Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 21 What the hell is singing?
Lu Zhe's eyes widened!
Seeing the 155*155 aunt swooping over, she even kept deliberately pushing Lu Zhe on the bed and kept moving her hands and feet!
Lu Zhe kept greeting his aunt and family irritably in his mind, but his movements of his hands and feet did not stop. He turned around just in time, grabbed the thick aunt's arm, and threw her over her shoulder!

The Strengthening Fighting Pill immediately exerted a powerful effect.

The aunt who was instantly thrown onto the bed by Lu Zhe's shoulders was wide-eyed and stunned!
After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Lu Zhe blankly, and shouted softly: "It's so exciting~ I like it so much!"

When Lu Zhe heard this, he almost burst into tears!
Resisting the urge to vomit immediately, I grabbed my phone and keys and rushed out of the door!

"Auntie, I have something to do. I have to leave first."

"Please help me take it to the door."

Lu Zhe covered his mouth and resisted the urge to vomit in the next second.

At full speed, he ran out of the door.

The aunt who had just finished arranging the large fonts turned her head and saw an afterimage of Lu Zhe still in the room, and no one was there.

When she came to her senses, she was so angry that the aunt hammered the bed surface hard, her face turned purple and the color of pig liver, and she cursed:

"Small~ You can run away from the monks but you can't run away from the temple. Sooner or later you will have to be my mother's meal!"

"Hmph~ Let's see~"

After escaping, Lu Zhe squatted under a tree and vomited for a long time before he could catch his breath!
"Old woman! You want to hide your rules from me for a rent of 800 yuan?"

"Okay! Plus! Money!"

After saying this, Lu Zhe shuddered all over.

"Forget it, forget it, this joke can't be made! Bah, bah, bah~"

"Tongyan Wuji! Tongyan Wuji!"

"I don't eat pig food~"

Afterwards, I took a taxi to a barbecue restaurant with a good reputation.

After all, in the past, he couldn't bear to spend money to take a taxi to eat barbecue and have three meals a day with Kang Shuai Fu Jialebi.

It made him even more scared now that he saw the genuine one.

He had eaten Xiao Huijun's crayfish last night, and he couldn't get enough of it.

Today I paid for it myself and ordered a portion of garlic crayfish, thirteen-spice crayfish, spicy crayfish, and a bottle of Happy Fat House water.

"Cool!"

After finishing a plate of garlic crayfish, Lu Zheyun sucked his fingers and couldn't help but sigh!
at the same time.

Three big anchors, Dai Xiaomei, Zhou Shuyi and Mozi, gathered together in a western restaurant in the center of Jiangcheng CBD.

A certain philosopher once wrote a famous quote in her book:

"One woman is equal to 500 ducks!"

three women?

Definitely larger than 1500 ducks!
As soon as they met, the three women opened their mouths at the same time, chatting in all directions.

Among the three, Zhou Shuyi was especially excited.

"Really! You really can't imagine how that Lu Zhe could be so bad? So stupid?"

"Thanks to his good looks, he took away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain! He just slapped his ass and left, but now I am being chased and mocked as "ugly" every day?"

"Now as soon as I go online, no matter how many people there are or how few, I will always hit "Ugly"!!!"

"I'm furious!!!"

Dai Xiaomei and Mozi laughed so hard that they burst into tears.

Especially the silly little girl, who laughed so loudly that she looked like a goose howling.

"Goose goose goose~ I'm laughing so hard~ Goose goose goose goose!"

Mozi was doing much better, but he just laughed so hard that the two bulging flowers on his chest trembled: "No, you are usually very talkative! You can just quarrel with him~"

"I wanted to retaliate. As soon as I fired a super hot shot with my front kick, he quickly fired it with his back kick!!!"

"I knocked, and I was completely stunned. I couldn't be more embarrassed!"

"I was prostituted for nothing! Or I was prostituted for nothing by a little anchor!!!"

Now that Zhou Shuyi recalled that scene, she was still furious.

Mozi and Dai Xiaomei laughed together, and the three of them were having a lot of fun~
"This kid is really ruthless! He can make you so angry, you are considered a character~"

After Mozi finished speaking, he winked at the stupid girl~
Mozi is a contracted female anchor under Penguin, although she is on a different platform from Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei.But the relationship between the three of them is very good. Whenever they have free time, they get together to chat about gossip and men.
Tonight, neither of them did live broadcasts, so they made an appointment to get together.

Zhou Shuyi didn't expect that she had dressed up carefully and even put a breast pad on her back.

As a result, these two female beasts were completely blind to her exquisite makeup, fashionable clothes and tall breasts.

Instead, he grabbed her and started gossiping about her "love-hate relationship" with Lu Zhe!
"Although...but, Lu Zhe is really handsome! Has he used any beauty techniques?" Dai Xiaomei asked with a look on his face.

"Yes, yes~ I'm also very curious about the two live broadcast videos of him and PDD! Really, it's so simple! One is Jiutian Banished Immortal, and the other is Demon Bo Gang!" Mozi vividly described with a smile.

When the two idiots thought about Lu Zhe's appearance, they almost burst into laughter!
"The prostitute teacher is Jiutian banished to immortality?"

"puff!!!"

The two of them were so shocked by Zhou Shuyi's astonishing brain circuits that they spurted blood!

"Are you okay? Lu Zhe must be an immortal from Jiutian!"

"No, are you two okay?" Zhou Shuyi looked shocked. "Hey, do you want to be like the nymphomaniacs who haven't seen a man in hundreds of years and don't even have a choice?"

"Just tell me straight up~ Do you have his V letter?" Mozi asked clearly with a snicker on his face.

Zhou Shuyi: "."

"That's right~ Don't give up such a handsome man to your sisters~ I've been a little lonely lately~" Mozi's car drove so fast that he almost ran over Zhou Shuyi's face!

On the other side, after Lu Zhe finished several plates of crayfish, he took a leisurely walk by the river in the gentle evening breeze.

The barbecue restaurant is very close to the river, five or six minutes away.

At night, the night view of Jiangcheng is picturesque.

The neon lights on both sides of the strait reflected brightly on the river, and the cruise ships moved the river surface like beating notes on the staff.The neon lights of the city are reflected on the wide river surface of the city, like a long and colorful waterfront scroll.

At this time, the Jiangcheng Music and Culture Festival is being held on the riverside.

In his previous life, Lu Zhe had watched this show and vaguely remembered that the rules of the show were that amateurs sang on top and the music instructor commented in the audience.

The purpose of holding the "Music Culture Festival" is to promote Chinese culture.

As more and more entertainment companies arrange dramas similar to the "Four Returned Sons", the tastes of fans in the fandom are becoming more and more biased.

Traditional music culture, including drama, silk and bamboo orchestral instruments, national style, etc., has gradually lost its market.

Today's Chinese music scene is completely filled with a group of young people with oily hair and pink faces, wearing thick black eyeliner, or wearing the same tinfoil-permed look, twisting their waists and doing exaggerated and enchanting dances, and all kinds of praising foreign styles.

Not only is a white tripod piano arranged at the show site, but there are also various musical instruments such as erhu, pipa, guqin, guzheng, and guitar. It can not only perform musical instruments, but also sing songs.

And at this time on the stage.

One person deliberately dressed up in strange clothes, wore the same tinfoil perm, and black eyeliner, and screamed endlessly on the stage!

Lu Zhe's mouth twitched several times speechlessly.

He shook his head, feeling a little disappointed.

The world is missing geniuses such as Zhou Tianwang, JJ Lin, and Xu Wei
It's just like "if heaven does not give birth to Zhongni, eternity will be like a long night"!
Especially after hearing the singing from the stage, I felt sick in my stomach.

“I always improvise, improvise.”

“I always improvise, improvise.”

A group of idiots in the audience kept shouting loudly:

"Guigui! You are the best!"

"Guigui! You are the best!"

Nima, is this also called a song?
"Cramming, cramming for everything, cramming~"

"I don't go to bed until seven in the morning, and I have a meeting at nine o'clock~"

"I ordered takeout at eight o'clock, and the delivery fee was 20 yuan~"

Hearing this, Lu Zhe's brows furrowed even more.

But the voices from the audience are getting louder and louder, and the popularity is getting higher and higher!
"Brother Guigui~ I want to give birth to a monkey for you~"

"Brother Gui Gui Gui, I love you! You are my god!!!"

"I have never heard such a beautiful song~ Brother Gui Gui, you are the best!"

"Guigui~~You are the No. 1 in the Chinese music scene!!!"

(End of this chapter)