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Chapter 48 After giving wrong answers one after another, the dean was angry and left.

"Don't you dare let me test you?"

Su Haozhe looked at the dean with a disdainful expression.

"You seem to be very ill."

Dean Zhou was also confused. Is this person really sick?
How could a normal person think of evaluating doctors?

"Drunk people look drunk to everyone."

Su Haozhe responded directly.

"Then tell me, I'll listen."

Dean Zhou also became interested and wanted to hear what Su Haozhe had to say.

“If a black man marries a white man, will the child’s teeth be white or black?”

Su Haozhe started to ask questions.

"It must be white, there are no black teeth."

The nurse next to me answered confidently.

Dean Zhou wanted to answer, but felt there was a question, so he kept silent.

"You all think it's white?"

Su Haozhe confirmed, and the other two nodded.

"Wrong, babies don't have teeth yet, so where does the color come from?"

Su Haozhe spread his hands and looked at the two nurses.

"Then let me ask you a question to test you."

Dean Zhou saw Su Haozhe's routine, which was similar to a brain teaser.

"If there is a five-meter pit in front of you, how do you get out after you jump in?"

Dean Zhou assumed a scenario.

"This is not easy. As long as you release the water from your mind, you can float up."

Su Haozhe answered quickly.

"Do you still think you're okay? Is there so much water in your head? A five-meter deep pit."

Dean Zhou smiled, feeling that he had regained the initiative.

Netizens have been confused.

: "There is definitely something wrong with Su Shen. Who has water in his head? Water in his head is just a metaphor."

: "I feel like I'm sick. I can't answer these two questions."

: "Even if I climb up, I can't say that I'm out of my mind. I'm really out of my mind."

: "I'm very worried about Su Shen's mental state. He might have to go to the hospital."

: "..."

Netizens still think that Su Haozhe's illness is more serious.

"If there wasn't so much water in my head, why would I jump in? Would you jump into a five-meter pit?"

"If you can ask such a question, I'm worried about your IQ."

Su Haozhe asked directly back.

The two nurses next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Dean Zhou's face dropped, and he didn't expect to be defeated again.

"Let me tell you a story. Listen to it."

Su Haozhe stopped asking questions and started telling stories.

"It's said that in a mental hospital, the director wanted to test the patients."

"The director held an apple and asked the patients, what is this?"

Su Haozhe gestured in the air, pretending to have something in his hand.

"A lot of patients shook their heads, and one patient raised his hand and said, 'I know, this is an apple.'"

Dean Zhou wrinkled his head as he listened, what kind of story is this.

"The dean continued to ask, what is this for?"

"The patient replied, 'Eat'."

"The dean smiled, you are the captain of the first floor."

Su Haozhe finished this section with a passionate voice.

"Then the director came to the second floor, held a piece of watermelon and asked the patient, what is this?"

"The patients shook their heads, still not knowing. Another patient raised his hand, this is watermelon."

"Okay, you are the building chief on the second floor."

The story Su Haozhe tells is very simple and everyone can understand it.

Only Dean Zhou felt baffled and didn't know what the story meant.

"Then the dean came to the third floor again, holding one."

"Yellow, curved like the moon, skinned fruit, what is it?"

Su Haozhe suddenly got stuck at this point and frowned as he thought about it.

"Banana."

The nurse on the side responded quickly.

"Correct."

Su Haozhe clapped his hands and said, "You are the captain of the third floor."

The little nurse was stunned for a moment, and then realized that she was mentally ill.

Others in the room laughed.

: "Hahaha, this means that the little nurse is also crazy. This story is also based on reality."

: "Su Shengao, it looks like he is telling a story, but it turns out he is doing a test."

: "Damn it, I also said banana, am I mentally ill too?"

: "Su Shen, the sixth one, won't even let the dean off. If we talk for a little longer, the dean will go crazy."

: "I'm already dizzy. Who is the doctor and who is the patient? They all look a little sick."

: "..."

The audience was confused. Many people felt sick after hearing the questions from both sides.

Dean Zhou knew something was wrong when he heard the laughter of people around him.Their doctors have become a joke, their authority is gone, and no one believes anything they say.

"I am a professional doctor and I am not here to listen to your stories. Can you be more realistic?"

Dean Zhou became serious and decided to proceed from reality and stop making such sharp turns.

"Okay, let's do a little experiment."

Su Haozhe called Fatty.

"Fat man, fill the bathtub with water. Just half the bathtub will be enough. I'll be there in a moment."

Su Haozhe asked Fatty to fill the bathtub with water to conduct an experiment.

Water in the bathtub?

This kid seems to have been prepared.

"what are you going to do?"

Dean Zhou was a little worried.

"If you don't come, go back to the hospital quickly. I can see it. Whoever is seriously ill among you will be the hospital director."

Su Haozhe mocked a few words and then walked to the dormitory.

Several people moved to Su Haozhe's dormitory.

Su Haozhe directly used his own account to live broadcast and attracted many fans.

"Put the water in, what are you doing?"

The fat man was a little flustered when he saw a few white coats.

"Come on, let's do a practical operation on how to drain the bathtub faster."

Su Haozhe took a spoon and a small basin and placed them next to the bathtub.

This is obvious.

If you want to scoop out all the water with a eating spoon, it will take years and years.

As long as you are not a fool, you should choose the basin.

"Dean, please."

Su Haozhe looked at the dean with a smile.

There must be a problem.

Dean Zhou stared at two things, no matter how he looked at them, it was not a problem.

If you want to drain water quickly, you must choose a basin.

but.

Such a simple question, why ask it specifically?

Unless Su Haozhe is crazy.

: "Is this dean a fool? Why do you still need to watch this for so long?"

: "Don't insult the fool. I think even a gorilla knows how to scoop water out of a basin."

: "Do you need to think about it for so long? Isn't this dean really a patient who was promoted?"

: "The more I watch this live broadcast, the more I feel that I am crazy. What kind of problem is this?"

: "..."

Netizens laughed in the live broadcast room, even a three-year-old child knew how to choose.

Something is wrong, definitely not normal.

Dean Zhou stepped forward and grabbed two things with both hands.

"I choose both. No matter how slowly the spoon scoops, it can improve the efficiency a little."

Dean Zhou thought about it for a while and chose two things. He felt that this was the right thing to do.

clap clap~
Su Haozhe clapped his hands.

"As expected of the dean, his mind is shrewd."

Su Haozhe smiled and praised.

"I just said there is something wrong with your brain. No normal person would ask such a simple question."

Dean Zhou smiled. Sure enough, he did the right thing. Su Haozhe was speechless.

"I also think this question is too simple."

Su Haozhe leaned down and said, "But we normal people usually drain water through the drain valve."

kaka~
Su Haozhe pressed the valve at the bottom, and the metal plug popped up, and the water in the bathtub was quickly drained.

The scene became awkward.

Dean Zhou held the basin and looked very stupid.

After a long minute of silence.

"gone."

Dean Zhou turned around and walked out.

"Wait a minute, my basin."

Su Haozhe shouted from behind.

bang~
The basin fell to the ground, and Dean Zhou left without looking back.

"Wrong way, the elevator is on the left."

Su Haozhe shouted, and Dean Zhou turned around and walked back.

"There's no elevator here!"

When Dean Zhou went to the end, there was no elevator at all.

"You can just go around in a circle and you'll get there. It's a circular place and you can get there no matter how you walk."

Su Haozhe laughed from behind.

: "I see that Dean Zhou looks very bad. He must be sick."

: "Comparatively speaking, Dean Zhou is a bit more naive than Su Shen."

: "Are you sure Dean Zhou is okay? Why can't you remember the road?"

: "..."

Netizens also started making fun of it.

　Two more chapters will be updated later in the day~
　　
　
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