My younger brother, Emperor Huangtian, was also reborn.

Chapter 726 Master Bird and Master Jingbi

Chapter 726 Master Bird and Master Jingbi

ps: The previous chapter was 723. I made a mistake with my hand and wrote 733 instead.

"But... I don't have that much jade now, can I get it on credit?" Shi Hao turned into a simple and honest man and said a little embarrassedly.

"What? Credit? No!!"

Uncle Jingbi immediately refused.

"Young man, I thought you were sincerely buying it, but you actually wanted to buy it on credit!"

Master Bird's face didn't look very good either.

"But I have no money now! When I become stronger and make money, I will definitely give the money to you, right?" Shi Hao said confidently.

"Hey, I noticed that this kid looks thick and big-eyed. How can he think about good things so much?" Uncle Jingbi said.

"Let's find a place to sit down. I'll ask my brother to give you money. How about it? My brother is rich." Shi Hao thought for a moment and said.

"Your brother? Can you be rich?" Uncle Jingbi looked at the silly boy in front of him and couldn't help but ask.

"Of course! My brother is rich! My brother has so many talents that he can play with them!" Shi Hao said, looking more honest and honest as he argued with reason.

I have to say, this scene looks very reliable.

Master Bird and Master Jingbi looked at each other and nodded. People are stupid and can be deceived!
"Then... okay, but you have to ask your brother to come over quickly. If you wait too long, we will have to pay more." Master Bird said.

"Don't worry, my brother is in the False God Realm and will be here soon."

Shi Hao opened his mouth and led the two old Bangzi to an inaccessible place.

Just when the two old bangers were confused and asked why your brother hadn't come yet, Shi Hao suddenly got up and pushed the two old bangers down with one hand in each hand.

"Brother! Help!" Shi Hao said.

In mid-air, Shi Yi's figure appeared, chanting the mantra: "Seal! Suppress! Ban!"

Two rays of light fell, suppressing Master Bird and Master Jingbi.

Even the bird on Master Bird's shoulder was suppressed by Shi Yi.

"Naughty kid? Shi Yi?"

"Naiwa'er? Shi Yi?"

"Squeak? Chirp?"

Master Jingbi, Master Bird and Bird spoke excitedly.

"What a fool! I just said something wasn't right just now. How could someone be so honest and honest! It turns out you were just faking it!"

Uncle Jingbi suddenly reacted and spoke excitedly.

"That's sloppy! It's you! No! It's really you!"

Master Bird also spoke excitedly.

They didn't feel something was wrong just now, but after they calmed down, the more they thought about it, the more they felt something was wrong. Now that Shi Hao revealed his true form and Shi Yi came out, they realized that they had been tricked by the naughty child again.

"You two old gangsters are very idle, and you are still using my and my brother's names to deceive you after all this time! Tell me, how many people have you defrauded over the years, and how about the dividends?" the naughty kid said, reaching out his hand to Two people asked for dividends.

"Liar? What do you mean by cheating? Our transaction was fair and aboveboard!" Uncle Jingbi said immediately.

"Also, we haven't sold it either. Those people outside are as smart as monkeys. It's not easy to cheat...ah, it's not easy to sell!"

Master Bird also spoke. "You're still lying to me, right? I just heard you say that one just opened not long ago! Hurry up and give me some of the jade, or I'll hang you in the initial passage of the Virtual God Realm and blindfold you. Let others avenge those who have a grudge and avenge those who have a grudge."

The naughty kid said angrily, threatening the two old guys.

"No, no, no!" Master Bird and Master Jingbi said repeatedly.

Sure enough, they were anxious.

They have deceived and abducted so many times over the years, but they have always aroused hatred. If they were blindfolded and hung at the entrance of the initial passage...

To put it bluntly, they might be beaten to death.

"But we really have no more jade." Lord Bird sighed and said.

"Yes, this business is not as easy as you think, nor is it zero cost." Uncle Jingbi said.

Then, the two people began to teach the naughty child how to deceive and deceive.

"First of all, doing this industry requires investment. The first thing is to make others believe in you. This is a technical job, and a story that looks real is a bonus. Of course, you must also have the necessary praise. This is the first investment. , you have to arrange your own people in the audience to cooperate with you, so that your words will have a certain degree of credibility in the ears of those who are just passers-by."

"Of course, this is just the first step. You have sold something, so someone must buy it, right? You have to let others see that someone is buying it, so that others can think that this thing is reliable and can be bought. Isn't this also investment?"

"Just buying it is not enough, you also need feedback, you have to let others see it. Alas, if this thing is useful after you buy it, then someone will be willing to try it."

"Of course, if the initial capital is enough, you can add one more step: that is reverse publicity, that is, someone buys your thing and finds out, oh, it's wrong, why it doesn't work, and comes to you angrily, and the atmosphere on the scene becomes tense. This There will definitely be people watching the fun, and there will be a lot of people watching. At this time, you can teach him on the spot that your method is wrong, and it needs to be like this. After the operation is completed, the other party will see that it is his problem. After apologizing, Leave happily. In this way, people watching will feel that this thing is really useful. It turns out that after buying this thing, if you have problems, you can come to us for help and we will try our best to solve the problem. Will others be happy to buy it?"

Mr. Bird and Mr. Jingbi told each other their tricks of deception and deception.

Although some places may seem old-fashioned, they also have their own opinions.

"Don't you understand this? There won't always be people, but there will always be people. There won't be people who are stupid enough to fall for it, but there will definitely be people who are stupid enough to fall for it." Bird Master said confidently.

"So, what you two are saying is that you are investing all your hard-earned gems so that you can trick someone next time?"

Shi Hao asked in shock.

"No!" Master Bird said confidently.

"The two of us are already celebrities in the Virtual God Realm. It's useless to do this anymore. Others won't believe us when they see us. Some people haven't even entered the Virtual God Realm, and people in their families have warned them thousands of times. Please tell me, if you say there are two old men in the Virtual God Realm, you must not believe them."

Uncle Jingbi sighed, feeling a little regretful.

"No, what do you mean by the faint confidence and pride in your words?"

Shi Hao was stunned.

"You don't understand, this is the highest praise the world can give us." Master Bird said calmly.

If he hadn't been suppressed, he would have looked like a master at this moment.

Shi Hao:? ? ? ?

What the best praise the world can give you!

"So, here's the question, did you get a jade through deception?" Shi Hao asked.

"Good question! No more!" Master Bird replied.

"Gone???!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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