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Chapter 105 Patient No. 17, you pretend to be a doctor again

Chapter 105 Patient No. 17, you pretend to be a doctor again

the next day.

It was past nine in the morning.

Su Haozhe slept until he woke up naturally and was almost recovered.

Brother Yang arrived at the B&B early and was feeling depressed outside the door.

"Why are people gone?"

When Brother Yang came, the boss said that Su Haozhe left on his own.

But could this person in the barren mountains have ascended?
"Boss, where is my brother?"

Su Haozhe came down from upstairs and saw that no one was in Huang Niu's room.

"You didn't leave. I sent your brother to the hospital myself."

The boss had two dark circles under his eyes, but he looked in a good mood.

"Which hospital, I'll go and see."

Su Haozhe still wanted to arrest someone, so he couldn't let the scalpers escape.

"It's the one at the fork in front!"

The boss gave a thumbs up.

"Well, you don't have to pay the room fee."

Su Haozhe nodded.

"No, you're welcome. Come back next time."

The boss waved his hand and waived the room fee.

"Good to say."

Su Haozhe nodded and walked out, seeing Brother Yang looking at the mountain in a daze.

"What are you doing!"

Su Haozhe stepped forward and slapped him.

"Holy shit, I'm so scary. Where did you come from?"

Brother Yang was shocked.

"Come out of the hotel and go to the hospital quickly."

Su Haozhe was going to find scalpers first.

"The skewers you asked for are hard to buy in the morning."

Brother Yang took out a bag of skewers, which Su Haozhe had given him yesterday.

"Let's go and eat at the hospital."

Su Haozhe got on his motorcycle and went to the hospital first.

Affiliated Hospital of Jiangcheng Medical University.

Su Haozhe came to the service desk to ask.

"Help me check which ward Lai Chengguang is in. I'm his friend."

Su Haozhe knew the scalper's name when he checked in yesterday.

"Okay, it's in Room 502 of the Anorectal Department on the fifth floor."

The service staff replied.

Anorectal?
Su Haozhe went directly to the fifth floor.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Huang Niu, lying on a hospital bed, looking at the wall with dull eyes.

"Brother, I'm here to see you."

Su Haozhe looked at the hospital bed, then pulled up a stool and sat down far away.

"You, do you know what happened yesterday? Do you know what I went through?"

"damn it……"

The scalper became excited when he saw Su Haozhe, and started pouring out his grievances and resentments like crazy.

What happened yesterday may have cast a shadow on him for the rest of his life. It was really scary.

"Now that the matter has come to this, let's order food first."

Su Haozhe brought it over to grill, "Let's have some skewers."

"Take it away quickly, I can't see Chuan'er now."

Jaune quickly covered his eyes.

"Okay, okay, watch me avenge you, I'll kill them all."

Su Haozhe was picking up skewers next to him.

Huang Niu swallowed and watched Su Haozhe eat, which made him feel even more miserable.

dong dong dong~
"Where are the patients in the same bed?"

A doctor in a white coat walked in, holding a few pieces of paper in his hand.

"Doctor, I am in bed."

Huang Niu looked at the doctor bitterly.

slap~
The doctor slapped him, "Everyone else is lying down, so why are you lying down?"

"Ah~ah~ Doctor, I have an anal fissure. It hurts so much that I can't lie down!"

Yellow Ox grimaced in pain, holding the pillow and gritting his teeth.

"Excuse me, let me read the test results to you."

The doctor stood up straight and took out an examination report.

"Is there anything else wrong?"

Scalpers feel that the world has no meaning anymore.

"You have found out now that you are pregnant with twins."

The doctor smiled and clapped his hands, "Congratulations."

Su Haozhe and Brother Yang sat silently farther away. This was a big mistake.

"Huh? Pregnant? Twins?"

Yellow Ox's eyes bulged out.

I haven't heard that you can get pregnant this way. Isn't this too fast?
In just one night, the twins were found?
"The doctor must have made a mistake. Look, I'm a boy."

Huang Niu quickly got up and grabbed the doctor's clothes.

"Well, it's because you are a unique genius with a physique that is different from ordinary people." The doctor said seriously.

"What kind of physique is it? Pregnant? It's over."

Jaune sighed and lay still on the bed.

"But you can still be saved now. It only takes a few days of injection."

The doctor suddenly laughed and took out a syringe.

"Okay, okay, doctor, please hurry up. If it's too late, I'll be born."

The scalper immediately took off his pants, he couldn't wait any longer.

Su Haozhe brought over the report brought by the doctor.

[Psychiatric Assessment Report]

Su Haozhe and Brother Yang looked at each other before they had time to speak.

"Ah~"

A scream sounded.

"Doctor, please slow down, it hurts."

The scalper held his butt and felt like he was pricked by an awl.

"Hahaha, fun."

The doctor pulled it out and inserted another needle.

"Ah~ Are you giving an injection, or are you seeking wealth and murder?"

Yellow Ox shed tears of pain.

Other doctors would push the injection slowly, but this one went straight in, and you can imagine the pain.

"Doctor, come here first."

Su Haozhe was afraid that someone would die if he continued like this, so he quickly called the doctor.

"Do you want an injection too? Wait until I finish this."

The doctor smiled and pulled out the needle.

"I won't give any injections. It's fun for you to come and see."

Su Haozhe waved, and the doctor's attention was attracted and he came over.

"Doctor, can I be okay?"

Huang Niu asked with tears in his eyes.

"It's already healed. I'm a miracle doctor."

The doctor smiled confidently.

"That's good, it's worth two injections."

Huang Niu nodded happily.

"Time is the best medicine for trauma. In ten years, all your pain will be gone."

The doctor enlightened the scalpers.

"I understand, doctor. What you said is great. He is indeed a miracle doctor."

It sounds very useful to scalpers.

Pain is only temporary, life is still long.

dong dong dong~
A nurse came in anxiously.

"Patient No. 17, you stole doctor's clothes and pretended to be a doctor again. Go back quickly."

The nurse yelled at the "doctor" in the room.

The doctor lowered his hands and pouted his mouth, like a primary school student who made a mistake.

"How about I play a little longer."

The doctor pouted and discussed.

"No, take off your clothes and go back immediately."

The nurse stepped forward and pulled the doctor away.

The ward became silent again, except for the occasional sniffing sound of scalpers.

"what is the meaning of this?"

The scalper's brain is a bit out of control, so why did the nurse start scolding the doctor?
"The doctor just now was a psychopath pretending to be a patient."

Su Haozhe explained with a smile.

"Ah? Then I wasn't stabbed in vain? Why is my life so miserable!"

Yellow Ox cried even more sadly, and fell asleep after crying for a while.

After struggling all night, I didn't sleep, my body and mind were severely damaged, and I fell asleep.

"This guy has such a big heart, he can even fall asleep."

Brother Yang was a little impressed that he could fall asleep so quickly after just two injections.

"He was exhausted physically and mentally and fell asleep directly."

Su Haozhe knew that Huang Niu couldn't bear it mentally and couldn't stand it any longer.

"Then what shall we do?"

Brother Yang didn't know what to do.

"It's a great sight, hahaha."

Su Haozhe walked out with a smile.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also a little confused.

: "What happened? Isn't this the scalper from yesterday? Why is he a little dying?"

: "He said he had an anal fissure. Could it be that he got it from a beer bottle?"

: "Tell me more details upstairs, have you ever had an anal fissure? No matter what, it's true."

: "There are a few unlucky criminals who are with Su Shen. They are not just bounty hunters."

: "That's absolutely true. The whereabouts of Scar Chen's body are still unknown."

: "..."

Su Haozhe ran out by himself yesterday, and no one knew what happened.

After Su Haozhe went out, he directly found the attending doctor.

(End of this chapter)

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