My wife is a second generation zombie

Chapter 141: Straight men have terminal cancer and there is no hope of recovery (two-in-one)

"What other purpose does a marriage certificate serve?"

After making an appointment to go out with Lin Mumu, Han Feng began to think about this matter.

Previously, he thought that the marriage certificate was just a piece of media, and it didn't seem to have much use.Now it seems that there are some hidden abilities in it.

Why didn’t that guy, Master Bone Demon say anything?

Master Bone Demon's reliability index -10.

"No, you have to ask yourself."

Back in the kitchen, Han Feng took out his cell phone and sent a message to Master Bone Demon.

Tianfeng Sanren (Han Feng): Boss Bone Demon, does that marriage certificate have any other abilities?Just now, Lin Mumu and I were playing mahjong, and my telepathic ability was suddenly activated.

Shuiling City Commercial Center.

"I'm sorry, I really just treat you as a good friend. I have no other thoughts." The girl said, forcing a smile, "The other person asked me to go to a movie, so I'll leave first."

Watching the girl leave, Master Bone Demon took out a cigarette and lit it, exhaled, and said softly: "Nine No. 90, if there is one more, I will be killed by a hundred people. Day by day Collect the person card, are you so bad?"

He took out his phone screen and took a picture, showing a handsome face.

"Is it because there is too little money?" Master Bone Demon muttered, "That will only make Chen Ling work more hours."

Just then, a message popped up on the phone.

"The telepathic ability of the marriage certificate was activated?"

After seeing this news, Master Bone Demon had a dark look on his face.

This Han Feng really knew how to pick his time. He had just collected his personal card, and then he gave him such explosive news?

To activate the ability of marriage certificate, the relationship between two people must reach a certain level.

Han Feng can activate it with Lin Mumu, which proves that Lin Mumu has basically recognized him.

"It's only been two months, right? The relationship is progressing so fast?"

Master Bone Demon muttered, then picked up his phone and replied to the message: "The marriage certificate has other abilities. But it requires the relationship between the two of you to reach a certain level before it can be activated.

The first item is the telepathy you mentioned. It can be activated when the two of you recognize each other as a couple.I don't know how to activate it.But you have to remember that this can only be used three times.

The second item is transposition. This ability can only be activated when one party has strong emotions, and can instantly switch places with the other party.This ability can only be used once.

The third item, the best of both worlds, is more difficult.It requires you and Lin Mumu to reach the final step.When the two of you are in perfect harmony, your cultivation will increase very quickly.Well, there is no limit to this.But there's no point in forcing it. It has to be something that both people are willing to do. "

After replying, I thought about it and sent another message, "It's not that I didn't say this, it's because I didn't expect that you would be able to achieve the first ability so quickly. Here, congratulations to fellow Taoist, I wish you will unlock the third ability as soon as possible. ability."

Han Feng's face darkened when he saw Master Bone Demon's first paragraph.

This unreliable Bone Demon Master.

Of the three abilities, the first two seem to be given just to deal with crises.As a result, this unreliable bone demon master did not mention this matter.

He and Lin Mumu just wasted an opportunity playing mahjong...

Just winning Huang Miaomiao's medicinal materials is not cost-effective at all.

But if you include the later one, it’s not a loss.

Immediately, Han Feng felt a little melancholy. He was still thinking about activating this telepathic ability in the future, but now it seemed that he couldn't play with it at will.

When he saw the second paragraph, Han Feng's expression became a little strange.

Master Bone Demon's words seemed a bit like he was trying to please him. He just forgot to mention the three abilities, right?

hum!
The phone vibrated again.

"That fellow Daoist Han, how did you catch up with Lin Mumu? Can you impart some experience?"

Han Feng was stunned for a moment when he saw the news.

Master Bone Demon actually had this idea...

With his appearance, it should be easy to chase girls, but now it seems that he has never succeeded.Why are you chasing Lin Mumu?

It seems to have been taught by Master Bone Demon.

"Didn't you teach me that before? Take girls out to play more when you have nothing to do and create some romantic scenes. Go with her and talk to her more about what she is interested in. Show off your strengths and let her see your shining points. ."

Han Feng thought for a while and replied with a message.

"This method doesn't seem to work. That's what I do, but girls can't seem to see the bright spots in my humor. I'm already No. 90, and they all say I'm a good person."

Master Bone Demon replied with a message.

Han Feng: "..."

Two months, 99…

An Aquaman who can't swim?

"Fellow Daoist Han, please help me with the analysis. I will definitely reward you generously!"

"Okay, do you have a chat interface that you think is humorous? Let me check it out for you, but I can't guarantee that I can find the problem."

Master Bone Demon sent a picture.

Han Feng clicked on it.

Girl: Do you know that I cried until two o'clock in the morning last night?

With a crying emoticon.

Master Bone Demon: Why are you crying and looking at your watch?
"That's it. I originally wanted to make a joke to comfort her, but ended up ignoring me." Master Bone Demon sent another message.

Han Feng: "..."

"Do you think this is comfort?" Han Feng asked.

"Isn't it?"

"Okay, is there anything else?"

Master Bone Demon sent a picture.

Han Feng clicked on it.

Girl: How do you think sunflowers survive a night without sun?
Master Bone Demon: Under sunlight, substances such as chlorophyll a and NADP+ in sunflower leaves break down water into NADPH and oxygen, and then carbon dioxide and ribulose 1-bisphosphate undergo a complex process under the action of enzymes. 5-glyceraldehyde phosphate, 3-glyceraldehyde 3-phosphate, under a more complex action, can accept the energy of ATP and turn it into ribulose 1-bisphosphate, and at the same time produce some substances that store the energy in sunlight for preparation. Night and future use.

Seeing this picture, Han Feng's expression was a bit complicated.

He did not expect that Master Bone Demon, a master of cultivating immortals, could learn biology so well.At this critical moment, educate other girls about science.

"Well, let me ask, if a girl says she has a stomachache, how would you respond?" Han Feng sent a message.

"Of course, drink more hot water!"

Master Bone Demon quickly replied to the message.

Han Feng: "..."

He took a deep breath and said, "Let me tell you, girls are often emotional animals. You must not answer like this. You must express your concern for her."

"Is this concern? Drinking more hot water can relieve stomach pain. I also hope that she will learn more about the previous one. These are all modern knowledge that I have learned, and they are not wrong."

Master Bone Demon replied.

Han Feng: "..."

After thinking about it, I took out my phone and prepared to share my thoughts and feelings.Although it may not be completely correct, it is at least better than the Bone Demon Master.

hum!
The phone vibrated again.

"Oh, I understand, but I didn't explain it in detail enough. Next time I will also explain the principle of drinking hot water to relieve pain."

The corner of Han Feng's mouth twitched, and he silently deleted the typed paragraph and replied, "..., the straight man has terminal cancer and there is no hope."

"..."

……

……

After dinner, Han Feng happily took Lin Mumu to watch a movie.

As for Master Bone Demon, he has no control over it.

I'm so 'good at chatting', but I still can't find out where I went wrong. It's hopeless.

in the cinema.

Han Feng and Lin Mumu were watching the movie seriously.

And this time the last row.

A man wearing a black T-shirt had a bucket of popcorn in his left hand and a glass of Coke in his right hand.

The popcorn was full and the Coke was not drunk.

"What's so delicious about this thing? Why not drink a cup of coffee. The movie was shot well." At the climax of the movie, the man looked away from the movie screen, took out a pair of glasses from his pocket, put them on, and watched Xiang Han Feng and Lin Mumu.

I stared at it for 10 minutes before taking off my glasses.

"The strength of the big baby has increased again, and it is even more difficult to deal with. I can only find a way to get rid of the big baby, starting with the third baby." The man looked at the movie again, then stood up and slowly walked out of the cinema.

……

……

Thursday, [-] p.m.

Han Feng came out of the manager's office with some melancholy.

He can't go to the driving practice tonight.

In the past two days, their company suddenly received several orders for video post-processing, and they were all urgent.Especially this one that just came today.

The price was very high, and the only requirement was that it must be paid today.

As the main force in video post-processing, he naturally cannot escape.

"Mumu, I should have to work overtime late today. You don't need to pick me up. You can only go to the driving practice in the evening by yourself."

Han Feng took out his mobile phone and sent a message.

After thinking for a while, he made another aggrieved expression.

Soon, Lin Mumu replied to his message.

The expression of a little white cat leaving alone.

Seeing Lin Mumu's expression, Han Feng felt inexplicably better, "I will finish that as soon as possible and come back soon!"

Lin Mumu responded with a cheering and jumping expression.

"This stuff..."

Han Feng shook his head and was about to put his phone in his pocket.

"When you're about to get off work, tell me and I'll pick you up."

"it is good!"

Seeing Lin Mumu's reply, Han Feng felt warm in his heart.

"Then in order to reward me, do you have to buy me a hundred skewers of barbecue? Then, go to the restaurant where you brought it to me last time."

Lin Mumu replied quickly.

Han Feng: "..."

Does this guy want to pick him up, or does he want to buy kebabs?
After replying to Han Feng's message, Lin Mumu was a little happy.

There are also kebabs to eat, so it doesn't matter if Han Feng doesn't accompany him once in a while.

Had dinner.

Go downstairs.

Lin Mumu raised her head and glanced at the sky, a little gloomy.

"It won't rain, right?"

She took out her phone and checked the weather forecast. It would be cloudy from now until night, with no rain.

After making sure it wasn't raining, she felt relieved.

The weather forecasts are quite accurate.

And according to her previous experience and observation, the probability of rain in this kind of weather is not high.

"Then you can still practice driving and pick up Han Feng."

Lin Mumu put on his helmet handsomely and rode his electric car towards the driving range.

When we arrived at the driving range, the other two people had already arrived.

"Sister-in-law, why didn't Brother Han come?"

Su Xiaorui is still familiar with herself.

"He has to work overtime and can't come today." Lin Mumu replied.

"If he can't come, you three will have more time to practice. Actually, it doesn't matter if Xiao Han comes or not. He's almost done practicing."

Coach Fu took over and said, "That Xiao Liu, you continue to practice. Next Xiao Su, you guys come in order, and you can change after you practice two."

Several people nodded.

"Sister-in-law, are you still doing tasks recently?"

Su Xiaorui said.

"Have!"

Lin Mumu replied and said no more.Su Xiaorui is a talkative person, she experienced it last time.Last time Han Feng responded casually, and Su Xiaorui could talk non-stop.

Kind of annoying.

"Oh!"

Su Xiaorui responded, seemingly not interested in Lin Mumu and did not continue talking.Instead, he took out his cell phone and started chatting online.

Seeing that Su Xiaorui didn't talk much, Lin Mumu also breathed a sigh of relief.

She took out her mobile phone and started the game introduced by Su Xiaorui. She still had some unfinished tasks for today.

At this time, there was a coffee shop three kilometers away from the driving range.

A man in a suit sat by the window.

hum!
His phone vibrated. After picking it up and taking a look, a smile appeared on his face and he whispered, "The software has not been uninstalled, so that's easy."

He raised his head and glanced at the sky, which was gloomy, with more smiles on his face, "Even God is on my side, haha!"

After taking a sip of coffee, he stood up and walked out of the cafe.

Whoa!
Raindrops pattered on the window.

"It's raining!"

Han Feng raised his head and glanced out the window, feeling a little unhappy.

Working overtime is annoying enough, plus it rains.

It's not convenient to go home on a rainy day.

Not to mention, Lin Mumu couldn't come to pick him up.

"Didn't the weather forecast say there will be no rain? It's not accurate at all."

"I didn't bring an umbrella. I'll be in trouble later when I go back."

"The weather changes at any time."

The company instantly became noisy, and no one was prepared for the sudden rain.

Han Feng sighed, stood up, walked to the window and looked out the window.

Whoa!
The rain is getting heavier and it seems to have no intention of stopping.

"Mumu should be riding a bicycle. Did she bring an umbrella?"

Han Feng suddenly thought of Lin Mumu.

It is more convenient to ride a bike at the driving range from home. If you don’t ride a bike, you still need to walk a while to transfer to the subway.If the weather is good, it won't matter. Walking on a rainy day is very inconvenient.

"There are so many students, and it's impossible for the coach to send everyone home. On rainy days, I don't know if I can get a taxi."

Han Feng thought for a while, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Lin Mumu on the chat software, "Is it raining where you are? If it rains, I will call an online taxi for you."

Driving range.

"It's raining heavily. Let's go here for driving practice today. I'll take you to the subway." Coach Fu glanced out the window. It was raining heavily and it came very suddenly.

"Coach Fu, you don't have to see me off. Han Feng called a taxi online for me and will be here soon. I can just take this car back."

Lin Mumu said.

"Haha, okay, Xiao Han is so considerate."

Coach Fu replied.

Lin Mumu smiled and nodded, and looked at her phone again. Han Feng sent her a text message this time, not a chat software.

Is this guy that busy?
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