Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 50 Whoring the teacher, smoking in reverse~
Chapter 50: Prostitute teacher, smoke in reverse~ (Please give me rewards, monthly tickets, and recommendation votes!)
Lu Zhe’s live broadcast room:

"Hey, my stomach is starting to feel uncomfortable again. I really can't bear to wait for Lu Zhe to settle the score today, so I'll leave first."

"Second brother, do you want me to send you some more stomach medicine?"

"No, no, no, I just took another one. It must have worked. I keep making huge and ugly farts."

Zhou Shuyi is as nervous as ever, carefree and typical of a tomboy.

"Wait until I recharge my energy and my energy is strong before I kill him!!!"

As soon as she said this, Zhou Shuyi quickly went offline.
In front of me, another Douyu anchor left, and the water friends in the live broadcast room came up with ideas~~
"Princess Taiping~ You should have the contact information of the sixth anchor, right? Otherwise, are you going to scold him? I want you to go live online as soon as possible???"

"That's right, let me get in touch~"

"I watched the video of him fucking you and Sister Zhou at noon. It's really too much! I'm sure you won't be relieved if you don't even scold him~~Hurry up and call Lao Liu for us~We are willing to stand From your side, we strongly condemn the dog anchor!”

The silly little girl looked at a group of melon-eating friends who were watching the fun and didn't mind it, and said:
"My aunt really doesn't want to argue with this kind of person! Otherwise, I would have called him all the time and you would not be able to eat well or sleep well!!! I want revenge, but I am not in a hurry~~"

"Princess Taiping, your brain is really just like yours~~ There is no gap at all. What are you talking about?"

"Really~ Honey, we can't bear that old six, okay? The combined IQs of you and Sister Zhou are not enough to defeat that old six~ Why bother?"

"To be honest, I just want to see them both being tortured by Brother Lu~~ The more miserable they are, the happier I am~~"

“Damn it, bro~ I’m the same way, there’s no problem with paying~~”

"+1, hahahaha~"

Lu Zhe’s live broadcast room,

Now there are more than 20 water friends online.

Just a group of water friends and a silly girl were chatting with each other.

The screen suddenly shook!
Bright! ! !

A long-lost voice sounded: "Babys, I miss you so much~~~"

"Damn it, Damn Six is ​​finally here, I'm ready to take a shower!"

"Can you set a time for the live broadcast to be broadcast on time in the future? I'm waiting for you with stars in my eyes. It's really harder than it is for my girlfriend to put on makeup~~"

"Here, dude upstairs, aren't you afraid that your girlfriend will see you? Do you want to be beaten?"

"Strongly request the anchor to set a time to broadcast on time!"

"That's right, reconsideration!"

"Strong +10086~~"

"Dog anchor, don't leave! I'm going to kill you!!!"

At this time, Zhou Shuyi descended from the sky and came out with a domineering momentum that immediately silenced everyone else in the live broadcast room and drew all their attention to the duel between herself and Lu Zhe.

Unexpectedly, Lu Zhe didn't accept the move at all.

Instead, he shouted in the live broadcast room: "New family members, click on the upper right corner to follow~~"

"I won't sing in the live broadcast room tonight. I will attend the PDD fan club later. Anyway, it's not my turn yet, so I'll just come and chat with everyone~ If you have experiences, talk about experiences, and if you have past events, talk about past events~"

"As for Baozi who wants to customize a song for himself, if you are willing, I will sing it too, but it will have to be later~"

Lu Zhe explained truthfully.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also a little surprised.

"Ah? The host participated in the PDD fan club? Oh my god, it was a scene where gods fight~~Are you confident, host?"

"Look what you said, once my Brother Lu enters the scene, he must not stir up a ripple of spring water~~"

"Oh no~~This is interesting~~Can the anchor bring the story to PDD to sing? I have a lot of things on my mind that I want to tell!"

"I'm right, me too, I've been having a lot of troubles lately, ugh~"

"Anchor, if you say this, I will be interested! I will definitely support you in joining the PDD fan club~~"

In the live broadcast room, people started to tell their stories and experiences one after another.

Or it’s the personal experience of one’s own family!

Or it is a personal experience of a "friend", for example: the wife ran away with someone, and the child was no longer wanted.
Another example: Suddenly discovering that the child is born with color weakness is not because of his bad genes, but because the child is not his at all.
There was also a silly little girl in the middle: "Dog anchor, you#@￥%#@￥￥%#" strongly condemned her for taking advantage of her at noon.
There is also Zhou Shuyi's roar: "Stupid Lu Zhe, you not only owe me a song now, you also owe me a big meal!!!"

"Scumbag! When will you repay me?"

Lu Zhe turned a blind eye~
This became so popular hundreds of years ago, what do you want to do?

Brother has long seen through the love between you two~~
The reason why Lu Zhe doesn't want to sing for Zhou Shuyi anymore is simply because the content of the whole activity is very different~
So, he felt bored~
At this moment, he just wants to find some new inspiration stories~
Then sing a different new song~
Use the platform of PDD Fan Club to dig out some new "leeks" and cut them~~
Of course~
"leeks" are commonly known as "potential customers"~~
Yang Mi, who was lying on the big bed wearing a sexy lace suspender belt, was also watching Lu Zhe's live broadcast. She typed a string of words quietly and prepared to customize a song.

There have been rumors recently about her smelly feet, and I don't know who the little guy or competitor is responsible for it.
It's not a big deal, but it's disgusting.
It made her even a little suspicious.
So, she held up her white and thin feet again and smelled them~
It’s tasteless~
How can you say that my teaching is bad?
Feeling depressed, she wanted to order a song that made her feel happy and have fun with a young, talented and handsome guy~~
I haven’t had time to send out the edited text yet.

As a result, Lu Zhe read out a barrage:
Classmate Xiao Luo: "Hello, brother Lu Zhe, I am a junior high school student. I am ashamed to say that I am not a good student and my academic performance is also very poor. Today my class teacher came to me and told me not to take the high school entrance examination. He said that my participation in the high school entrance examination would lower the class's admission rate and have a bad impact on him and the class! I know that I look ugly and my grades are not good, so my parents don't like me. They prefer my brother and sister. .I can’t change my appearance, it was just given to me by nature, but I have tried hard to study but it’s still not good. I really can’t figure out why the world is so cruel to me? I don’t have money to reward it, it’s just a tree hole. "

This barrage contained too much information, so Lu Zhe frowned slightly as he finished reading it.

It’s not a bloody love story, it’s not about cheating on someone, it’s not about the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, it’s not about whether to feed the child at night.
This barrage is very long. It is obvious that the little boy used Lu Zhe’s live broadcast room as a tree hole.

There are too many people here, and the barrage speed is so fast that you can’t even see who posted what?
Therefore, this has become a tree hole for helpless and disappointed people. No one will deliberately pay attention to the loss and helplessness of a little man!

This is a place where it’s too easy to hide your scars perfectly~
But, Lu Zhe saw it.

So he read it out
As Lu Zhe read word for word, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly decreased visibly to the naked eye.

Everyone is listening attentively.

It wasn't until a while after I finished reading that the barrage in the live broadcast room became lively again.

"Anchor, why don't you customize a song for this little boy to encourage him? I'll cover the cost of his song. I'm also a first-time parent. I think the child is really pitiful~~"

"I pay for it, I pay for it. I can sympathize with this brother's sadness and disappointment. I paid for the custom music~"

"These parents are really damned. They are all their own children. Why don't they like and ignore them just because of their appearance and study? And that teacher, what qualifications does he have to tell students not to take the high school entrance examination? If he doesn't take the exam, what will happen in the future? manage???"

"I know a psychiatrist, kid~ I want to help you! You still have a long life, don't give up and be disappointed just because of this little thing!"

"Yes, life is your own, don't feel sad because of other people's negation!!!"

Lu Zhe stared at the screen for a long time without speaking.

He is meditating, he is thinking about the problems behind it!
After pondering for a moment, he said to the audience in the live broadcast room:

"The song I'm going to sing next will be sung at the PDD fan club, but don't argue anymore about whether you paid for it or he paid for it. I won't accept the money from anyone!"

Yang Mi in front of the screen raised her head and touched the tears from the corners of her eyes, and whispered in a crying voice:
"Oh~ I haven't seen my little glutinous rice for a long time~~"

"Huh? What's wrong with me?"

"He hasn't even sung yet, and I'm already crying? What's going on with me lately?"

"Bah liu~ba liu~" The little girl used a tissue to pinch her little nose hard to save snot~
"You are the sixth old man."

"Why am I still crying?"

"Oh~~This little boy is so pitiful, oooooooooo~"

Lu Zhe saw that the live broadcast room finally stopped rushing to pay.

Ask again:

"Sister Zhou, how about your customized song next time???"

Zhou Shuyi nodded like a rattle at this moment~
"I have to~ Next time, next time, I'm not in a hurry. I'll arrange songs for the children first~~"

"But don't run away from me again!!!"

Yang Mi watched the conversation in the live broadcast room and fell into confusion for a moment.
Let’s talk about this human dog~
He is so good now!
Say hello to this person~
He sometimes owes it more than anyone else!
Is this person suffering from schizophrenia?

at the same time.

PDD read the serial number: "Please invite our next player to play!"

The PDD head is bigger now.

The great masters who appeared later all showed their special skills. It is no surprise to say that it is a fight between gods!
I saw that there were not many players behind me.

The big stone in PDD's heart finally fell.

The great masters should have almost finished singing, right?
There must be amateurs in the back~~
I have heard so many singing skills of gods fighting before, how can it be so amazing later? ? ?

The host said in a straight tone:

"We invite our next contestant, Lu Zhe!"

"What he brought is an original song "Carrot Beards"!"

As soon as these words came out, PDD was shocked!

Adrenaline suddenly surged, and in a hurry, the cigarette that was still in his mouth fell to the ground.
Then he hurriedly picked it up again, and the result was...
Without even looking at the burning cigarette, he picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth!

"Ow~~~"

A pig-killing howl!
Damn it~ all the water friends and fans were stunned.

PDD actually smokes in reverse?

The cigarette burnt him so hard that he grinned and quickly covered his mouth, his face turned red and he was in pain.

Zhang Binbing was frightened by PDD's series of sexy operations.

He quickly asked: "Teacher whoring, what's wrong with you?"

I saw PDD picking up a bottle of mineral water next to him and taking a few big sips.

"I stepped on my horse to pick up the cigarette and put the burning end directly into my mouth!"

As soon as this was said, the whole audience burst into laughter!
The effect of this live broadcast is explosive, and its forward-looking level even surpasses Li Toyota!

As the saying goes~
First there was Liu Mou and then there was Tian, ​​a smoking contest with the gods in reverse!
PDD glanced at Lu Zhe, the banished immortal.

After not seeing Lu Zhe for many days, he still has a delicate face, his eyes are deep and bright, and his soft black hair is swept across his forehead, showing the youthful sunshine.

"Ahem~Long time no see, Lu Zhe~"

"Long time no see, Mr. Prostitute, good evening~" he replied politely.

"Lu Zhe, I have listened to your subsequent songs "Mountains and Rivers" and "Compendium of Materia Medica". I really like them. They are awesome!"

Lu Zhe came over to sing. He had brought millions of fans here, and his previous songs were also very popular. When the prostitute teacher mentioned "Mountains and Rivers Pictures" and "Compendium of Materia Medica", almost all water fans Everyone knows who he is!

PDD knew what he was talking about, but he still asked the usual opening sentence.

"Are you a water lover or a professional singer?"

Lu Zhe smiled crookedly, Dragon King is online~
"This must be a water friend!"

"You are a water friend again, right~ Well, let me ask you, which of my live broadcasts are you most impressed by?"

Lu Zhe opened his mouth and said, "I've always wanted to ask the prostitute teacher, should you burn it with boiling water or cigarette butts?"

"puff!"

As soon as these words came out, PDD, who had just taken another sip of mineral water, froze and gushed out!

As soon as this scene came out, the whole audience was stunned for a moment!
Then he burst out laughing!

PDD reacted, wiping the saliva from the corners of his mouth, neck, and chest, and laughed speechlessly again.

"Okay, okay~ You are a real fan! If you are not a fan, who is a fan?!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Damn it, is Lu Zhe so funny? He's so funny that he doesn't even know how to have sex with the teacher anymore, hahahahahaha~"

"Dude, you're laughing so hard at me. If you can't, I'm going to pay attention to him~~"

"PDD: Don't ask! Asking will make my mouth hurt the most!!!"

"Smile to get rich, this whole life is not embarrassing, hahahaha~"

"I'm really looking forward to his new song!!! It's great, Lu Zhe also came to participate in the PDD fan club~ This is exciting~~~"

"Can't he sing better than Hua Chenyu? If he sings better than him, he will be embarrassed!"

"Looking forward to it, this is really a fight between gods~~~"

PDD adjusted his mood and said seriously:
"Lu Zhe, please start your singing!"

Lu Zhe nodded and said:

"OK~ You can play the accompaniment now!"

He had already imported the accompaniment of "Carrot Beard" from the system and sent it to the staff.

Gradually.

The live broadcast room began to quiet down.

The live broadcast room, which was originally noisy and lively like a vegetable market, gradually became quiet.

All water friends are quietly waiting for the prelude of Lu Zhe's "Carrot Beard" to start broadcasting!
And it’s an original song! ! !
PDD turned up the volume of the speakers a little louder. This was no better than some pure water friends before, who really dared to sing, and his ears were tortured and destroyed for a time~
But Lu Zhe is different. He has seen Lu Zhe's strength and is completely sure of his original song ability!
After turning up the volume, he slumped down on the e-sports chair, switched his cigarette to an e-cigarette, and smoked leisurely.

Zhang Binbing sat next to him very handsomely, quietly waiting for the song to start~
suddenly!

A chromatic melody line with a very Western color, creatively integrated into the tango rhythm, naturally exudes an exotic melody under the echo of the accordion and saxophone.

The prelude of just a few seconds is enough to make the entire music style immediately exude a strong exotic feel!
(End of this chapter)