Douluo: If you defeat Yu Xiaogang, I will be invincible.
Chapter 244 Yu Xiaogang: I’m going to kill you!
So Yu Xiaogang just finished cursing in his mind, took a sip of soup, and started coughing crazily.
A discerning person can immediately tell that this is choking.
So it's very funny, a majestic soul master can still be choked.
Zhang Tianyu was very innocent. He didn't do this, it was Yu Xiaogang who choked him.
But it wasn't over yet. Then, Tang San also started coughing violently. He was also drinking soup, and he also choked on the soup.
At this time, everyone naturally has to pay attention.
"Are you okay, Master?"
"Asan, are you okay?"
"Oh, drink the soup more slowly!"
The two of them began to chatter in their hearts again.
Yu Xiaogang: "Damn it, now you think about caring about me! What did you do earlier!"
"Mainly because of Tang San and these bullshit teachers. If it wasn't because of these people's excessive behavior, I wouldn't be choked! Damn it!"
Tang San: "These bunch of bastards, they might not be happy when they see me choking, but they pretend to be good people here on the surface! This is disgusting and hypocritical!"
"The most hateful thing is this old guy Yu Xiaogang. If he hadn't been choked, how could I have been choked! Damn old Biden!"
Good guy, you don’t even take time to eat.
But just choking on food, how can this be considered bad luck?
Therefore, Zhang Tianyu used a useful and affordable prop for the two of them - [Unlucky Sticker].
The bad luck sticker will bring bad luck as soon as you put it on it. It is efficient and easy to use. Whoever uses it will know.
This is also a new prop that only appeared in this life. If it existed in the previous life, then it will definitely add more new fun in the previous life.
This prop was indeed effective very quickly. After applying it, only ten seconds passed before Yu Xiaogang started coughing crazily again!
He was choked again!
Tang San was not choked, but when he stood up to get the buns, he knocked over the soup bowl on the table and spilled it all over him!
Yu Xiaogang: "Damn it! Why did I get choked again! What's going on!"
"It must be because of that bitch Tang San. It's because of him that I'm unlucky!"
Tang San: "Damn! What happened to this bowl! Why am I so unlucky?"
"It must be because of Yu Xiaogang, the old Bideng. In all these years of knowing him, I haven't encountered many good things!"
Zhang Tianyu almost listened to music again,
It's really interesting that these two people, who can only be said to be true masters and disciples, have such a tacit understanding and blame each other at the same time!
This was just a small misfortune, and the two of them were yelling at each other in their hearts. If something big happened to them, would they be so angry that they vomited blood? Or even get angry to death?
Soon, Zhang Tianyu will see the results.
This meal was stumbling, but I finally finished it.
When walking out of the cafeteria, it was not everyone walking in front, but Tang San and Yu Xiaogang walking in front.
As soon as he left the cafeteria door, Yu Xiaogang suddenly slipped, his front foot slipped out, and he suddenly did a split!
"Ho! Ah!" Yu Xiaogang's face turned pale in pain instantly!
Although he is a soul master, his physical fitness is far superior to that of ordinary people, but not every soul master can do things like splits and horsebacks easily, especially someone like Yu Xiaogang who has no dancing skills at all. Old man, if you do the splits this time, you might tear your balls into pieces!
"Quick! Quick!" Yu Xiaogang's voice trembled, "Hurry up and help me!"
Tang San finally regained his composure and rushed to help him up, with a worried look on his face: "Teacher, are you okay?"
"It's okay," Yu Xiaogang took a few deep breaths. If there weren't so many people watching at the scene, he would have reached out to cover the painful area!
It hurts so much! It hurts so much!
At the same time, in their hearts,
Yu Xiaogang: "Tang San, you idiot! Trash! Do I look like I'm okay? You are obviously so strong, with such a high level, and usually react so quickly, but today, when I slipped out, you He didn’t even pull me!”
"You pretended to ask me if I was okay, you piece of shit! I really want to kill you!"
Tang San: "Hahaha! Old Bideng, you deserve it! Now you are talking nonsense! Who told you to talk nonsense to me every day! You said you were teaching me, but you taught me shit! If you hadn't talked nonsense to me in the first place, How could I be deceived by you and become your teacher?!"
"You deserve your nonsense! I wish you had both of your legs broken!"
"It's just that the ground here is a bit slippery." Yu Xiaogang cursed in his heart and pretended to be indifferent on his face.
But in fact, he was in so much pain just now that his eyes almost popped out.
"Teacher, please slow down, I will support you this time." Tang San said.
"That's pretty much it! Little Yasan, help me quickly!" Yu Xiaogang said in his heart, while saying with his mouth: "It's okay, no need, I can walk by myself."
His body and mind were very honest, and he was supported by Tang San respectfully.
"Damn it, old Bideng, you actually asked me to support you. Just wait for me. I will let you know how powerful I am tonight!"
Zhang Tianyu's eyes lit up slightly, oh, if you say so, there will be fun tonight?
After all, they are in love and killing each other, so you have to kill one of them to show us the fun!
But even so, Zhang Tianyu will not let them go, and will let them continue to be unlucky. It is absolutely impossible for them to be scolded in vain.
So Tang San supported Yu Xiao and just walked a few steps when he was suddenly stumbled by a stone brick protruding from the ground.
Tang San was a martial artist, and he had the unique movement skill of Ghost Shadow Step, so after being tripped, he quickly twisted his body, flipped his right arm, and used his strength to stabilize his body without falling. .
But the point is, Tang San's right hand is holding Yu Xiaogang!
He twisted his arm and waist, throwing Yu Xiaogang over his shoulder and throwing him away!
Poor Yuxiao just got split and torn off her balls, and she didn't react at all, so she was thrown away with a confused look on her face!
bump!
Yu Xiaogang fell heavily to the ground, and the pain caused by the split was once again aggravated.
This time, Yu Xiaogang could no longer remain strong and calm. He screamed and quickly covered an unspeakable part with his hands!
There is really nothing I can do, it really hurts! It really hurts!
"Master!" The others exclaimed and rushed forward quickly.
Zhang Tianyu naturally rushed forward,
Tang San also reacted quickly, a flash of relief flashed in his eyes, and then he shouted: "Teacher!"
Running all the way, Yu Xiaogang was still covering that part and wailing,
So the girls naturally didn't come close,
Tang San rushed forward and held Yu Xiaogang's arm: "Teacher, are you okay? I'm sorry, I tripped just now and didn't pay attention..."
Yu Xiaogang said: "Uh! It's okay, it's okay, I won't blame you."
But in my heart: "Tang San! Little Bastard! I'm going to fucking kill you!" (End of Chapter)
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