Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 65 Do all men in the world cheat?
Lu Zhe's understatement made Miaomiao, who was standing barefoot at the door of the restaurant, even more embarrassed and conspicuous!

At this moment, not only the guests in the store came out to watch the show.

Even pedestrians on the roadside stopped and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

"Holy shit, what's going on? That woman is really embarrassed, and why is her skirt so short? She's also barefoot?"

"Why is she begging Mr. Lu all the time? And she's blocking someone else's Lamborghini?"

"Oh my god, so embarrassing!!!"

"This woman must be a mistress, right? Mader! Do all men in the world cheat on her?"

"Well, don't think just because your boyfriend cheated on you that all men in the world will cheat on you, okay? What if this handsome guy doesn't?"

"Forget it, the world is as black as crows!!!"

The melon-eating crowd around him said nothing, pointing at Miaomiao and talking about it.

At this time, Miaomiao was in agony and felt extremely ashamed!
I really want to find a crack in the ground and crawl in!

Unfortunately, she couldn't, as she still had more than 2 yuan to pay for meals.

Moreover, no matter how much she has to pay today, she must hug Mr. Lu’s thigh! ! !
At worst, what if you were tortured by him in various positions or scolded by him?
"Mr. Lu, I know what I did just now went too far. Please forgive me, okay? Please, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo According

Miaomiao's appearance of apologizing and begging for mercy could be clearly seen in Lu Zhe's live broadcast room.

At this moment, the number of people online in his live broadcast room has soared to tens of millions of people watching online at the same time.

When the water friends saw this, they immediately felt relieved.

Weren't you very proud before?
Weren't you dismissive of the general public before?

Didn’t you look down on this before, and you couldn’t look down on him anywhere?
Even when you get in a car, do you need to spray perfume first?
Even if you need help paying for meals, you don't even bother to say a word or pretend to be willing? !
Now that you see a Lamborghini, you just say "Mr. Lu"?

"Go away, Xiaoxian Neodymium!"

These five big characters all appeared on Lu Zhe's live broadcast room in a rare and unified manner.

"Mr. Lu, please don't ignore Miaomiao, okay? Miaomiao really knows that she is wrong~ I just started the live broadcast, and I didn't mean to ignore Mr. Lu's people~"

Weak, pitiful and helpless~
Lu Zhe looked at Miaomiao's pitiful appearance and half-smiled.

But he couldn't help but secretly curse in his heart: 'Such a cute girl will cry for a long time after being punched, right? '

"I still have a secret to tell Mr. Lu~ Can you please don't leave?"

Lu Zhe looked at her like this and pretended to be curious:
"tell me the story."

"I have to go to Mr. Lu's house to tell you this secret~"

Miaomiao looked shy, with a blush on her cheeks, and whispered into Lu Zhe's ear.

As everyone knows, this scene was directly heard by the sand sculpture friends in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, it's dirty! So dirty!"

"yue~ It's so disgusting, it's better to say goodbye!"

"She doesn't deserve it!"

"Don't worry, our Brother Lu will never do such a thing to lower one's worth."

When Lu Zhe heard this, he sneered and said lightly: "Don't be disgusted with me, I have mysophobia!"

As soon as these words came out, the two beauties with fake faces next to them saw that Miaomiao was an outcast, and immediately came up to chat with her with their mobile phones, smiling.

With a face full of uric acid, a snake face, and thick lips, he smiled at Lu Zhe cautiously and with a seasoned flattery:

"Brother, let's add a V letter~"

After that, he directly opened the V-mail on his mobile phone and waited for the next second to scan Lu Zhe's V-mail.

Lu Zhe glanced at it and said coldly:
"The fish pond is full~ Give me a message~"

Two fake socialites, each carrying a fake Hermès bag and wearing a fake face, were so embarrassed that their toes were on the ground.

Before they could chat with each other, Lu Zhe closed the car window directly: "You all give way!"

Then, press the Star button!
Lamborghini Veneno's 6.5-liter 12-cylinder engine roars and roars! ! !

Amidst the bursts of roars and roars, Miaomiao's face changed drastically, and she chased after the Lamborghini's exhaust and shouted loudly: "Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, don't leave!"

The other two fake training sisters still had their scan codes turned on, and they stared blankly at the Lamborghini Veneno going away with a look of regret on their faces!
At this point, Miaomiao became popular all over the Internet. Especially her famous saying: "Mr. Lu, remember to drive your Lamborghini to pick people up~"

Many melon-eating people quickly made various edited videos of Miaomiao's classic Xiaoxian Neodymium video.

Posted on Bibo, Douyin, Xiaopozhan, Xiaomoushu, etc.
At this point, the boxer who was like a mad dog never came to Lu Zhe to trouble him again.

Of course, this is something.

Inside the Lamborghini.

Lu Zhe held the steering wheel with his right hand and rested his left hand on his thigh casually.

Along the way, wherever Lu Zhe's Lamborghini Veneno went, the surrounding cars either stayed far away or attracted crazy photos.

Soon, he returned home smoothly in a million-dollar luxury car!
at the same time.

Ever since Lu Zhe settled the gossip about boxers on the Internet.

The calls for the PDD Fans Association to start the finals as soon as possible are getting louder and louder.
"@喖师@喖师@喖师, when will the next finals start?"

"What a shameless pig, even the donkeys in the production team dare not take a break like this, how long are you going to take a break???"

"There has been no movement in the PDD fan club these days. Could it be that the prostitute teacher was arrested because of the PC?"

"Really? Damn it, no wonder I haven't seen him for a while!"

"Jimei friends, I just met a low-income man, and he actually said that Lu Zhe's singing was not good! Not as good as Hua Chenyu's songs? My family, who understands~ I am completely speechless~~"

"Hey, let's forget about the singing club. Wouldn't it be nice to just ask Lu Zhe to hold an original concert?"

"Damn it, the person above said what I felt! Reconsideration, reexamination!"

"I also strongly reconsider! I suggest Lu Zhe hold an original concert alone!!!"

"Liu, when is the next fan club going to be held? I'm so anxious!"

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PDD's accounts on all major platforms on the entire network have been destroyed by fanatical fans.

As a result, the pigskin bully immediately transformed into a humble little Liu. He was so panicked that he was afraid that someone would send a razor blade to his house.

Under pressure, I recorded a short video overnight and distributed it to all accounts on the network simultaneously.

“I’m going to kowtow to all my brothers and sisters!”

"Please, everyone, please stop pushing me. I really don't push you anymore. If you push me anymore, I will die!"

"The fan club team has recently been updating network equipment and sound equipment to ensure that the voices of all contestants are real without any sound cards!"

"Don't worry, everyone~ It will start broadcasting on time at seven o'clock tomorrow night. We will see you on time at the next fan meeting!"

Once this video was released,
Fans who were waiting to scratch their heads are getting even more uncomfortable!

What the hell!

Sao Zhu waved his hand, and all the equipment was updated?
No network lag! ?

Sound without sound card! ?

After watching the video, the audience happily rushed to tell each other and kept forwarding PDD's video.

It’s a pity that some people are happy and some are sad!

But when these words reached the ears of the professional fish frying team, everyone looked sad!
No sound card?
For contestants who are not very professional in singing, canceling the sound card is like disappearing the Qiao Biluo filter - a lolita becomes an aunt!

"Fuck, isn't it? Stop messing with us, okay?"

"??? Isn't it enough for Lu Zhe to beat us up? He also canceled the sound card? Are we shameless?"

"Oh~ I'm a first-time water buddy, how easy is it for me???"

"Teacher whore, just treat yourself as a human being! I'm speechless!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo for of of of a bully to bully me."

"I regret it, shit is hard to eat and money is hard to make!!!"

"After a long time, I, a professional fish fryer, was bombarded indiscriminately!??"

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At this moment, the person crying the loudest was certainly not the water friend.

Anyway, the water friends knew that they were just running with them, so they looked away. The important thing was to participate, and they didn't really expect to win any prizes anyway.

But it’s really hard to call a professional fish fry team!

There was the big devil Lu Zhe in front of him, and PDD in the back was hunting him down with a modified version! ! !

This damn thing is simply a vicious biological chain!
The next day,

The much-anticipated PDD Fans Club finals finally officially kicked off.

As soon as it started broadcasting, the popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed.

50 million!
100 million!

500 million!
800 million!
The PDD fan club was full of people, barrages popped up quickly, and there was a lot of laughter!
“It’s finally airing, I’m so waiting for you!!!”

"Pigskin Bully, do you know how I've been here these past few days?"

"Wuhu~The competition system has changed. I am very much looking forward to the next competition and Lu Zhe's new song!"

"Ah? Are you all waiting for the singing club? Anyway, I'm just waiting for Lu Zhe to show up to sing~~"

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Computer live broadcast in front of the camera.

PDD was sitting upright in a black designer suit, wearing headphones and excitedly said:
"Good evening, gentlemen in the audience! After the brutal 30-to-15 last round, tonight's 15-to-10 final will also see an even more brutal fight!"

"I hope these ten players who have successfully advanced can perform for a long time. No matter what their results are, they can all achieve something!"

"Cough cough~"

"Then next, I will announce the changes in the judges who will advance from 15 to 10 finals tonight."

"As we all know, Brother Zhu and I don't really know much about music. In addition, my good brother Zhang Binbing has already joined the group for filming. There is only one professional judge left, Hua Chenyu, so I invited another one who both knows music and A famous anchor with a representative song will serve as a judge."

"Reddison, my Jets!!!" "Let us warmly welcome - the gold medal mentor, Da Sima!!!"

PDD cheered with passion and enthusiasm.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned? !

No?

etc.
Know music?
Is there a representative song?

Gold medal mentor?

Da Sima? ? ?
Before the audience and fans could react,
suddenly!

A strange chicken thief laughter came from the live broadcast room
"Hey hey hey"!
If you haven't seen him, hear his voice first!
"My God of Singing, how can I be a judge if I don't have anything!"

"A song "Farewell to the Earth" is dedicated to everyone in the live broadcast room."

“Cafe on the left bank of the Seine~~~~~”

"I'll take a cup and taste your beauty~~~~~"

"The best one to leave lip prints~~~~~"

"Hehehe~"

"In the audience's circle of friends, Da Garhou ~ I am your gold medal mentor, Da Sima!"

At this moment, the live broadcast room burst into laughter!
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!Are you going to die?”

"Is this horse riding a song that carbon-based organisms can sing?"

"It's against God! It's against God!!! For God's sake, you should take care of this voice!"

"Help, brothers, help! This song almost sent me away!"

"We are all our own~ Teacher Ma, stop talking, you almost sent me away~"

"Singing is very good, don't sing next time! Someone will die!!!"

The gold medal Sima is indeed famous all over the Internet for his various "Haidilao".

PDD's eyes darkened, and he was tricked by Da Sima into letting him be a judge.

But I never thought that Da Sima could just play games and even sing! ?

Da Sima suddenly saw someone sending him a big plane and blurted out his thanks:

"Thank you for the big plane that wants to suck the old horse's nose~Thank you!"

When PDD heard this, he was stunned:

"My **** is broken, can you read it a little lower? This is a shameful ID!"

"Ah? Are you ashamed?" Da Sima asked shamelessly.

"Are you also imagining? He is sucking your nose? You must have thought about that scene!"

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was filled with boos.
"Old Ma: You only sucked up to the second layer. You think of me as the first layer. In fact, my nose has five layers. Dog head.jpg"

"Same as Jiuyi, He Ruxiu!"

"There is no slang ID that Da Sima cannot pronounce. Face covering.jpg"

Seeing that the building in the live broadcast room was getting more and more crooked, PDD stopped him in time and said:
"Come on, let's get back to business!"

the other side.
Guomao International Apartment.

Lu Zhe was checking the PDD Fans Club live broadcast room in front of the computer.

After listening to a series of opening remarks by the bully and the slutty pig.

Grinning, he secretly cursed in his heart:

'Cancel the sound card? '

'Ah, that's it? "

'Forget it, it's still early, let's have fun with some sand sculpture friends first~'

Lu Zhe picked up the dick next to him and put it in his hand.
Tongue Lotus tried her best to deceive her fans:

"My dears, my sisters! In tonight's 15-to-10 finals, I am ranked last. I still have a lot of time to waste. Who will connect with me?"

The sand sculpture water friends in the live broadcast room became excited when they heard this.

"Lianmai is good~ Is there any charge?"

"There must be no charge! Brother Lu is so rich, why do you still charge money from us poor people?"

"That's right, Brother Lu has already driven a Lamborghini, and he will definitely not accept any more rewards from us!"

"Have you ever seen rich people need to pay for rewards? Is Lu Zhe that stingy person?"

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Lu Zhe took a closer look, what a guy!
I'm used to whoring for free, right?

"It only takes one super hit! One super hit! One super hit and you can have a customized original song. It's better to take action than to take action! Hurry up and place your order."

"Don't miss this opportunity, it will never come back. I'm going to sing soon."

"It's super popular. You can't buy it and suffer losses, and you can't be fooled. You deserve it!"

Seeing no one to reward them, all the sand sculpture friends remained indifferent.

Lu Zhe continued to shout:

"Boys, even though you have never driven a Lamborghini, you know it after thinking about it!"

"Lamborghinis consume so much gas! I don't have money for gas recently. If I don't have money for gas, the fish in my fish pond will be hungry and thirsty. Can you bear to see the fish in my fish pond hungry and thirsty?"

Lu Zhe was undoubtedly no different from a roadside vendor at this moment, and he was passionate about PUA, a shady netizen.

Fortunately, all the sand sculpture water friends are very good at it, and they don’t buy his fault at all.

"You, a rich man who drives a Lamborghini, are still asking for tips? Impossible, I will never give you a tip in this life!"

"Hetui, tui, tui, tui!"

"Dog anchor, don't even think about taking a penny from me!"

"Everyone, please don't tip me, please don't tip me. Anyway, you will definitely be able to hear the new song at the PDD Fan Club today!"

"That's right, that's right, let's go to the PDD fan club tonight to have sex for free, and then we'll talk about it after listening to tonight's story, hahahaha!"

When Lu Zhe saw that these troll netizens had learned to prostitute him for free, he immediately pretended to stop smiling, took out the suona at hand and pointed at the troll netizens in the live broadcast room and said:
"If you don't reward me, believe it or not, I will send you all away with a suona tune???"

You are all working as prostitutes. From now on, no one will pay for the gas for your Lamborghini?

How come I have fans like you?
Brother Yin is so angry!

Lu Zhe took out the suona and played it, and the live broadcast room exploded with laughter.

"Hahahaha, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!!!"

"As soon as the coffin was lifted and buried, relatives and friends began to cry!"

"The play ends as soon as the suona sounds, the music starts, the cloth is covered, and the whole village waits for the food to be served, walking and carrying it, followed by a blanket of white!"

"Damn it, the sixth anchor is probably not a wolf killer, right?"

"Hahahahahaha, you made me laugh so hard. Are you going to download it again? You must have tasted the feeling of being fooled now!"

"It means that prostitution is the right path! Brothers, hold on, the revolution is not over yet, we still need to persevere!"

Amidst these calls to stop rewards.

A super popular reward popped up in the live broadcast room.

In the astonished eyes of all the fans, super fire was rising on the screen.

Then a familiar Lianmai music popped up!

Lu Zhe looked closely and saw the water friend whose ID was [Xiao Mao, come on].

Lu Zhe's eyes lit up at the sudden reward, and he quickly connected to Lian Mai.

"Brother Lu, hello!"

"Hello, this fan named [Xiaomao is going to work]! What is your name?"

Lu Zhe heard the voice of a young man on the other side of Lian Mai. He was gentle and hoarse, and his tone was a little choked.

As soon as I heard it, I knew that he must have been crying just now and was in a relatively low mood!
"Brother Lu, my surname is Mao, you can call me Maomao."

"This Maomao, can you elaborate on your request? Or tell me about your experience. Based on your experience, I can create a customized song for you at the PDD fan club!"

After Lu Zhe said this, he paused and waited for Maomao's answer.

A few seconds passed, and only a faint whimpering sound was heard from Lian Mai's end.

Lu Zhe waited quietly, and as Maomao's restrained sobs gradually stopped, he gradually began to speak.

"I'm sorry, Brother Lu. I drank some wine. It would be really uncomfortable, depressing, and painful if I didn't drink!"

"I am a doctor! I have seen so many life and death in the hospital that I am even blind to death. Some patients were talking and laughing one day, but they may be gone the next day. That kind of suddenness The feeling of powerlessness, I thought I was used to it.”

"However, my mother just passed away three weeks ago."

"At this moment, I felt like my world had collapsed. The feeling of powerlessness enveloped me layer by layer, and I couldn't even break free."

"Brother Lu, I just watched my mother leave!"

"She was so tortured by cancer that she was so skinny and caused a series of complications! Sometimes my mother was in so much pain that she whimpered and cried out in pain, but I couldn't help her."

"As a doctor and as her son, I really can't do anything about the advanced stage of the cancer. I can only watch my mother pass away in front of me."

"It feels like drowning."

"Every night I go back to my cold home from the patient's hospital. I live in self-blame and guilt. If I had taken my mother for a physical examination earlier, maybe she wouldn't have left so quickly. I was responsible for She doesn’t care enough!”

"I know I have a big problem now, but what can I do? I can't even save my mother."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was quiet, and no one spoke.

Every adult has this experience of suppressing painful emotions.

Everyone was silent because they felt Maomao's pain and reluctance to leave their mother.

(End of this chapter)