This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 40 When others are competing, you wear swimming goggles to wash your hair?

After Brother Bao hung up the phone, he glanced at the barrage.

Friends asked him to go to Su Haozhe's live broadcast room to cause trouble.

"Damn, it's him again."

Only then did Brother Bao realize that he had fallen into the same pit twice.

"I'll get a trumpet."

Brother Bao picked up his phone, logged into his trumpet, and came to Su Haozhe's live broadcast room.

Lianmai started.

Brother Bao has prepared a tricky question.

"Anchor, my wife always hits me and never admits she is wrong. What should I do?"

Brother Bao asked directly.

This question is a bit difficult to answer because it involves domestic violence.

Moreover, if a man is beaten, everyone will think that he is a bit weak.

However, the general anchor cannot say that his fans are useless, so it is a bit difficult to answer.

"As for your question, I suggest you enroll your wife in a taekwondo class."

Su Haozhe thought for a moment and came up with an idea.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

If you learn Taekwondo, won't your fighting power become stronger?
"Do you want to harm your fans? Do you want me to learn Taekwondo?"

Brother Bao finally seized the opportunity and took advantage of the situation to refute.

"If you learn Taekwondo, will you dare to beat your wife?"

"If you lose, you will be beaten harder; if you win, you may get in. If you can't win at the beginning, there is a high probability that you won't win after learning."

Su Haozhe explained it, and it made sense to Brother Bao.

Generally, you can't defeat it. Most likely it's due to your personality, and rarely it's because your force value isn't enough.

"That's not right. If you let my wife learn it, then I will be even more unlucky."

Brother Bao shook his head, almost brainwashed.

"Didn't you say that your wife never admits her mistakes? After learning Taekwondo, she will at least bow to you before hitting you."

"This way you will feel better after being beaten. No matter what happens, if you see the bow, you still have time to run away."

After Su Haozhe finished speaking, netizens burst into laughter again.

: "This is really amazing. It turns out that the bowing action in Taekwondo is to apologize first."

: "I heard that this person is Brother Bao, but I didn't expect that Brother Bao would be domestically abused every day."

: "I'm so cool. It's really Brother Bao. Why are you using the trumpet to connect the microphone?"

: "..."

Netizens came back and forth and quickly exposed Brother Bao.

Su Haozhe smiled, it turned out that the big horse monkey was here to make things difficult for him.

"You're talking nonsense. If you don't, you'll be beaten even harder."

Brother Bao still doesn't know that he has been exposed and is still retorting.

"Brother Bao, if you can't, come and hide at my brother's house for a few days. I didn't expect my sister-in-law to be so powerful."

Su Haozhe directly exposed the identity of Damascus.

"Ah? What Brother Bao? I'm not talking about me."

Brother Bao immediately panicked, why was this matter still on his head?

"Stop pretending, Brother Bao. Although you use a small number, you can't hide your trendy temperament."

Su Haozhe started teasing.

"Okay, I just want to increase your popularity. I made it all up."

Brother Bao is also thick-skinned and knows that he must have been betrayed by water friends.

"We all know that this is really hard to talk about. Brother Bao is strong."

Su Haozhe started to cheer Brother Bao up.

"What the hell, I'm really talking nonsense. Everyone knows my family status."

Brother Bao quickly explained why others seemed to take it seriously.

"I understand. Come back to my brother's place to play for a few days. Don't be too depressed."

Su Haozhe nodded in understanding.

"I said I made it up, didn't you just make it up too?"

Brother Bao was also anxious and quickly pulled Su Haozhe into the water.

"I didn't make it up, I told the truth."

Su Haozhe spread his hands and admitted directly.

"You, you, you are cruel, just wait for your brother to beat you to death."

Brother Bao ran away immediately after saying that.

Su Haozhe even admitted that he liked his sister-in-law, so Brother Bao had no choice but to run away.

"Hahaha, why did Brother Bao run away? Don't laugh at Brother Bao. This is a sign of loving your wife."

Su Haozhe laughed. He didn't have a sister-in-law at all, so he naturally dared to recognize her.

This is the so-called, barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes.

: "Brother Bao is so miserable. He is almost the number one brother in the game, but he still needs to be beaten."

: "It doesn't matter. Just give me a big villa and beat me three times a day."

: "Brother Bao, I'm gentle and beautiful and won't hit anyone. Let me move into a big villa."

: "..."

Brother Bao almost regretted that he didn't trick Su Haozhe and even got himself involved.

"I just made it up. All the brothers in the live broadcast room can testify for me, right?"

Brother Bao asked in his live broadcast room.

: "We understand."

: "We understand."

: "We understand."

: "..."

The live broadcast room is full of understanding brothers, and the screen is full of understanding people.

Brother Bao almost vomited blood when he saw it. Knowing that the explanation was unclear, he immediately stopped broadcasting.

At this moment.

Fatty also came back from singing practice.

"Are you live streaming again?"

The fat man stretched out and quickly took a drink of water.

"You roommate is so insidious. Why don't you drag me to practice singing? You must be treating me as your opponent." Su Haozhe rolled his eyes at the fat man.

"Bah, once your song "Nocturne" comes out, no one can compete with it. Besides, you have tens of millions of fans, and the program team will protect you."

Fatty has heard a lot of news today, and this time the audience will have to spend money to vote.

This is not only about singing ability, but also money-making ability and popularity.

"The broadcast is off. I have a game tomorrow."

Seeing that Fatty was in a bad mood, Su Haozhe immediately went off the air.

"Tell me what's going on."

Su Haozhe immediately cut off the power, and the cameras in the house also went dark.

"It's okay, just play well."

The fat man didn't say it carefully.

"You loser, you eliminated me and signed you, and I will praise you when the time comes."

Su Haozhe didn't bother to ask and went straight to take a shower.

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the next day.

The players all came to the scene early and drew their number plates first.

"The 40th? It's the Year of the Monkey."

Su Haozhe held the sign number 40, knowing that it would not be his turn in the morning.

"I'm on the 15th. I have to wait in the morning."

The fat man was quite satisfied. He could finish singing earlier and be freed earlier.

"Okay, just wait. Brother, go get a haircut. Watching them sing is no fun."

Su Haozhe saw the barber shop at the resort and happened to go there to get a haircut.

Haircut?

"Is it the haircut?"

Fatty really couldn't keep up with Su Haozhe's thinking, and he was too ambitious.

"It's the haircut."

Su Haozhe turned around and left.

The game starts soon.

The players were all waiting backstage, and the players who came on the field in the afternoon were also watching their opponents perform.

: "The camera scanned twice, why didn't I see Su Shen?"

: "I'm late. What's the number of Su Shen? Did you sing it already?"

: "I suggest you not to be in the anchor room. The lens here cannot capture Su Shen."

: "Damn it, why is Su Shen in the barber shop? Does this mean his head is shaved?"

: "You can lose the game, but you can't lose with your hairstyle. Come on Su Shen, you are the sickest one."

: "..."

Netizens watched the main live broadcast room for a while and found that Su Haozhe was nowhere to be found.

Then I found out that Su Haozhe had gone to get a haircut.

In the barbershop.

Su Haozhe was lying on the sofa and washing his hair.

"Sir, could you close your eyes?"

The hair-washing girl has washed her hair so many times, and this is the first time she has encountered a customer who does not close her eyes while washing her hair.

The two of them looked at each other, very embarrassed.

"Why do you have to close your eyes when washing your hair?"

Su Haozhe stopped the little girl with one sentence.

"I'm afraid the shampoo will fly into your eyes."

The little girl said with a smile.

"It's okay, I have swimming goggles."

Su Haozhe took out a swimming goggle from his trouser pocket and put it directly on his eyes.

little girl:  …

Netizens in the live broadcast room once again gained knowledge.

: "Don't you feel embarrassed if you wash your hair without closing your eyes? Our club won't be able to stand it."

: "I don't close my eyes even when I wash my hair. I often count the little black spots on the ceiling."

: "It's embarrassing enough to wash your hair without closing your eyes. Su Shen also got a swimming goggles, which is really amazing."

: "Su Shen is really my source of happiness. After watching Su Shen's live broadcast, I became a crazy guy."

: "..."

Netizens looked at the expression of the girl washing her hair and were almost overjoyed.

Su Haozhe finished washing and sat down.

Teacher Tony smiled and looked around, "What are you going to do?"

"How much does it cost to dye your hair here?"

Su Haozhe asked.

"The price for dyeing your hair starts at 688, it depends on what kind of hair dye you want."

Teacher Tony stood behind and quoted prices. The consumption here is still relatively high.

"How much is the most expensive one?"

Su Haozhe was the most expensive as soon as he opened his mouth.

"The most expensive one costs 3888 yuan. The dyeing is very natural. It not only does not damage the hair, but also nourishes it."

Teacher Tony’s eyes lit up, this was a big job.

"What about perming your hair?"

Su Haozhe asked about the perm again.

"Hair perm also starts at 688 yuan. You must want the most expensive one, which is 5888 yuan."

"If you dye and perm your hair together, you can get a [-]% discount. If you do another maintenance, I can give you a lower discount..."

Teacher Tony brought a booklet and enthusiastically introduced various hairstyles and color combinations.

“Then I’ll give you a complete package of perming, dyeing and care?”

Seeing that Su Haozhe remained silent, Teacher Tony asked again.

"No, I'm just asking, just cut it short for me."

Su Haozhe shook his head.

(End of this chapter)