This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 18 Don’t keep a cat if you have children, it’s not good for the cat

Chapter 18 Don’t keep a cat if you have children, it’s not good for the cat
"Are you a caregiver here too?"

The host found it hard to imagine that the young lady has such a good temperament.

"How should I put it? Yes and no. I take time to come here every week to volunteer. It's not official."

The young lady explained with a smile.

Standing next to the host, his temperament is not inferior at all.

"So it is."

The host nodded.

"Let's go to the restaurant to have breakfast first. I haven't eaten yet."

Su Haozhe decided to go to a restaurant to eat.

The staff of the program team also followed closely, originally to film the daily life of the contestants.

A group of people came to the restaurant.

"Is it alright here?"

The beautiful nurse pointed to a table at the door.

"Inside, I like the seat by the window, where I can get some sunshine."

Su Haozhe pointed to a table inside.

"Row."

The beautiful nurse pushed the wheelchair towards the window.

"Let's have some fruit, a cup of soy milk, and an egg-filled pancake."

Su Haozhe started to light up.

Netizens in the live broadcast room are not calm.

: "Brother Su, don't go too far. What's wrong with sitting outside? You have to let a beautiful woman push you so far."

: "I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to a nursing home this weekend. The treatment is so cool."

: "My rent + food cost is about [-], and I can probably live in a nursing home for a month."

: "This life is so enjoyable. I live like an emperor. I don't have to walk or even eat."

: "..."

The audience was filled with envy and hatred!
The beautiful nurse brought over a large box of cut fruit. There were several kinds of fruits in it, which looked very good.

"Xiao Su, you're here to eat too."

When Old Liu Tou next door saw Su Haozhe, he came over directly carrying a plate.

"Why do you have a big plate of fruit and I only have one kiwi fruit?"

Old Liu Tou compared it and was very unconvinced.

"Uncle Liu, your blood sugar is high, so you can't eat too many fruits with high sugar content."

The beautiful nurse explained directly.

"Oh, you can't eat whatever you want even if you have money. You'll suffer."

Old Liu Tou thought about the blood sugar level, shook his head and gave up the idea of ​​eating fruit.

The meal was very pleasant. Su Haozhe drank the last drop of soy milk and pouted.

People were puzzled.

: "This anchor is indeed seriously ill, and yet he still acts cute after eating? This old man is so disgusting."

: "What does this mean? There is an old man opposite him. Isn't he blowing a kiss?"

: "I almost spit out my food, I really can't stand this pout."

: "..."

Netizens were disgusted by Su Haozhe's actions and made wild complaints in the live broadcast room.

Amid everyone's complaints, the nurse came back with her bag.

He took out a piece of paper from his bag and wiped Su Haozhe's mouth.

"Okay."

The young lady smiled and threw the tissue into the trash can.

Host Yu'er scratched her head.

After arriving at the nursing home, all this impacted her cognition and she was already a little confused.

Uncle Liu opposite was still eating his meal slowly, without feeling any fuss.

: "There is also a mouth wiping service? This is too sweet."

: "Don't stop me, I'm going to the nursing home to apply for a card now. It doesn't matter how much it costs."

: "Every step Brother Su takes is beyond my prediction. He is so strong."

The scoldings from netizens stopped abruptly, and turned to envy again.

After breakfast.

The nurse lady pushed Su Haozhe back to the room.

The staff of the program team followed behind.

The host didn't know what to ask.

"I'll brush my teeth first and wait a moment."

Su Haozhe walked into the bathroom with a smile.

The cameraman set up a camera at the door to film, just like a documentary.

The live broadcast room now has more than 20 views, and the audience is watching Su Haozhe brushing his teeth.

Opening the toothpaste, Su Haozhe squeezed the toothpaste directly into his mouth, and then started brushing slowly.

: "Holy crap, when you brush your teeth, don't you squeeze the toothpaste onto the toothbrush? Did I brush it wrong?"

: "The steps are different, but the result seems to be the same, and it's not illegal to squeeze it into your mouth."

: "By the way, have you noticed the title of Brother Su's live broadcast room? It's about an umbrella. I guess I can use an umbrella to do my job."

: "It seems to be true. The theme last time was to catch the sea, so it was just a complete activity." : "..."

Netizens think Su Haozhe is weird, but they are getting used to it.

After some fussing in the bathroom, Su Haozhe returned to the bed and sat down.

"If you have any questions, you can ask me directly."

Su Haozhe saw that the host was confused and reminded him.

"Uh, wait a minute."

The host quickly took out a small card and glanced at it twice.

After arriving at the nursing home, he was constantly in shock, and the host finally came to his senses.

"Your original music is very unique. Where does your inspiration come from?"

The host brought the topic back to music. After all, it is a music program.

"Inspiration is like pregnancy, which lasts for ten months and then gives birth."

Su Haozhe made an analogy.

"You mean, inspiration also needs to accumulate slowly, and then it will explode at a certain moment?"

"I seem to have done this question before. This is the accumulation of inspired thinking."

The host thinks this is right. Many people are the accumulation type.

"No, I mean, you have to find someone to get you pregnant first, otherwise you will be bloated at best."

Su Haozhe directly sang the opposite tune.

host:"……"

"Let's see if the audience has any questions."

The host didn't want to ask anymore and just watched the barrage.

“One viewer left a message and asked if there are small children at home. Is it recommended to get a cat?”

The host read an audience comment.

"Don't raise it."

Su Haozhe shook his head.

"I think so too. Cats have more bacteria and may scratch children."

The host agreed with Su Haozhe's view.

"No, it's not good for cats if there are children at home."

Su Haozhe explained.

There are more barrages in the live broadcast room.

: "This makes sense. My child always swats the cat by its tail, and now the cat walks around when he sees it."

: "Every time Brother Su said a word, the host would sigh silently. This interview is too difficult."

: "It's so funny. It's really top-notch understanding. As I said before, Brother Su is legal but sick."

: "..."

Netizens were surprised when they heard the answer. After thinking about it carefully, it seems to make sense.

Several people chatted in the room for a while, and the host felt that if she continued to ask questions, she would doubt life.

"My cat stole the bones and ate them again."

Su Haozhe heard the dog barking and glanced out the window.

"Your cat has quite a personality, but mine just steals fish."

The host smiled.

"Let's go, I'll go out and teach it a lesson."

Su Haozhe stood up.

"Let's go and look elsewhere."

The host nodded and didn't want to do the interview in the room.

Go to the door.

Su Haozhe saw the umbrella hanging at the door and immediately remembered the system's mission.

"Almost forgot."

Su Haozhe took the umbrella, locked the door and went out.

"It's noon, let me hold the umbrella for you."

Su Haozhe opened the umbrella thoughtfully.

"Thank you."

The host felt that although Su Haozhe's ideas were strange, his emotional intelligence was quite high.

Why is there still sunshine?

Still feeling dazzled, Yu'er raised her head and looked up.

Nani?

Transparent umbrella?

Can this damn thing protect me from the sun?
The host felt very strange and his whole body was no longer there.

"Well, it seems it's not too hot, so there's no need to hold an umbrella. It's really tiring."

Yu'er said with a smile.

"It doesn't matter, it's worth enduring a little trouble for the beauty."

Su Haozhe returned a warm smile.

 We are about to enter the multi-player interactive plot. If you have a ticket, please get one, otherwise it will be like a stand-alone game (づ)づ

  
 
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