Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 11 The joys and sorrows between people are not the same

Zhou Shuyi's mind is now filled with what Lu Zhe promised.

If you can apologize in disguise by singing in the live broadcast room.

This is also a relief for her, who has always been obsessed with the song "Ugly".

Then he took a look at the number of people in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room and was shocked.

When did the number of online fans of this Hundan reach 15?

Since he promised her that he would write and sing songs strictly in accordance with her requirements, he shouldn't be easily released like last time?
After all, with 15 online fans, no matter how stupid the young anchor is, he still knows how to take advantage of his current popularity, right?
If we don’t broadcast more now, when will we wait?
It never rains and you don’t know how to hold an umbrella~
Zhou Shuyi was thinking in her mind.

If he really goes off the air, not only will the current 15 fans definitely have a lot of resentment, but it will also give people a sense of déjà vu as the anchor, speaking like farts!
As long as he doesn't download it, he can get the apology song he deserves~
It’s a win-win situation!
Zhou Shuyi looked at the man in front of the screen with a somewhat embarrassed expression.

"Zhou Da Anchor~Zhou Da Mei Aluminum~"

Lu Zhe picked up the guitar, put it in his arms and looked at Zhou Shuyi with a half-smile and said provocatively.

"Is there a proper reward? Douyu's top anchors don't pay the reward?"

"Does the top anchor at least reward me for a super hit?"

Zhou Shuyi rolled her eyes with a smile, turned the rocking chair a few more times, and chuckled:
"Are you an online beggar?"

"What do I care about this small amount of money?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Zhou Shuyi clicked the mouse a few times.

In the live broadcast room, a super rocket worth 2000 yuan soared into the sky like an arrow.

In an instant, the picture was gorgeous and majestic!

at the same time.

System speaker display in the live broadcast room.

[Ding~ Congratulations on receiving the super rocket reward from "No 2 is not Zhou Shuyi"! 】

As the saying goes, some people are happy and some are sad. Zhou Shuyi's old fans are all worried at this moment.

"Is the old woman stupid??? She has no strength!"

"Damn it, the heartless old woman fell into the trap!!!"

"No, they say they are fierce and brainless, but she is so fierce but so young! Why are you still so brainless???"

“It’s over~~It’s over~~”

"Relying on evil writing? I can't see it!"

"You are so excited that you get 2000 yuan when you are inspired by a man's words? It is simply an incurable disease and a pure love brain!"

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Zhou Shuyi's old fan in the live broadcast room hates the fact that iron cannot become steel.

On the other side, Lu Zhe's old fans were all stunned, laughing until they burst into tears!

"Hahahaha~ Throw yourself into a trap?"

"What a lot of bamboo shoots! You've taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!!!"

"Fuck~~I'm already excited. What's going on???"

"Anchor, please be more careful, I like to watch it like this!"

"It's hard to persuade the damn ghost! Her friends in the live broadcast room are trying to persuade her not to believe Brother Lu. I'm laughing so hard!!!"

"Hahahaha~ Zhou Shuyi is having a bad time, isn't she? She meets dog anchors one after another. Shouldn't she go to the temple to worship and ward off evil spirits?"

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Anyone with a discerning eye can see things, so she definitely doesn't believe in evil.
After Zhou Shuyi watched the gorgeous super fire soaring into the sky, she said with pride in her eyes:

"How about it? I'll do it as soon as I say!"

"What about you? Is it time for you to honor Ruo Yan?"

Zhou Shuyi turned her chair in the live broadcast room and whispered.

"First of all, please apologize to me for yesterday's "Ugly" song. Then you can tailor an original and heartwarming song for me, just right."

Zhou Shuyi was talking nonstop, but she hadn't finished speaking yet.

I saw the other side of the screen suddenly went black!
Lu Zhe disappeared directly! ! !
The last few words of Zhou Shuyi are still on her lips.
The next second she was stunned.

The originally noisy live broadcast room suddenly became quiet.

Zhou Shuyi looked like she had seen a ghost, staring blankly at the screen in front of her.

Everyone in the live broadcast room held their breath.

The anchor is really brave!
The anchor is also a real "dog"!

Zhou Shuyi couldn't believe that the "dog anchor" really abandoned these 15 fans in the live broadcast room, accepted her super popularity and ran away! ! !
And this time it was even more exaggerated than the last time.

Why don't you even say thank you and just walk away?
Zhou Shuyi was stunned for a few seconds before reacting.

Subsequently.

Unsurprisingly, Zhou Shuyi exploded!
The World War II announcer is ringing!

"My uncle beep! Ahhhhhh! Are you beeping? Lu Zhe, I am beeping, you are beeping."

After a series of extremely pregnant words were output continuously without interruption.

Lu Zhe was frantically receiving the notification tone from the system.

The speed was so fast that he was about to lose his hearing.

[Reap 9999+ emotional points from Zhou Shuyi! 】

[Reap 9999+ emotional points from Zhou Shuyi! 】

[Gain 90 emotional points from ordinary viewers! 】

[Gain 85 emotional points from ordinary viewers! 】

【.】

This wave of cool operations directly brought Lu Zhe more than 5 emotional points!
Of course, Zhou Shuyi's contribution is due to the emotional value.

Although he was not in the live broadcast room at the moment, Lu Zhe subconsciously trembled when he heard so many terrifying emotional values.

"Oh my god~ It's so scary!"

"If you want to blame it, blame the dog system! It was the one that allowed me to defeat two anchors!"

Lu Zhe twitched the corners of his mouth in frustration and muttered to himself awkwardly.

"I'm afraid the old woman wants to die together!" "Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

"Fortunately, fortunately, I am a poor Taoist but not a dead Taoist~"

Seeing the moment when Zhou Shuyi broke through the defense, the fans who were still waiting in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

Countless barrages floated past like waterfalls, covering the live broadcast room in black!

"Hahahahahahaha, help!!! I really can't live anymore laughing~"

"Zhou Shuyi was confused by Lu Zheqian for the second time! The second time!!"

"The old woman's eyes are empty, so miserable!!!"

"Have you seen Zhou Shuyi's expression? Confused, shocked, surprised, confused! Oh my god, this is the first time I have seen so many expressions on a human face~~"

"Mute Bride: The anchor is really not a human being! The live broadcast is really a "dog"!"

"Fuck~~Sister Zhou's main job is to be a companion! Not only did she pay for it, she was also tricked!"

"Help, help! I can't bear it anymore, it's so funny, hahahahaha~"

“The Headphone Party is dead!!!”

"I strongly recommend that the old woman change her life on another planet. The earth can no longer tolerate her embarrassment!"

While Zhou Shuyi was still roaring in the live broadcast room, Lu Zhe was rolling on the bed with great joy.

"The old woman is really rich~ She completed the system task without putting in much effort today~ Oh yeah~"

"Let me see quickly, what is the system reward this time?"

After consciousness formed in Lu Zhe's mind.

The sound of the system sounded again.

【Ding!It is detected that the host has completed the task, and reward options are now available. Choose one of the two! 】

It's coming, it's coming!It comes with rewards!
Lu Zhe was overjoyed and quickly looked at the system rewards.

[Option [-]: Have a good time with Alcoa within twenty hours]

[Reward: There is no woman in my heart, so draw your sword to the God of Nature!Reward cash of 100 million! 】

Looking at these two options, Lu Zhe was stunned.

Then he gritted his teeth and cursed:

"Dog system! Do you insist on playing word games here?"

"I'm not a kid, I still have a choice!"

Spring breeze, he naturally knows what it means.

As long as you choose the first option, Alcoa will naturally throw itself into its arms.

Although Lu Zhe's appearance is very resistant to fighting, it is really boring!
Can be reversed.

The second option is much more attractive than Alcoa.

Lu Zhe didn't hesitate at all.

"Choose two!"

After all, I remember it clearly.

Now I only have 365.84 yuan in my bank card.

And there are only more than ten days left to pay the rent.

Moreover, the most terrifying thing is not to be kicked out and sleep on the street, but to be captured by the 150*150 widow aunt and used as a "laborer"!
He doesn't want to have his pelvis broken by being sat on at such a young age~
【Ding! 100 million cash has been deposited into your bank account ending in 8784, please check it! 】

The sound of the system just fell.

"bell bell"

The cell phone rang.

Lu Zhe answered the phone, and a magnetic female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello, Mr. Lu Zhe!"

"I am the lawyer for your seventh uncle's third niece!"

"According to her will, the inheritance of 100 million yuan has been transferred to your bank account number ending in 8784."

The lawyer explained a few more words and then hung up the phone.

Lu Zhe is confused? ? ?
Seventh Uncle Grandpa?

granddaughter?

Before he could figure it out, the phone in his hand made a "ding~" sound.

[Your bank account with the last number 8784 has a loaded amount of 100.0000.00 yuan and an account balance of 100.0365.84 yuan]

What the hell!

It’s awesome, it’s the system!
Late but arriving!

Soon, night falls.

Lu Zhe's video of "Brother, You're Fat" and PDD was first edited and forwarded to the Internet by the Little Elephant Guild.

Later, it was retweeted by PDD himself and sent an emoticon of covering one’s face and laughing and crying.

Soon, public opinion began to ferment.

The song and video gradually aroused intense attention and discussion online.

Because yesterday's song "Ugly" attracted the attention of many netizens, it was on the hot search list again today, again with PDD.

It immediately aroused the curiosity of many people.

People who eat melons and water were curious. After clicking on the video, they all laughed until they spurted out their drinks, and they all praised the video.

"Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. The anchor Lu Zhe is so funny. It's thanks to him that he came up with this song!"

"Help, help! The anchor is too bad, PDD is speechless and hopeless~"

"The naughty pig was so angry that he turned pale and fell off his chair!!! Hahaha~"

"It's the first time Mr. Prostitute was in a live broadcast room and he was confused the entire time. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~unbelievable!"

"Trivia: PDD rounds are just to wait for a while! Dog head.jpg"

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(Seeking for collections, evaluation votes, rewards, and monthly votes)
(End of this chapter)