This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 55 This is a bit hard, can you bear it?
"How's it going? Isn't it exciting, hahaha."

Su Haozhe looked at Brother Yang sitting on the ground and laughed.

"I told you to put it away, why are you still hanging it up?"

Brother Yang felt better after he found out she was a model.

The audience also saw it from Brother Yang's perspective and were also shocked.

: "What the hell is this thing? It scared me so much that I screamed and was kicked out of the classroom by the teacher."

: "Originally, the modification was so bright, I thought Su Shen's illness was cured, but it turned out that I was overthinking it."

: "The most sick anchor on the Internet is well-deserved. Is this the anchor's decoration idea?"

: "It's a good thing it's daytime, if not it would scare people to death at night."

: "I understand. The anchor wants to increase sales. If someone is scared to death, why not just add another customer?"

: "The people upstairs understand Su Shen, so it makes sense. Su Shen is indeed on the fifth floor."

: "..."

Netizens analyzed it in the live broadcast room and thought about Su Haozhe's motives for doing this.

In one morning, the decoration was completed.

The funeral supplies were put away in different categories, bright lights were used, and mirrors were added behind them, making the space visually larger.

With this complete set, the room appears bright and not gloomy at all.

of course.

Except for those few mannequins.

"Are you really not considering letting it go?"

Every time Brother Yang raised his head, he felt oppressive.

"Let's try it for a day first. It's hard to hang up. I think this is very memorable. Customers can remember it once they come."

Su Haozhe thought it was scary, but he was afraid that others would not be impressed. Some people just like excitement.

"Ok."

Brother Yang didn’t persuade him much.

"That's not right. I was promised a model as a gift, why didn't I get it?"

Su Haozhe counted the numbers and found that a plastic mannequin was missing.

I called the courier guy directly.

"You're at the company. My little car can't pull that much. Let's see tomorrow."

The truck was already full when the courier discovered a free gift.

"Then I can pull it off. I'm fine anyway."

Su Haozhe couldn't sit still, so he happened to have an electric three-wheeler under renovation, so he rode to the courier company to pick it up.

Express transfer station.

Su Haozhe found the courier boy, "Look where this package is?"

"Oh~ That doll is yours, it's quite big."

The courier boy gave me an ambiguous look and said with a smile.

Why is this thing so big?
Su Haozhe looked at the model leaning against the wall and understood the look in the courier boy's eyes.

This damn girl is being treated as a human doll.

"This is a man. My brother Yang wants it."

Su Haozhe smiled and pointed at the cameraman.

"Men's style? I've never seen this before."

The courier boy looked at the cameraman up and down. People are having too much fun these days.

"Damn, this is a plastic mannequin, not what you think."

Brother Yang understood immediately after looking at it and quickly explained.

"You're still a male model. Do you like abs?"

The courier boy smiled mischievously.

"This is for display, not what you think."

Brother Yang was also speechless. This courier boy was so clever.

"I understand, we are all grown men, don't be embarrassed."

The courier boy picked up the model and walked over, "This plastic is a bit hard, can you bear it?"

You know your sister!
If you understand, you won't have this look anymore.

"This is a plastic mannequin, look at it."

Brother Yang couldn't stand the looks from the people around him, so he opened the bag directly.

"Oh, this thing is for clothing stores."

The courier boy took a disappointed look and knew that he had misunderstood.

: "The courier boy thought to himself: My eldest brother is very good at playing bt, and he has used all the men's models."

: "Hahaha, this conversation is so funny, I accidentally ended up on the highway."

: "The courier guy was a little disappointed in the end. He probably wanted to see what the men's version looked like."

: "The cameraman was really anxious and unpacked it on the spot, otherwise his innocence would be lost."

: "If you don't understand, just ask. It's just a piece of clothing. Why can't I stand it if it's a little hard?" : "..."

Veteran drivers also started driving in the live broadcast room.

The two took the mannequin and rode back on the electric tricycle.

The cameraman hugged the model and sat in an electric tricycle.

Looking at this naked model, it seems like she is holding a naked man.

Brother Yang felt awkward no matter what, and felt that passers-by looked at him strangely.

So, Brother Yang took off his sun protection clothing and put it on the model. At least it didn't look so abrupt.

"When the sun comes out, I climb the hillside. When I climb the hillside, I want to sing..."

Su Haozhe sang and drove the three-bouncer happily forward.

On the road ahead, a man stood on the side of the road and glanced at Su Haozhe.

This section of the road was quite bumpy, so Su Haozhe also slowed down.

Sudden.

"Ouch."

The man leaned towards Su Haozhe, and then quickly lay down on the ground.

Damn it!

When Su Haozhe realized what he was doing, the man was already lying in the middle of the road. He had no choice but to forcefully run over him.

creak~
Su Haozhe stepped on the brakes directly.

If the car could run over him, Sanbengzi obviously couldn't.

"Oh my legs, don't even think about running away."

The man's voice did not fall.

I saw half a "person" flying out of the car.

"Hey, please brake and say something."

Brother Yang knocked directly into the car, and the model's upper body fell directly out.

The model's head flew the farthest, fell directly onto the slope, and rolled into the river.

shit~
The man who touched the porcelain watched a "human head" roll away, and half of his body, still wearing clothes, fell to the side of the three-bouncer.

Immediately frightened.

"It's all your fault that your head flew off when you braked suddenly."

Brother Yang stood up from the bucket and saw a person lying on the road.

"It's over, brother, you're in trouble."

Su Haozhe looked at the man on the ground with a smile.

"none of my business."

He is a man who runs away as soon as he touches porcelain. He is really a man like the wind.

joke.

Everyone in the car had their heads smashed, and who dared to lie down?

"Why did he run away again?"

Brother Yang looked at the man in confusion.

"Maybe I have an urgent need to urinate, but that person looks familiar."

Su Haozhe looked ahead and saw a man on a bicycle waiting to meet him.

It vaguely looked like a beggar begging for food that day?

: "Hahaha, this model is so awesome, she's still wearing clothes and looks like a real person."

: "The person who touched the porcelain probably thought he was a real person. The part that fell to the ground was wearing clothes, so it's hard to tell whether it's real or fake. The head rolled far away, making it even harder to see."

: "You can put a dummy at home in the future. I think a thief would be scared to death if he saw it."

: "Is the cameraman infected? Isn't there something wrong with dressing the dummy?"

: "..."

Seeing Peng Ci'er escaping in embarrassment, netizens who knew the truth were appalled.

Two 10 minutes later.

Su Haozhe returned to the funeral parlor and put the model in the corner first.

The two sat in the store and started waiting for customers to come.

"I found that one advantage of this job is that it is free. If you are doing real estate sales, you have to contact customers all the time."

Brother Yang almost fell asleep while sitting, feeling that the work was not bad.

At least you don’t have to run around, just sit and shoot.

【welcome】

The sensor at the door indicates that someone has come in.

"Hello, what do you need?"

Su Haozhe cheered up and finally got his first customer.

(End of this chapter)