Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 33: Outwit the gas tank aunt!Encounter with a silly girl~
Chapter 33: Outwit the gas tank aunt!Encountered a silly girl~ (please recommend votes, rewards, and monthly tickets!)

"It's so annoying~ Xiao Lu, why didn't you come back last night?"

The landlady stamped her foot depressedly, and the house shook three times.

Unwilling to give up, he secretly peeked at the gap at the bottom of the door for a while.

After sticking to the door and eavesdropping for a while, I was convinced that no one was really inside!
Just as the aunt was preparing to go home.

Recharge your batteries and wait for the next time Lu Zhe catches turtles in an urn at home and forcibly controls the acquaintance of Bao.

A series of thunderous engine roars exploded downstairs in the community.

The gas tank aunt frowned and stuck out her big round head with sparse hair, ready to yell at whoever was so incompetent.

When I looked at the tall and straight man who got off the motorcycle, who could he be if he wasn't Lu Zhe?

The gas tank aunt's eyes suddenly glowed with gold, and she said quietly:

"Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, you don't have to wait any longer!"

“Today is also a good time with beautiful scenery~”

So, he quickly tiptoed next door, waiting for Lu Zhe to come up.

the other side.

After getting off the car, Lu Zhe, who had just taken off his helmet, immediately sneezed with an itchy nose:
"Aqiu~"

"Who is scolding me?"

Lu Zhe rubbed his nose and strode upstairs.

Old-fashioned staircase room, third floor, 20 square meters.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for the monthly rent to be only 800 yuan.

Including water, electricity and Internet, the cost is about 1000 yuan a month!

surroundings?

joke!

After all, this is Jiangcheng!
Just when Lu Zhe took out the key and was about to close the door.

A short, fat and sturdy figure of Kong Wu was cast on the ground by the sun!
When Lu Zhe saw it, his eyelids jumped a few times.

Oops!

Gas tank aunt! ! !
Forgot to check to see if she is there first! ! !

Depend on!
Suddenly, an aunt who was 155cm tall and weighed 155kg blocked the door. She rolled her eyelids, looked at Lu Zhe up and down for a few seconds, and then said resentfully:

"Hey~ Xiao Lu wow~ I've been waiting for you for a long time~~"

"Why didn't you come back last night?"

Lu Zhe looked at the aunt with a rough face and thin hair and swallowed subconsciously before saying:

"Well, it's ventilated under the bridge. I'm going to sleep under the bridge."

The aunt didn't give up and continued to ask: "Huh? Where did your motorcycle come from? Are you rich? You actually have money to buy a motorcycle?"

"Well, I can steal it~~ I'll sell the battery first and then sell the car for scrap metal!"

"Auntie, don't worry, the 800 yuan rent is worth every penny to me!"

Lu Zhe grinned and talked nonsense seriously.

"Hey, don't call me aunt, it sounds so old! You call me aunt."

Before the aunt could finish speaking, Lu Zhe interrupted directly. He was afraid that he would vomit again in the next second.

"Call you Mrs. Niu?"

The aunt was immediately unhappy when she heard this!
"That damn old Niu and I have divorced a long time ago~ What do you call Mrs. Niu~"

"Call me Xiaotiantian!!!"

Can't stand it!
I can't stand it!
"yue~~"

In front of his aunt, Lu Zhe retched several times.

The aunt immediately said unhappily.

"Xiao Lu~ Guess what I came here specifically for today?"

"Did you understand what my sister said last time?"

"I just have time tonight~ Why don't we have an in-depth communication???"

As soon as this word comes out!
Lu Zhe's eyelids twitched again.

I am Nima.
Disgusting me, right?
Fine!

Soon enough, Lu Zhe took out his belt from the waistband of his trousers.

Facing the surprised and delighted aunt, she straightened up, pulled a few more times, and said with a bad smile:
"Auntie the landlady! Oh, no~ it's my sister~~ Let's play a game!"

"The game is called: You chase me. If you catch me, I will let you have fun~~"

The aunt suddenly smiled when she heard the name.

The nymphomaniac obediently stretched out his hands to tie up Lu Zhe, and Lu Zhe pulled her towards the bed.

Lu Zhe rudely threw her on the bed and kicked her shoes away!
Just when the aunt was so excited and thought that everything was ready, it was time to get down to business!

Lu Zhe picked up the laptop and old guitar case on the table and said slowly:
"What about you? It's time to rest here. What about me? I still have something to do, so I'll leave first!"

The aunt was obviously stunned. She struggled on the bed for a few times and then stopped moving. It took a few seconds for her to react!
She raised her head vigorously, and saw that the flesh on her face was trembling with anger, and she shouted to Lu Zhe: "What do you mean?"

Lu Zhe packed his things and said calmly:
"It means I won't rent your 800 yuan house!!!"

"Don't use your identity as the landlord of this shabby house to engage in pornographic transactions, coercion and inducement!"

"You're old enough, just dance in the square and hook up with the old widower in the square!"

The aunt's hands were tied and she was dragged on the bed by Lu Zhe. Because she was too fat, she couldn't turn over at all, let alone get out of bed and stop Lu Zhe!

The fat all over her body was trembling with anger, and she shouted loudly: "Are you rich? Can you afford other people's rent? If I hadn't taken you in! You don't even know which homeless shelter you are in!"

"Haha~ Who are you looking down on? Who can't earn a mere 800 yuan!!!"

"Hmph! Without me, you'll have to sleep under the bridge! It's only 800 yuan and you have to steal the battery to pay for it. You, you... won't untie it for me. Please beg me and maybe I'll return it." It will calm you down!”

Lu Zhe snorted coldly and stopped talking nonsense.

Without saying anything, he took out eight red 8-yuan bills from his back pocket.
Slap it hard on the aunt's face!
I put my old guitar case on my back, picked up my laptop and walked to the gate.

From the huge back, I saw the tall Lu Zhe, carrying an old guitar on his back, stopping at the door.

The sun shone on his body, and the aunt was stunned when she looked at his background!
In less than a week, he was completely different! ! !

Lu Zhe turned his head slightly and coldly looked down at the street shrew who was tossing, rolling and kicking his legs on the bed, and said:

"Don't bully young people into being poor!!!"

"You don't know this?"

"I'll give you the rest of the rags. Goodbye~ Auntie, good-bye~ never see you again~~" After saying this.

Gone cleanly!
Moreover, the door is not closed yet
The aunt was left alone on the bed with a look of embarrassment and her hands tied.

"You're short of money~ I have no place to live anymore~ I can only live in a large flat floor with an area of ​​more than 250 square meters~ It's empty, lonely and cold~"

Lu Zhe muttered to himself and just got on the motorcycle.

A girl wearing cool clothes came up and said:

"Brother, I haven't eaten yet and I can't walk. Please give me a ride~"

"Hungry~Food~"

Lu Zhe rolled his eyes, put on his helmet, and said angrily:

"Back seat!"

"I only leave it to my 70-year-old girlfriend~"

"Don't block my way~ I'm rushing to attend my girlfriend's 70th birthday!"

When the cool girl heard this, she pursed her lips and still refused to give up: "Can you add me to WeChat? Your girlfriend is going to join the senior group, and we can also get together and have a drink~"

"Drink with you? Do you have a pension, social security, or medical insurance?"

The girl was confused by the question, and her expression was a bit shocked. After thinking for a long time, she had no idea what medical insurance and social security were.

He stammered: "No, no~"

Lu Zhe waved his hands lightly and said: "Then what are you thinking about? Let's let let~"

The cool girl was confused.

Lu Zhe turned the engine of the MTT Y2K motorcycle and it was deafening!
It flew out at lightning speed, just like a beast running, splashing up a cloud of dust and spraying the girl in cool clothes with exhaust fumes all over her face.

"Cough cough cough~"

Ten minutes later, Lu Zhe parked his motorcycle in the parking space.

Walk into the elevator and prepare to return to your flat floor to prepare for the live broadcast in the evening!

"Ding~"

The elevator stopped for a moment on the first floor.

A skinny little girl walked in, wearing a huge mask and sun protection hat.

Tightly covered.

Lu Zhe glanced at it and didn't think much about it.

Carrying the guitar on his back and putting his hands in his pockets, he was in a state of relaxation.

suddenly!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"You are Lu Zhe! You are Lu Zhe!"

The thin girl screamed suddenly, jumped a few times, and even the elevator shook several times.

Lu Zhe was startled by the woman in front of him who was wearing a large black mask, a black sun protection hat, and a tight-fitting black sun protection suit.

Nima!

I don't know, I thought she was going to assassinate her! ?
Seeing Lu Zhe staring at him with big eyes, speechless.

The woman took off her black mask and sun protection clothing and smiled at Lu Zhe.

Well-educated, big eyes, fair skin, and a cute smile on his face~
"It's me! I'm a silly girl~ I'm also live streaming on Douyu!"

"Do you know me? Zhou Shuyi is my second brother!"

Lu Zhe heard a series of words from the little girl, but his expression was slightly surprised.

"Little girl?"

Isn't this one of Douyu's top five female anchors?
Apart from Zhou Shuyi, she is one of the most commonly used heroines in online novels~
Why, she is actually his neighbor?

Afterwards, Lu Zhe thought about it and felt it was reasonable.

Compared to an old woman who has been popular for so many years, she has always been very popular in the live broadcast room with her sweet appearance and cute and funny voice!
And she herself worked tirelessly to get rid of the box that fell into the box, and gradually embarked on a road of no return as the "Autumn God of Mountain Cars".

The woman in front of me had a bare face, cute bangs and big innocent and cunning eyes, winking hard at Lu Zhe!

"Huh? Do you recognize me?"

The little girl nodded excitedly:

"I was at the concert last night!"

"Burning! It's so burning!!!"

"The song "Mountains and Rivers" and "Compendium of Materia Medica" are really nice!"

The dumb girl said while stamping her feet, and the elevator shook slightly.

Lu Zhe was so frightened that he quickly walked out of the elevator as soon as he saw the 26th floor.

Unexpectedly, the nymphomaniac girl actually followed him out, and continued to talk behind him~
"You are so right to criticize that brainless ghost! Go crazy."

Lu Zhe walked to the door of his house and saw that there was no way to go. He turned around and looked at the little girl helplessly and said:
"Would you like to come in for a sip of tea?"

"Ah! Really? Okay, okay!"

Unexpectedly, Dai Xiaomei was not afraid at all, and agreed readily without hesitation for a second.

But Lu Zhe regretted it!
After all, boys should protect themselves outside~
"Well, I just realized that it's a little late now. I have to start broadcasting in the evening, so I guess I don't have enough time."

Lu Zhe reminded implicitly and tactfully.

"Start the live broadcast? Are you still trying to start the broadcast???"

The little girl's eyes flashed.

She was still hesitating just now, how could she legitimately beg Lu Zhe to give her a song?

Isn’t this opportunity coming now~
Live~
That’s so familiar to her!
If it were in other industries, she probably wouldn't have much say.

But for live streaming, especially Douyu Live!

Then she has so much say~
"Brother Lu~ What time will the show start tonight?"

The stupid girl said coquettishly.

"About nine o'clock~ I'll see what time it is after dinner~"

"That's ok~ After you start broadcasting later, I'll go and cheer for you~ Can I join you on the mic?"

This is such a great opportunity~
Who is the most popular person on the Internet right now?
Apart from Gui Gui, who was scolded to the point of withdrawing from the circle, there was none other than Lu Zhe, who was praised to the heavens!
When Lu Zhe heard this~
I understood immediately~
It turns out that the silly little girl wanted to ask me to send a song to the microphone~
Lu Zhe didn't refuse the little girl's kindness.

After all, today’s system task has not been completed yet!

What's more, wouldn't it be nice to have an enemy give you a spaceship?

(End of this chapter)