My wife is a second generation zombie
Chapter 158 Maybe I should also give Lin Mumu a kiss?
Chapter 158 Maybe I should also give Lin Mumu a kiss?
Han Feng: "..."
Is this taking yourself for a fool?
He took a deep breath, made a calculation, and said in a deep voice, "You are not married at this time, so where did you get the child? Does your dog count as your child?"
He couldn't help it.
This guy is so shameless.
Liu Anping: "...that Taoist Priest, I...I...I was so panicked that I couldn't help but look to Taoist Priest Haihan. The Taoist Priest must save me!"
Liu Anping was a little panicked when Han Feng exposed his lies, but he trusted the Taoist priest in front of him even more.
If this Taoist priest says there is no hope of help, it will be over.
Han Feng stared at Liu Anping until he noticed that Liu Anping was uncomfortable, then he said: "There is a way. First tell me why the female ghost is looking for you? If you still lie to me about this matter, then no one can save you. ”
"How dare I lie to the Taoist Priest? That... that... female ghost said that I repaired something and put it on her head."
Liu Anping said quickly.
"One cause, one effect, have you cultivated anything recently?" Han Feng said.
Liu Anping said: "Well... I renovated my house, all on the original ground!"
"no others?"
Han Feng said coldly.
He didn't expect that Liu Anping would dare to lie at this time.
"Others... Oh, I also widened it a little. Is it the widening that is the problem?"
Hearing the dissatisfaction in Han Feng's voice, Liu Anping said hurriedly.
"Any other answers?"
Han Feng sarcastically said.
"Then I'll dismantle it. Is it okay if I dismantle it?"
Liu Anping said.
"It might be possible to demolish it, but... I'm not sure. After all, you are still the owner of this land. I can't say whether the female ghost will come to look for you. So, you demolish it first, and then I will give it to you." You have a talisman."
Han Feng took out a talisman.
"Taoist Priest, Taoist Priest, what if this land is not mine?"
Liu Anping was anxious.
If it doesn't work after dismantling it... he doesn't want to gamble on that small possibility.
"You want to bring disaster to the east?"
Han Feng shouted sharply.
"No, no, no, this land was not mine, but someone else's."
Liu Anping said.
"Then I won't look for you after it's demolished. Let's do this. I'll stay here for a day or two. While I'm here, the female ghost won't dare to come over. You'll have to take care of the rest."
Han Feng said.
"I'll tear it down right away. I'll ask someone to do it tomorrow. Taoist priest, you must stay here for these two days!" Liu Anping said.
Han Feng nodded, pondered for a while and said, "Don't talk too much about what happened tonight. If you tell me, I won't care about it."
"I understand, I understand, I won't tell anyone."
Liu Anping nodded like he was pounding garlic.
As a person who has been in society for so many years, he understands why Han Feng gave such instructions.As a Taoist priest who exorcises ghosts, spreading the news about his inability to catch female ghosts will definitely damage his reputation.
Naturally, he didn't dare to say more.
Judging from tonight's performance, this Taoist master's level is far higher than others he has seen.The black mark left on the floor told it all.
That lightning was actually created by Dao Chang.
"This talisman is for you, keep it close to your body."
Han Feng handed over the talisman.
After taking the talisman, Liu Anping said: "Taoist Priest, how much does this talisman cost? I'll buy it from you. I don't have much money in my hand. How about you give me an account number or something and I can transfer it to you?"
His expression was quite sincere, as if he would be sorry for Han Feng if he didn't give him money.
When Han Feng saw this, a sneer appeared on his lips.
What Liu Anping did was a good idea.If you give him an account, you might be able to find him through other means.
Even in the worst case, a good relationship can be formed.
It is really not easy for people to mix in society.As for why they bullied their family, they probably felt that there was no value in currying favor with them.If Liu Anping knew that the person under the mask was him, he didn't know what his expression would be like.
It is impossible to give an account number.
but……
If he doesn't plan anything, Liu Anping might have random thoughts.
After thinking for a while, Han Feng said: "I am not short of money, but you owe me a favor this time. I will come to you again if I need it in the future."
"No problem, you can count a few favors on one fate. Taoist priest, I'm not at home occasionally, so I might as well leave you my number. It's convenient for you to find me then."
Liu Anping said.
"Haha, no need. I want to find you, and you can find me anywhere in the world."
Han Feng waved his hand, turned around, and jumped out of the window with a slight jump.
"Taoist, Taoist, the ghost's wall hasn't been broken yet!"
Seeing Han Feng leave, Liu Anping became anxious and hurried to the window, stretched his head and looked out the window.At this time, no one could be seen at all.
"Well, my head stuck out. This ghost broke the wall! The Taoist priest is really powerful, but why does he never go through the front door? Maybe it's more cool to go through the window?"
Liu Anping muttered and relaxed.
Subsequently.
"Ouch, why does it hurt so much? Where is the bruise medicine?"
Liu Anping wailed and ran out of the room. He was too nervous just now and ignored the pain in his body.
The Taoist priest and the female ghost were a bit ruthless.
roof.
"Done, let's call it a day!" Han Feng landed on the ground, took off his mask, looked around, and then muttered, "Where did these two guys Huang Miaomiao and Lin Mumu go?"
He turned around and was about to take a look behind him.
suddenly.
A head full of hair appeared in front of me, very close to it.
If it appeared from the front, he would definitely recognize this as Lin Mumu.
But behind him, he suddenly turned around without any preparation.
The subconscious action is naturally...
One punch!
boom!
It hit Lin Mumu in the eye.
"Ouch... Han Feng, why don't you act according to common sense?"
Lin Mumu covered her eyes and pouted.
She just wanted to scare Han Feng, but unexpectedly she got punched.Aren't you afraid of this guy Han Feng?
"Are you okay, I didn't mean to..."
Han Feng forced out a smile and was at a loss.
Seeing Han Feng's nervous look, Lin Mumu lost most of her anger.
This punch was self-inflicted, and strictly speaking it should be her own fault.
But Han Feng looks so naive and a bit cute.
Moreover, what are girls going to do if they suffer a loss?
It seems like you are asking your boyfriend to act like a spoiled brat, right?
Thinking of this, she pouted and said, "Humph, something happened! If you don't give me compensation for this matter, it won't be over!" After saying that, she covered her eyes, tilted her head and looked at the sky, as if you should come and coax me. look like.
This stuff!
Is this kidding?
Han Feng's heart moved slightly. The way Lin Mumu pouted and tilted her head was particularly cute, and she couldn't help but want to take a bite.
Mu Mu needs compensation.
She already owed too much compensation for food, and she probably didn't want to.
By the way, take a bite.
Han Feng suddenly thought of the reward Lin Mumu gave him in the parking lot last time.
Maybe he should also give Lin Mumu a kiss?
Thinking of this, his heartbeat accelerated involuntarily.
(End of this chapter)
Han Feng: "..."
Is this taking yourself for a fool?
He took a deep breath, made a calculation, and said in a deep voice, "You are not married at this time, so where did you get the child? Does your dog count as your child?"
He couldn't help it.
This guy is so shameless.
Liu Anping: "...that Taoist Priest, I...I...I was so panicked that I couldn't help but look to Taoist Priest Haihan. The Taoist Priest must save me!"
Liu Anping was a little panicked when Han Feng exposed his lies, but he trusted the Taoist priest in front of him even more.
If this Taoist priest says there is no hope of help, it will be over.
Han Feng stared at Liu Anping until he noticed that Liu Anping was uncomfortable, then he said: "There is a way. First tell me why the female ghost is looking for you? If you still lie to me about this matter, then no one can save you. ”
"How dare I lie to the Taoist Priest? That... that... female ghost said that I repaired something and put it on her head."
Liu Anping said quickly.
"One cause, one effect, have you cultivated anything recently?" Han Feng said.
Liu Anping said: "Well... I renovated my house, all on the original ground!"
"no others?"
Han Feng said coldly.
He didn't expect that Liu Anping would dare to lie at this time.
"Others... Oh, I also widened it a little. Is it the widening that is the problem?"
Hearing the dissatisfaction in Han Feng's voice, Liu Anping said hurriedly.
"Any other answers?"
Han Feng sarcastically said.
"Then I'll dismantle it. Is it okay if I dismantle it?"
Liu Anping said.
"It might be possible to demolish it, but... I'm not sure. After all, you are still the owner of this land. I can't say whether the female ghost will come to look for you. So, you demolish it first, and then I will give it to you." You have a talisman."
Han Feng took out a talisman.
"Taoist Priest, Taoist Priest, what if this land is not mine?"
Liu Anping was anxious.
If it doesn't work after dismantling it... he doesn't want to gamble on that small possibility.
"You want to bring disaster to the east?"
Han Feng shouted sharply.
"No, no, no, this land was not mine, but someone else's."
Liu Anping said.
"Then I won't look for you after it's demolished. Let's do this. I'll stay here for a day or two. While I'm here, the female ghost won't dare to come over. You'll have to take care of the rest."
Han Feng said.
"I'll tear it down right away. I'll ask someone to do it tomorrow. Taoist priest, you must stay here for these two days!" Liu Anping said.
Han Feng nodded, pondered for a while and said, "Don't talk too much about what happened tonight. If you tell me, I won't care about it."
"I understand, I understand, I won't tell anyone."
Liu Anping nodded like he was pounding garlic.
As a person who has been in society for so many years, he understands why Han Feng gave such instructions.As a Taoist priest who exorcises ghosts, spreading the news about his inability to catch female ghosts will definitely damage his reputation.
Naturally, he didn't dare to say more.
Judging from tonight's performance, this Taoist master's level is far higher than others he has seen.The black mark left on the floor told it all.
That lightning was actually created by Dao Chang.
"This talisman is for you, keep it close to your body."
Han Feng handed over the talisman.
After taking the talisman, Liu Anping said: "Taoist Priest, how much does this talisman cost? I'll buy it from you. I don't have much money in my hand. How about you give me an account number or something and I can transfer it to you?"
His expression was quite sincere, as if he would be sorry for Han Feng if he didn't give him money.
When Han Feng saw this, a sneer appeared on his lips.
What Liu Anping did was a good idea.If you give him an account, you might be able to find him through other means.
Even in the worst case, a good relationship can be formed.
It is really not easy for people to mix in society.As for why they bullied their family, they probably felt that there was no value in currying favor with them.If Liu Anping knew that the person under the mask was him, he didn't know what his expression would be like.
It is impossible to give an account number.
but……
If he doesn't plan anything, Liu Anping might have random thoughts.
After thinking for a while, Han Feng said: "I am not short of money, but you owe me a favor this time. I will come to you again if I need it in the future."
"No problem, you can count a few favors on one fate. Taoist priest, I'm not at home occasionally, so I might as well leave you my number. It's convenient for you to find me then."
Liu Anping said.
"Haha, no need. I want to find you, and you can find me anywhere in the world."
Han Feng waved his hand, turned around, and jumped out of the window with a slight jump.
"Taoist, Taoist, the ghost's wall hasn't been broken yet!"
Seeing Han Feng leave, Liu Anping became anxious and hurried to the window, stretched his head and looked out the window.At this time, no one could be seen at all.
"Well, my head stuck out. This ghost broke the wall! The Taoist priest is really powerful, but why does he never go through the front door? Maybe it's more cool to go through the window?"
Liu Anping muttered and relaxed.
Subsequently.
"Ouch, why does it hurt so much? Where is the bruise medicine?"
Liu Anping wailed and ran out of the room. He was too nervous just now and ignored the pain in his body.
The Taoist priest and the female ghost were a bit ruthless.
roof.
"Done, let's call it a day!" Han Feng landed on the ground, took off his mask, looked around, and then muttered, "Where did these two guys Huang Miaomiao and Lin Mumu go?"
He turned around and was about to take a look behind him.
suddenly.
A head full of hair appeared in front of me, very close to it.
If it appeared from the front, he would definitely recognize this as Lin Mumu.
But behind him, he suddenly turned around without any preparation.
The subconscious action is naturally...
One punch!
boom!
It hit Lin Mumu in the eye.
"Ouch... Han Feng, why don't you act according to common sense?"
Lin Mumu covered her eyes and pouted.
She just wanted to scare Han Feng, but unexpectedly she got punched.Aren't you afraid of this guy Han Feng?
"Are you okay, I didn't mean to..."
Han Feng forced out a smile and was at a loss.
Seeing Han Feng's nervous look, Lin Mumu lost most of her anger.
This punch was self-inflicted, and strictly speaking it should be her own fault.
But Han Feng looks so naive and a bit cute.
Moreover, what are girls going to do if they suffer a loss?
It seems like you are asking your boyfriend to act like a spoiled brat, right?
Thinking of this, she pouted and said, "Humph, something happened! If you don't give me compensation for this matter, it won't be over!" After saying that, she covered her eyes, tilted her head and looked at the sky, as if you should come and coax me. look like.
This stuff!
Is this kidding?
Han Feng's heart moved slightly. The way Lin Mumu pouted and tilted her head was particularly cute, and she couldn't help but want to take a bite.
Mu Mu needs compensation.
She already owed too much compensation for food, and she probably didn't want to.
By the way, take a bite.
Han Feng suddenly thought of the reward Lin Mumu gave him in the parking lot last time.
Maybe he should also give Lin Mumu a kiss?
Thinking of this, his heartbeat accelerated involuntarily.
(End of this chapter)
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