The years when I was deceived into northern Myanmar

New Year approached.

In the blink of an eye, my third year in Southeast Asia has almost passed.

These days, the Bangkang City Government has been busy decorating the roads with lights and colorful decorations. It was during this time of financial stress that I began to bleed heavily.

Xiaoxiao held my arm and wandered around the street where the green soldiers completely separated the space and said: "Lao Xu, tell me, why was I so excited when the Chinese New Year came in the past? Now it's better, you can tell me about the Chinese New Year. It makes my head hurt just to hear what I need to prepare later.”

I laughed.

This is a question I never understood when I first came to Southeast Asia.

But today, after I go all out to prepare for the New Year and prepare to make everyone feel at home, I seem to have figured out this problem.

I asked Xiaoxiao to prepare a sumptuous meal at home, and also asked Xiaoxiao to prepare red envelopes, and in accordance with customs, set the rules for what day to clean the house, what time to welcome the stove, etc. Xiaoxiao stared and asked: "Why should I Prepare alone?"

The next second, she hugged my arm, pouted and said, "No, you have to come with me."

I like this method. It's like when the person at home shouts when picking up the express delivery: "Husband, please help me go downstairs and get it."

And: "Stop standing in that row all day like a damn dog. Can't you help with some work and pick up a courier?"

When Xiaoxiao handles me, she always has the most appropriate way. Even if it looks a bit coquettish, the final result will always be as she wishes.

"Okay, okay, okay." I ran out of ideas. During the Chinese New Year, we can't let the family be in a state of chaos, right?

So, I abandoned the entire city government, was pulled by Xiaoxiao, and appeared on the street.

"Master Xu!"

"Master!"

"Master Xu, you and the second lady are going shopping..."

This was my first appearance after winning the hearts of the people in Bangkang. I didn’t expect that at this second, the whole street could be heard saying hello.

They looked at me and smiled, and happily stopped on the street carrying the big and small bags they had just bought. Some people said to me: "Master Xu, we have to thank you. My child went to work in a pharmaceutical factory and has not been able to do anything this year." Make less money, look, how much meat our family bought this year!”

"Master Xu, have you eaten yet? I have just opened a restaurant here, do you want to try it?"

"Is this the Second Madam? Second Madam, you must drink the coconut juice that I just chopped."

Xiaoxiao took the coconut juice and corrected with a smile: "Madam!"

Hahahahaha...

The people around me laughed out loud. It seemed that the dark side legends about me had already spread in Bangkang, but they didn't seem to care much.

what?

Isn't it dangerous to have so many people gathered around?

It's dangerous.

But I enjoy it.

In the past, in Meng Neng, no matter where I went, people would never dare to gather around me like this, because I buried the person named Bai in front of the market, because I was shooting in the street, and because I was covered in blood. passed there;

It's different now. For the people of Bangkang, it was the initial stage of a monarch's business. It's not that they didn't believe it, but after watching my performance to win the hearts of the people, they believed that I could be a good person and be able to provide relief even after my hands were stained with blood. The wise king of all peoples.

Therefore, I have to smile even if it is dangerous. After all, if a celebrity walks away in front of fans, they can just open their mouths and say "X you mother", but if you take a photo with them cordially and sign an autograph, they will Will say 'I am not a fan of the wrong person'.

I was surrounded on the street. After I showed up and was discovered, within two or three minutes, the entire street was surrounded.

I was surrounded by ordinary people, and I could vaguely see the police lights coming for reinforcements on the periphery of the crowd, but those police officers definitely couldn't get in.

They didn't squeeze me. I don't know if anyone would believe me when I told this story. However, at that time, even though the streets were crowded with people, these people still took the initiative to set aside an area for me. I can stand comfortably.

They didn't want to do anything to me, they were just curious to see what this 'old pussy' that had filled their ears looked like.

And in this kind of noise, it was impossible for them to hear anything I said, so I simply shut my mouth and looked at everyone with a smile. I knew that when their excitement passed, they would naturally There is time for me to speak. Sure enough, after about four or five minutes, they had finished saying everything they could say in their hearts, and they were all looking directly at me.

As for their questions, I didn’t answer any of them, I didn’t even hear them clearly, but I knew exactly what I should say to them at this time.

"Have you seen it?"

You must not shout at this time. Even if your voice is louder, the people will make a louder noise than you, for fear that you will not be heard. They will listen carefully when you whisper.

"Don't you think I've grown a head?"

Some people started to laugh out loud. I walked around in the small space in the crowd, stood in front of a five-year-old girl, and suddenly said: "But, they said that I eat a child every night. real!"

Wow!

The little girl cried on the spot. Everyone around her laughed so happily that the child's mother even subconsciously hit me lightly on the shoulder.

In an instant, the entire scene went from bursting with laughter to falling into silence, as if someone had directly pinched the throat. They were all worried about the child's mother.

I slowly picked up the little girl's hand and threw it at myself: "It should be beaten, it should be beaten, I shouldn't scare you, don't be afraid."

At that second, everyone let out a sigh of relief.

I turned around and said with a smile, "Thank you."

I touched the shoulders of the people around me one by one, regardless of gender, young or old: "Thank you for being willing to hand over the entire Bangkang to me, and for trusting me so much."

"I thank you for treating me as your most trustworthy family member."

"Now, it's my turn to do something for you."

"I have asked the city government to buy neon lights to prepare the entire Bangkang to be decorated with lights during the Spring Festival; I have also asked people to buy a large number of fireworks and firecrackers, which will be set off in the square."

"You all come..." I turned around and appeared again next to the girl who had just stopped crying: "You come too, I will leave a big one for you."

She turned her head and threw herself into her mother's arms again, not even daring to look at me.

Hahahahaha...

The people laughed again, but I felt that the little girl would have a nightmare tonight.

"Okay, I have to go shopping now, can you make a way for me?"

In my smile, the elderly man turned sideways slightly, the young man behind him also turned sideways, and every citizen behind him turned sideways. I seemed to see a door opening towards me.

"Da Bang, please."

"Dabang, even if you are a powerful Dabang, we still recognize you..."

"Don't talk nonsense, Meng Neng's Dabang is the Dabang of all our Wa people!"

I walked out of the crowd and walked forward. All the Wa people actually took the initiative to maintain order on the street for me, so that those who had not seen me up close could only stand at a distance to watch and say hello...

At this moment, I truly owned Bangkang.

At this moment, under my throne, there were countless Wa people carrying rags to wipe away the blood. They were reluctant to let me sit in a dirty place.

At this moment, I walked to the throne for the first time without using a gun, but many people still died.

I also completely understand why my New Year has become less and less like the New Year... (End of this chapter)