This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously
Chapter 35 Feeding watermelons to dogs in front of Chinese people
Chapter 35 Feeding watermelons to dogs in front of Chinese people
"Don't get excited, and don't drop your phone again."
Su Haozhe picked up the phone and found that it could no longer be turned on.
"I really can't hold it back. What should I do if my boss can't find me if I drop my phone?"
What Brother Qiang was thinking about was what the boss would do to him.
As a secretary, being available is the most basic thing.
"No, how are you going to pay if you dropped your phone? You still owe me 200 yuan."
Su Haozhe's words made Brother Qiang feel the warmth of the world again.
"However, your love rival gave me 200 yuan, so I took it as a way to vent your anger and confiscated the 200 yuan."
Su Haozhe touched the money in his pocket and planned to be generous.
"Woooooo~"
Brother Qiang only focused on crying and ignored Su Haozhe.
beep beep beep~
Downstairs came the sound of a police car.
Soon the police came running up.
"Don't move, please stand still."
The police officer shouted to the two men.
"Officer, did you make a mistake? Why did you arrest us?"
Su Haozhe shrugged helplessly.
"We received reports of people breaking locks and stealing and blocking other people's cars."
The policeman looked at the two men, waiting for their response.
"This is my home. It was the shameless bitch who called the police."
Brother Qiang held back his sadness, knowing that this relationship was completely dead.
"Your home? How to prove it?"
The police officer stood aside and asked, "Do you have the real estate certificate?"
Brother Qiang introduced the situation while taking the real estate certificate.
"Officer, you can watch the live broadcast. My drone recorded it."
Su Haozhe wasn't worried, after all, the evidence was too sufficient.
"Okay, it seems that it is indeed a malicious call to the police. We will deal with it."
The police checked the property deed and knew it was an error.
"Comrade police officer, won't you arrest this woman? This woman has a vicious heart."
Brother Qiang was heartbroken and began to take the initiative to report it.
"Well, cheating is a moral issue. The best we can do is criticize and educate."
The police officer shook his head, this was not their business.
"Brother Qiang, you are young. You should say that she stole your property and injured people, so that the police can control her more easily."
Su Haozhe smiled, there was really nothing he could do about simple cheating.
"Yes, yes, my property is lost. Look at my arm being scratched."
After hearing this, Brother Qiang quickly changed his tone.
Police check: "..."
"Brother Qiang didn't do well this time. Remember to say so next time."
Su Haozhe patted Brother Qiang's shoulder and comforted him again.
: "Su Shen, please shut up. There will be another time. I'm afraid that big brother is crazy."
: "You really know how to comfort me. My eldest brother was almost recovered, but now I feel even more sad."
: "It sounds like comfort, but why are these words so awkward?"
Netizens told Su Haozhe to shut up. This mouth was too poisonous.
"You come with us."
The police officer turned to look at Su Haozhe.
"Huh? I'm not an adulterer."
It was Su Haozhe's turn to be surprised.
"Did you open the lock and register it? Come back with us to accept the punishment."
The police officer said.
In this way, Su Haozhe was taken away by the police.
: "The operation was as fierce as a tiger, but Su Shen himself was taken away. I laughed to death."
: "Hahaha, this is really Xiu's mother opening the door for Xiu - Xiu has reached home, and the final victim turned out to be Su Shen."
: "It's really satisfying. I didn't expect that Su Shen would be here today. Uncle Police Inspector is so powerful."
: "Sometimes it's like this. Cheating is not a crime, but it's different when you open a lock."
: "No wonder that woman is so confident. The police can't catch her anyway."
: "..."
Netizens watched as Su Haozhe followed the police away.
"I will go with you."
Brother Qiang was also loyal and went with him to testify.
------
In the police investigation station.
Su Haozhe's evidence is sufficient, he did not do anything illegal, and he did not charge any fees.
The adulterer's money was given to him for peace of mind, not to unlock the door.
"Okay, just record it and you can go."
The police took notes and confirmed the facts before letting the two go.
"Let's go, I'll take you back, I have to go there too."
Brother Qiang also had to go back to work, so he took Su Haozhe with him.
"If necessary, just ask the program team for the video." Su Haozhe knew that Brother Qiang was definitely going to get divorced, and no one could live with it.
"I know, I stopped the loss in time."
Brother Qiang gave a wry smile and took a deep drag on the cigarette.
"There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. I wish your wedding will be better and better. I'm leaving."
Su Haozhe left a blessing, then waved and left.
Brother Qiang opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to respond. He could only sigh.
: "God, the better and better the wedding. Who always holds a wedding if they have nothing to do?"
: "Su Shen, this is not a blessing, it is clearly a curse."
: "Sooner or later, you will die laughing in Su Shen's live broadcast room. The more you watch Su Shen, the sicker he becomes, but other people are more hateful than the patients."
: "I'm looking forward to tomorrow's competition. Su Shen's "Nocturne" will definitely reach the top."
: "..."
When the audience saw Su Haozhe entering, they began to look forward to the next activities.
go to the curb.
Su Haozhe saw that there were many watermelons growing at the farmhouse.
"Auntie, this watermelon is growing well, but it suddenly collapsed."
Su Haozhe looked at the lines of the watermelon and saw that it was already ripe.
"Young man, you are recording the show, please try it. We can't finish it."
Auntie picked one directly.
They put these watermelons on the fruit plate, and they don't sell them to outsiders, so they can't finish them all.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't bring any money for this game."
Su Haozhe felt embarrassed and took the watermelon over.
"It's okay. If I don't have any money, I'll just give it to you."
Auntie doesn't care about this either.
"No, I'm a reasonable person. I'll pay 200 yuan for this melon."
"If I don't give you money, you can just put up small ads and scold me."
"Please keep the account. My name is Park Daxiang. You can go to the program team to find me."
Su Haozhe directly left Park Daxiang's name, hiding his merit and fame.
Holding the melon in my arms, I walked towards the dormitory with a smile.
"Hey, where is Daxiang sunbathing?"
Su Haozhe came to the square downstairs of the dormitory and happened to meet Park Daxiang.
Park Daxiang raised his eyes and ignored Su Haozhe.
"This weather is perfect for eating watermelon."
Su Haozhe slapped the watermelon away with one palm, and the sweetness of the watermelon could be heard.
Park Daxiang swallowed, opened his eyes and glanced at Xigua.
Watermelon is a luxury product in Bangzi Country and is very expensive. Many people buy it for one or two yuan.
The watermelon rind is also left to be pickled.
Click.
Su Haozhe broke the watermelon into two parts.
Park Daxiang sat up straight, thinking that Su Haozhe was going to give him half.
"Cat, come here."
Su Haozhe shouted, and Golden Retriever ran over from behind the dormitory building.
"I'll give you a watermelon to relieve the heat."
Su Haozhe kept half of it for himself and gave half to the dog.
What a waste.
Such a good thing is actually fed to dogs.
Park Daxiang gritted his teeth hard, feeling very painful.
: "Shen Su is so brave, he actually fed watermelons to dogs in front of people from Bangzi Country."
: "Looking at the teeth of that stick, it makes me want to bite someone. It makes my heart hurt."
: "Watermelon is a luxury fruit in Bangzi Country. We have been able to eat melons freely here for a long time."
: "When it's cheap here, it's only 5 cents per catty, and a watermelon only costs more than ten yuan."
: "It's still expensive. When it's cheap here, it only costs 3 cents. Ten yuan can buy more than 30 kilograms."
: "..."
Netizens enjoyed watching Park Dae Sang's expression.
Pu Daxiang's heart ached every time he took a bite of the golden retriever.
Then he walked away with his fists clenched.
"This melon is so sweet."
Su Haozhe quickly ate half of the salad, but he wasn't very interested.
Because the prank task was not completed.
This time when I opened the lock, I made a witty remark, which obviously did not meet the requirements of the system.
"It seems like we still have to find a lock. Anyway, it's been filed."
Su Haozhe patted the golden retriever and said, "Throw mine into the trash can as well."
The golden retriever nodded slightly and took both pieces of watermelon into the trash can.
"Go back to your den and lie down. I'll pick you up in the evening."
Su Haozhe made a simple nest outside. Usually there was no one in the dormitory, so the golden retriever lay there.
Su Haozhe went directly to the teaching building, where people usually were.
(End of this chapter)
"Don't get excited, and don't drop your phone again."
Su Haozhe picked up the phone and found that it could no longer be turned on.
"I really can't hold it back. What should I do if my boss can't find me if I drop my phone?"
What Brother Qiang was thinking about was what the boss would do to him.
As a secretary, being available is the most basic thing.
"No, how are you going to pay if you dropped your phone? You still owe me 200 yuan."
Su Haozhe's words made Brother Qiang feel the warmth of the world again.
"However, your love rival gave me 200 yuan, so I took it as a way to vent your anger and confiscated the 200 yuan."
Su Haozhe touched the money in his pocket and planned to be generous.
"Woooooo~"
Brother Qiang only focused on crying and ignored Su Haozhe.
beep beep beep~
Downstairs came the sound of a police car.
Soon the police came running up.
"Don't move, please stand still."
The police officer shouted to the two men.
"Officer, did you make a mistake? Why did you arrest us?"
Su Haozhe shrugged helplessly.
"We received reports of people breaking locks and stealing and blocking other people's cars."
The policeman looked at the two men, waiting for their response.
"This is my home. It was the shameless bitch who called the police."
Brother Qiang held back his sadness, knowing that this relationship was completely dead.
"Your home? How to prove it?"
The police officer stood aside and asked, "Do you have the real estate certificate?"
Brother Qiang introduced the situation while taking the real estate certificate.
"Officer, you can watch the live broadcast. My drone recorded it."
Su Haozhe wasn't worried, after all, the evidence was too sufficient.
"Okay, it seems that it is indeed a malicious call to the police. We will deal with it."
The police checked the property deed and knew it was an error.
"Comrade police officer, won't you arrest this woman? This woman has a vicious heart."
Brother Qiang was heartbroken and began to take the initiative to report it.
"Well, cheating is a moral issue. The best we can do is criticize and educate."
The police officer shook his head, this was not their business.
"Brother Qiang, you are young. You should say that she stole your property and injured people, so that the police can control her more easily."
Su Haozhe smiled, there was really nothing he could do about simple cheating.
"Yes, yes, my property is lost. Look at my arm being scratched."
After hearing this, Brother Qiang quickly changed his tone.
Police check: "..."
"Brother Qiang didn't do well this time. Remember to say so next time."
Su Haozhe patted Brother Qiang's shoulder and comforted him again.
: "Su Shen, please shut up. There will be another time. I'm afraid that big brother is crazy."
: "You really know how to comfort me. My eldest brother was almost recovered, but now I feel even more sad."
: "It sounds like comfort, but why are these words so awkward?"
Netizens told Su Haozhe to shut up. This mouth was too poisonous.
"You come with us."
The police officer turned to look at Su Haozhe.
"Huh? I'm not an adulterer."
It was Su Haozhe's turn to be surprised.
"Did you open the lock and register it? Come back with us to accept the punishment."
The police officer said.
In this way, Su Haozhe was taken away by the police.
: "The operation was as fierce as a tiger, but Su Shen himself was taken away. I laughed to death."
: "Hahaha, this is really Xiu's mother opening the door for Xiu - Xiu has reached home, and the final victim turned out to be Su Shen."
: "It's really satisfying. I didn't expect that Su Shen would be here today. Uncle Police Inspector is so powerful."
: "Sometimes it's like this. Cheating is not a crime, but it's different when you open a lock."
: "No wonder that woman is so confident. The police can't catch her anyway."
: "..."
Netizens watched as Su Haozhe followed the police away.
"I will go with you."
Brother Qiang was also loyal and went with him to testify.
------
In the police investigation station.
Su Haozhe's evidence is sufficient, he did not do anything illegal, and he did not charge any fees.
The adulterer's money was given to him for peace of mind, not to unlock the door.
"Okay, just record it and you can go."
The police took notes and confirmed the facts before letting the two go.
"Let's go, I'll take you back, I have to go there too."
Brother Qiang also had to go back to work, so he took Su Haozhe with him.
"If necessary, just ask the program team for the video." Su Haozhe knew that Brother Qiang was definitely going to get divorced, and no one could live with it.
"I know, I stopped the loss in time."
Brother Qiang gave a wry smile and took a deep drag on the cigarette.
"There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. I wish your wedding will be better and better. I'm leaving."
Su Haozhe left a blessing, then waved and left.
Brother Qiang opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to respond. He could only sigh.
: "God, the better and better the wedding. Who always holds a wedding if they have nothing to do?"
: "Su Shen, this is not a blessing, it is clearly a curse."
: "Sooner or later, you will die laughing in Su Shen's live broadcast room. The more you watch Su Shen, the sicker he becomes, but other people are more hateful than the patients."
: "I'm looking forward to tomorrow's competition. Su Shen's "Nocturne" will definitely reach the top."
: "..."
When the audience saw Su Haozhe entering, they began to look forward to the next activities.
go to the curb.
Su Haozhe saw that there were many watermelons growing at the farmhouse.
"Auntie, this watermelon is growing well, but it suddenly collapsed."
Su Haozhe looked at the lines of the watermelon and saw that it was already ripe.
"Young man, you are recording the show, please try it. We can't finish it."
Auntie picked one directly.
They put these watermelons on the fruit plate, and they don't sell them to outsiders, so they can't finish them all.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't bring any money for this game."
Su Haozhe felt embarrassed and took the watermelon over.
"It's okay. If I don't have any money, I'll just give it to you."
Auntie doesn't care about this either.
"No, I'm a reasonable person. I'll pay 200 yuan for this melon."
"If I don't give you money, you can just put up small ads and scold me."
"Please keep the account. My name is Park Daxiang. You can go to the program team to find me."
Su Haozhe directly left Park Daxiang's name, hiding his merit and fame.
Holding the melon in my arms, I walked towards the dormitory with a smile.
"Hey, where is Daxiang sunbathing?"
Su Haozhe came to the square downstairs of the dormitory and happened to meet Park Daxiang.
Park Daxiang raised his eyes and ignored Su Haozhe.
"This weather is perfect for eating watermelon."
Su Haozhe slapped the watermelon away with one palm, and the sweetness of the watermelon could be heard.
Park Daxiang swallowed, opened his eyes and glanced at Xigua.
Watermelon is a luxury product in Bangzi Country and is very expensive. Many people buy it for one or two yuan.
The watermelon rind is also left to be pickled.
Click.
Su Haozhe broke the watermelon into two parts.
Park Daxiang sat up straight, thinking that Su Haozhe was going to give him half.
"Cat, come here."
Su Haozhe shouted, and Golden Retriever ran over from behind the dormitory building.
"I'll give you a watermelon to relieve the heat."
Su Haozhe kept half of it for himself and gave half to the dog.
What a waste.
Such a good thing is actually fed to dogs.
Park Daxiang gritted his teeth hard, feeling very painful.
: "Shen Su is so brave, he actually fed watermelons to dogs in front of people from Bangzi Country."
: "Looking at the teeth of that stick, it makes me want to bite someone. It makes my heart hurt."
: "Watermelon is a luxury fruit in Bangzi Country. We have been able to eat melons freely here for a long time."
: "When it's cheap here, it's only 5 cents per catty, and a watermelon only costs more than ten yuan."
: "It's still expensive. When it's cheap here, it only costs 3 cents. Ten yuan can buy more than 30 kilograms."
: "..."
Netizens enjoyed watching Park Dae Sang's expression.
Pu Daxiang's heart ached every time he took a bite of the golden retriever.
Then he walked away with his fists clenched.
"This melon is so sweet."
Su Haozhe quickly ate half of the salad, but he wasn't very interested.
Because the prank task was not completed.
This time when I opened the lock, I made a witty remark, which obviously did not meet the requirements of the system.
"It seems like we still have to find a lock. Anyway, it's been filed."
Su Haozhe patted the golden retriever and said, "Throw mine into the trash can as well."
The golden retriever nodded slightly and took both pieces of watermelon into the trash can.
"Go back to your den and lie down. I'll pick you up in the evening."
Su Haozhe made a simple nest outside. Usually there was no one in the dormitory, so the golden retriever lay there.
Su Haozhe went directly to the teaching building, where people usually were.
(End of this chapter)
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