This anchor is legal but sick, so he wears it conspicuously

Chapter 59: It’s wrong to make a trainee cry in mourning

As soon as Su Haozhe's song came out, Chai Mingkun was ignored.

wu wu wu~
The sound of whimpering suona floated in the community.

The more Su Haozhe played, the more immersed he became. This suona was really exciting to play.

After playing the entire song, Su Haozhe still had more to say.

"Why don't you sing?"

Su Haozhe looked at Chai Mingkun.

You play the trumpet and I sing.

Chai Mingkun glanced at it and said nothing.

At this time, the boss came over in a hurry.

"You can play the suona again later, but the mourners are stuck in traffic and haven't come yet."

Boss Zhou looked at the time and saw that it was a little too late.

This all requires time and attention. If you come too late, you will miss it.

"Boss, just give me the money and I can cry."

Su Haozhe came closer and whispered.

With his acting skills at his side, Su Haozhe can cry whenever he wants.

"Then you are too few. I found four or five people."

The boss thought about it for a while, and it didn’t make sense.

You told a client there were four or five people, but only one came?
"If I grab Chai Mingkun and add two cameras, there will be four of us."

Su Haozhe involved all the cameras.

"Okay, I'll give you the money, and I don't want any commission."

The boss nodded, if only this could save him.

"Okay, I'll call them."

Su Haozhe knew that a cry cost 300 yuan, which was 1200 yuan for four people.

The cameraman definitely doesn't need to make money, and Kunkun doesn't seem to be in need of money, so naturally he doesn't need it either.

Su Haozhe thought about it for a while and realized that he had no choice but to accept the money himself.

"Brother Yang, Kunkun, we have to go inside."

Su Haozhe grabbed the cameraman and Chai Mingkun.

"What are you doing in there?"

Chai Mingkun was obviously very resistant and did not want to plunge into the funeral shed.

"There is a folk legend that if you don't go in to greet the deceased when you come here, it will be disrespectful to the deceased, and the ghost will always haunt you..."

Su Haozhe started to scare.

"Okay, just take a look and come out, right?"

Chai Mingkun sounded a little scared, but decided to go in and take a look and come out quickly.

The two walked in, followed by the cameraman.

Su Haozhe hugged Chai Mingkun and walked directly to the coffin.

: "Something's wrong. When did Su Shen care about people so much? He still cares about his opponents."

: "There is definitely a problem. Chai Mingkun still doesn't understand the anchor. This person is not so kind at all."

: "Is there such a thing? I've never been in there before. I won't be entangled, right?"

: "..."

Netizens felt that it was definitely not what Su Haozhe said and there must be something wrong.

Unsurprisingly.

"Oh, my third grandma~"

As soon as Su Haozhe entered the door, he immediately became crying.

Chai Mingkun looked at it in confusion, not knowing what was going on.

"Cry."

Su Haozhe dragged Chai Mingkun to prevent him from running away, and then made Brother Yang start crying.

Sitting on both sides were family members of the deceased. They quickly handed out pieces of white cloth and put them on their shoulders.

"Oh~, why did you leave so early~"

Su Haozhe's acting skills exploded and he burst into tears looking at the photos.

what's the situation?
The family members looked at them with red eyes and some doubts.

Chai Mingkun stood in the middle, very embarrassed.

The atmosphere has arrived, and it seems a bit unreasonable not to cry.

The family members of the deceased are also wondering, who are these people?

It hurts to cry so much, it must be a relative.

but.

It’s not right for you to cry!
"Whose family does this belong to? No one has said anything. How can I record it?"

"No matter where the relative is, she shouldn't be called the third grandma. The one who left is the second eldest."

"Did you go to the wrong place? I still didn't recognize it."

The eyes of the several old people were not very good, and they looked hard at Su Haozhe and the others.

The younger generation are often not at home, and there are some distant relatives whom they cannot recognize.

But this is obviously wrong.

While several people were talking, the third grandma came in from outside.The others immediately became quiet, and their eyes became somewhat sympathetic. The third grandma's temper was not very good.

"Third Grandma, why are you dead?"

Chai Mingkun couldn't squeeze out tears, so he imitated Su Haozhe and shouted.

The third grandma frowned, are you crying for her?
slap~
The third grandma came over angrily and slapped Chai Mingkun directly.

"Why did you hit me?"

Chai Mingkun grinned in pain, this slap was quite heavy.

"Whose family do you belong to? It's the second grandma who left. Your third grandma is living well in front of you."

The third grandma was almost furious. As soon as she entered the door, she heard Chai Mingkun crying for her.

: "Hahaha, you're crying at the wrong grave. Unlucky Kunkun."

: "My brother is so polite, but he even got slapped. These people are so unreasonable."

: "Su Shen can even cry and mourn. He is so down-to-earth. I can't cry at all."

: "Comparing the two, their acting skills are not even the slightest bit worse. Su Shen's acting skills are as good as those of veteran actors."

: "..."

Netizens also didn’t understand why they came in so well and started crying.

"Second Grandma, why did you leave~"

Su Haozhe quickly changed his name and called her the second mistress.

"Cry."

Su Haozhe used his left hand to hold Brother Yang's wrist hard.

"Ouch, it hurts, ouch."

Brother Yang had a painful expression, bared his teeth and shouted.

A few people cried a few times and then came out.

"What are you doing? My hands are almost swollen from your pinching."

Brother Yang's pain inside was not pretending, it was real pain.

"I'll add a chicken drumstick to you later."

Su Haozhe went straight to other things, leaving Chai Mingkun with a confused look on his face.

Turned.

"Don't worry, boss, I will distribute the money."

Su Haozhe took 1200 yuan from the boss.

The audience immediately understood that they were paid to do things.

"Kunkun, I'll give you 200 yuan."

Su Haozhe "generously" gave Chai Mingkun 200 yuan.

As for the cameramen, forget it, they are not contestants anyway, they are paid by the program team.

Brother Yang looked at Su Haozhe and rolled his eyes. He took pictures of Su Haozhe taking a lot of money.

Chai Mingkun took the money and didn't know what it meant.

"As soon as you go in and cry, the bad luck will disappear. Then the people inside think we are relatives of the deceased and give each of us a hundred."

"But I'm supposed to help, so I won't get paid."

Su Haozhe "generously" gave all the money to Chai Mingkun.

You're quite a nice person.

"Thank you. I misunderstood you a little bit before."

Chai Mingkun nodded and his attitude towards Su Haozhe changed a lot.

: "Good guy, you took 1000 yuan for yourself and became a good person."

: "Su Shen's mouth is a deceitful ghost, Kun Kun is finished now."

: "I actually thanked Su Shen. If he knew that Su Shen took 1000 yuan, Kun Kun would probably vomit blood."

: "..."

Chai Mingkun did the math and realized that he would make 200 in this moment, which was much better than sales.

"Call me next time you have a job."

Chai Mingkun smiled with satisfaction and felt that he had gained a lot from this trip.

"Don't worry, we should help each other."

Su Haozhe patted his chest loyally.

The people from the military band came over and stretched out their hands to grab Su Haozhe.

"Brother, was it you who played the suona just now? Teach me."

An uncle pulled Su Haozhe over.

This piece is perfect for a funeral. Once you learn it, you can do a lot of work.

"Wait a minute, I have other things to do."

Su Haozhe is not here to teach, so he has no time to teach others.

"In this case, you give me the music and I will give you a suona."

This person really wants to learn. The tune of "The Big Funeral" just now is sad and tear-jerking. It is really good.

"Okay, I'll write it down for you."

Su Haozhe had just mastered the suona, but he wanted to play with the suona.

(End of this chapter)