Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 40 I am an ancestral craftsman! ! !

Chapter 40: I am an ancestral craftsman! ! ! (Please ask for rewards, monthly votes, and recommendation votes!)
Jiangcheng Musical Instrument Market.

All kinds of Chinese and foreign musical instruments are available~
Even some niche instruments and unusual instruments are available.

Lu Zhe was dazzled by what he saw.

It ranges from a multi-million grand piano to a harmonica.

There are a dazzling array of traditional Chinese musical instruments made of various materials, such as guqin, guzheng, erhu, flute, pipa, Xiao, gongs and drums, etc.!
Various Western musical instruments such as piano, guitar, drums, large and medium-sized violins, etc.

Lu Zhe looked around while walking around.

I am planning to buy a new guitar. After all, the guitar I have has gone through countless hands and the tone is no longer accurate.

I'm even planning to buy some new musical instruments.

Just when he was a little worried about which instrument to choose.

suddenly.

Bright eyes.

Suona! ! !

Known as the "rogue instrument".

Among all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king, either ascending to heaven or worshiping in the hall~
Doesn’t this perfectly explain Suona’s domineering temperament?

There is also a "good reputation" for eating musical instruments~
The suona sounds, the white cloth is covered, and friends and family serve the dishes together~~
Lu Zhe was overjoyed!
Don’t hesitate to step forward and choose.

There are four common types of suona, namely large, medium and small suona, and there is another type called sea flute.

The smaller the suona, the higher the tune.

The big suona is also called the big pole. The length of the pole is about 42-57 centimeters. It has a majestic sound and is often used to play large-scale music.

Zhongsuona is also called the black pole. The pole is about 32-40 centimeters long and has a melodious and soft sound. It is mostly used to accompany singing and dancing.

The small suona is also called Sanzhizi, with a pole length of about 22 to 30 inches. Its tone is ethereal and melodious, and it is mostly used for solo playing.

The smallest sea flute remains, with a stem length of about 23 cm.

Although he is the smallest, his pronunciation is majestic and soaring into the sky!

Lu Zhe looked at the whole box of suonas and was very happy. Without saying anything, he just tried the sound effects.

Very good~
The sound of suona is high-pitched, loud, and has a wide range.

Lu Zhe played half of the prelude, which immediately attracted a large number of people to watch.

really!

The rogue instrument is a big move as soon as it is released!

You can play any divine song to great effect! ! !

Then I tried the erhu and grand piano, and the sounds were very good.

So, take them all at once.

Pay quickly and arrange the delivery and installation time for the grand piano and other musical instruments.

Lu Zhe found a barbecue restaurant in a nearby shopping mall.

After finishing lunch, we rode our motorcycle back home.

Lost the key~
Lu Zhe collapsed on the sofa and scrolled through his cell phone.

Open the scarf and take a look.

What comes into view is an apology statement released by Li Haodang's personal account.

blah blah blah
It's nothing more than some commonplace content.

It is basically the same as the apology statement issued several times before, except that the name has been changed.

Huh~
Treat the whole country as fools? !
An apology letter with no sincerity at all!

Netizens saw such insincere rhetoric.

They all poured under the scarf and sprayed non-stop.

"There's nothing new about clichés, so you don't think you're wrong at all, right?"

"You actually copied and pasted the previous apology? Do you want to lose face? You don't really think that the Internet has no memory, do you?"

“Your conscience has really been eaten by dogs!!!”

"You still think this is a trivial matter? Haha~~The cleverness is misled by the cleverness!"

"Since there is no sincerity, guilt and repentance, then try and die!"

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Just as Lu Zhe was scrolling through his phone and reading the messages on his scarf.

Sudden.

A funny fish reminder popped up.

Followed by.

Nijo
Sanjo
Subsequently.

Suddenly, a series of reminders of @鲁泽's funny messages popped up.

Lu Zhe opened the fish and took a closer look.

All the fans in the live broadcast room came to watch Li Haodang's live broadcast at @鲁泽.

Click in to have a look.

Lu Zhe suddenly became energetic.

I couldn't help but utter the quintessence of Chinese culture.

"Fuck!"

"Good guy~"

"You, Li Haodang, really have a lot of fun!"

“Apologising live on air???”

"Nima!"

“I’ve seen people selling goods on live broadcasts, singing and dancing live broadcasts, fitness exercises live broadcasts, and dancing live broadcasts!”

“I’ve even seen live broadcast weddings!!!”

"Nima, this is the first time I've seen a live broadcast and apologized to the whole country!!!!"

"Awesome~"

“It opened my eyes and I had so much fun~~”

Subsequently.

Lu Zhe stood up and walked into the live broadcast room.

Turn on the lights and start adjusting the equipment.

at the same time.

In another live broadcast room.

Li Haodang wears a pair of thin gold-rimmed eyes.

Wearing a black trendy brand casual suit with a white branded T-shirt underneath, and a pair of AJ limited edition white sneakers on his feet.

Don't look at the face, just look at the clothes and figure.

But, one look at the face
Scumbag and sanctimonious are not enough to describe him!
The shrunken and greasy temperament really compares favorably with his boss Zhang Fafa.

I saw him holding a tissue in one hand and an apology script in the other.

While wiping away my tears, I burst into tears~
I glance at the apology script from time to time~
"I feel deeply guilty for the discussion and controversy caused by the content of the performance on May 5st night."

He hasn't finished his apology yet.

At a glance, I saw that a die-hard fan had just sent out a super hot shot in the live broadcast room.

So, he immediately greeted him with a smile and said:

"Thank you [Haohao CC Loves You] for sending me a super big rocket ~ compare your feelings!"

Continue on.

"I feel deeply guilty and regretful. I thanked you during the performance~Thank you [Golden Retriever Lionfish] for the super big rocket second shot~Thank you for showing your heart~"

After saying that, he actually pretended to sob.

Pick up the apology script again and continue.
Just read it for a while.
Thank you for a moment.
Read a paragraph.
Thank you for a moment.
Lu Zhe was numb! ! !

I have seen shameless people, I have never seen such shameless people!

This is not an apology.

This is to capitalize on the popularity of the apology and make money from the live broadcast! ! !
Huh~
He~tui~
What the hell! ! !
Lu Zhe simply stopped watching it, it was too disgusting.

It's not worth it to make your body angry.

Gradually.
More and more netizens watched Li Haodang’s live broadcast.

They all thought of one person.

That person is Lu Zhe! ! !

After all, Li Haodang's live broadcast room is so disgusting and shameless.

Just his unscrupulous methods.

As well as the capital behind him and the methods of those brain-dead fans.

Ordinary people have absolutely nothing to do with them!

The audience was angry and demanded an apology.

it is good.

Capital immediately apologized.

The next day, I will hold a live apology show for you to watch!

I even read the apology script over and over again!
Apologize repeatedly! ! !

The main thing is a companion apology! ! !

As for the reward?

Which law stipulates that you cannot accept rewards while apologizing?
They have plenty of ways to disgust the common people!

Therefore, capital is unscrupulous!Those who make mistakes are even more unscrupulous! ! !
And therefore. Gradually.
More and more netizens think of one person invariably.

Only he has defeated bad fans and artists!

Only he dares to challenge openly!

Only he dared to compete on the stage with the song "Mountains and Rivers" and "Compendium of Materia Medica" in the popular competition No. 1 "Temporary Holding the Feet"! ! !
soon.

Lu Zhe's live broadcast room gathered many water friends who came to ask for help.

They are all very frustrated!
"Brother Lu, please take action! I really can't stand it anymore!!!"

"Eating statues is so disgusting, Brother Lu, please go to this live broadcast room and have a look!"

"Brother Lu, this matter is almost being turned from black to white by those idiotic fans. What should we do?"

"@鲁泽, please go and have a look!!!"

"Damn it, Brother Lu, go and see, can you bear this? What do you think?"

"Brother Lu, the society is in dire need of people like you who can speak out against those idiots! Unfortunately, I don't have enough power. I can't do anything about this incident! I can only do my little bit!"

"Brother Lu~~Please say something for the hero!"

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There were eighty or ninety thousand comments in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room.

Almost everyone was complaining and cursing about Li Haodang.

They all asked Lu Zhe if he could help the hero!

As soon as Lu Zhe opened the live broadcast room, he was stunned when faced with a screen full of requests for help.

he didn't expect
The screen was filled with the voices of the people! ! !
He frowned!
Read the barrages one by one.

Adhering to the principle of just do it if you don’t accept it! ! !
Lu Zhe sped up the movements of his hands.

The majority of netizens saw that Lu Zhe started the live broadcast at around two o'clock in the afternoon.

Many negative and depressed netizens were stunned!
They all rushed to tell each other the good news.

soon.

The live broadcast room, which originally had only 4 to [-] people online, only lasted three or four minutes.

The number suddenly soared to more than 20, and the number is still growing rapidly.

at the same time.

A live broadcast room with more than 100 million online live broadcasts.

Dasma is live broadcasting the goose and duck killing with Brother Eggplant.

In the tense atmosphere of the game, I saw Dasma constantly chattering nervously, "What is your identity? What is your identity? What is your identity?"

"Okay, okay~ You go in first"

Dasma followed his teammate Brother Eggplant in and then came out again.

While walking in front of Brother Eggplant.

Suddenly, the big computer screen flashed red!
Gah! ?
I was still beaten by my teammates! ! !
I saw that Brother Eggplant accidentally stabbed his teammate Dasma.

After seeing that he had stabbed the wrong teammate, Brother Eggplant was stunned for two seconds and then immediately broke through the defense.

An epic grave-crying drama that can be included in Beijing Film Academy's teaching materials was born.
"Old horse!"

"what!!!!!"

"Old horse!!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

The expression on Eggplant's face was that of covering her head in pain and crying, with extremely sad shock and sadness.

What you know is that the knife was wrong for the old horse, but those who don’t know think that the old horse is gone!

The game ended and I looked at the big word failure on the screen.

Dasma was speechless for a few seconds, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch a few times. He said seriously: "Let's be reasonable, brothers. I'm not to blame for this game at last."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that there were a lot more barrages in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone went to @鲁泽's live broadcast room to help. Many netizens and viewers went to ask him to help the fire hero!"

"Really or not? I was so angry after watching the bastard Li Haodang's live apology that I came to Teacher Ma's place to have fun. The result almost made me laugh to death. I witnessed the classic scene of Eggplant sending Teacher Ma away. One scene!”

"Damn it, is Lu Zhe really good? Although his two poems "Pictures of Mountains and Rivers" and "Compendium of Materia Medica" are really good, but this matter... forget it, let's wait and see!"

"Is it fake? How is this possible?"

"Really, I just came from his live broadcast room, and all the comments in the live broadcast room were asking him for help!"

Dasma wanted to start another game, but when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room chatting enthusiastically, he watched it carefully for a while.

Interest was immediately piqued.

He also knew about Li Haodang and was very angry.

After watching Li Haodang's apology live broadcast for a while, he was so disgusted that he even killed Brother Mai Jiezi in a game of goose and duck.

结果
Others were directly numbed by Brother Eggplant's cry to the grave!

It seems like I am crying a very new kind of grave!
Those who didn’t know thought they were gone~
This scene was played out among the anchors of Douyu's major anchors at the same time.

At this time, Lu Zhe was still interacting with fans and friends.

But soon, he discovered something was wrong.
On Sunday afternoon, when most people take a nap, why did the number of people in the live broadcast room show an explosive growth? ? ?
The small flame in the upper right corner, representing popularity, suddenly exploded at an alarming rate.

Sudden.

Reminders flashed on the screen.

"Da Sima comes to check the ward!"

"PDD is here to check the ward!"

"Brother Eggplant is here to check the ward!"

"The little girl is here to check the ward!"

"Zhou Shuyi is here to check the ward!"

The water friends in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room were stunned!
Immediately afterwards, the army of fans from major anchors also arrived! ! !
In just a few minutes, the number of people in the live broadcast room suddenly surged to 600 million!

"Damn it, why are all the big anchors here? What's going on?"

"I'm so awesome! Brother Lu is making noodles!!!!!"

"I'm going~ I just did some calculations, all the big anchors of Douyu are here??? It's Chinese New Year???"

"So many people? This is my first time! Damn it!"

"Awesome, I have witnessed history~"

At this moment, Yang Mi's trumpet is also paying attention to the developments in the live broadcast room.

Although she is also an artist in the entertainment industry, she is very disdainful of Li Haodang's practice of apologizing live and accepting gifts!

It’s just that she can’t complain directly!
So, in order to support Lu Zhe.

Yang Mi's white fingers pressed on the screen ten times in succession.

next second.

Lu Zhe's live broadcast room was immediately immersed in a red-hot atmosphere.

One after another, huge and exquisite spaceships slowly flew out.

System loudspeaker: [Ding~ Congratulations to Lu Zhe, for receiving a spaceship reward from fans with "tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!Thank you "啾米啾米啾米" for your support! 】

System loudspeaker: [Ding~ Congratulations to Lu Zhe, for receiving a spaceship reward from fans with "tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!Thank you "啾米啾米啾米" for your support! 】

System speaker: [Ding
Ten spaceships connected! ! !

Watching the combo of ten spaceships being thrown out and successfully reaching the top of the list, the water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately shocked!
"Fuck!"

"I said holy shit!!!"

"Ten spaceships? 50000 yuan? Just ten times gone?"

"Unbelievable, this is a spaceship, not a free likes combo!!!"

Lu Zhe looked at it and was a little shocked.

Smiling at the big screen, he thanked:
"Thank you [Jiu Mi Jiu Mi Jiu Mi] for the spaceship, thank you, thank you."

“Thank you [啾米啾米啾米], and I also want to thank all the water friends who came to my live broadcast room today. I understand everyone’s feelings!”

"Well, that's what I felt too!"

"Let me show you the craftsmanship passed down from generation to generation in my family!!!"

Yang Mi: "???"

What?
Only one generation passed down from ancestors?
Sing?

But, he doesn’t know who I am?

Moreover, why is it related to ancestral crafts?

and also?

What is an ancestral craft?
What ancestral skills can a single person have? ? ?
Just when Yang Mi’s mind was filled with thoughts about the astringent plot,
All the water friends opened their eyes wide, covered their mouths in disbelief, and thought about the confusing situation.

Lu Zhe first put the video of the black man carrying the coffin that he had prepared in the live broadcast room.

Everyone looks confused?
Black person?

What the hell?

What are they carrying?
Nima!

coffin?

"Lie down!"

Yang Mi opened her mouth and suddenly had nothing to say.
suddenly!

I saw Lu Zhe take out a small suona! ! !

He looked straight into the camera and said:

“I am an ancestral suona craftsman!!!”

"As soon as the suona sounds, "Black Man Carrying the Coffin", one-stop service from prison to burial~"

(End of this chapter)