Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 29 Everyone’s attention!This is how Chinese rap should be sung! ! !

Chapter 29 Everyone’s attention!This is how Chinese rap should be sung! ! !
A whole dozen seconds
Not a single barrage message on the big screen has disappeared!

Just when the person in charge of the live broadcast of the program was shocked, he thought there was something wrong with the network.

suddenly
The barrage seems to have been called upon by someone!
They rushed out like thousands of troops!

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"

"Since ancient times, talents have been judged by comments, and quatrains have been spoken casually throughout the ages. However, I am uneducated, so I can go all over the world with just one sentence!"

"It's so scary! It's so scary!!!"

"How can ghosts be born if Lu is born!!! Guigui~ You will die without complaining~ We will burn paper for you~ From now on, I solemnly declare~ Lu Zhe! You are my god!!! (broken sound)"

"I'm going to die if I hear Dao in the morning! Damn it~~~ My life is worth it! Even though I'm still a virgin!!! Woohoo~"

"I am a reckless man, and I also know the word loyalty. As the saying goes, a bird that chooses wood will live in a good tree. A minister who chooses his master will meet the Ming Lord Lu Zhe. My lifelong wish is enough. From now on, My wealth is Brother Lu's wealth. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, and women are like clothes. My "clothes" are Brother Lu's "clothes." But by driving, there will never be two minds!"

"Me too!!!"

"I vow to share weal and woe with Brother Lu, and to be with you throughout life, life and death!"

"Me too!!!"

"Everyone stand up!!! Tears~"

"."

In a short period of time, the barrage was like the Yellow River rushing with mighty waves!
With every breath, thousands of barrages pop up!

All kinds of shocks!

All kinds of surprises!

All kinds of people bow their heads and serve Lu Zhenniu!
When the chief director saw the exaggerated data backstage in the live broadcast room.

He was so frightened that he immediately blurted out a hometown dialect: "I'll be a good boy!"

Several people in charge around the chief director were also confused!
With so many years of professional experience, they are not the only ones who have never seen big scenes!
Have you ever seen such exaggerated data?
"This song is dick!"

“Chinese is really cool!”

The chief director was holding a cigarette in his mouth. He was stunned and subconsciously raised his thumbs and blurted out!

A burst of powerful electronic drums, electric guitar, and electric bass.

Combined with the traditional Chinese instruments flute and xiao ensemble.

After electronic voice change and harmony.

An overbearing and powerful fast-paced chorus and the ticking clock sound are cleverly played!

Sudden.

The rapping continues!

"What kind of elixir is made and rolled into pills? Don't slice the deer antler too thin~"

"You can't copy the master's techniques randomly like this~"

"Guiling paste, Yunnan Baiyao, and Cordyceps sinensis~"

"My own music, my own medicine, just the right amount~"

"Listen to me, Chinese medicine is bitter, and plagiarism should be even more bitter~"

"Hurry up and open the Compendium of Materia Medica and read more rare books~"

"Toad Su Dilong has crossed the rivers and lakes, thanks to the hard work of these ancestors~"

"We must not lose~~"

The faces of Guigui and Fox turned dark again!

copy!copy!copy!
Can't lose!Can't lose!Can't lose!
Scold them!
Curse them around the corner!

Everyone's face turned blue and white!
Gui Gui, who was clamoring just now to get back everything he lost, had an extremely rich expression on his face!
You are so angry and so cowardly!

"It's this light, it's this light, let's sing together~"

"It's this light, it's this light, Hey~"

"Let me prepare a folk remedy to treat your internal injuries~"

"Kamponic medicine, which has been rooted for thousands of years, has a power that others don't know~"

The entire audience and the audience in the live broadcast room followed the fast rhythm of the music, catchy lyrics, and Lu Zhe's clean dance moves.

Everyone’s minds have been brainwashed without even realizing it!

Yes!

Before you know it, it has been completely engraved in your mind!

Those who love music or not can’t help but follow along!

Some even started humming to their heart’s content.

This melody is so strong.

Unknowingly, I have cured most of the rickets of those who used to worship foreign things and only thought that cold current was good and magnesium current was better!

The remaining cartilage that was still watching has become numb!
Lu Zhe's singing was still lingering in their ears, swimming in their minds, and they couldn't hide it even if they wanted to!

"I dance with a leisurely expression, and my movements are so relaxed that you can't learn from me~"

"The neon sign is in good condition, waiting to wake up in the gorgeous city, Hey~"

"I dance around with a leisurely expression, and use calligraphy to spread the inner strength of the dynasty~" "I punch the dialogue with bold words in block letters, and in the end I lie down to see who is better~"

The band teachers in the program group had looked disgusted with the old man before, but after all, a piece of music that they had never heard before came on.

There are so many melodies and harmonies, it’s hard to just control the volume of each range!

Anyone would be unhappy if he changed it.

Not to mention that we are all under so much pressure, and the orchestra teachers look so helpless~
But the song has progressed to this point, and the singing has reached this point.

The orchestra teachers who have played countless pieces of music actually swayed to the melody on the stage? !
It’s like a concert rhythm!
The explosive music rhythm allows the reserved Chinese people to release their full energy through music, and only Lu Zhe can do it!

incredible!

Hey turn the audience!

The lyrics!
This rhythm!
This accompaniment!
Defeat a group of domestic professional singers!
Just when everyone in the audience thought that this would be the end.
Suddenly the tune changes drastically!
"Duang~duang~duang~"

Everyone opens their eyes and listens to the music in their ears!
Ok?
what?
Where did the duangduang~ sound come from?
Chenglong came with Bawang shampoo?
"Squat, little zombie squat, little zombie squat, squat again, little zombie squat, light up the dark alley~"

"Squatting again, little zombie squatting, crawling into a carrot pit, squatting again, little zombie squatting, chanting a spell~"

"Squat, little zombie squat, little zombie squat, squat again, little zombie squat, light up the dark alley~"

"Squatting again, little zombie squatting, crawling into a carrot pit, squatting again, little zombie squatting, chanting a spell~"

Lu Zhe held the microphone and rapped quickly, his tone was so fast that it was jaw-dropping!

The audience in the audience all pursed their lips into an O shape!
WHAT? !
Is this also OK? !
Awesome! !

The barrage in the live broadcast room completely exploded.

"Awesome, wow, awesome~~ Li Shizhen couldn't hold down the coffin board after hearing this! She jumped up and shouted, then played music and then danced!"

"Lu Zhe is awesome! I am lucky to have you in China!!!"

"Lu Zhe! I was wrong. I was the one who spoke too loudly before. I apologize with a heavy heart and sincere determination!!! Chinese is indeed the most awesome!"

"That's right! Chinese is the best!"

"To be honest, I really think Lu Zhe is very average. How awesome can you say he is? Sorry, I can't find him anywhere in the history."

"The guy upstairs, you killed me by mistake! Give him a good burial! Speak more politely next time~"

"Brothers and sisters! Remember! Don't let Hanliu Meiliu become more and more arrogant! Hualiu is the most awesome!!!"

"Remember! +1"

"Nowadays, young people rap just to pretend to be cool. The purest flavor is "Compendium of Materia Medica"!"

"This is rap, no vulgarity, no swear words, just culture!!!"

"I totally agree. Think about the domestic raps that are so funny. Aren't they embarrassed? I feel embarrassed just looking at them!"

"."

At this time, Guigui still doesn’t know.

I dream of being out of the circle every day and becoming popular!
The dream has come true! ! !
However, it exploded in the completely opposite direction.

His song "Temporarily Holding the Feet" has been criticized as a hot search!
It can be said that behind every message praising Lu Zhe's "Compendium of Materia Medica", there is a message scolding "Temporarily holding one's feet"!

At this time, whether it is Penguin Music, Netyiyun Music, Crying Dog and other music software,
Anyone with hands will definitely click on it and curse.

If you don’t want to scold me, you should still go to the message area and see who else can praise you again?
结果
The comments section is filled with sarcasm and good-natured curses.
A group of netizens who didn’t mind watching the fun gave them likes one by one and left happily! ! !

Sing a song!
The whole place was quiet.
The staff behind the stage held their breath and stared at the audience.
The audience in the audience quietly looked at the perfect and cunning man on the stage.
"No, why are you so polite?"

"Applause! Why are you still standing there?"

The chief director held the butt of a cigarette in his mouth. The cigarette burned for a long time and was filled with ashes.

Obviously the chief director himself was so anxious that he forgot to take a sip.

At this time, I don’t know who it is?
Be the first to start clapping vigorously!
"Clap clap."

"clap clap"

"clap clap"

Colleagues from the photography team promptly zoomed in and photographed the expressions of the audience one by one.

By the stage lights.

You can also see that the eyes of the audience are red and bright!

I saw many audience members began to applaud vigorously.

It was a quiet venue just now.

In an instant
Like firecrackers blooming during the Chinese New Year, the whole place was completely excited! ! !
One, two, three. The audience stood up one by one.

Pick up two palms and pump them hard!

Yelling!

Inspiring!

Deeply emotional.

It was ten times better than singing "Mountains and Rivers" in the last performance!
Twenty times!
A hundred times! ! !
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(End of this chapter)

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