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Chapter 69 New prank mission: Massage
Chapter 69 New prank mission: Massage
It wasn't until midnight that the matter was completed.
"I have applied for a bonus of 5000 yuan for you. I will give it to you once approved."
Zhang Ju is still very interesting, this amount is already quite a lot.
"Thank you, Director Zhang. Find a car to take me back."
Su Haozhe was also very sleepy, so he went back to sleep in the police car.
------
the next day.
Su Haozhe was woken up by the phone call and was very irritable.
"You'd better give me a reason, or else I'll scold you."
Su Haozhe said into the phone without opening his eyes.
"Ah? Why are you scolding me?"
The person on the other end of the phone was surprised.
Su Haozhe opened his eyes and saw a number without a name.
However, Su Haozhe has set up an interception, and since it is not on the whitelist, no calls can be made to this phone.
"Who the hell are you? When did you end up on my white list?"
Su Haozhe was so angry that he wanted to curse.
"You and I are Mao Junyi, your roommate with a good voice."
The fat man was almost furious. He made a kind call and got sprayed.
"Who is Mao Junyi? Roommate of The Voice."
Su Haozhe muttered twice, "Oh, Fatty, I've already guessed it."
"Shit, you don't even know my name."
Fatty shouted on the phone.
"I was just kidding you, what's wrong?"
If Su Haozhe hadn't received the call, he would have forgotten what happened there.
"I really admire you. The next round of the competition is about to begin. The male and female duets are required, and now they are paired up. What should you do?"
Fatty came to call to inform him that he was about to go on stage, and Su Haozhe didn't even have a partner.
"Of course it just happened. It was planned in advance. I guess it was an accident."
"Isn't it just a duet between men and women? I can still sing without a partner."
Su Haozhe knew that the program team was beginning to exclude him.
But Su Haozhe is not easily squeezed out. Who says one person can't sing the songs of two people?
"Then remember to come. After all, this is a chance to show your face."
Fatty told Su Haozhe about the time, then about the golden retriever's situation, and then went to practice.
【ding~】
[You have a new prank task, theme massage]
The task of pretending to be dead for a long time finally made some progress.
After the new book period, the triggering conditions for tasks also become more difficult.
massage?
The system really understands me better and better.
Su Haozhe nodded. He was so tired that it was indeed suitable for a massage.
then.
Su Haozhe took a day off and went back to sleep.
Who is going to get a massage in broad daylight?
in the afternoon.
The people from the program team found Su Haozhe.
"You can change your career. This one has been completed very well. There is no point in doing it again."
The program team really didn't dare let Su Haozhe do it.
On the one hand, there is too much noise, this is a dead person, and it is a scam.
In addition, the platform does not dare to continue broadcasting such a live broadcast from the underworld.
"No, my career has just started, and I'm still a long way from going public."
Su Haozhe shook his head, not wanting to leave yet.
staff member:"……"
"Let's do this. We'll give you 500 extra points. Many people won't be able to earn it for several days."
The staff began to offer benefits.
"I'd better continue with the themed funeral."
Su Haozhe shook his head.
"1000 points is fine. Chai Mingkun only earns 2500 points after working for a month."
The staff doubled again, and Su Haozhe had to be pulled out of this profession.
"Actually, it doesn't matter whether we separate or not. I just see that it's hard for you to come here, so I'll do it again."
Su Haozhe didn't find this line of work very interesting, so it didn't matter if he switched to another line.
Earn 1000 points for nothing, why not do it.
: "Hahaha, Su Shen, this old guy, pretends to be arrogant even if he wants to get points."
: "It's because Douyin doesn't dare to continue the live broadcast. It has been blocked several times and many parents have reported it."
: "It's so unfair. My family, Kunkun, has been working hard for a month, but it's not as much as what you gave me."
: "Hurry up and change your career. I want to watch Su Shen, but this thing is really scary. I strongly support it."
: "..."
Many netizens are still very supportive.
After all, this thing is quite scary when viewed at night.
Su Haozhe twitched again and the screen rotated rapidly.
【Delivery boy】
"That's okay, but can the program team be equipped with a motorcycle?"
Su Haozhe was quite satisfied, at least he could run around.
"You can't do this. I will withdraw it after the selection is over, and your points will be returned at the end."
The staff member smiled and ran away.
"It doesn't matter, no one can rely on me yet."
Su Haozhe yawned and went back to sleep.Nine o'clock in the evening.
"Brother Yang, I'm going out to do some errands. You can rest."
Su Haozhe was going to find a place to get a massage.
"I have to videotape you. What am I doing while I rest?"
Brother Yang got up quickly.
"Okay then, let's go."
Su Haozhe took a taxi to the city and found a less busy street to start shopping.
"Aren't you hungry? Let's bake two buns?"
Brother Yang didn't eat in the afternoon, and now he's a little hungry after leaving.
"What? You want a massage?"
Su Haozhe looked at Brother Yang in disbelief.
"I said have some barbecue."
Brother Yang said angrily.
"Want to take a foot bath again?"
Su Haozhe transformed into Master Kong'er and couldn't hear a word clearly.
"Let's go, I've always been very good to my brothers."
Su Haozhe dragged Brother Yang to a bathing center.
"This is what you're going to do."
Brother Yang whispered and quickly followed.
Come to the front desk.
"Hello, welcome."
The girl at the front desk shouted sweetly.
"Can this be photographed?"
Brother Yang asked softly.
Before Su Haozhe could reply, the audience in the live broadcast room was already anxious.
: "Why can't we take pictures of this? Please don't wear colored glasses. This is disrespectful to girls."
: "Can I be a cameraman? If not, don't do it. I don't know anything."
: "Su Shen took us to see the world, how could we not take pictures? This Yang Ge is so ignorant."
: "Su Shen is still interesting enough. He knows that the brothers are tired and wants to help everyone relax."
: "..."
Amid the expectations of netizens, Su Haozhe walked in.
"Lady boss, find me a good technician with good eyesight."
Su Haozhe went in and started lighting up immediately.
"Okay, I'll find you a young man who can talk."
The landlady looked at Brother Yang with a smile, "Are you just looking for one?"
"I don't need it."
Brother Yang smiled sarcastically.
The look in the landlady's eyes changed immediately, and she looked at Brother Yang sympathetically.
"She doesn't think your name is Yang Wei, does she?"
Su Haozhe laughed on his side.
Soon, the staff led Su Haozhe into a room.
"Brother Yang, just wait for me outside. There is no need to broadcast this live."
Su Haozhe pushed Brother Yang away directly.
When the backstage staff saw this, they quickly reported it to the director.
A fair-skinned technician came into the room.
"Wow, handsome guy, lie down and let me press it for you."
The female technician was surprised. It was rare to meet such a young and handsome person, usually they were bad old men.
"There's no rush for the massage. Let's have a heart-to-heart talk first. Do you mind if I turn off the light?"
Su Haozhe walked to the switch.
Turn off the lights?
Do you want to?
The female technician glanced at Su Haozhe, then nodded.
"Don't be afraid, I just have something that you can only use if you turn off the light."
Su Haozhe saw that there was a night light in the room, just enough to see the room clearly.
"I understand. The massage lasts for half an hour. It should be enough, right?"
The technician lady's tone was gentler.
"That's enough. It'll only take a minute or two. I'll take it out first."
Su Haozhe put his hand into his pocket and prepared to take it out.
"Ah? Just a minute or two, or else we say goodbye first."
The young lady suddenly regretted it.
Many young people these days are not as strong as the old men in the park.
"What are you afraid of? It won't hurt anyone."
Su Haozhe moved to the middle.
"Ok."
The young lady thought of Su Haozhe's handsome face and walked over.
"Why are you hugging me? You're blocking my projector pen."
Su Haozhe turned his head and asked in confusion.
"Projection pen?"
The young lady ducked away in confusion.
Then he saw Su Haozhe holding a pen in his hand and throwing it at a red Ultraman on the wall.
"You turned off the light just so I could watch this?"
Seeing Su Haozhe playing with gusto, the young lady asked with confusion on her face.
(End of this chapter)
It wasn't until midnight that the matter was completed.
"I have applied for a bonus of 5000 yuan for you. I will give it to you once approved."
Zhang Ju is still very interesting, this amount is already quite a lot.
"Thank you, Director Zhang. Find a car to take me back."
Su Haozhe was also very sleepy, so he went back to sleep in the police car.
------
the next day.
Su Haozhe was woken up by the phone call and was very irritable.
"You'd better give me a reason, or else I'll scold you."
Su Haozhe said into the phone without opening his eyes.
"Ah? Why are you scolding me?"
The person on the other end of the phone was surprised.
Su Haozhe opened his eyes and saw a number without a name.
However, Su Haozhe has set up an interception, and since it is not on the whitelist, no calls can be made to this phone.
"Who the hell are you? When did you end up on my white list?"
Su Haozhe was so angry that he wanted to curse.
"You and I are Mao Junyi, your roommate with a good voice."
The fat man was almost furious. He made a kind call and got sprayed.
"Who is Mao Junyi? Roommate of The Voice."
Su Haozhe muttered twice, "Oh, Fatty, I've already guessed it."
"Shit, you don't even know my name."
Fatty shouted on the phone.
"I was just kidding you, what's wrong?"
If Su Haozhe hadn't received the call, he would have forgotten what happened there.
"I really admire you. The next round of the competition is about to begin. The male and female duets are required, and now they are paired up. What should you do?"
Fatty came to call to inform him that he was about to go on stage, and Su Haozhe didn't even have a partner.
"Of course it just happened. It was planned in advance. I guess it was an accident."
"Isn't it just a duet between men and women? I can still sing without a partner."
Su Haozhe knew that the program team was beginning to exclude him.
But Su Haozhe is not easily squeezed out. Who says one person can't sing the songs of two people?
"Then remember to come. After all, this is a chance to show your face."
Fatty told Su Haozhe about the time, then about the golden retriever's situation, and then went to practice.
【ding~】
[You have a new prank task, theme massage]
The task of pretending to be dead for a long time finally made some progress.
After the new book period, the triggering conditions for tasks also become more difficult.
massage?
The system really understands me better and better.
Su Haozhe nodded. He was so tired that it was indeed suitable for a massage.
then.
Su Haozhe took a day off and went back to sleep.
Who is going to get a massage in broad daylight?
in the afternoon.
The people from the program team found Su Haozhe.
"You can change your career. This one has been completed very well. There is no point in doing it again."
The program team really didn't dare let Su Haozhe do it.
On the one hand, there is too much noise, this is a dead person, and it is a scam.
In addition, the platform does not dare to continue broadcasting such a live broadcast from the underworld.
"No, my career has just started, and I'm still a long way from going public."
Su Haozhe shook his head, not wanting to leave yet.
staff member:"……"
"Let's do this. We'll give you 500 extra points. Many people won't be able to earn it for several days."
The staff began to offer benefits.
"I'd better continue with the themed funeral."
Su Haozhe shook his head.
"1000 points is fine. Chai Mingkun only earns 2500 points after working for a month."
The staff doubled again, and Su Haozhe had to be pulled out of this profession.
"Actually, it doesn't matter whether we separate or not. I just see that it's hard for you to come here, so I'll do it again."
Su Haozhe didn't find this line of work very interesting, so it didn't matter if he switched to another line.
Earn 1000 points for nothing, why not do it.
: "Hahaha, Su Shen, this old guy, pretends to be arrogant even if he wants to get points."
: "It's because Douyin doesn't dare to continue the live broadcast. It has been blocked several times and many parents have reported it."
: "It's so unfair. My family, Kunkun, has been working hard for a month, but it's not as much as what you gave me."
: "Hurry up and change your career. I want to watch Su Shen, but this thing is really scary. I strongly support it."
: "..."
Many netizens are still very supportive.
After all, this thing is quite scary when viewed at night.
Su Haozhe twitched again and the screen rotated rapidly.
【Delivery boy】
"That's okay, but can the program team be equipped with a motorcycle?"
Su Haozhe was quite satisfied, at least he could run around.
"You can't do this. I will withdraw it after the selection is over, and your points will be returned at the end."
The staff member smiled and ran away.
"It doesn't matter, no one can rely on me yet."
Su Haozhe yawned and went back to sleep.Nine o'clock in the evening.
"Brother Yang, I'm going out to do some errands. You can rest."
Su Haozhe was going to find a place to get a massage.
"I have to videotape you. What am I doing while I rest?"
Brother Yang got up quickly.
"Okay then, let's go."
Su Haozhe took a taxi to the city and found a less busy street to start shopping.
"Aren't you hungry? Let's bake two buns?"
Brother Yang didn't eat in the afternoon, and now he's a little hungry after leaving.
"What? You want a massage?"
Su Haozhe looked at Brother Yang in disbelief.
"I said have some barbecue."
Brother Yang said angrily.
"Want to take a foot bath again?"
Su Haozhe transformed into Master Kong'er and couldn't hear a word clearly.
"Let's go, I've always been very good to my brothers."
Su Haozhe dragged Brother Yang to a bathing center.
"This is what you're going to do."
Brother Yang whispered and quickly followed.
Come to the front desk.
"Hello, welcome."
The girl at the front desk shouted sweetly.
"Can this be photographed?"
Brother Yang asked softly.
Before Su Haozhe could reply, the audience in the live broadcast room was already anxious.
: "Why can't we take pictures of this? Please don't wear colored glasses. This is disrespectful to girls."
: "Can I be a cameraman? If not, don't do it. I don't know anything."
: "Su Shen took us to see the world, how could we not take pictures? This Yang Ge is so ignorant."
: "Su Shen is still interesting enough. He knows that the brothers are tired and wants to help everyone relax."
: "..."
Amid the expectations of netizens, Su Haozhe walked in.
"Lady boss, find me a good technician with good eyesight."
Su Haozhe went in and started lighting up immediately.
"Okay, I'll find you a young man who can talk."
The landlady looked at Brother Yang with a smile, "Are you just looking for one?"
"I don't need it."
Brother Yang smiled sarcastically.
The look in the landlady's eyes changed immediately, and she looked at Brother Yang sympathetically.
"She doesn't think your name is Yang Wei, does she?"
Su Haozhe laughed on his side.
Soon, the staff led Su Haozhe into a room.
"Brother Yang, just wait for me outside. There is no need to broadcast this live."
Su Haozhe pushed Brother Yang away directly.
When the backstage staff saw this, they quickly reported it to the director.
A fair-skinned technician came into the room.
"Wow, handsome guy, lie down and let me press it for you."
The female technician was surprised. It was rare to meet such a young and handsome person, usually they were bad old men.
"There's no rush for the massage. Let's have a heart-to-heart talk first. Do you mind if I turn off the light?"
Su Haozhe walked to the switch.
Turn off the lights?
Do you want to?
The female technician glanced at Su Haozhe, then nodded.
"Don't be afraid, I just have something that you can only use if you turn off the light."
Su Haozhe saw that there was a night light in the room, just enough to see the room clearly.
"I understand. The massage lasts for half an hour. It should be enough, right?"
The technician lady's tone was gentler.
"That's enough. It'll only take a minute or two. I'll take it out first."
Su Haozhe put his hand into his pocket and prepared to take it out.
"Ah? Just a minute or two, or else we say goodbye first."
The young lady suddenly regretted it.
Many young people these days are not as strong as the old men in the park.
"What are you afraid of? It won't hurt anyone."
Su Haozhe moved to the middle.
"Ok."
The young lady thought of Su Haozhe's handsome face and walked over.
"Why are you hugging me? You're blocking my projector pen."
Su Haozhe turned his head and asked in confusion.
"Projection pen?"
The young lady ducked away in confusion.
Then he saw Su Haozhe holding a pen in his hand and throwing it at a red Ultraman on the wall.
"You turned off the light just so I could watch this?"
Seeing Su Haozhe playing with gusto, the young lady asked with confusion on her face.
(End of this chapter)
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