My wife is a second generation zombie

Chapter 33: Wait until your living expenses arrive (please follow up)
night.

Han Feng returned home by car.

He is in a good mood.

The playback volume of the video has reached 200 million by the end of get off work, which is faster than expected.The playback volume this time may eventually reach 800w, which means his bonus will be more.

open the door.

After hanging up the clothes in the slippers, he looked towards the living room.

Lin Mumu was sitting on the sofa, holding his mobile phone and bowing his head, playing games.

Ok?
Why is there an extra cat beside her?

So fat, where did it come from?

"Mu Mu, where did that fat orange beside you come from?" Han Feng asked.

Such a fat cat is likely to be raised by someone else.

Don't it be that Lin Mumu liked it and hugged her back.

Lin Mumu hasn't answered yet.

Han Feng found that the fat cat had already looked up at him first.

There was still a hint of anger on his face.

Ok?
Am I delusional?
How do cats have such human expressions?
"Oh, this fat cat came back by himself." Lin Mumu replied, put down the phone, stood up and stretched his muscles, and said, "Followed me three blocks."

Han Feng nodded and said, "Then it has a predestined relationship with you."

"Do you want to keep it?"

"Then let's stay, anyway, the big orange cat is very easy to raise, just eat the leftovers every day."

"Oh!"

Huang Miaomiao: "..."

Go to your uncle's leftovers.

My Majesty wants to eat meat every now and then!
……

night.

Lin Mumu went to take a shower.

Han Feng sat on the sofa thinking about where to go on the weekend.

To cultivate a relationship, it is certainly impossible to just stay at home like this.

Just at this time.

"I said Han boy, my king helped you, so you let me eat the leftovers?" Huang Miaomiao, who was lying on the side, suddenly said.

The sudden appearance of a voice startled Han Feng.

"You can talk? What are you?" Han Feng stood up and looked at Huang Miaomiao vigilantly.

Huang Miaomiao licked her front paws and said, "I am the number one monster sitting down in Huashan real person, you can call me King Meow."

"Are you the cat in the group?" Han Feng remembered that Master Huashan seemed to have a cat, and he had told him about Lin Mumu before.

"Smart!" Huang Miaomiao took a few steps, jumped, jumped onto the back of the sofa, and looked down at Han Feng, "I came here specially to help you."

hum!
The phone Han Feng held in his hand suddenly vibrated.

He glanced subconsciously.

A group message pops up.

Huashan real person @ all the people in the group, asking everyone to help find his cat, the cat escaped.

Han Feng raised his mobile phone, squeezed out a smile and said, "I really want to believe you. But the real Huashan crowd said that you sneaked out."

"I'll go, I forgot that you are also in the group." Huang Miaomiao frowned slightly.

Han Feng's face froze slightly: "Since I'm not in the group, you're planning to fool me, aren't you?"

"Yes."

"..."

Han Feng has never seen such a cheeky cat, so it doesn't show sophistry?

"Boy, if you dare to tell old man Huashan that I'm here, I'll kill you!" Huang Miaomiao bared her teeth, with a ferocious expression, and made an attack posture.

It seems that if there is any abnormality in Han Feng, he will use his claws.

hum!
The phone vibrated again.

Han Feng glanced at it.It’s from Huashan Zhenren: If Huang Miaomiao threatens you, don’t be afraid, that guy doesn’t dare to see blood.

"See for yourself!"

Han Feng sighed.

When Huang Miaomiao threatened him just now, he was quite nervous.

After all, it is a big monster that has lived for 500 years.

In the end, it was a paper tiger.

"Old man Huashan, I'll go to your uncle." Seeing the news in the group, Huang Miaomiao immediately became depressed.

The bottom line has been exposed, how can it be scary?

"You can say it if you want to!" Huang Miaomiao drooped her face, looking very pitiful, "At most, I will be arrested and roasted by old man Huashan."

Threats fail.

It's going to be cute.

As the cutest big orange cat in the world, it doesn't believe that Han Feng can be ruthless.

"Oh, good." Han Feng nodded, and quickly typed in the group, "@华山真人, your cat is in my house."

"I'll go, how can you do this kid?" Huang Miaomiao jumped up.

Lin Mumu doesn't like it to be cute.

Why doesn't Han Feng eat it?
Your own appearance has become lower?

"Realist Huashan has raised you for so many years, so he won't be willing to kill you." Han Feng said, "I don't worry about you staying in my house."

Huang Miaomiao: "..."

in the chat group.

Master Huashan: Little friend Tianfeng, it's with you!Then you can help me raise it first, and I will bring it back when it is fattened up.

Tianfeng Sanren (Han Feng):? ? ?
Huashan real person: I will give you its living expenses, and don’t rush to send it back without fattening it up.

Tianfeng Sanren (Han Feng): ...

"Boy, just take me in honestly, bah bah bah! Serve me honestly!" Huang Miaomiao also saw the reply in the group, and the whole cat instantly became happy.

Han Feng: "..."

He saw it.

Huang Miaomiao is a hot potato!

"Don't worry, my lord will not live in your house for nothing. Hehe, my lord has lived for so many years, and I still have a lot of experience in picking up girls and cultivation. I will give you some advice and you will benefit a lot." Huang Miaomiao road.

With a thought in his mind, Han Feng asked, "Oh, how many female cat demons have you been with?"

Although cat demons and humans are different, the skills of picking up girls may be universal.

If Huang Miaomiao has experience, it is really helpful.

"Ahem, this, cough, that, the old man Huashan is very strict. I am the king of Miao, and I am still single until now." Huang Miaomiao forced a smile.

Han Feng: "..."

"Although I haven't been in actual combat, I have observed a lot in the past 500 years. The theoretical experience is still very rich." Seemingly losing face, Huang Miaomiao hastily added.

Han Feng sighed and said, "Okay, then tell me, where is the best place to take girls to play on weekends?"

"Haunted House!"

"..."

"I'm serious. You know the drawbridge effect? ​​When a person walks over a drawbridge with fear, his heart beats faster. If he happens to meet another person at this time, he will mistakenly think that the situation is caused by this situation. The rapid heartbeat is understood as the physiological reaction of the other party to make one's heart beat, so it breeds love for the other party."

After a pause, Huang Miaomiao continued, "So it's the same when going to a haunted house. In such a horrible situation, it's easier to breed feelings."

When Han Feng heard this, his heart moved slightly.

Huang Miaomiao's reason convinced him.

Going to a haunted house may be a better choice.

Especially now that Lin Mumu is afraid and loves horror movies, so he probably won't resist going to haunted houses.

"What my king said makes sense, right?" Huang Miaomiao raised its noble head, and said again, "Remember to buy meat for me tomorrow, good quality meat."

Han Feng said: "We'll talk about it when your living expenses arrive."

Huang Miaomiao: "..."

(End of this chapter)