tiptoed to the bedside like thieves. One of them secretly opened a small corner of the bed curtain to confirm that the person lying on the bed inside was not awake yet. Then they boldly opened a large area of ​​the bed curtain and raised their hands. He looked at Yin Guizhou's face under the dim candle.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this face is as raw as a fairy's. No wonder so many palace maids are concerned about it." A guard couldn't help but sigh.

"What's the point? I don't think there's anything wrong with him. His face is fairer, his eyebrows are more handsome, his nose and face are straighter, his lips are redder, and there's nothing else to look at."

"Put it down, are you jealous?"

"I didn't."

Listening to the conversation between the two guards above him, Yin Xi couldn't help but want to laugh, but couldn't. This was much more uncomfortable than holding back laughter in the quilt in the middle of the night.

Because at this moment, Yin Xi was lying on Yin Guizhou's chest, with the whole side of her face pressed against his chest, moving up and down with Yin Guizhou's breathing. Yin Xi did not dare to move, nor did he dare to have any changes in the facial features on his face. , because she was afraid of tickling Yin Guizhou and laughing out loud.

At this moment, she could clearly feel that Yin Guizhou's breathing was not so steady.

Although Yin Xi felt that he was most likely proud of the fact that his appearance was sought after by so many people, she couldn't say anything at the moment. She could only pray that the two guards would finish their work and leave quickly.But unfortunately, the guard who wanted to buy the portrait came prepared. He took out a paper and pen from his chest and asked another accomplice to hold a candle. He began to copy and paint Yin Guizhou's face on the spot.

The companions around him were dumbfounded by this magical operation. He said: "You have brought so many things. Did you plan it early in the morning?"

The guard spread the paper on the ground, took the opportunity to take a look at Yin Guizhou's face, then came back and drew two strokes, without raising his head, and said: "What do you know, I am called prepared."

Good, good, good to be prepared.

Yin Xi lay on top of Yin Guizhou, her face almost squashed, and her legs were a little numb due to her hasty movements.

Anyone who keeps the same posture will feel anxious and panicked, including Yin Guizhou.

Yin Guizhou's hands on both sides of his body began to knock on the bed board slightly under the quilt, which clearly showed that he was getting impatient.

In order not to be discovered by them, Yin Xi secretly stretched out his hand and pressed Yin Guizhou's restless fingers under his hand, signaling him to be quiet.

Don't move and be patient.

Yin Guizhou had no choice but to give up his restless hands and return to calm.

The guard who stole the painting must be a habitual offender. Anyway, he is somewhat talented in painting. In a short time, he had a detailed outline of Yin Guizhou's facial features. Another guard looked at him while holding a half-burned candle. The words on his hand were full of praise: "Awesome, I've never heard of you being able to do this before, and how you can draw so well."

The guard said proudly: "That's right. You can't make money by doing other crafts when you are away from home. Stop talking nonsense. Let's leave as soon as we're done."

"Okay." The two guards finally left, not forgetting to clean up the remains of the vase that Yin Xi knocked over before leaving.

It wasn't until the two closed the door that there was no sound, that Yin Xi suddenly lifted the quilt and got up from Yin Guizhou to take a deep breath of fresh air.

"Oh my god, you almost choked me to death." Yin Xi got off Yin Guizhou and went to the side to stretch his numb legs.

Yin Guizhou finally laughed out loud after holding in his laughter for a long time: "Hahahaha."

Seeing him like this, Yin Xi asked him calmly: "Why are you laughing?"

But just after asking, the two of them looked at each other unprepared, and then Yin Xi started laughing too. The two of them laughed wildly on the bed, while Yin Guizhou laughed and held his stomach on the bed. rolling around.

"Sister, hahahaha." Yin Guizhou laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe: "You don't know how itchy your hair is on me. I always want to scratch it, but I can't."

Yin Xi smiled so hard that her cheeks hurt: "Do you think I don't want to laugh? Just what the guard said just now, about the white eyebrows, eyes, nose, and good-looking face, I almost laughed out loud."

Yin Guizhou was quite proud when he heard this and said: "What he said is right. I was indeed born like a fairy, and I charmed a lot of little palace ladies."