My wife is a second generation zombie

Chapter 148 Meeting Parents ([-])
There is no silver 300 taels here.

Han Jianguo and Xu Yunhua smiled and did not continue the conversation.

My girlfriend has already been chased, so there is no need to expose these little tricks.Anyway, it's good that you are in love with me.

The chat continues.

But instead of talking about Lin Mumu-related topics, they talked about Han Feng's childhood.

"When Xiaofeng was a child, I would occasionally play mahjong. When playing mahjong, some money would be put on the cabinet. This brat picked up a 20 piece one day. At that time, the money we earned Not much."

Han Jianguo held his chopsticks in the air and couldn't stop laughing when he said this, "The pocket money given to him is only a Friday dollar. Picking up these 20 is a huge sum of money. This brat didn't say anything. , took it out and bought a bunch of snacks.

He was pretty good at hiding it, and after he finished eating, I didn't notice anything unusual.But when I got home, I counted the money and found that it was missing 20. I searched all over the house for it.Xiaofeng may have seen it and felt a little guilty.At night, when I wasn't paying attention, he put the remaining ten yuan and two coins back.

When I looked at it in the morning, I knew what was going on.I asked him why the 20 yuan was a little less.How do you think he responded? "

Han Jianguo looked at Lin Mumu with a smile.

Lin Mumu shook her head, and then asked curiously: "How did he answer?"

"This kid said he lost eight dollars."

After Han Jianguo finished speaking, he glanced at Han Feng angrily.At that time, he really felt that Han Feng was a bit stupid.

Han Feng had a dark look on his face. Is he so revealing?

"Hahahaha!"

Lin Mumu covered her mouth and laughed.

She was actually very curious about Han Feng's childhood experience.She didn't expect Han Feng to be so silly and cute when he was a child.

Han Feng has always acted like he knows a lot and is relatively reliable.

I didn’t expect that there would be times when I could be so cute and adorable.

"Cough cough!"

Huang Miaomiao almost choked on the food.

Han Feng was so stupid when he was a child, a bit like me, the Meow King, 400 years ago!It still remembers that after using up the ingot of silver, it told Master Huashan that part of it was lost.

"Uncle, do you have more?"

Lin Mumu asked.

"Yes, there is one more thing. Let me tell you one more thing. Talking about this matter. I still want to hit him." Han Jianguo seemed to have a dry mouth as he talked. He picked up the drink and took a sip before continuing,
"This happened when he was about ten years old. At that time, he was in the countryside at his grandfather's house. He picked up a syringe from nowhere and searched all over the mountains and fields for injections. The frogs, fish and insects all suffered. The child, Tono, this is normal."

"As it turned out, maybe he felt that shooting those things was boring. This brat focused on other people's ducks. Forget about shooting the ducks, he also stole wine from home and put it into a syringe to shoot. I finally collected it. The wine will suffer.”

Han Jianguo seemed a little angry after saying this.

Lin Mumu glanced at Han Feng. This guy has been extremely naughty since he was a child.It seemed that she was much better off without him when she was a child, but at that time, her mother did not beat her.

"Did you think this was the end?"

Han Jianguo asked cheerfully.

"Ah, what else?"

Lin Mumu was stunned. Han Feng's father's expression... Is there anything more extreme than Han Feng?

Han Feng's face became darker and darker.

Of course he remembered what his father said.But he didn't seem to say much about it usually, so why did he know so much when he saw Lin Mumu.

But when this happened, he was miserable. Now, it seems good to tell it as a joke.

Thinking of this, he thought about it and said, "Let me tell you the next thing. The title No. 1 may be more interesting."

"Ok?"

Lin Mumu's beautiful eyes moved as she looked at Han Feng. Is this guy going to expose himself to embarrassment?
She became even more curious. The sensory experience was different when the patient said it and when others said it.

Seeing Han Feng take the words, Han Jianguo smiled and said nothing more. He picked up the cup and took a sip of the drink, waiting for Han Feng to speak.

"If the duck is dead, then we definitely can't just let it die in the wilderness. Several of us children worked together to dig a hole and bury the duck. After burying it, we thought to ourselves, this is wrong! Thinking back on it Come on, there needs to be a tombstone. Let’s get a tombstone and make it.

After finishing the tombstone, I still felt like something was missing.When we totaled it up, we were missing opera singers and wreaths.So we went separate ways.I remember there was a big wreath at the east end of the village.I found the wreath, picked it up and ran.It attracted the attention of many people along the way. I didn't know so much at that time. I just wanted to carry the things over, so a group of adults came to watch the fun.

Now that everything is ready, it’s time to prepare for the funeral.Some of the other children were pretending to be Taoist priests and some were pretending to be a band. As for me, I imitated the behavior of adults at a funeral and cried.

As soon as the music started playing, I burst into tears.It is no exaggeration to say that I learned a lot at that time. I shed tears when I heard it and felt sad when I heard it.Some of my friends even made me cry.With this howl, more and more people were watching, and my dad also came.But I don’t know, I’m still crying. I think others don’t cry enough and let others cry like a relative has passed away.

At that time, my father's face was all green. If it weren't for the other people present, you might not have met me. "

Han Feng spoke and gestured, vividly showing the scene at that time before everyone's eyes.

"Hehehehe!"

Lin Mumu covered her mouth and laughed.

She could picture Han Jianguo's expression at that time.If her own children are like this in the future, she will never be lenient.

It's too skinny!
She now realizes that when she was a child, she still couldn't compare to Han Feng in terms of skin. She probably couldn't do this kind of thing.

Han Jianguo was immersed in eating. This brat spoke so well, and he was able to embody the emotions at that time.Looking at Han Feng again, he might want to beat him again.

"Xiao Feng was a bit naughty when he was young, but he is much better when he grows up and is more sensible."

Xu Yunhua explained with a smile.

"Well, he's pretty good."

Lin Mumu responded with a smile.

After a pause, he added, "He was so naughty when he was a child, so he must have more fun things. Auntie, do you have any over there?"

"That must be true. His father takes less, and I take more. He has a lot of things to do. I will tell you slowly in the evening." Xu Yunhua said with a smile.

"Okay!"

Lin Mumu nodded, now she was very interested in everything about Han Feng.

Han Feng: "???"

There are many embarrassing things...

Why don't you know?
He suddenly felt a little uneasy. His mother wouldn't have let everything slip, right?

It took over an hour for a meal.

The food was not finished.

"It's rare for Lin Mumu to be a lady."

Huang Miaomiao looked at the dishes that were taken away and felt funny in her heart.

When they ate together before, these dishes were a piece of cake.However, as soon as Han Feng and his parents came over, Lin Mumu's appetite decreased sharply.

This cat king must record this.

Huang Miaomiao jumped off the table and ran into the room.

No one else noticed what Huang Miaomiao was doing.

At this time, the four of them were still sitting around the dining table.

There is a cake on the dining table.

"This cake doesn't look like it was bought in a cake shop. The decorations are uneven. Is it made by my mother or Lin Mumu?" Han Feng was a little lost looking at the cake in front of him.

The cakes made by the cake shop are more beautiful and more delicious.

Making it yourself can actually represent your feelings. It doesn't matter whether it tastes good or not, and whether it looks good or not.

His mother had basically never done it before, so there was only one possibility, Mu Mu did it?

He looked at Lin Mumu subconsciously.

"Don't look, it was made by Mu Mu. Your mother and I don't have that skill." Xu Yunhua noticed Han Feng's gaze and said with a smile.

"It may be a little tricky for you if you do it for the first time. Just make do with it."

Lin Mumu smiled.

"Oh, it's okay, I like what you do."

Han Feng replied.

Han Jianguo and Xu Yunhua looked at each other, haha, this kid can actually say such things. "Okay, put in the candle." Xu Yunhua took out the candle and put it in, "Xiao Feng, you are already 27 years old. Now that you have a girlfriend, you need to be more mature. There are some things that need to be manly."

Han Feng smiled and winked at Lin Mumu.

Lin Mumu blushed slightly and glared at Han Feng, her feet under the table not idle either.

Han Feng's foot hurt. In order to prevent Xu Yunhua and Han Jianguo from seeing anything, he could only keep smiling.

The candles were quickly lit.

Two sticks in the middle, and seven more around it.

"Old Han, turn off the lights." Xu Yunhua said.

Han Jianguo chuckled, and with a snap, the whole room darkened.

Only the light of the candle remains.

The light shines on everyone's face, showing a happy smile.

It’s been a long time since so many people celebrated a birthday together.

Han Feng had an inexplicable emotion in his heart.I used to think that he didn't really care that much about birthdays, so he didn't remember them most of the time.

Now it seems that it's not that I don't care, it's because the person I care about is not around, so it doesn't matter if I celebrate my birthday or not.

Today is different.

Mom, Dad, and... Lin Mumu.

Several people spent his birthday together, and it felt different.

He hopes it will be like this every year in the future.

Lin Mumu also had a different kind of emotion at this time.

This birthday feels so good.

She also remembered that when she was a child, every time it was her birthday, her mother would cook her a bowl of longevity noodles with an egg on top and two eggs underneath.

And later on, she rarely passed it.

There was no one she could celebrate her birthday with.

But in the days to come, with Han Feng, it seems that I can celebrate my birthday.I just don’t know if he will give himself longevity noodles and add three eggs.

And this guy, does he know when his birthday is?
What if he doesn't know?
Lin Mumu suddenly felt nervous, and then thought about it, Han Feng should know, right?

"The birthday boy wears a hat."

Xu Yunhua conjured up a certain paper hat from nowhere and put it on Han Feng's head, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

She took the lead and sang the song first.

Lin Mumu followed with a smile. Han Jianguo hesitated for a while and finally sang softly.

The atmosphere is warm and harmonious.

Huang Miaomiao squatted at the door of the room, watching everything.

Surprisingly not involved.

This cat king has lived for so many years, but no one seems to celebrate his birthday?
Old Man Huashan has lived too long and is not that concerned about this matter.After thinking about it, it took out its mobile phone and took a video of Han Feng and others celebrating their birthdays and sent it to Huashan Master without saying a word.

"Make a wish, make a wish."

After singing, Lin Mumu, Han Jianguo and Xu Yunhua looked at Han Feng.

Han Feng closed his eyes.

I thought silently in my heart, every year is like this, every year is like this, everyone must be well.

After reading.

puff!
He blew out all the candles in one go.

The room suddenly became dark.

At this moment, Han Feng felt something like a finger scratching above his lips.

Why is Mumu touching herself?
Han Feng was stunned for a moment.

Judging from the position before turning off the lights, only Lin Mumu could reach it.

Haven't figured it out yet.

Snapped!
light is on.

"Han Feng, why did you steal the cake?"

Lin Mumu pointed at Han Feng with a surprised expression.

"You kid, you're still eating secretly at such an old age."

Xu Yunhua laughed and cursed.

Han Jianguo shook his head.

Seeing the expressions of several people, Han Feng instantly realized what Lin Mumu had done just now...

This guy actually dared to frame himself.

"Well, it's not normal for a birthday boy to take his first bite." Han Feng replied without blushing, "Hey, there seems to be a bug here."

He pointed somewhere on the cake in surprise.

"Where, how could there be bugs?"

Lin Mumu came over. She remembered that she had chosen better materials when buying them.And they pay great attention to hygiene when making cakes.

How could there be bugs?

"Here, it's white. You can't see it unless you look carefully!" Han Feng said.

Lin Mumu frowned slightly and moved closer.

At this moment, Han Feng quickly scraped a little cream from the cake and spread it on Lin Mumu's face.

"Okay, you lied to me!"

Lin Mumu was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that there were no bugs anywhere, and Han Feng just wanted to take the opportunity to wipe the cake!

She stretched out her hand to scrape some cream from the cake and wanted to spread it on Han Feng's face, but she saw that Han Feng had already run away.

"Don't run!"

Lin Mumu chased after him.

"Young people just love to make noise."

Looking at the two people chasing each other inside the house, Xu Yunhua smiled on his face.

Han Jianguo was also happy.

……

……

Lin Mumu's cooking is not as good-looking as the outside, but the taste is not bad.After the two people finished making trouble, the four of them and Huang Miaomiao finished the cake together.

After everything is done.

Xu Yunhua took Lin Mumu to the room to chat.

Han Feng wanted to follow him, but Xu Yunhua kicked him out because he was chatting with girls. Why are you, a big man, involved?

"Why are you nervous? You just whispered something."

Seeing Han Feng's nervous look, Han Jianguo said with a smile.

"Oh!"

Han Feng responded, still looking absent-minded.It doesn't matter if he whispers, but he is afraid that his mother will ask questions, and if the secret is exposed, it will be troublesome.

Han Jianguo smiled, ignored Han Feng, turned on the TV, and went to watch TV on his own.At that time, he didn't seem to be much better than Han Feng.

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