Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 58 Wait a minute. Lu Zhe is gone?

In front of the camera.

As usual, PDD was not wearing a casual T-shirt, but something more formal.

The e-cigarette he often held in his mouth was gone, and he was nowhere to be seen slumped on the gaming chair, with his body in a straight posture.

If something goes wrong with Eggplant this time, Brother Pig will be the judge.

Brother Zhu joked loudly when he saw PDD's unusually upright appearance.

"Teacher whoring, your opening remarks are not going to stick~"

"You can recite it so smoothly this time, maybe you have been practicing in private for a long time, right?"

PDD blushed and laughed like a pig in embarrassment.

"Pfft! Hahahaha."

Brother Zhu smiled and joked: "Honestly, Sassy Pig, are you famous now?"

"I just missed wearing my wedding suit!"

PDD smiled and waved his hand.

"Hahahaha, Brother Pig, you are new here. You don't know that my last game was really stressful!"

"Water fans are going crazy saying that this fan club is all professional except for the referee, who is not a professional."

"I obviously just wanted to have a water club and hang out for a long time, but I didn't expect so many gods to come to the last show!"

PDD sighed in disbelief and shook his head.

He really didn't expect the fan club to develop to this point!

And less than 10 minutes after it started broadcasting, the number of people online exceeded 500 million!
Just when he was stunned, the backend technician told him that so many new users were actually new accounts, and the first person followed by most of the accounts was Lu Zhe, and the second person was his PDD account!
It shows that most of these new users rarely watched live broadcasts before, but since the last song "Carrot Beard" caused a generally enthusiastic response from the public.After the official media forwarded the song and personally appealed to pay more attention to children's physical and mental health, many new fans downloaded the Douyu platform!

At this moment, someone from the official media might be watching the live broadcast room!
Who is not allowed to take this shit seriously, and who dares to fool around for a long time, pretending to be an e-cigarette?

"Ahem~that~"

"First of all, the number of people who advance remains unchanged. This game is still 30 out of 15!"

"Next, the professional tutor will still be our Hua Chenyu, Tutor Huahua!"

As soon as these words came out, the barrage prepared by Hua Chenyu's fan group rushed out like a flood.

"Huahua, Huahua! You are the best!"

"Brother Huahua~ I love you like a mouse loves rice!"

"I came to this music club just for brother Hua Chenyu. Brother, you are the best!"

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The corner of PDD's mouth twitched, when he saw that the good fan club was about to turn into Hua Chenyu's fan club.

He quickly announced: "The semi-finals of the first PDD Fans Club have officially begun!"

After the words fell, the barrage scrolled wildly.

The host also officially went online and said: "Contestants, please note that the order of appearance has been sent to your mobile phone via text message. Please sing in order according to the serial number!"

"Next, let's invite our first contestant, the drama queen!"

"Good evening everyone, I am a contestant. Today I will sing the song "Dream Chaser". I hope you will like it!"

Musical accompaniment enters.

"The sandalwood hides the flowers and comes through the window~"

"Only a silhouette in the dark night forest~"

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As the game began, water friends gradually fell into it, and the screen was filled with "light sticks" flying.

5 minutes of singing, 2 minutes of commentary, dozens of contestants a day, no sensationalism, no commercials, no pauses, no shady scenes, no procrastination, no need to sign up for membership, and high level of contestants. Isn’t this much better than most talent shows today? !

and!

Everyone can participate in free voting. What TV variety show can do this?

Moreover, the contestants who can enter the finals have received systematic professional training, or are fed by God, and have extremely high talents and excellent voices.

I can see that most of the fan club is going smoothly.
PDD was immersed in the sound of melodious songs.

Assistant Gao Tian trotted over, leaned over and whispered a few words in PDD's ear:

"Brother, something serious happened!"

PDD disagreed, turned away his fat face, and whispered:
"What big thing could it be? The fan club is not going smoothly."

Gao Tian lowered his voice and said, "Lu Zhe is gone!"

PDD's heart skipped a beat, his eyelids twitched a few times, and he asked anxiously:
"Damn it, the person is gone?"

"Zheren Lu is gone?"

"Why not?"

"He went to Burma?"

"Has someone pinched your waist?"

PDD blurted out nervously!

When Gao Tian heard this, he looked at PDD with a question mark on his face and said:
"Huh? What I mean is that Lu Zheren hasn't shown up yet, and there's no one in his live broadcast room, and he doesn't answer my calls when I call him!"

PDD's hanging heart finally relaxed.

He cursed loudly:

"Damn it, Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher?"

"Can you describe it as 'gone'? It scared me to death!"

As soon as PDD took a breath, he was almost scared to death again.

"Wait a minute!"

"You said Lu Zhe disappeared again?"

PDD panicked!

Just as the news of Lu Zhe's disappearance for no apparent reason in the past few days was still in front of him, his eyes went dark!
Since Lu Zhe’s song became popular a few days ago, in order to warm up for this round of finals.

He frequently sought out the internet army to try to catch Lu Zhe's popularity on major platforms.Post various clips of "Carrot Beard" singing videos!
Use his personal connections to create popularity and traffic for the PDD fan club.

In just a few days, his personal popularity and popularity increased again.

Apart from the fight between gods, the most prominent representative figure is Lu Zhe!
All the TM is directed at Lu Zhe!

The result is now good!

Lu Zhe disappeared?
In just a short moment, PDD's mind flashed through a large number of ways he died, including being drowned by water friends, being stoned when he went out, not delivering food to him, and being beaten by a group while playing games!

Where can he even buy a cemetery after his death?

Who is invited to the funeral?

I have thought about which gods to invite to sing mourning songs for me!
"No, for such an important person as Lu Zhe, why did you only say that you were riding a horse after the show started?"

PDD is going to explode! ! !
Gao Tian is also going crazy. How has this happened to him before?
Ah, no, he thought on second thought, he didn't seem to have accomplished many things.

"Well, brother, I discovered one more thing."

Gao Tian was trembling, not knowing whether to say something or not.

"What the hell are you saying now?"

"I just discovered that Lu Zhe's songs have not been sent to us yet!"

PDD's eyes went dark!
"Fuck!"

Is Lu Zhe not planning to participate?

Is he going to retire?

PDD is so wide and fat that he almost didn't lift it up in one breath.

"Go and contact him! Go and contact him!"

"Or ask Shuyi or Dai Xiaomei next week if there is any news about Lu Zhe!"

Meanwhile on the other side.

Maybe it was because I had eaten too much expensive seafood for several days in a row, and my stomach couldn't adapt to so many luxurious seafood delicacies, so I didn't buy it.

This is not,

Lu Zhe was anxious to stop broadcasting because he couldn't hold it in any longer.

结果
I ran to the toilet over and over again, several times.

In addition, I was unshaven, my hair was a mess, and I was covered in stinky sweat!
Lu Zhe simply took a shower.

result.

As soon as he came out, he looked at his phone!
"Roar!"

"Why are there so many scam calls? They all call me, right?"

"Made!"

"I don't want to take it!"

Two mobile phone numbers were called more than 20 times by several numbers one after another!

the other side.

The melodious song of "Bubble" had just stopped and everyone started to score.

Moderator: "Next, let the prostitute teacher speak first!"

PDD: "."

"Prostitute teacher?"

PDD: "."

Zhang Binbing, who was sitting next to PDD, pushed PDD and said curiously:

"Teacher whoring, the host is asking you!"

PDD was like waking up from a dream, and suddenly returned to reality. He realized that he was not in the state at all: "85 points. 88 points," he said quickly and returned the right to speak to the host.

Fans in the live broadcast room commented one after another upon seeing this:
"What happened to Dong Zhuo?"

"After Gao Tian came over and said a few words, he became very worried!"

"Huh? There won't be any singers who won't participate, right?"

"Huh? No way! Who hasn't arrived?"

"Damn it, isn't it Lu Zhe who didn't come?"

"I just noticed that there should be 30 people online in the competition channel, but there are only 29 people online now!"

"I'll go, I just checked and it's true that Lu Zhe is not online! His ID number is not there?!"

"What kind of international joke are you kidding me?! I just wanted to listen to his new song because of his trick! But now you tell me that the competition has started and he hasn't come yet?"

"Nima! What's going on? Why isn't Lu Zhe here?"

"Where's Lu Zhe?"

"Teacher, don't you explain to me? Why is Lu Zhe the only one out of the 30 contestants? When will he come? When will he sing?"

"Yes! I also want to know if Lu Zhe is coming!"

The direction of the barrage started to go wrong.

At this moment, everyone realized why PDD was suddenly out of shape!

Who can let this go? Who can keep his mentality from exploding?
Seeing that the barrage in the live broadcast room was becoming uncontrollable, cold sweat broke out on PDD's forehead.

I wanted to say some high-sounding words, but... I really didn't confirm it again and again, and I didn't even communicate in advance what songs to sing!

PDD was in mourning, and made up his mind, forget it, apologize properly, and stop saying any high-sounding nonsense.

The key point is that many new fans are not fans of his PDD, but fans of Lu Zhe or passers-by. At least there must be an explanation for them.

PDD took a deep breath of fresh air and sighed.

When you are ready to apologize.
suddenly!

A line of text popped up on the public screen of the competition channel.

【Ding!Lu Zhe has entered the channel]

(End of this chapter)