My wife is a second generation zombie
Chapter 156: Pretending to be a ghost for the first time, serious lack of experience
Chapter 156: Pretending to be a ghost for the first time, serious lack of experience
Liu Anping's heartbeat slowed down by half a beat.
After thinking for less than a second, he immediately turned around and ran towards the door.
However, when he ran to the door, he found that the door could not be opened.
At this time, the woman in red behind him slowly floated over.He kept repeating those words: "The thing on my head is so heavy, it's causing me so much pain."
Liu Anping's face turned pale, and he no longer cared about losing face. He slapped the door hard and shouted: "Help! Old Five, come and open the door for me."
The whole building was very quiet at night. In the past, if he made a louder noise, Lao Wu would wake up.Basically, they would nudge him a few words and ask him to go to bed early.
However, this time Liu Anping shouted three times in a row, but there seemed to be no movement outside the door.
Seeing the female ghost getting closer and closer.
Liu Anping found that his legs were a little weak and he wanted to pee.
"Don't... don't... look for me, I didn't do anything... I'm sorry... about you."
Liu Anping shouted towards the woman in red with trembling lips.
"You built a wall over my head. I don't feel well, so I have to drag you to accompany me."
The woman in red changed her words, but this sentence made Liu Anping even more heartbroken.He hurriedly ran to the side. The door could not be opened, and there were still windows.
The windows of his house were not closed.
Just ran a few steps.
boom!
The window seemed to be pushed by an invisible hand and closed by itself.
"This……"
When Liu Anping saw this, his heart skipped a beat and he hit the window.
boom!
The window that was originally easily broken was now like a wall.
Liu Anping was bounced back.
"Kekeke! You can't run away! You'd better stay with me!"
The woman in red let out a scary laugh.
"This... this... eldest sister, you... sir have... a lot. I built a wall... where... you... you... told me to tear it down!"
Liu Anping trembled.
"Who are you calling eldest sister?"
The woman in red suddenly said something.
Liu Anping: "???"
At this moment, he had the feeling that the person in front of him was not a ghost.
outside the window.
Han Feng put his hand on his forehead.
Lin Mumu is not a qualified actor.
woman!
Always care about age...
"That... that... I was wrong. This beautiful lady, if you have any needs, just ask."
Liu Anping forced out a smile and said.
"I don't have any requirements, I just want you to come down and accompany me!"
The woman in red said.
At the same time, a strong wind suddenly appeared in the room, blowing things everywhere.
"I...I...have an old man above me...a young child below me, and...a family to support. I beg you to be kind, so...you will be reincarnated as soon as possible."
Liu Anping said hurriedly.
"Reincarnate as soon as possible?"
The woman in red seemed stunned for a moment.
"No, no, no, what I mean is... you will definitely be able to escape as soon as possible." Liu Anping realized that there was something wrong with what he said before, and quickly explained again.
After explaining it, he found that it didn't seem right either.
His face turned pale.
The air fell into a deathly silence.
the other side.
Lin Mumu was a little confused. She didn't know what to say at this time.
This Liu Anping said he wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible and to be liberated as soon as possible.
How would this be answered if it were a real female ghost?
Either angry or completely ignored.
They should all be seeking relief, right?
This is my first time pretending to be a ghost, so I am seriously inexperienced.
wrong.
This Liu Anping is lying.
Lin Mumu suddenly figured out a joint.
There are old and young, and a whole family. Except for Lao Zhenzhen, this Liu Anping is single.
"Besides the old man, where is the young man? Where is your family? How dare you lie to me! I...will...make...you...a life worse than death!" Lin Mumu's words contained a hint of anger.
This time I'm not pretending, I'm really angry.
"No...no...I didn't lie to you!"
Liu Anping felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest. He was just begging for mercy. How could this ghost be so serious? !
His brain was running wildly, and he quickly said, "Our dog just gave birth to a litter of puppies. They are so small! They are also part of the same family."
Lin Mumu: "..."
Does this Liu Anping think he is a fool?
outside the window.
Han Feng had a dark look on his face.
Only now did he realize that Liu Anping's brain circuit was unusual.
Could these conversations have been thought up by normal people?
After thinking about it, he put on Dawa's mask.
She couldn't wait any longer. If she kept waiting any longer, Lin Mumu might be in trouble.
in the room.
Extraordinary silence.
Liu Anping looked at the woman in red in horror.
He has now discovered what the hell he was talking about just now.
He wanted to explain again, but he didn't dare.
If he said something stupid again, he would probably have no chance of survival.
just now……
The woman in red did not take action, so she might still have a way to survive.
Just when Liu Anping was thinking about something.
"Hurry up like a law, break it!"
A loud shout suddenly sounded.
brush!
The window flew open.
A figure fell between Liu Anping and Lin Mumu.
When he saw someone coming and chanting a spell, Liu Anping was ecstatic.
I am saved.
When he saw the person clearly, he was stunned for a moment. Why was this Taoist priest wearing the mask of a big boy?
He also likes to watch Calabash Baby?
"Taoist Master, help! She wants to kill me!"
Liu Anping said quickly.
"This is not the place for you to stay. Leave quickly, otherwise don't blame me for taking action." Han Feng gestured with his sword finger and held a talisman.
"Kekeke! It's just you?"
Lin Mumu sneered, feeling relieved in her heart.She didn't want to play with Liu Anping anymore, and she wanted to beat this Liu Anping every minute.
So annoying!
"Hmph! Then let me meet Zhenzhang."
Han Feng said sternly, and jumped behind Lin Mumu with a handsome roll.
Lin Mumu ignored Han Feng behind him and drifted straight towards Liu Anping.Then he reached out, grabbed Liu Anping, and lifted him up.
Liu Anping wanted to resist, but found that his whole body had become very stiff.Not caring about any more fearless struggles, he quickly shouted: "Taoist Master, help!"
"Humph!"
Han Feng snorted softly and picked up the talisman in his hand as if he was about to take action.
"Giggle cluck!"
Lin Mumu stretched out her foot and kicked Liu Anping towards Han Feng.
"It's saved!"
Liu Anping was overjoyed.
He didn't expect that the female ghost didn't kill him directly, but kicked him towards the Taoist priest. Although it hurt, he would be saved when he reached the Taoist priest!
"You want to stop me from casting a spell?!"
Han Feng said calmly, without moving the talisman in his hand, he kicked Liu Anping back with a handsome roundhouse kick.
Liu Anping: "???"
boom!
boom!
Liu Anping was kicked back, kicked back.
He felt like all the bones in his body were about to break.
"Does this Taoist priest know this female ghost? How do you feel that the two of them are joining forces to punish me?"
An idea suddenly came to Liu Anping's mind.
Thank you to ahyeyeyeye_addd and Siyuan for your monthly votes, as well as everyone who voted for recommendations and subscribed, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
Liu Anping's heartbeat slowed down by half a beat.
After thinking for less than a second, he immediately turned around and ran towards the door.
However, when he ran to the door, he found that the door could not be opened.
At this time, the woman in red behind him slowly floated over.He kept repeating those words: "The thing on my head is so heavy, it's causing me so much pain."
Liu Anping's face turned pale, and he no longer cared about losing face. He slapped the door hard and shouted: "Help! Old Five, come and open the door for me."
The whole building was very quiet at night. In the past, if he made a louder noise, Lao Wu would wake up.Basically, they would nudge him a few words and ask him to go to bed early.
However, this time Liu Anping shouted three times in a row, but there seemed to be no movement outside the door.
Seeing the female ghost getting closer and closer.
Liu Anping found that his legs were a little weak and he wanted to pee.
"Don't... don't... look for me, I didn't do anything... I'm sorry... about you."
Liu Anping shouted towards the woman in red with trembling lips.
"You built a wall over my head. I don't feel well, so I have to drag you to accompany me."
The woman in red changed her words, but this sentence made Liu Anping even more heartbroken.He hurriedly ran to the side. The door could not be opened, and there were still windows.
The windows of his house were not closed.
Just ran a few steps.
boom!
The window seemed to be pushed by an invisible hand and closed by itself.
"This……"
When Liu Anping saw this, his heart skipped a beat and he hit the window.
boom!
The window that was originally easily broken was now like a wall.
Liu Anping was bounced back.
"Kekeke! You can't run away! You'd better stay with me!"
The woman in red let out a scary laugh.
"This... this... eldest sister, you... sir have... a lot. I built a wall... where... you... you... told me to tear it down!"
Liu Anping trembled.
"Who are you calling eldest sister?"
The woman in red suddenly said something.
Liu Anping: "???"
At this moment, he had the feeling that the person in front of him was not a ghost.
outside the window.
Han Feng put his hand on his forehead.
Lin Mumu is not a qualified actor.
woman!
Always care about age...
"That... that... I was wrong. This beautiful lady, if you have any needs, just ask."
Liu Anping forced out a smile and said.
"I don't have any requirements, I just want you to come down and accompany me!"
The woman in red said.
At the same time, a strong wind suddenly appeared in the room, blowing things everywhere.
"I...I...have an old man above me...a young child below me, and...a family to support. I beg you to be kind, so...you will be reincarnated as soon as possible."
Liu Anping said hurriedly.
"Reincarnate as soon as possible?"
The woman in red seemed stunned for a moment.
"No, no, no, what I mean is... you will definitely be able to escape as soon as possible." Liu Anping realized that there was something wrong with what he said before, and quickly explained again.
After explaining it, he found that it didn't seem right either.
His face turned pale.
The air fell into a deathly silence.
the other side.
Lin Mumu was a little confused. She didn't know what to say at this time.
This Liu Anping said he wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible and to be liberated as soon as possible.
How would this be answered if it were a real female ghost?
Either angry or completely ignored.
They should all be seeking relief, right?
This is my first time pretending to be a ghost, so I am seriously inexperienced.
wrong.
This Liu Anping is lying.
Lin Mumu suddenly figured out a joint.
There are old and young, and a whole family. Except for Lao Zhenzhen, this Liu Anping is single.
"Besides the old man, where is the young man? Where is your family? How dare you lie to me! I...will...make...you...a life worse than death!" Lin Mumu's words contained a hint of anger.
This time I'm not pretending, I'm really angry.
"No...no...I didn't lie to you!"
Liu Anping felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest. He was just begging for mercy. How could this ghost be so serious? !
His brain was running wildly, and he quickly said, "Our dog just gave birth to a litter of puppies. They are so small! They are also part of the same family."
Lin Mumu: "..."
Does this Liu Anping think he is a fool?
outside the window.
Han Feng had a dark look on his face.
Only now did he realize that Liu Anping's brain circuit was unusual.
Could these conversations have been thought up by normal people?
After thinking about it, he put on Dawa's mask.
She couldn't wait any longer. If she kept waiting any longer, Lin Mumu might be in trouble.
in the room.
Extraordinary silence.
Liu Anping looked at the woman in red in horror.
He has now discovered what the hell he was talking about just now.
He wanted to explain again, but he didn't dare.
If he said something stupid again, he would probably have no chance of survival.
just now……
The woman in red did not take action, so she might still have a way to survive.
Just when Liu Anping was thinking about something.
"Hurry up like a law, break it!"
A loud shout suddenly sounded.
brush!
The window flew open.
A figure fell between Liu Anping and Lin Mumu.
When he saw someone coming and chanting a spell, Liu Anping was ecstatic.
I am saved.
When he saw the person clearly, he was stunned for a moment. Why was this Taoist priest wearing the mask of a big boy?
He also likes to watch Calabash Baby?
"Taoist Master, help! She wants to kill me!"
Liu Anping said quickly.
"This is not the place for you to stay. Leave quickly, otherwise don't blame me for taking action." Han Feng gestured with his sword finger and held a talisman.
"Kekeke! It's just you?"
Lin Mumu sneered, feeling relieved in her heart.She didn't want to play with Liu Anping anymore, and she wanted to beat this Liu Anping every minute.
So annoying!
"Hmph! Then let me meet Zhenzhang."
Han Feng said sternly, and jumped behind Lin Mumu with a handsome roll.
Lin Mumu ignored Han Feng behind him and drifted straight towards Liu Anping.Then he reached out, grabbed Liu Anping, and lifted him up.
Liu Anping wanted to resist, but found that his whole body had become very stiff.Not caring about any more fearless struggles, he quickly shouted: "Taoist Master, help!"
"Humph!"
Han Feng snorted softly and picked up the talisman in his hand as if he was about to take action.
"Giggle cluck!"
Lin Mumu stretched out her foot and kicked Liu Anping towards Han Feng.
"It's saved!"
Liu Anping was overjoyed.
He didn't expect that the female ghost didn't kill him directly, but kicked him towards the Taoist priest. Although it hurt, he would be saved when he reached the Taoist priest!
"You want to stop me from casting a spell?!"
Han Feng said calmly, without moving the talisman in his hand, he kicked Liu Anping back with a handsome roundhouse kick.
Liu Anping: "???"
boom!
boom!
Liu Anping was kicked back, kicked back.
He felt like all the bones in his body were about to break.
"Does this Taoist priest know this female ghost? How do you feel that the two of them are joining forces to punish me?"
An idea suddenly came to Liu Anping's mind.
Thank you to ahyeyeyeye_addd and Siyuan for your monthly votes, as well as everyone who voted for recommendations and subscribed, thank you for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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