Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 37 Dumb Girl: Lu Zhe, you really deserve to die!
Chapter 37: Dumb Girl: Lu Zhe, you really deserve to die! (Please ask for rewards, monthly votes, and recommendation votes!)
"I ride a horse"

"People are numb"

The little girl struggled to get up.

Messy hairstyle and a big O-shaped mouth!

Lu Zhe was dumbfounded as he enjoyed the immersive singing!

Everyone is stunned!

Thinking back to one minute ago, I was so free and easy that I spent 1 yuan to give this old man a gift? !

This, this, is the song I spent 10000 yuan to buy to make fun of myself?
Gan!
Lu Zhe!

This kid is really not a human being! ! !
Fans in the live broadcast room saw the dumb girl falling off her chair in shock.

Everyone was stunned, and the live broadcast room was completely bursting with laughter~
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

"History is always surprisingly similar. Sister Zhou is confused, and the little girl is also completely confused!!!"

"Is this a job that carbon-based organisms can do???"

"Hahahahahaha~ You are a real hammer on the abstract emperor, and you have made a fortune by laughing!"

"Have you finally understood Zhou Shuyi's mood at that time? Hahaha~~Can you bear this horse riding??"

"I spent 1 yuan to buy a song that mocks myself for A?! Hahahahaha, help! I'm laughing so hard!!!"

"This is a great job~ Hahaha~ The old woman can give me a hammer~"

"."

Lu Zhe faced the dumb girl's shock and the laughter that filled the screen, but he still didn't care.

Immerse yourself in your own world.

The song I sang was "Peace" adapted from Liang Jingru's "Courage"!
The melody is the same, but the lyrics have completely changed~
"Taiping" focuses on a funny atmosphere, and fortunately Lu Zhe's singing skills are top-notch.

"Wearing a suspender belt is still very innocent~"

"I believe that the longest distance is A to G~"

"I suspect it's inherited from my father~"

"My breasts have always been the laughingstock of everyone~"

"Say that my boyfriend absolutely has true feelings for me~"

next second.

The silly little girl's beautiful eyes suddenly widened!
After being stunned for a few seconds.
The amount of cum that came out of her mouth was so high that it sprayed three feet away and three feet high!
"Lu Zhe, I beep beep beep, you beep beep beep, how can you do this to me?"

The original cute and cute image disappeared without a trace again!

Inherited from father? ? ?
The stupid girl felt that she had received unprecedented humiliation from A!
IQ has received an unprecedented strong impact!
"Fuck!"

"What do you mean, push?"

After scolding him, he even lowered his head and glanced at A!

Old A, old A!

I put on a small suspender belt specially to show off your charm!
The stupid little girl has the urge to feel guilty for crying over A!
"Who is the laughing stock of A?"

"Don't laugh!"

"You all are not allowed to laugh!!"

He was so angry that his mouth smelled fragrant.

Directly depressed!
The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Ahahahahahaha~ I'm so anxious, she's so anxious!!!"

"The lyrics are so talented!!! Make me laugh and get rich! Hahaha~"

"It's so funny~ Just ask if you don't understand, do you believe that this old woman really has an A?"

"Hi~ Damn it! No way, you don't even have an A? That's really peaceful, right!!!"

"Damn it, is this Princess Taiping???"

"Fuck~ God stepped on the horse and Princess Taiping! Awesome!"

"Wenhua Yin, if you know how to speak, speak more! This name is elegant~~You will be a scholar when you hear it~"

"Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~"

"Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~"

"."

The song here is not finished yet.

All the wicked fans in the live broadcast room began to binge-watch "Princess Taiping".

The little girl looked at the "Princess Taiping" filling the screen like an overwhelming force!
His little face was as red as a pig's liver, and he clenched his back molars with a creaking sound.
Lu Zhe followed the plaintive and melodious rhythm and sang affectionately~
"Oh~~I really need to go to G~"

"Even if it's going to be bumping around~"

"I would rather the T-shirt pattern is deformed~"

“You don’t have to squeeze the ditch~”

"Regardless of promotion or salary increase~"

"They say I rely on my true strength~"

"I have to wait a week for the breast pads to dry, just like taking a shower with my boyfriend."

"Brother Haier!!!"

The beautiful eyes widened, the dark pupils kept shrinking, the pale pink cherry mouth trembled slightly, looking at Lu Zhe in disbelief! ! !
His eyes were filled with confusion, shock, innocence, and disbelief! ! !
Lu Zhe's words "Haier Brothers" fill his mind!
Time seems to have stopped.
In a few seconds!

The silly little girl transformed like the Hulk and exploded!

Mom, I can’t bear it anymore! ! !
This is not!

The silly little girl who is a famous internet celebrity is as angry as a monkey with her butt reddened! ! !
Startled, he slapped the table and jumped up, shouting loudly:

"you you."

"You are shameless!!!"

"You are Brother Haier!"

"You! The whole! Family! All! Hai! Er! Brother! Brother!!!"

Lu Zhe became even more excited when he heard the screams of the stupid little girl breaking his guard!
In my mind are all the various notification sounds collected by the system after the little girl broke through the defense!

[Gain 9999+ emotional points from the silly little girl! 】

[Gain 9999+ emotional points from the silly little girl! 】

[Gain 9999+ emotional points from the silly little girl! 】

[Gain 388 emotional points from ordinary viewers! 】

[Gain 422 emotional points from ordinary viewers! 】

【.】Just when the little girl was furious.

A strange scene of continuous microphone connection occurred in the live broadcast room.

On one side, Lu Zhe even stretched out his hand, pointed in front of Dai Xiaomei, facing A, and sang affectionately ~
On the other side, the stupid girl was as angry as a monkey, jumping up and down~
Her face was the color of pig liver and she couldn't laugh or cry.

He stammered and pointed at Lu Zhe, unable to utter a complete sentence:

"you you."

Until Lu Zhe sang the whole song quietly.

The little girl is numb~
Among those who pinch themselves with one hand,
Pointing a weak hand at Lu Zhe, he patted himself again and asked A, as angry as silk:
"Lu Zhe!"

"You tell the truth!"

“Do you look down on it???”

Looking at the stupid girl, she was so angry that she was confused and incoherent.

Lu Zhe immediately stopped, covered his mouth, and laughed convulsively for more than half a minute.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"You are so ridiculous!!!"

The silly little girl has a sullen face, a little ferocious!

Suddenly, a scene of the ferocious madness of my second brother Zhou Shuyi appeared in my mind!
"Fuck!"

The clown was me? ? ?
Lu Zhe asked knowingly:

"What's your name? Does it sound unpleasant or dissatisfying?"

The little girl is speechless. It doesn’t sound good. In fact, this song is really good!
But is this a bad thing?

This is a matter of dignity for A! ! !
“It sounds good”

"But what do you mean by these lyrics?"

Lu Zhe shrugged and said with a smile:

"For the word fairness, I and you each have one share!!!"

"My lyrics focus on realism~"

"I have to be responsible for the veterans in my anchor room, adhere to the principle of truthfulness, and never engage in fraud!"

"Children are innocent~~~"

After hearing this, the little girl went crazy:

"You are such a piece of shit!"

"I am absolutely genuine about A!"

“And it’s not just A, okay!!!”

"Change the lyrics for me. Well, at least, at least it has to be a B jump!"

Lu Zhe's face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, and he looked at the little girl who was staring at the plains.

Youyou felt a little embarrassed and said:
"Not good~ This is the result of my visual inspection, unless you come up with more powerful proof!!!"

Little girl: "."

I rolled my eyes speechlessly~
"I can't possibly ask you to test it yourself!!!"

“Although we live close enough~”

When Lu Zhe heard this, he lowered his head and smiled, then raised his eyes to look at the silly little girl:
"Alas~ If I don't go to hell, who will?"

"I'm willing to sacrifice my eyes!"

The little girl's eyes widened, she quickly covered her face and yelled:

"Bah~ You think it's quite beautiful~"

Lu Zhe smiled, shrugged and said:
"Tsk tsk tsk~"

"What if one day a man is no longer interested in you?"

"It only shows that you really have no femininity at all~~~Sigh~"

When the little girl heard this, there was surprise on her face:

"So~ I am very feminine to you??"

Lu Zhe's mouth twitched a few times, feeling helpless to explain.

"No no no!"

"I just want to prove how young you are!"

"Hey~ we can both cosplay as Haier brothers~~"

The little girl was so angry that she rolled her eyes in front of everyone.

When she thought about the connotation of "Haier Brothers", her mind went blank.

It was an unprecedented violent impact!
My three views were shattered to pieces!
I even felt like crying for no reason, I felt so wronged!

How dare you take advantage of me!

You are "lying on your stomach and practicing virtue" again,
And the "Haier Brothers", you, they don't have martial ethics!

Seeing this scene, especially seeing the little girl's unbelievable and aggrieved expression as her defenses were completely broken.

The sand sculpture friends in the live broadcast room are heartbroken and funny at the same time!

"Ahahahahahaha~ It's better to blame the anchor than a beast~"

"How can you do this to you? After all, the little girl is quite good-looking. It's a pity that her whole life will be ruined by the anchor~"

"Princess Taiping, please change your life on earth!!! Tsk tsk tsk~"

"It's too cruel and immoral, I can't stand it anymore~~But it's really beautiful~"

"Laughing so hard, do you think Princess Taiping will withdraw from the Internet from now on???"

"Pfft! Hahahahaha~ If Princess Taiping really withdraws from the Internet, she will be famous for eternity~"

"It's a pity, there are so many smart girls~ When I see her in the future, I will only have the image of "Haier Brothers" in my mind!!!"

"."

Let’s sing the song to the end~
"Since it sounds good, why don't you fulfill your promise?" Lu Zhe hurriedly urged the little girl to continue to reward, "Are you a man? Are you still a brother? Haier brothers? Do you still mean what you say? Hurry up~~"

The little girl rolled her eyes and burst out in anger:
"Lu Zhe, you idiot!"

"You think you're cutting me like a leek, right?"

Lu Zhe cracked his lips and smiled sweetly at the stupid girl~
Holding her chin, she said softly in an ambiguous tone:
"No no no~"

"Baozi~ you are the supreme VIP leek!!!"

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