The years when I was deceived into northern Myanmar

It's summer.

While I was busy in Bangkang's office with my head down, Haika, Minsheng and others were also sitting in front of the TV, waiting.

Today is the day for peace talks between the Wa State and Eastern Shan State. The entire Southeast Asia is paying attention to the results of this peace talk, and we have launched an offensive early...

"Dear viewers, this is "Myanmar News". We are currently conducting interviews on the border between Wa State and Eastern Shan State. The pergola in the distance is the place where Wa State and Eastern Shan State are preparing for peace talks."

"To be honest, it is really not easy for the Wa State, a regime that has fought back the lost territory after being occupied by the Eastern Shan State, to agree to this peace negotiation. I heard that many Wa people do not agree to this peace negotiation. They want Driving tanks into eastern Shan State to avenge previous shame.”

"Here I have to say a special mention for the very responsible leader of Eastern Shan State, Ade. It was him who knelt down in front of the camera to calm the anger of the Wa State. If this peace talks can really succeed, if this time the East Myanmar can really stop In the war, Ade can even outweigh the merits and demerits for Eastern Shan State. At least he ensured that the homeland would not be invaded. "

The sound that is constantly coming from the TV is our offensive. We want to hold Ade high. If possible, the people under me would like to put Ade into the position of a saint, because he can stand up The higher you go, the harder you fall!
Did you see it?

This is the group of people under my command. If you let them do some serious work, each one of them will really not be able to take the stage. But if they are playing tricks and tricks, they are very good at trapping and harming anyone!
"Hey?"

I picked my nose, looked up into the office, and asked, "What does it smell like?"

"Sir, I forgot to tell you..." Zeng Yang stood up and said, "The cleaning lady told me this morning that she didn't dare to enter your house. Xiao Wansui kept shouting, always scaring people."

"Maybe it's because Xiao Banzai peed and pooped in this room, which caused the smell."

I looked at the little Wansai lying under my feet and asked, "What did you do?"

But what I was thinking in my mind was: "This isn't going to work. How can the Wa leader's office smell like shit and urine?"

But he still reached out his hand and patted little Wansui lovingly. This pat caused dust to fly in the places where the sun shone, just like a free-range dog in the countryside, and the dust was jumping happily in the sun.

"Zeng Yang, take Wansui out and find a place in the wild forest for him to have a good time, and then find a pool for him to take a bath."

After saying that, I put down the pen.

Just now, I was revising the "Declaration of Victory" that I will use soon. Since I came to Bangkang's office, the time I spent holding the pen became longer and longer, and the time I spent holding the gun became shorter and shorter. This is when I discovered , the homework you did not write carefully when you were a child will be retrieved for you one day after your life gets better. Otherwise, you will only become the bottom of the hard-working people.

As soon as Zeng Yang walked towards me, Xiao Wansui ducked under my legs with his head lowered, looking aggrieved, like a child facing an older child who had just beaten him.

I reached out and patted Xiao Wanzai on the head again, and said, "Why do you still hold grudges?"

"This is one of our own!"

Zeng Yang, who was also good-natured, came to me and grabbed the two hind paws of Little Wansui. He grabbed the skin on Little Wansui's back neck like a dog and yelled: "Follow me!"

I was dragged out by Xiao Wansui, and then I felt that Wu Song in "Water Margin" might be real. People dare to fight tigers. This can be seen from Zeng Yang's attitude towards Xiao Wansui. Gotta come out.

After a while, the cleaner came and tidied the house again. Minsheng pointed at the TV and said, "Master, let's start."

On TV, Anne gave up her leather jacket and put on a suit, and her half-breasted figure also began to sit upright. Lu Mingshan was not even qualified to sit down, so when he stood behind these two people, a man from the Eastern Shan State The old man enters the scene. I watched the people on the TV carefully, walked from behind the desk to the sofa, pulled Zhang Wenhe with my hand and asked, "Who is this?"

"Gu Feng, Lin Minxian's royal adviser. The two brothers have lived and died together since they were young. When they are old, they are still friends who talk about everything."

This ancient style is really a bit fairy-like. Even if his face has drooped with age, his eyes are still so bright.

On the TV, Annie said in a completely off-script manner: "On behalf of the Wa State, I am here to have friendly discussions with the Eastern Shan State on various issues regarding the signing of the Non-Aggression Treaty. If the Eastern Shan State has nothing to explain in advance, then we This is when formal negotiations begin.”

The gray-haired Gu Feng was also wearing a suit very formally. When he raised his head after Anne's explanation, he said very seriously: "Yes." Then, he took out a small book from a pile of documents. The medical certificate from Mongla Hospital stated: "What I, the Eastern Shan State, would like to explain to the Wa State is that a few days ago, the leader of the Wa State, Ade, was hospitalized due to a 'stroke' and is still undergoing treatment. Otherwise, he should personally Those who come to participate in this negotiation, please don’t doubt our sincerity.”

"fart!"

"lie!"

Haika and Minsheng stood up one after another, pointing at the TV and yelling!
Even they both could see that Ade was clearly using his illness to avoid being judged. In this way, no matter whether we asked Ade to come to the Wa State to face trial or let him go to take care of his father, he They can all hide in Eastern Shan State and remain motionless.

You can't let a 'stroke' patient take care of another patient, right?

If you insist on doing this, Ade might be able to get someone to help you out of the ward and put on a show of "slanting words and squinting eyes" for you in front of the camera.

"sit down!"

I suppressed the anger of Minsheng and Haika and said, "Given the two of you's impatience, it's a good thing I didn't send you for peace talks, otherwise..."

Haika and Min sat angrily on the sofa. When the camera turned to Annie and Banbra, I saw these two people looking at each other and then turning and looking behind them at the same time!

This small action put a sinister smile on Lu Mingshan's face, but my heart was relieved!
Obviously, the impeccable Lu Mingshan has already shown his talent in front of Annie and Banbula, otherwise, this look back should not exist.

Banbula said: "Excuse me, which hospital in Xiaomengla gave this diagnosis result?"

"Annie, this is what Chinese medicine calls stroke, right? In Western medicine, what is a stroke called?"

Anne responded: "Cerebrovascular disease."

"Look, it's so dangerous, it's even sick to the head."

Banbula continued: "On behalf of Mr. Xu from the Wa State, I would like to express my condolences to Mr. Ade from the Eastern Shan State."

Gu Feng lowered his head slightly and said, "Thank you."

Banbula spoke again: "Compared to Xiao Mengla, the hospital in Bangkang is more advanced. Our doctors are all from the east and have rich medical experience. I wonder if Mr. Gufeng is willing to accept the help of the Wa State and send Ade to the hospital." Sir, transfer to Xiaomengla for treatment?”

"This..." (End of Chapter)