The years when I was deceived into northern Myanmar

"Uncle Wei, aren't I just thinking that if we give up the world we conquered to others, wouldn't it cause chaos again?"

"Just you? Are you the only one who has such a good intention?"

Team leader Wei explained his words directly on the phone: "Let me tell you, you are just hypocritical with me. You think that Old Zhao can at most help catch a wanted criminal in the country, and you also have the ability to completely wipe out the Golden Triangle!"

"Don't I know about your frivolous nature?"

"Isn't that what you meant by saying it clearly?"

I held the phone and smiled: "Look...Uncle Wei, if you don't understand this way, what can I do?"

"I've explained to you over and over again that I really didn't mean it this way, so what else can I say?"

"Besides, I haven't disobeyed the orders from above. Which step did I not take in consultation with you?"

"Uncle, I can just explain it to you again. You see me shouting and drinking outside, but here, I still have to be a child."

……

Nanjiang, office.

There are two red flags placed in front of a big man's desk. One side has a five-pointed star printed on it, and the other side has a sickle and hammer printed on it.

At this moment, Lao Wei outside his desk turned on the speakerphone, pointed at the phone and cursed: "Get out!"

He hung up the phone casually, then raised his head, looked at the man who had been waiting, and said, "Leader, look... this guy has just made some achievements, and he is about to raise his tail."

The leader smiled: "Old Wei, you are good at everything, but it is not good that young people are not allowed to make mistakes."

"When you were young, weren't you just as stubborn as a donkey? Don't talk about you either. When I was young, I wasn't as arrogant as this Xu Ruifeng?"

"He's very capable. He doesn't give in or talk softly, and he completes the tasks assigned by his superiors to the letter. If this doesn't allow others to be careful, isn't it too harsh?"

Team Leader Wei raised his head in confusion, as if to avenge his injustice: "Leader?"

"Okay."

The big leader reassured: "We will do what we can, as long as we can ensure the stability of the border. Let alone Xu Ruifeng jump a little higher, even if he wants to take off, as long as the kite string is still in his hand, he will just pull the string in his hand." thing."

"Will it be done?"

"meeting."

After Team Leader Wei finished speaking, as he stood up to leave, he asked: "Leader, can I apply for a special Southern Xinjiang ID card for Comrade 'Zhou Aiguo'?"

"Any city will do."

"Slippery." The big leader smiled, just like the tightening spell that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave to Tang Monk in "Journey to the West". He brushed dots on a piece of paper, and the first two words were 'special approval'!
After writing these words, Team Leader Wei was about to reach out to take it. At that moment, the senior leader pressed his hand: "What are you doing?"

Team leader Wei looked at the note in his hand: "This is not..."

"We have this thing in our hands. That's a matter of one sentence. It's true. But if you let Monkey Sun think it's so simple, do you really plan to recite the Tightening Curse every day even though the mountains are high and the rivers are far away?"

"The harder this thing is to make, the more it can become a kite string in your hand. Only the stronger the kite string is, the more obedient the kite will be."

"Otherwise, he will somersault and fly thousands of miles away, and you will have to walk the rest of the journey alone?"

Team leader Wei thought about it for a while and said, "Yes!"

The big leader then took back his hand.

Team leader Wei took out the phone again, holding a note in his hand and called back: "Hello, Xu? I almost forgot to say something important because I made you so angry just now..."

"I applied to the leader about the matter of 'patriotic overseas Chinese' Comrade Zhou Aiguo returning to the embrace of the motherland and re-naturalizing..."...

At that moment, I was reaching out to play with 'Little Banzai', and suddenly stopped my hand. Little Banzai caught my wrist in one bite, and it was wondering why I couldn't move.

"Uncle Wei, what did the leader say?"

Team leader Wei scolded: "What else can you say? The leader said it, but he just goes against me, and I apply for special approval for him? Isn't this just because he's full?"

"Uncle Wei, please don't...I told you, I didn't mean it that way. Why did you turn around and report it to me? Aren't you giving me eye drops?"

"How to speak?"

Team leader Wei scolded: "You know who I am, and the state has the power to know and investigate my every word, deed, and action. If I don't take the initiative to report it, am I just waiting for you to take advantage of me?" "

"Then...how did the leader respond?"

"The leader said, let's take another look. He didn't say it to death."

"You, you better think about it, don't be so cunning and smart as usual, and act foolishly at this juncture."

"Hang up!" He hung up the phone again angrily.

And I looked up again and looked at the land beyond the port in the distance. Just now I was telling Xiao Wansui that that was my home...

I was stunned, and the pain in my wrist came over me. When I turned around, I saw Xiao Wansai biting my flesh bit by bit with his teeth!

I took the phone, pointed it at the tiger's head and knocked it, causing the little gadget to roll all over the floor.

The little guy was really in pain. He lay on his back and screamed "Ouch". I raised my hand to gesture, and the little tiger's paws were raised. The little tiger's face was raised up to avoid it, and the little paws blocked his face. Occasionally, he scratched a few times to show his pain. It was convinced.

At that moment, I laughed and cursed: "You little bastard, just bear with it, I will still be able to bully you for another year."

I grabbed little Wansai, held him in my arms again and patted the dust off his body. Suddenly, I seemed to understand the meaning behind the phone call just now.

The red notice is my fate, and the lost nationality is what I dream of...Looking at it this way, what Team Leader Wei said was the cell phone I just smashed on the top of Xiao Wansui's head. I am just like this little tiger. Can't stand it...

That's what happened.

It turns out...that's what happened.

I looked at the little Banzai in my arms, asked, "Are you convinced?" and pointed at it with my phone.

It was in my arms, sticking out its tongue full of thorns, and licked the phone twice.

I laughed, put my head against Xiao Wanzai's forehead, and kept rubbing it: "You have become my master!"

After laughing, he threw it forward and rushed over.

As soon as the little guy saw me chasing him, he climbed up the tree with a few clicks. I stood under the tree with wide eyes and looked at the little Banzai on the tree. I turned back and glanced at the green soldier and asked, "It's not that the cat didn't teach me." Is it capable?"

The green soldier looked at me in confusion: "Sir, tigers are born to climb trees."

"That's not right, it's definitely not right. When I was in school, it was written in the primary school textbook that the cat taught the tiger how to hunt and survive, but it didn't teach it how to climb trees. Only then did it escape when the tiger turned to eat it. A calamity."

The green soldier still didn't know what I was talking about and responded: "Sir, tigers can not only climb trees, they can also swim..."

I looked at Long Live on the tree and cursed: "What the fuck?"

Immediately, he took out catnip from his pocket... (End of this chapter)