Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 55 Primary School Student: Our lives are also our lives!
The barrage in the live broadcast room was like a flood.

Netizens posted various answers.

There were also many melon-eaters watching the grand event in the live broadcast room with joy and giggles.

Everyone especially wants to know what Xiaopangzhi and the other primary school students can come up with?

At this moment, I don't know which parent saw the principal and shouted loudly.

"Hey, principal, it's the principal! Principal, why are you here?"

As soon as these words came out, the parents and primary school students on the three floors inside and outside were immediately stunned, especially those primary school students who were unpacking the blind boxes and were so happy that they trembled their hands and hurriedly hid the blind boxes behind their backs.

A little timid, looking at the principal, he stammered and said in a milky voice:
"Hello, Uncle Principal~~"

Seeing that parents and students had noticed, the principal simply nodded and walked over.

When he came to Lu Zhe's stall, he knelt down and looked at it carefully, then picked it up and weighed it, then looked at Lu Zhe with a puzzled and shocked expression.

Lu Zhe didn't say anything. He was also wondering whether the principal's attitude was friendly or unfriendly.

I saw the principal looking around and touching here and there, and then pondered for a moment.

He came to Lu Zhe and whispered:

"Young man, tell me honestly, you..."

The principal didn't even finish his words. He paused and looked around subconsciously.

When Lu Zhe saw the serious look on the principal's face, he subconsciously felt nervous and swallowed his saliva.

The netizens in the live broadcast room also swallowed nervously.

What do you mean?
I have no idea what the principal is going to do?
The principal looked at the parents who had nosy faces and listened intently.

He pulled the nervous Lu Zhe aside and whispered.

"Young man, stop pretending!"

"I know that there is nothing Ultraman Tiga in that blind box, and there are no toys at all!"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Zhe was shocked on the spot!
Staring at the wise principal with big eyes, he was very surprised!
"What you have here is probably an exercise book plus a test paper, right?"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Zhe was dumbfounded.

"Hey, don't pretend. I've been touching those things for so many years. I can tell if they are papers or exercise books after weighing them a little!"

"Don't be surprised, I'll cooperate with you! The summer final exams are coming soon. If you do this, one will be picked out in a while, and I will cooperate with you!"

After saying that, the principal patted Lu Zhe on the shoulder and laughed twice.

It can be seen that the principal has a childlike innocence and sense of humor, and he does not object or resent Lu Zhe's doing this.

The principal's eyes were as bright as torches.

It can be seen that the principal has found something that interests the children, and he even draws inferences about other cases!
The principal is nothing less than a principal!
Lu Zhe nodded and couldn't help but give a big thumbs up in his heart!
"Holy shit, what's going on? The principal didn't drive Lu Zhe away even after meeting him, and even plotted a plan together?"

"Hahahahahaha, this, this, this, these primary school students are too miserable, right?"

"Suddenly I'm really looking forward to the next plot. Oh my god, I'm so excited!"

"Primary school student: You are arrogant! You are the only arrogant person! You don't care about our life or death, right!!!"

"I guess many primary school students were so angry tonight that they suddenly sat up from their beds and said loudly: "No, he's a fried cake, right?The co-principal is taking advantage of us? ""

"Hahahahahaha, I'm already getting excited, help!"

"I really want to make a fortune out of laughter. Is this a job that carbon-based organisms can do?"

"Primary school students: Our lives matter!"

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Lu Zhe and the principal walked back to the stall and said to the curious and surprised parents and primary school students eating melon in front of them:

"The principal will also participate in this activity and work with the children and parents on site to open the blind boxes!"

As soon as these words came out, the parents suddenly felt a lot more confident.

At this moment, the primary school students who got the blind box can’t wait.

Xiaopangzhi excitedly opened the box that wrapped the outer shell of the blind box.

They quickly removed the blind box shell from the package. Only then did everyone discover that there was another rectangular box inside.

Xiaopangzhi tore open the paper box bit by bit and slowly peeled off his veil.

Excited heart, shaking hands!

What comes into view is a package of exquisite printed paper.

He suddenly had the feeling that he would be the big winner on the primary school campus in the next second.

With trembling hands, he slowly pulled away a corner of the wrapping paper, revealing a few lines of words.
suddenly!

His eyelids twitched a few times.

"Oops."

The enthusiasm and surprise in his eyes disappeared instantly!
However, Lu Zhe's live broadcast room fell into unusual silence.

Everyone held their breath and watched the next move of Little Fatty Paper quietly.

When the little fat paper tore the wrapping paper apart bit by bit.

The sand sculpture friends in the live broadcast room are all quiet!
There is actually a horse riding in the blind box.
exercise book? ! ! !

A thick stack of exercise books for Chinese, mathematics, and English subjects! ! !

Five seconds later, the barrage was like a waterfall pouring down three thousand feet, and the live broadcast room exploded!
"Damn it! Anchor, you are so confused that you can't write a human character, right?"

"Let me go, you are really not a human being as an anchor!!! Hahahahahaha!"

"It's against the sky! Damn it, it's too much!"

"Primary school student: No, you are a cake maker!!!"

"Fuck me, I don't understand, but I'm shocked! I'm so stupid, how can I play with a child like this???"

"Fuck, hahahahahaha, anchor, you are really wicked! I'm going to die laughing!"

"Primary school student: So our lives are not our lives?"

"Little Fat Paper is so pitiful. His grandma insisted on pulling him away, but he refused to leave. It's all good now. He doesn't have to go anywhere to play during the summer vacation, hahahahaha!"

"There is a hint of stupidity in the clear eyes! Hahahahahaha!"

Just when Xiaopangzhi held a stack of exercise books and stayed there for a long time without reacting.

The principal held the mobile phone and pretended to cough twice:
"Ahem, congratulations to this kid on getting a set of exercise books!"

"I have one more thing to announce next."

"The final is coming soon, and our blind box drawing is also linked to the final exam!"

Hearing this, Xiao Pangzhi raised his head with dull eyes and looked at the principal in front of him hopefully.

He couldn't help but think: 'Did all my luck go to the principal's blind box? '

His chubby little face was trembling, and his eyes were full of anticipation and disbelief!

"We will give you the lowest score of the final math test ten times, plus a physical test and a full sports package!!!"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Pangzhi was dumbfounded!

What the hell! ! !

He couldn't believe it at all!
The blind box I opened was not only Ultraman Tiga!

Even my favorite Spider-Man!

Toy water gun!
Not even a toy car was driven out!

But a set of Chinese, mathematics, and English exercise books? !
In addition, in the upcoming summer final exam, he has the worst score in mathematics, taking it ten times? ! ! !

Ten times!
And the sport he hates the most!
Physical test full sports package! ! !
He looked at the principal in disbelief and said weakly and tremblingly:

"Principal of the school, do you mean doing a math paper ten times?"

The principal said with a sly and wise smile:

“Do ten different papers!!!”

As soon as the principal said this.

Little Fatty is about to go crazy
Wasn't this big brother singing good songs for children like them last night?
Why is brother Lu Zhe like this today?

What he wants is Ultraman! ! !

He doesn’t like studying, let alone sports!He just likes Ultraman Tiga and eating delicious food!

How did this, this, all of this come to be like this?
Obviously I agreed before that I was 100% a winner!

"Brother Lu Zhe! You lied to me, wuwuwuwu!"

"Kid, I didn't say it was 100% Ultraman Tiga." Lu Zhe said with a smirk on his face.

Little Fatty was dumbfounded!

His expression kept changing, shocked, dumbfounded, sad, depressed and horrified!

The expressions are constantly changing, and various complex emotions appear on the face of an eight-year-old primary school student at the same time? !
All he wants is an Ultraman Tiga figure!

instead of.
"Wow!!!!!"

The little fat boy was stunned and burst into tears, but the old lady laughed out loud and said:

"Hey, dear, what you want to buy is the exercise book? Hahahahahaha, okay, okay, how many more copies should I buy?"

"You are determined to smoke this! You can't blame me!"

Little Fatty said while crying:
"I don't want this, I want Ultraman Tiga, woo woo woo. I would rather have nothing in the blind box than exercise books and ten math tests and physical education tests!"

As soon as Xiao Pangzhi said these crying words, the faces of the surrounding children immediately turned pale.

But the parents or grandparents around the children were laughing very happily!
All the Yahuazi laughed out loud. While the primary school students were still immersed in the situation and did not understand the whole situation, they quickly said:

"Come on, honey, let's quickly take apart the blind box you chose and take a look."

"Open the blind box, quickly open the blind box! Grandpa can't wait to see it."

“Boss, I’m going to buy a blind box for my kid, hahahaha, this blind box looks like a good thing!”

"Baby, mommy will buy you a blind box too! Oh, no! Then boss, I'll give you two blind boxes!"

"What? You didn't do well in this exam again? Boss, help me get some blind boxes!"

soon.

The next blind box was opened directly by a tall and thin boy who was a bit careless and naughty.

There is no Ultraman Tiga whom he misses so much.

There is no Iron Man who is full of expectations!
Not even a toy gun appears!
There is only one set of test papers!
"Complete Collection of Mock Test Papers for Fifth Grade Elementary School"!
The tall and thin student read the test paper again and again!

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief and was stunned!

The principal couldn't help but step forward and take a look.

The test papers of the People's Education Press include Chinese, mathematics, and English. Test papers from first grade to fifth grade!
It’s complete enough, it’s complete enough, it’s really enough!
The principal was also confused. He didn't expect that it would be really fun to play in this era!

Is this so popular?
He nodded thoughtfully, feeling secretly happy in his heart.

Learned and learned again!
This is also arranged for students!

Then, the principal followed closely and said:

"Congratulations to this student for winning this year's ultimate hidden super prize!"

“Super Supreme VIP Family Bucket!!!”

The tall, thin male classmate still looked aggrieved and wanted to cry.

When I heard the principal's words, a burst of hope suddenly ignited in my heart!
Just like the "light of hope" radiated by the Diga Otters!
He raised his head, looking forward to the principal saying to him with starry eyes:

"This person will be exempted from all future exam prizes!"

As a result, the principal's next words made him petrified on the spot.

"Closed-book exam for all subjects!"

"VIP single examination room!"

"The principal, dean and 16 teachers of this grade!"

“720-degree surround-view premium invigilation service!”

"In addition, I will give you a super service item of sitting next to the podium!!!"

What the hell!

As soon as these words came out, the tall, thin and somewhat careless primary school student almost fainted.

He pinched Renzhong as hard as he could.

I thought angrily in my mind!

'Is this what you call the "Super Supreme VIP Family Bucket"? ! ! ! '

'no! '

'You guys are sick! '

The tall and thin male classmate’s eyes suddenly opened wide!

Looking at Lu Zhe, he felt like he was seeing a ghost!
"I don't want to study!"

“I don’t want to write a test paper!!!”

"Didn't I agree that it's a toy?"

The tall and thin man was crying with a sad face!
Today, he begged his dad for a long time to buy this blind box!
The most important thing is!

His father rarely came to pick him up from school, but his father, who was most afraid of him, saw a thick test book that had just been published and heard the principal's words!

Oh my God!
After returning home now, I don’t have to think about it anymore. Watching TV, playing on the computer, or just hanging out without doing homework is probably out of the question.

Maybe I’ll ask you to finish all the test papers when you get home tonight!

When he thought of this, he felt bad!

I threw the test paper down and was about to lose my temper and turn away.

His father came over with a killing look.

The tall and thin boy shook his head, picked up the paper obediently, saluted the principal again, and followed his father home obediently!
After the previous two blind box draws, other parents became more enthusiastic about buying blind boxes.

Some are not enough, buy two!
Parents who once viewed Lu Zhe as a liar scanned the code to buy blind boxes.

On the contrary, primary school students are unwilling to buy it!
The primary school students all cried and shouted:
"Brother Lu Zhe, you wrote songs for us well yesterday, and you are sending us test papers and exercises today? You are going too far! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

"Brother Lu Zhe, are you a devil???"

"Wow wow wow wow wow. So many test papers. Mom, don't buy it. Don't buy it. I don't want the blind box!"

“I can’t finish writing!!!”

“I can’t finish writing at all!!!!”

Just after another primary school student also took out a set of review questions, the primary school student held a large pile of review questions and said to Lu Zhe while crying:
"Brother Lu Zhe! I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors! When I grow up, I will definitely take revenge on you! Wuwuwuwu."

Singing to educate your parents to pay more attention to children's physical and mental education does not mean indulging you and making you lawless, imitate adults and reward anchors!
In order to prevent all children from giving him rewards in the future.

Lu Zhe is the sixth child!

He sold a bunch of children directly in front of the entire Internet!

I came directly to recruit people and cut my salary, so that you can give me gifts when you have time instead of doing homework!

The primary school students came happily and asked their parents to buy them.
As a result, everyone cried loudly and went home with a lot of study materials! ! !
The people in the live broadcast room were speechless when they saw this scene.

"Oh no, Lao Liu directly stunned the future flowers!!!"

"Every child comes here happy and leaves crying loudly! The anchor is really awesome, and the anchor is really going further and further on the road of not being a human being!"

"I'm laughing so hard, I'm really laughing to death! Don't tell me, don't tell me, this blind box method of producing test papers is really good!"

"Such a thick test paper, oh my god! Do you have to do it in the year of the monkey? Damn it, the anchor can come up with this method, does his brain have the brain of a normal person?"

"At first I thought the first one was the worst, but it turned out that the second one was the most suffocating! I'm not kidding!!!"

"I originally thought I couldn't accept the first one, but when I saw the second one, I suddenly thought the first one was pretty good, hahahahahaha."

"Get the lowest score after taking the math test ten times!!! Damn it, this is it. Repeat the grade!"

"The second one will just fail the exam. I was choked up when I heard this!"

"The ones upstairs are not just failing the class, they're probably going to fail directly!"

"Why do you think you elementary school students recruited him? It's better now! He deserves what he deserves. Alas, life is dangerous!!!"

"Damn it, you're not even letting primary school students go? Is the anchor a human being?"

(End of this chapter)