After I die, I will live broadcast to Lao Zhu the war of the Ming Dynasty again

Chapter 70 Your whole family is the emperor!

Zhang Yu asked: "Whose lord is that? No, that Highness! Hee hee! Let's talk about your views on that dead eunuch intervening in politics."

As if he was afraid that His Majesty the Emperor would not understand it well, he even explained it in the letter.

(Ever since His Highness Huangsun landed on the Japanese territory and became familiar with the soldiers, these soldiers always love to tease His Highness.

But once they encounter a problem, they all respect His Highness very much and follow His Majesty's lead.Extremely magical. )"

No need to look down, just look at this title and these two sentences,
Xu Da seemed to be able to imagine those rough and treacherous generals, looking like bastards who were not stingy with gods and ghosts.

I didn’t expect that a frail and ridiculous-looking grandson of the Third Emperor could be so charming.

Subdue those big bosses and be obedient.

Only people in the military can truly understand that the intimacy and trust between sergeants is not at all about being submissive and bowing their heads.

But after we become brothers with you and completely hand over my back to you, that is when you can truly enter the heart of a soldier.

It seems that this emperor's grandson does have a lot of tricks up his sleeve.

Being able to allow a talent like Zhang Yu to make jokes and jokes about him shows that these generals are really convinced by this His Highness!

And this emperor's grandson definitely has something special about him. Otherwise, how easy would it be to conquer the hearts of these gangsters? !

It is impossible for Zhu Yunxi to stand on horseback and carry a gun with all his might, so he can only conquer these people with his intelligence and high emotional intelligence.

And it is absolutely impossible for Zhang Yu to be the only one to be conquered!Most likely everyone! !Including Japanese slaves!

Thinking of this, Xu Da raised his head and asked Lao Zhu another question:
"Your Majesty, he is 12 years old this year, right?"

Zhu Yuanzhang was so happy that his eyes narrowed into slits, and he nodded:

"Well, he was born in Dongyue, the 11th year of Hongwu, so he is considered to be 13 years old!"

Seeing His Majesty the Emperor's proud look, Xu Da couldn't help but feel sad!

Is it really true that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes give birth to phoenixes?

This imperial grandson is really much better than that one, and at the same time he is more than a little better than his own sons!
"His Royal Highness was eating a kind of sashimi (a delicacy of the Japanese country), and looked at General Zhang Yu.

He raised his hand to invite him to sit down, and pushed the sashimi he had eaten twice to General Zhang Yu.
Then he wiped the soup on his hand on the general's sleeve, then frowned and said:

"You are a general, you say you have mastered martial arts, why do you care about what those civil servants do all day long?
Why do you want to be emperor? "

Zhang Yu was neither afraid nor annoyed. He ate the sashimi with a smile and yelled:
"Your Highness, you are using my clothes as rags again!! That's enough!"

His Royal Highness the Emperor turned a deaf ear.

"Just tell me, I'm so angry that I don't even want to eat, that stupid eunuch killed me with a fork,
If I were around that emperor, I would rather be beheaded than have his neck broken! "

Zhang Yu was furious.

His Royal Highness Huangsun shook his newly wiped fingers and said:
"Pull you down, if you kill a Wang Zhen, there will be Li Zhen, Zhao Zhen, Sun Zhen, bullshit and so on!

That's not fundamental. You can't guarantee that every time a eunuch comes out, a loyal and brave general will come out to kill him, right?

You are calling a doctor who treats headaches and foot pain but does not solve the fundamental problem. "

"So, let's ask His Highness, what would you do if you were that emperor?"

His Royal Highness Huangsun became anxious at that time. He put his little hands on his hips, stood up, pointed at Zhang Yu with one finger and shouted:

"You are the useless emperor, you are the idiot emperor! Your whole family is the heartless emperor!!"

"Hahahaha!"

When Xu Da saw this, he really couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.Tang He came over to see what made Wei Guogong behave so disrespectfully in front of the emperor regardless of his image.

Zhu Yuanzhang knew that Xu Da was laughing when he saw that sentence.

He himself couldn't help but burst into laughter!
"Hahaha!"

Tang He also laughed when he saw Xu Da touching the place with his finger!

This imperial grandson is really, oh, so funny!
Zhang Yu was not upset and raised his hands to show that he was wrong:

"Okay, okay, I am, I am! I shouldn't have said that. You need to change your habit of exploding at any time."

Hey, come on, isn’t this obviously a tone meant to coax a child?
Xu Da looked up at Zhu Yuanzhang and then at Tang He.

Continue to look down:

"That's more like it! Listen, I'm just going to say it again. If you can't remember, don't blame me. If you ask again, just put a note!"

Xu Da muttered: "What the hell is a sticker?"

Tang He shook his head. Only Lao Zhu knew what it was. It was a trick where two people made a bet and whoever lost would stick a note on his face.

Don't ask him how he knew it, who didn't already have two naughty kids?

“To put it bluntly, the root cause of eunuchs’ interference in politics lies in the struggle between civil servants and imperial power in the palace.

Why use eunuchs?Why are eunuchs so powerful?

Since ancient times, there have been eunuchs in all dynasties. My grandpa, the emperor, even wrote on the iron plate that eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics.

Hanging at the entrance of Fengtian Palace, why did such a shocking eunuch happen after only five or sixty years? !”

Having said this, Zhu Yunxi stopped talking. He looked at Zhang Yu. Zhang Yu raised his head and saw that before he could open his mouth, he heard Zhu Yunxi say:

"I'm asking you!?"

"Poof!" Xu Da broke through the defense again!
This imperial grandson is so naughty!
Zhang Yu was anxious: "Didn't I ask you this? Your Highness, why are you asking again?"

"Oh, ask me, then I'll continue."

"Hahahaha!"

Oh my God, I can’t have this child. Isn’t it too naughty?
"Actually, it all depends on my grandfather. He abolished the prime minister system and changed it to six ministries that jointly assist the emperor in handling government affairs.
His original intention was good, because Xiangquan is equally dangerous, but he forgot one of the most critical issues.
That is, how can he ensure that his descendants will all be as hard-working as him? !
He was the founding emperor and knew that peace and prosperity were hard to come by, so he spent all his time forgetting to eat and sleep, and was not afraid of hard work.
But he forgot that his descendants do not need to work hard to open up a new world, they only need to enjoy it.

Humans are very inert animals. They don’t want to sit when they can lie down, and they don’t want to stand when they can sit. Over time, they don’t even want to do it personally even when reviewing memorials.

then what should we do?

This gave rise to a special department in the group of eunuchs, a particularly awesome department, that is, the ceremonial supervisor.
There is a special person in the Supervisor of Ceremonies, the eunuch in charge of the Supervisor of Ceremonies. This person has great power and can modify the emperor's orders!
scary right?

Why give him so much power?
Because the emperor reads those useless articles every day, especially those about greetings and reports on daily work,

Those poor and rotten scholars are almost out of their minds. If you write a greeting note, just say that your Majesty is very good, and I am also very good. That’s it.

But in order to show their talents, they can write you a six-foot-long memorial. You said that the emperor was almost vomiting.
It turns out that the whole article has the same meaning. How are you, Your Majesty? !Who would want to see this?

There's nothing more exciting than watching a flower girl, right?

Therefore, this right was handed over to the eunuch who was responsible for the ceremony. "

"Pfft!" Xu Da couldn't help laughing again. It turns out that the emperor's daily memorials are all these things?

He looked at Zhu Yuanzhang, then you still pretend to watch with gusto?
(End of this chapter)