Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 46: When a person takes a shower at home, bad luck comes to his door!

Chapter 46: When you take a shower at home, bad luck will come to your door! (Please ask for rewards, monthly votes, and recommendation votes!)
Bathroom of Guomao International Apartment.

Lu Zhe stood under the showerhead, enjoying the impact of the strong torrent. The warm rain and dew washed over his body and flowed down his strong muscles. He listened to the continuous collection of emotional values ​​​​in his mind, and couldn't help but think of another one. 500 million is about to arrive.

I couldn't help but hum a little tune in a happy mood.

suddenly!

"Ding dong~~"

who?Is it express delivery from the property?

Lu Zhe thought about ignoring it.

But the doorbell kept ringing in series.
"Ding dong~~ ding dong~~"

He casually tied a white bath towel around his waist and hurried to open the door!
Open the door.
Lu Zhe was stunned for a moment!
There are actually Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei outside the door?

Zhou Shuyi: "Fuck!!!"

Little girl: "!!!"

I saw Lu Zhe's wet rags scattered around, with water droplets still dripping from the ends of his hair. The water droplets on his upper body had not been completely dried, and flowed down along the direction of the skin texture.

With a sexy, casual and comfortable look, the scene of surging hormones, and the adrenaline that is directly igniting suddenly surges to the top! ! !

Lu Zhe didn't have time to ask what they were doing here.

A series of loud screams were heard from Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei in an instant.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Pervert ahhhhhhh!!!"

Lu Zhe rolled his eyes speechlessly, plugged his ears, and said:

"Hey, hey, hey~~ This is my home! If you want to scream loudly, I'll scream too, okay?"

Lu Zhe's angular face, coupled with his well-proportioned and slender muscles, a typical muscle type that looks thin when dressed and muscular when undressed, is only wearing a white bath towel at this moment? !

Seeing only a white bath towel, Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei were stunned by this scene! ! !
next second!
"puff!"

Zhou Shuyi's nosebleeds appeared to be spraying!
The silly little girl stood behind Zhou Shuyi and stuck her head out. Two red nosebleeds as thick as caterpillars were slowly flowing down under her nose! ! !
It is clear.
The two women were so pure and strong in male hormones that their noses started to bleed! ! !

Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei seemed to be struck by lightning, and they remained in the same position and were stunned on the spot.

Their pupils shrank slightly, and their delicate and beautiful faces were dull.

Lu Zhe glanced at the door speechlessly like a tram idiot, "Do you want to come in or not?"

Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei didn't seem to hear. They stared directly at Lu Zhe's figure. Their minds were filled with pictures of Lu Zhe's figure frame by frame. The two gradually blushed and their eyes blurred.
Their mood at this moment cannot be described with simple adjectives. They are shocked, surprised, happy, excited, surprised, ecstatic, excited. All kinds of emotions are rolling around.

Seeing that the two women's nosebleeds were not stopping, and their faces were getting redder as they got older, Lu Zhe silently put a pack of tissues on each of their hands, shrugged and said, "I'm going to change clothes. If you want to come in, come in. If you don't want to, just come in." Close the door for me."

Afterwards, he left Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei behind and walked into the cloakroom to get dressed.

While changing his clothes, Lu Zhe shook his head speechlessly and helplessly, muttering in a low voice: "Damn it! It seems that the unlucky sequelae of the prophetic singer have just begun."

After changing clothes and going out, Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei kept wiping the nosebleeds on their faces in front of the mirror.

Seeing Lu Zhe coming over, Little Girl Dai felt a little weak and quickly explained: "Well, we are here today because we have business with you!"

Zhou Shuyi spoke eloquently and said a lot: "Who knew you, a gangster, would take a bath at home!"

"Did you do it on purpose? You were just waiting for us to come up, so you were just showing off, right?"

Dai Xiaomei was behind her, nodding her head and echoing: "That's right! You are so unruly, and you are so unruly at home, huh!"

Lu Zhe put his hands in his pockets, shrugged and said:

"What are you two doing here?"

"Come to my place as a maid?"

“Or fix the water pipes or fix the air conditioner?”

Zhou Shuyi suddenly became energetic: "I see you are thinking about shit!"

"No problem, I'll satisfy you, and you'll eat my farts!" Lu Zhe replied with a playful smile.

Seeing Lu Zhe's playful smile, Zhou Shuyi raised her eyebrows and got straight to the point:
"One of your songs has sold 1000 million yuan. Do you want to treat us to dinner and apologize?"

Lu Zhe's face was expressionless, and he came closer to Zhou Shuyi, teasing in an ambiguous tone: "Sister Zhou, you said you are not beautiful, but you think you are quite beautiful!"

When Zhou Shuyi heard this, she immediately thought of the song "The Ugly".

He was so angry that he collapsed, but he forced himself to calm down, "You have been teasing us both in the live broadcast room every time, and you even made me a prostitute for nothing, which was super popular. Shouldn't you apologize and treat us to a meal?"

When Lu Zhe heard this, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly: "Apologise."

After pondering for a moment, he tilted his lips and said with a smile: "Are you treating me to dinner and this matter will be over?"

When Zhou Shuyi heard this, she poked the silent little girl behind her and said, "That's okay, what do you think? Dumb?"

"Yeah, brother, you're right! It's all your fault for singing "Taiping" last time, which made me almost crazy." Dai Xiaomei nodded heavily twice, looking a little cute.

"Okay, since you really want to eat, then let's eat~~"

"But you have to agree that you won't blame me again after eating, and don't babble anymore~~"

Zhou Shutai's expression changed slightly, and she looked at the little girl with a suspicious look.

Has this guy changed his gender?

Lu Zhe also noticed the suspicious look, and explained in a sincere tone:

"I apologize to you for everything I did before! I really mean it!"

Dai Xiaomei asked cautiously: "You're treating us, what can we eat?"

Lu Zhe's attitude was sincere, he blinked his eyes and said softly:
"Yup!"

"Eat whatever you want!"

“Absolutely enough control!!!”

Only then did Zhou Shuyi's lips curl up: "That's pretty much it. If you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no greater good!"

Who knows.

Lu Zhe's next sentence: "I'm talking about Sister Zhou!!!"

"Do you want to go back and touch up your makeup? Your nosebleeds are all over your clothes! Do you think you look like a woman? You're so ugly~~"

Zhou Shuyi: "."

Lu Zhe continued: "Little girl, you still have two blood marks under your nose."

"But back to the topic, let's be honest, do you really have an A? I think your A- is about the same!"

Little girl: "."

Three seconds later, Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei shouted in unison:
"roll!!!"

Then, the two men slammed the door and left in anger.

Lu Zhe put his hands in his pockets and shouted proudly at the door: "I'll give you half an hour, I'll wait for you in the lobby on the first floor!"

"By the way~~Zhou Shuyi, you drive!"

Zhou Shuyi waited for the elevator and shouted back angrily:

"A normal man!"

"Hetui~~ Let me die~~"

The two of them crossed their hands on their chests, glared at Lu Zhe one after another, and entered the elevator angrily.

After Zhou Shuyi entered her home, she quickly took the time to fix her makeup, clothes and hairstyle.

Five 10 minutes later.

Zhou Shuyi wears a black fitted tight tube top on her upper body and a pair of military green overalls on her lower body. She looks cool and trendy.

In addition to being handsome, he also reveals a little bit of sex appeal. His white and slender waist actually has two mermaid lines, making him very dynamic and beautiful.

Zhou Shuyi took a deep breath in the mirror, with a look of anger on her pretty face: "Lu Zhe, you old man, I have to eat up my super hotness today!"

After muttering these words, he ran to the drawer, took out a small bottle of anti-wolf spray, and said angrily:
"Humph!"

"If you dare to do something bad to my third brother and me, I will let you eat the pepper spray~~"

the other side.

After the little girl comes home.

I washed my face first, and after double-checking that there were no blood stains from nosebleeds on my face, I started to dress up delicately.

She chose a JK skirt and a fitted white shirt.

The cute and playful image is perfectly displayed.

After putting it on, show it off in front of the mirror.After seeing that her legs were not long enough, she put on a pair of high-heeled casual leather shoes.

Facing the mirror, he flicked the two pieces of his penis and said with a displeased and angry expression: "You brat, if you dare to make fun of me again, watch how I tear you apart in a moment!!!"

At the same time, he also took out a can of pink anti-wolf spray from the drawer and put it into his bag.

Then he stepped on high heels and walked out calmly and peacefully.

She was really puzzled and wanted to take a look at Lu Zhe's head: "Why is he willing to trick me so much?"

"Shouldn't a beautiful little fairy like me be taken good care of?"

"Oh~~~Going out with a woman is really troublesome!"

"We agreed to see you in half an hour, but now it's been an hour and there's still no sign of anyone!" Lu Zhe raised his wrist and looked at his phone again, complaining helplessly.

Just when he was sitting bored in the lobby waiting for Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei.

Lu Zhe received a call from an unknown number.

"Hello. Who is this?"

"Wai, are you Mr. Wang?" A broken Mandarin voice came from the other end of the phone.

"No, you made a typo! I'm Mr. Huang, not Mr. Wang! You don't know the difference between Wang and Huang, buddy~~"

When Lu Zhe heard this accent, he immediately became interested.

Start talking nonsense seriously.

"Uh-huh. Uh-huh, it's just you, that Mr. Huang, I'm just looking for you!"

"I am a police officer from the Sanbengzi Subdistrict Police Department of ZK City. We have received a document from you to assist in the investigation. We need you to come here with your ID card!"

"Wow! My sister has participated in some kind of investigation recently. I just booked a plane ticket on Ctrip! No, is this illegal?"

"Be serious, Mr. Teng! This is a very serious issue. You need to cooperate with us to help investigate the documents! How long will it take for you to come here?"

"Is this serious for Ctrip, or for me?"

"Assisted investigation! Just don't always talk to me about your Ctrip and so on here. What I'm talking to you about now is the issue of assisted investigation. There are several related issues that I need to check with you!!!"

"No, what are you verifying? Now I understand that the key is!"

"Is it because I killed someone?"

Lu Zhe opened his mouth and said whatever came to mind~~
"Huh??? Did you kill someone?"

The liar's tone changed, he was obviously taken aback, and he became curious and gossipy.

"Is it about killing someone?"

Lu Zhe's tone became more serious, and he followed closely and asked again and again: "No, how did you know?"

"Who did you kill? Tell me quickly!"

The liar started to gossip and asked again and again.

"I killed my wife and put it in the refrigerator!"

Lu Zhe was almost laughing out loud, and he still had to hold back his laughter and adopt a bold tone!

"Mr. Huang, why do you hate your wife so much? Does she have a mistress outside?"

Liar fuels the burning spirit of gossip.

"Don't you all know? Why are you still asking me?" Lu Zhe asked.

"The case you are talking about is not something I want to tell you, but Mr. Huang, why did you kill her?!" The liar was very gossipy and pursued her, "Did you dismember her?"

The liar even made up a bloody plot on his own, and continued to gossip and asked:
"I said you hate her so much. Did she cheat on you?"

"Spending your wallet on a pretty boy?"

"Did you find out that the child is not yours??!"

"Woman, no matter how angry you are, you can't dismember her."

Before the liar finished persuading him, Lu Zhe interrupted directly, his tone pretending to be fierce, and said:
"Officer, if you call me again, I will kill you and put your body parts in the freezer, and let you be my wife's neighbor!!!"

"Ah, ah, don't, don't scare me, Brother Wang, I won't be able to sleep at night!"

"If you kill her, you can't kill me~~"

The liar on the other end was already frightened, and even had a trembling voice.

"A convenient thing."

beep~
Before he finished speaking, there was a busy signal on the phone.

Lu Zhe glanced at the phone and couldn't help but cursed:
"Made, did you die so soon?"

"No, are all scammers so unprofessional these days?"

"Why aren't you curling up at all?"

"Oh~~Don't you need to be shocked with an electric baton if you can't complete your achievements now???"

"so boring!!!"

Bored, Lu Zhe simply asked about the system.

"System, what is today's task?"

【Ding!Announcement of today’s system task: Ask the host to start a live broadcast on any platform, and randomly activate and defeat two people! 】

Defeat two people?

Lu Zhe frowned slightly and thought.

At this moment, Zhou Shuyi drove her big white G, stopped at the door of the apartment and honked the horn twice.

Lu Zhe raised his eyes and looked up.

Beautiful cars and beauties!
Still two beauties! !

Hey~~Yes!

Lu Zhe made up his mind and walked over. He saw the little girl sitting obediently in the back seat and actually let the co-pilot out.

Smiling slightly, Youyou got into the passenger seat, looked around the car, and deliberately pinched his throat:

"Sister Rich Woman~~Hungry~~Food~~"

Zhou Shuyi was so disgusted that she almost vomited out. Lu Zhe said with a strange yin and yang aura:

"It's disgusting, isn't it? You, a top second-generation rich man, are tired of being a top-notch rich second generation, so you come out to adjust your life and do live broadcasts pretending to be poor and asking for rewards, right?"

"Low-key and pretend to be a common people, right?"

Zhou Shuyi deliberately teased Lu Zhe. Who told him to take advantage of her before?

Sometimes women’s minds are smaller than the eye of a needle, and they still hold grudges!

"Are you a Scorpio? Are you so vindictive?"

Zhou Shuyi snorted.

"Humph~~"

"Slender dog~~ Do you dare to come up?"

Lu Zhe pretended not to hear, took a long step, and got into the passenger seat: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that you will eat me? I am also a Scorpio, how about we compare who has better endurance in bed?"

Zhou Shuyi rolled her eyes.Fighted over
Lu Zhe shrugged: "Is there a possibility that I am poor? Look~~ I don't even have money to buy a big G!"

"roll roll roll!"

“Stop disgusting me~~”

Zhou Shuyi quickly smiled and cursed.

"Where are we going now?" Lu Zhe glanced at the navigation and asked.

"SKP~~" Zhou Shuyi said lightly.

"puff!"

"Old woman, you are planning to be a trap!"

The black line on Lu Zhe's head.

Who in China doesn’t know that the things in Jiangcheng SPK Mall are the most expensive and top-notch?

Even the restaurant is really expensive. It only rips off the rich, never the ordinary people!
"Tsk, tsk, tsk~~The talented man from China is crying about poverty~~If you want to escape, there is no way!" Zhou Shuyi complained.

He kicked the accelerator and flew directly out.

(End of this chapter)