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Chapter 184 No. 1 in the dog licking world, too strong
Chapter 184 The No. 1 in dog licking world, too strong
"Can you kid stop barking all the time and listen to what I'm saying?"
Su Haozhe was also convinced. He had never seen this boy so irritable before.
"What else do we have to talk about? You are really a friend and wife. You are welcome. I must have misjudged you."
"You are more handsome than me, but you actually attack my Lili, Lili~"
The more Shi Taolei talked, the sadder he became, and he almost cried.
"Shut up, Lili. That's a scammer. He has deceived many people through online dating."
Su Haozhe said it directly, otherwise this classmate would not be able to calm down at all.
Netizens in the live broadcast room could not see the video, but they could hear the conversation between the two.
: "This classmate is also a real treasure. It's so funny. His thinking is so fast."
: "When you see your partner's account and it's a man, how do you feel?"
: "At first I thought Su Shen was teasing him, but then I thought Su Shen was stealing his woman. There's so much drama here."
: "It's not unfair to be deceived. This classmate's IQ is alarming."
: "I love watching this show so much. It turns out there are so many weird things in life. Why don't I encounter them usually?"
: "..."
Netizens laughed to death at the conversation between the two. They didn't expect this classmate to be so imaginative.
Su Haozhe directly switched the camera and pointed it at the outside environment.
"Look carefully, this is the police station, the fraudster has been caught, how much money have you been defrauded from?"
Su Haozhe was really speechless. He had no interest in aunties of this age.
"Police station?"
Shi Taolei calmed down a bit and saw that there were indeed several police investigators.
"If you fucking got cheated out of money, come to the police station. I remember your home is here."
Su Haozhe said angrily.
"Hahaha, Haozhe is so interesting, he passed my test directly."
"I just wanted to test to see if you can help my brothers. I was indeed right."
Shi Taolei immediately changed his mind and attributed his performance just now to testing Su Haozhe.
"Go away, I recorded what you said just now, and I will post it to the group later."
Su Haozhe naturally didn't believe Shi Taolei's lies.
"No, send it directly to the director to see if I can play a villain or something. Everyone will envy you for becoming a star."
Shi Taolei used his shameless skills, focusing on being shameless.
Not only did they not take it seriously, they even sent it to the director.
"Bah, you're so shameless. No wonder you're so good at licking. Don't you think I stole your woman?"
Su Haozhe couldn't stand listening anymore. What this guy said was so shameless.
"Haozhe, I don't like hearing what you say. I can absolutely trust your character. What kind of friendship do we have?"
"To put it another way, what if you snatch my woman away? Will we still see each other?"
Shi Taolei shouted righteously, but those who didn't know thought he was a righteous man.
"Go away, you are you and I am me. I have no interest in your partner."
Su Haozhe cursed loudly, making him seem like he liked to steal other people's women.
"Hahaha, don't get excited."
Shi Taolei was smiling playfully and didn't care at all when others scolded him.
Netizens also really admire this classmate.
: "I have never seen such a shameless person. He doesn't panic even after being cheated, and he still discusses women."
: "This classmate is really a treasure. He can change his face faster than turning the pages of a book. He was scolding me just now, but now we are like brothers."
: "You must be the king of dog lickers after all. This kind of shame is not something ordinary dog lickers can have."
: "I'm laughing so hard. The host can give me a picture so I can see what he looks like."
: "..."
Shi Taolei's shameless spirit has aroused the interest of many netizens.
Everyone wants to see what this man of god looks like.
"Hurry up and report to the police station. We can still get your money back. It will be hard to tell if you arrive too late."
Su Haozhe didn't want to talk nonsense anymore and asked Shi Taolei to come over directly. "It doesn't matter whether it's money or not. I mainly want to see you. You don't know how much Brother Lei misses you."
Shi Taolei made another shameless speech, and then remained silent for a while.
"Um, do you have a photo of the liar? Let me see if it looks good."
Shi Taolei asked in a low voice.
"Are you possessed by sperm? Are you still thinking about what a liar looks like? Do you still want to fall in love with a liar?"
Su Haozhe had never admired anyone before, but at this moment he really admired Shi Taolei.
You’ve already said you’re a liar, yet you still care about whether the liar looks good or not.
"No, I just want to know what such a sweet voice looks like."
Shi Taolei smiled without blushing at all.
"Don't think about it, he's just a big guy who picks his feet."
Su Haozhe wanted to disgust Shi Taolei.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Shi Taolei shook his head repeatedly, not believing this was true.
"You've never seen it, how do you know it's impossible? Don't you know there is such a thing as a voice changer?"
Su Haozhe also became happy.
If you were deceived by a big man who picks your feet, you would definitely feel very uncomfortable.
: "Good guy, you won't leave a psychological shadow on your classmates. I get goosebumps just thinking about it."
: "Hahaha, Su Shen can disgust people, it's too vivid."
: "This time I see if this licking dog can still go into his mouth, but he can't lick his feet."
Netizens also like to see it, and it is also a beautiful thing to pull other people's goddesses off the altar.
"Some things cannot be faked. I have recorded her menstrual periods all the time, and there are no problems. It is impossible for a man to make it up so accurately."
"Her hobbies and interests are also very feminine, such as cross-stitch, makeup, etc. I have conducted in-depth research on them."
"There's nothing wrong with her tone of voice or chatting habits. She must be a woman."
Shi Taolei directly cited several reasons to prove that the liar was a woman.
"You are awesome!"
Su Haozhe no longer knew how to refute.
This is purely for leisure. If I had the time to study this, I would have been admitted to a good university long ago.
"So, does it look good or not?"
Shi Taolei continued to ask.
"You have to see for yourself."
Su Haozhe hung up the phone directly, not wanting to waste any more time.
"Damn, for the thousands of dollars I was defrauded, I have to go and see it."
Shi Taolei stood up when he saw the video was interrupted.
Su Haozhe hung up the video and flipped through the chat history.
[Licking Dog No. 2]: (Sexy) Baby, why did you send me a message in the middle of the night?
【Lili】:I can’t sleep
[Licking Dog No. 2]: Do you miss me?
[Lili]: Don’t get me wrong, my dog is in the hospital, I’m a little uncomfortable with it
[Licking Dog No. 2]: A piece of voice (woof woof woof woof)
Su Haozhe listened to the dog barking imitated by Shi Taolei and felt that it really looked like it, and it was worthy of being a dog licker.
"This can be regarded as the number one in the dog licking world. She is shameless and can lick anything."
Su Haozhe had never realized before that this boy had such potential.
: "Holy shit, this guy is so powerful, he's actually No. 2. Who are the first few?"
: "No wonder I can't find a girlfriend. I can't say that."
: "It was really eye-opening. It was just like a dog barking. I was shocked."
: "..."
Netizens were also shocked by the chat record, which was not ambiguous at all.
It's so easy to let go.
If there is anything that doesn’t make sense, please skip it. The system will automatically modify the parts that cannot be posted. I don’t know where the modifications are~
(End of this chapter)
"Can you kid stop barking all the time and listen to what I'm saying?"
Su Haozhe was also convinced. He had never seen this boy so irritable before.
"What else do we have to talk about? You are really a friend and wife. You are welcome. I must have misjudged you."
"You are more handsome than me, but you actually attack my Lili, Lili~"
The more Shi Taolei talked, the sadder he became, and he almost cried.
"Shut up, Lili. That's a scammer. He has deceived many people through online dating."
Su Haozhe said it directly, otherwise this classmate would not be able to calm down at all.
Netizens in the live broadcast room could not see the video, but they could hear the conversation between the two.
: "This classmate is also a real treasure. It's so funny. His thinking is so fast."
: "When you see your partner's account and it's a man, how do you feel?"
: "At first I thought Su Shen was teasing him, but then I thought Su Shen was stealing his woman. There's so much drama here."
: "It's not unfair to be deceived. This classmate's IQ is alarming."
: "I love watching this show so much. It turns out there are so many weird things in life. Why don't I encounter them usually?"
: "..."
Netizens laughed to death at the conversation between the two. They didn't expect this classmate to be so imaginative.
Su Haozhe directly switched the camera and pointed it at the outside environment.
"Look carefully, this is the police station, the fraudster has been caught, how much money have you been defrauded from?"
Su Haozhe was really speechless. He had no interest in aunties of this age.
"Police station?"
Shi Taolei calmed down a bit and saw that there were indeed several police investigators.
"If you fucking got cheated out of money, come to the police station. I remember your home is here."
Su Haozhe said angrily.
"Hahaha, Haozhe is so interesting, he passed my test directly."
"I just wanted to test to see if you can help my brothers. I was indeed right."
Shi Taolei immediately changed his mind and attributed his performance just now to testing Su Haozhe.
"Go away, I recorded what you said just now, and I will post it to the group later."
Su Haozhe naturally didn't believe Shi Taolei's lies.
"No, send it directly to the director to see if I can play a villain or something. Everyone will envy you for becoming a star."
Shi Taolei used his shameless skills, focusing on being shameless.
Not only did they not take it seriously, they even sent it to the director.
"Bah, you're so shameless. No wonder you're so good at licking. Don't you think I stole your woman?"
Su Haozhe couldn't stand listening anymore. What this guy said was so shameless.
"Haozhe, I don't like hearing what you say. I can absolutely trust your character. What kind of friendship do we have?"
"To put it another way, what if you snatch my woman away? Will we still see each other?"
Shi Taolei shouted righteously, but those who didn't know thought he was a righteous man.
"Go away, you are you and I am me. I have no interest in your partner."
Su Haozhe cursed loudly, making him seem like he liked to steal other people's women.
"Hahaha, don't get excited."
Shi Taolei was smiling playfully and didn't care at all when others scolded him.
Netizens also really admire this classmate.
: "I have never seen such a shameless person. He doesn't panic even after being cheated, and he still discusses women."
: "This classmate is really a treasure. He can change his face faster than turning the pages of a book. He was scolding me just now, but now we are like brothers."
: "You must be the king of dog lickers after all. This kind of shame is not something ordinary dog lickers can have."
: "I'm laughing so hard. The host can give me a picture so I can see what he looks like."
: "..."
Shi Taolei's shameless spirit has aroused the interest of many netizens.
Everyone wants to see what this man of god looks like.
"Hurry up and report to the police station. We can still get your money back. It will be hard to tell if you arrive too late."
Su Haozhe didn't want to talk nonsense anymore and asked Shi Taolei to come over directly. "It doesn't matter whether it's money or not. I mainly want to see you. You don't know how much Brother Lei misses you."
Shi Taolei made another shameless speech, and then remained silent for a while.
"Um, do you have a photo of the liar? Let me see if it looks good."
Shi Taolei asked in a low voice.
"Are you possessed by sperm? Are you still thinking about what a liar looks like? Do you still want to fall in love with a liar?"
Su Haozhe had never admired anyone before, but at this moment he really admired Shi Taolei.
You’ve already said you’re a liar, yet you still care about whether the liar looks good or not.
"No, I just want to know what such a sweet voice looks like."
Shi Taolei smiled without blushing at all.
"Don't think about it, he's just a big guy who picks his feet."
Su Haozhe wanted to disgust Shi Taolei.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Shi Taolei shook his head repeatedly, not believing this was true.
"You've never seen it, how do you know it's impossible? Don't you know there is such a thing as a voice changer?"
Su Haozhe also became happy.
If you were deceived by a big man who picks your feet, you would definitely feel very uncomfortable.
: "Good guy, you won't leave a psychological shadow on your classmates. I get goosebumps just thinking about it."
: "Hahaha, Su Shen can disgust people, it's too vivid."
: "This time I see if this licking dog can still go into his mouth, but he can't lick his feet."
Netizens also like to see it, and it is also a beautiful thing to pull other people's goddesses off the altar.
"Some things cannot be faked. I have recorded her menstrual periods all the time, and there are no problems. It is impossible for a man to make it up so accurately."
"Her hobbies and interests are also very feminine, such as cross-stitch, makeup, etc. I have conducted in-depth research on them."
"There's nothing wrong with her tone of voice or chatting habits. She must be a woman."
Shi Taolei directly cited several reasons to prove that the liar was a woman.
"You are awesome!"
Su Haozhe no longer knew how to refute.
This is purely for leisure. If I had the time to study this, I would have been admitted to a good university long ago.
"So, does it look good or not?"
Shi Taolei continued to ask.
"You have to see for yourself."
Su Haozhe hung up the phone directly, not wanting to waste any more time.
"Damn, for the thousands of dollars I was defrauded, I have to go and see it."
Shi Taolei stood up when he saw the video was interrupted.
Su Haozhe hung up the video and flipped through the chat history.
[Licking Dog No. 2]: (Sexy) Baby, why did you send me a message in the middle of the night?
【Lili】:I can’t sleep
[Licking Dog No. 2]: Do you miss me?
[Lili]: Don’t get me wrong, my dog is in the hospital, I’m a little uncomfortable with it
[Licking Dog No. 2]: A piece of voice (woof woof woof woof)
Su Haozhe listened to the dog barking imitated by Shi Taolei and felt that it really looked like it, and it was worthy of being a dog licker.
"This can be regarded as the number one in the dog licking world. She is shameless and can lick anything."
Su Haozhe had never realized before that this boy had such potential.
: "Holy shit, this guy is so powerful, he's actually No. 2. Who are the first few?"
: "No wonder I can't find a girlfriend. I can't say that."
: "It was really eye-opening. It was just like a dog barking. I was shocked."
: "..."
Netizens were also shocked by the chat record, which was not ambiguous at all.
It's so easy to let go.
If there is anything that doesn’t make sense, please skip it. The system will automatically modify the parts that cannot be posted. I don’t know where the modifications are~
(End of this chapter)
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