Live broadcast: An ugly song that breaks the defense of the mute bride

Chapter 74: Thousands of dead soldiers cut one knife!

Chapter 74: One million dead men were chopped with one knife!

After half an hour.

Lu Zhe's mouth was full of oil, and he devoured a table full of various kinds of hairy tripe, fat beef, duck intestines, shrimp paste, yellow throat, hot pot noodles, etc.

Plus four bottles of iced Coke and a big bowl of wok-fried rice!

The sand sculpture friends sitting opposite Lu Zhe in the live broadcast room were filled with disbelief. They looked at Lu Zhe up and down, and said with great confusion and confusion:
"No, how do you manage to eat so much?"

"Damn it, this is the first time I've seen someone eat a big bowl of egg fried rice after finishing hot pot."

"He slapped me three times in one go. Why is he still in such good shape? God, please open your eyes and see! Is this fair?"

"It's a shame my phone can't smell it, otherwise I'd be really hungry and go crazy!"

"A day in the life of losing weight: Morning: No food. Noon: Salad. Evening: Your twenty riders have taken orders!!!"

"Why aren't you fat? Why aren't you fat? Why aren't you fat?"

"."

"Hiccup~~"

Lu Zhe, the sixth child, burped hard and glanced at the barrage: "Can you gain weight just by eating this little thing? No way? Do you know how difficult it is to gain weight? I used to have twice as much milk tea every afternoon as A piece of matcha cake, and a midnight snack at night, just to make myself fatter, but after a year of persisting, instead of gaining weight, I lost two pounds. So, I sincerely tell you, just eat boldly, these things are not at all I can’t lose weight!!!”

The sand sculpture friend suddenly exploded: "I really want to quit, I'm not kidding!!!"

Just when Lu Zhe was watching the barrage on his mobile phone, he was forcing Lai Lai with his friend.

A soft and soft voice sounded in Lu Zhe's ears: "Hello, little brother~~"

When the sand sculpture friends in the live broadcast room heard this, they were all extremely excited.

"Fuck~this sound!!! I can do it!"

"It's so sweet! Brothers, I'm in love!!!"

"Help~ This voice is at least over 100 times sweeter! Brothers, who understands!!!"

"Unfortunately, I already have a girlfriend, she has no chance~~"

"Good guy~ I finally understand what the clip sound is. Fuck~ It's too awesome!"

"Uh, stop pinching, stop pinching, your waist will break if you pinch it again!!!"

"Damn it, who can withstand this? What a waste!"

"."

All I saw was a waterfall-like black hair, a fair face, delicate facial features, a little makeup, a red lip with a pink sheen that was slightly raised, a graceful figure, and a well-shaped girl, standing next to Lu Zhe, bending He was greeting Lu Zhe with his mobile phone bent over his waist.

All the single wolfdogs in the live broadcast room immediately howled and beat their chests and feet.

"Fuck! I can do it, I really can, I don't choose!"

"Awwww~~~Huh? The bloodline has awakened???"

"Damn it~ This girl is really on point and pretty! I envy Brother Lu every day~~"

"Who can stand up to this appearance, figure, and voice???"

"I can't stand it anymore. Brothers, I'm leaving now. See you later!"

"The one upstairs is killing again, right? Dog head.jpg"

"I've been single for a long time. I watched a ghost movie last night and I felt that all the female ghosts have pretty features!"

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Lu Zhe's pupils shrank slightly, then immediately returned to normal and said: "Hello, what's wrong?"

The soft and waxy voice sounded in Lu Zhe's ears again.

"Brother, do you have a mobile phone?"

Lu Zhe looked down at the mobile phone in his hand and then at the girl, and said, "Mobile phone?"

Staring at Lu Zhe's handsome appearance, the girl was slightly stunned and stammered:

"Brother, you don't dislike women, do you?"

When Lu Zhe heard this, he was immediately confused.

Looking at the girl's fair face, he was awkwardly silent for a while and said, "Why are you disgusted?"

The girl slowly exhaled and said: "Huh~ Then I'm relieved!"

This sentence immediately confused Lu Zhe. It took him a long time to come back to his senses and asked, "What do you mean?"

“Little brother~~can I add you on WeChat?”

The girl took out her mobile phone and asked softly and bonelessly.

Seeing that Lu Zhe still had no obvious reaction to her voice and appearance, the girl was a little puzzled and explained: "Little brother~ I am not a salesperson selling courses, houses, or financial management!"

Lu Zhe smiled a little after hearing this: "Okay, then you can sweep me."

Lu Zhe opened the QR code and gently pushed his phone over. The fans in the live broadcast room who saw this scene immediately started talking.

"Damn, I'm so sore!"

"This girl is good-looking, has a good figure, and speaks nicely. Why can't I meet her???"

"Brothers, if you want to be more liberal, the best thing is if you don't get it. Brother is the man that girls will never get!"

"Girl: I applied for a friend, not a boyfriend! Look how cheap you are~"

"No, don't any of you worry about girls? Who is the anchor? The anchor is not a human being!"

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was instantly quiet.

A group of single wolf dogs no longer howl or envy them.

"Oh no, that makes sense, my wife is in danger!!!"

"Draw your sword! This girl is my wife!"

"What should I do? I feel sorry for my wife. She is not a kind person!"

At this time, the girl scanned Lu Zhe's WeChat QR code.

"Added, let's pass~" The girl looked at Lu Zhe's handsome appearance and said with a smile.

Lu Zhe looked down at his phone, nodded, and passed the girl's friend verification information.

"OK!"

After Lu Zhe finished speaking, he waved the added mobile page to the girl.

He indicated that he had added friends as requested by the girl.

Just when Lu Zhe was about to get up and go home.

The girl still stood there and never left.

Lu Zhe looked at the girl with curiosity and asked:

"Is there anything else?"

The girl took a deep breath, her face flushed, she clenched her fists and whispered:

"Cut it for me!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the girl quickly copied and pasted the prepared link into Lu Zhe's V letter.
He stretched out his slender and white index finger and clicked send.

Lu Zhe's cell phone rang, and a link to Pin Xixi popped up on it? !

Lu Zhe was dumbfounded when he saw the link, and he was stunned.

Pin Xixi’s link?

Lu Zhe looked at the girl blankly, held up his cell phone and asked confusedly:

"What? What a chop?"

The girl showed a nice but awkward smile and said politely:
"Brother, I saw you were doing a live broadcast. I wanted to cut down a mobile phone on Pinxixi, but hundreds of people were dispatched but couldn't cut it off. Can you help me mobilize your fans? Let's cut it down for me?! "

When Lu Zhe heard these words, his eyes widened immediately, looking at the gentle and gentle girl in front of him in disbelief.

Not
You came here and added me on WeChat, just for this?

Fight Xixi to chop him with a knife? ? ?

Lu Zhe looked at the ridicule in the live broadcast room and fell into doubt.

"Brother Lu was so confused by the girl, hahahaha, it made me laugh so hard!"

"I thought it was a flirtation? But the girl only asked for a chop. I couldn't bear to laugh."

"I will really die laughing in the live broadcast room one day. The sixth anchor is so confused by the girl's sexy activities!"

"I was envious of Brother Lu's luck just now! I didn't expect hahahaha~"

"Unlike the heavens, the sex anchor was fucked by a weak girl!"

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It is said that there is no woman in the heart, so the god of nature draws his sword!
After pondering for a moment, Lu Zhe smiled slyly and said:
"Don't chop!"

When the girl heard this, she didn't react for a moment. She looked at Lu Zhe's pitiful eyes and blinked a few times with her big eyes like a deer.

Three seconds passed quietly.

The girl finally reacted, looked at Lu Zhe with big eyes, and said in disbelief:
"Oh, no?" The beautiful girl's eyes were suddenly filled with confusion, confusion, bewilderment, and disbelief!

With her looks that make all the girls look down on her, she has never failed to make such a small request from any man!

Is it difficult to do just this little link thing?
Are your demands excessive?
Are you not polite?
The girl's whole mood suddenly became bad. Looking at the tall and handsome man in front of her, she lost her confidence.

When the sand sculpture water friends saw the depressed look of their sister, they were all heartbroken.

"Brother Lu, are you too much of a bitch? This girl is so gentle and pitiful. How can you bear it!"

"You even refuse such a cute girl? Lao Liu is worse than a beast!"

"My heart aches when I see my girl being rejected!"

"Damn it, you are so full that you don't know how hungry you are! If I get this girl's V-letter, I will definitely say good morning, good afternoon, and good night every day, eat three meals a day and drink plenty of hot water!"

"Sister: You upstairs are not much better, get out of here!"

"Anchor! Is your heart made of stone???"

"."

The girl took a deep breath for a long time, thinking that she could easily get Lu Zhe's chop.

She didn't expect it but refused directly. She suppressed her disappointment and said gloomily:
"Okay. Excuse me!"

When Lu Zhe saw his sister turning around to leave, he immediately shouted: "Wait!"

"I mean 1000 people can't cut it down!"

"Why don't 10 people attack it together?"

As soon as these words came out, the girl was stunned and looked at Lu Zhe with wide eyes. The expression on her face gradually changed from unhappy to shocked!

"I can definitely manage the number of people in my live broadcast room!"

Lu Zhe shrugged his shoulders and said easily, as if it was a trivial matter.

Immediately.

The girl's eyes lit up, and she looked at Lu Zhe with golden eyes of admiration. Her plump breasts continued to rise and fall with her breathing, and she asked excitedly and loudly:

"Really? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

Lu Zhe nodded calmly and said, "The carbon-based creatures in my live broadcast room are very happy to help you with this little favor!"

When the girl heard this, she happily jumped on the spot a few times and said loudly:

"Thank you, you are so kind, little brother ~ you are such a good person!!!"

Lu Zhe heard this and waved his hand: "Thank you later for those carbon-based creatures~"

Upon hearing this, the sand sculpture friends changed their faces faster than those in Sichuan opera, and praised Brother Lu for being a brother and loyal!

"Hey~ You can really try this. Before, I was just one step away from the last step and it was all in vain!"

"Yes, I have also heard that many people said that they have successfully paid 999 yuan in cash, so why can't we!"

"Rise up, let's attack with all our strength!"

"Damn it, Lu Zhe has millions of fans online now. With one man and one sword, he can sink an aircraft carrier~"

"Okay, okay, anchor, hurry up!"

"."

With the consent of the water friends in the live broadcast room, Lu Zhe was also curious to have a look~
Can millions of fans in the live broadcast room get a fruit phone?
Just do it!

Lu Zhe immediately said to the live broadcast room: "@老哥, all of them will use the V letter to go in and chop!"

Under the supervision of all the friends in the live broadcast room, Lu Zhe directly made the first cut.

"Congratulations to the new user for their successful bargaining. They successfully reduced the price by 1888 yuan. They still have 9811 yuan left to get a Fruit 14pro Max phone!"

“We sincerely invite friends to bargain for you, please share code: slija438”

"Wow, little brother, you made 1888 yuan in your first payment. It seems that you have a great chance of making money!"

Lu Zhe was slightly surprised.

You can cut off 1888 yuan with the first cut. Is it so easy?
The live broadcast room discussed:

"During the novice protection period, the first step for a new user is to cut more!"

"Quick, quick, quick, host, please share the link sharing code to the live broadcast room!"

“My hands can’t hold it anymore~”

"."

The water friends in the live broadcast room can’t wait to help and chop at any time!

Lu Zhe immediately copied the sharing code into the live broadcast room.

In an instant, a group of water friends clicked on the sharing code one after another and enthusiastically joined in to fight Xixi to give Lu Zhe a knife.

"[I'm really big, please bear with me] I'll help you and cut off 50 yuan!"

“[I am Brother Lu’s little sweetie] I will help you and cut off 30 yuan!”

"[Vitality Girl Guo Degang] will help you and save 60 yuan!"

"."

Sure enough, there is strength in numbers, and within a short time, the original price difference of 9811 yuan was seen to be 4550 yuan.

Moreover, more and more water friends are clicking on the link shared by Lu Zhe and actively bargaining for him.

“Damn, prices are dropping so fast!!!”

"Awesome, which company in the world can hire someone like this? Hahahaha~"

"Family, who knows! If this trend continues, you can buy the latest fruit phone for free in less than 5 minutes!!!"

"Don't say it, you really don't say it! I'm so excited!!!"

Lu Zhe's expression was slightly surprised.

The price was cut down so smoothly?
In less than 3 minutes, it hit over 1000!

I can't help but wonder, is Pin Xixi's wool really so smooth?

Did the Pinxixi platform really not deceive consumers?
But as the friends in the live broadcast room kept clicking and slashing, Lu Zhe, the girls and the friends in the live broadcast room gradually discovered something fishy.

"Brother Lu, why is the cut amount getting lower and lower?"

"Obviously, I quickly cut off more than 7000 in the past ten minutes, and I still have more than 1000 left to buy a fruit phone for free!"

"From the beginning, each person cut more than 50 or 60 yuan a knife, and now it is [-] or [-] yuan. This amount of money has dropped too fast!"

"."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very nervous, ranging from full of expectations to frustrated.

The amount of money being cut off is getting smaller and smaller. Seven or eight minutes ago, the amount could be cut into double digits. Now,
Each time you chop, you can only cut off a few dollars!

Even as time went by, eight or nine yuan turned into three or four yuan.

"Dear relatives! Family! Don't panic~ Don't panic~ We have more people and greater strength. There are still more than 30 water friends who haven't liked it. It's okay!"

"Old fellows, hurry up and click the link button in your hands, and let's help this girl successfully chop!"

Lu Zhe showed off his unique skills when selling in the live broadcast room.

"Don't miss it when you pass by. Take a look inside the live broadcast room. There are no ads in our store, only a chop! Please click on the link in your hand, show your love, and chop a knife for this beautiful young lady to help her dream!!! "

Tongue Lotus encouraged her water friends, making the girls beside her excited.

Looking at Lu Zhe with a pair of tender eyes, his eyes were full of emotion!

At this moment.

An ID named [Li Yugang] entered Lu Zhe's live broadcast room.

Lu Zhe was eloquently cheering up the water friends.

I caught a glimpse of this familiar ID number from the corner of my eye and was slightly startled.

Li Yugang?
Is it artist Li Yu who just came to his live broadcast room?

Before I had time to think about it, this barrage message was washed away by a torrent of barrage messages.

Seeing that Lu Zhe was slightly dazed, the sister shook his strong arm and said, "Brother, what's wrong with you? Why did you stop talking all of a sudden?"

Lu Zhe's thoughts were interrupted by the girl, so he simply stopped thinking about it and continued to encourage him eloquently.

Thanks to the continuous efforts of all water friends.

A mobile phone priced at 11699 yuan only has 2 yuan left! ! !
You still got 2 yuan for nothing? !

The girl was extremely excited, her eyes widened, and her little face was always red from being so excited. She nervously bit her little white scallion hand, and looked at Lu Zhe with nervous and expectant eyes.

Just when everyone thought they would be done with a fruit phone in the next second.

The sudden scene shocked all the fans in the live broadcast room!

"[I am not a waste material] will help you and cut off 0.9 yuan!"

(End of this chapter)

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