As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 349 Ordinary Daily Life

The Gorilla driver stood beside the car, lighting his cigar, blowing out a puff of melancholy smoke, and looking into the gloomy night.

"My name is Tough Guy."

"I'm a truck driver and my dream is to form a team of intergalactic robbers and find my dick."

It talks to itself when it's bored.

Not far away, a guy who knew it walked up, and he was also an orangutan. The two orangutans held a wooden sign and talked.

"Long time no see, why are you here today?"

"Oh, I have a client who needs to go to this building for business."

"Come on."

"Why?"

Li Nuo, as a colleague of Junji Ito...naturally knows the characters written by this "potential" competitor very well.

"This neighborhood is haunted."

[Guardian spirit: Gao imitation Fujiang]

[Spiritual power: 110]

[Physique: 3]

That white and delicate face got closer and closer.

"Doctor, let me look at his things."

For example, right now, Li Nuo just glanced at this woman and his heartbeat began to accelerate.

【Strength: 12】

Li Nuo has been seduced, so his heartbeat is speeding up.

Female.

Xing Kai tried hard to use Yadan's magic power to seal Fu Jiang around the building, but he still had no good way to deal with this female goblin. In the end, he could only reach a simple contract and let Fu Jiang help him guard the research notes. The harm is further expanded.

So when Xing Kai proposed the contract, she agreed without hesitation.

The gorilla driver was puzzled: "We are not humans after all."

[Brief description: This Fujiang is not the original one, not so scary, but to the timid Cairo stars, she is a god! 】

So I caught Fujiang's data at a glance.

It's like a kind of BUFF that says "if we look at each other, you'll have to ignore me".

But even so, there is no way to control Fu Jiang from causing trouble everywhere.

Inhuman.

No one can tell her origin, but she has a beauty that makes all men crazy about her.

The orangutan communicating with it looked around and held up a sign: "Didn't you see that there are no people living around here?"

As a doctor related to the people of Cairo, Xing Kai always gets some strange things, the weirdest of which is the talisman that can summon "imitation Fu Jiang"...

[Level: lv20]

【Insight: 70】

The gorilla driver became interested: "Tell me about it."

A girl full of "beautiful" characteristics created by manga artist Junji Ito.

This person is not the original deity, but has some of the abilities of the original deity.

[Reaction: 16]

[Attribute: Ghost]

Fujiang.

……

【Medical: 790】

For example, she is very good at seducing people.

This Fu Jiang did not dare to mess with the Yadan soul in Xing Kai.

[Emil's Mask] explained the situation in great detail.

When Li Nuo came in, he was wearing a mask.

The orangutan replied: "Let me tell you, in this area, there has been a female ghost who goes around seducing orangutans recently."

Fujiang can influence people's minds.

In the area around this building, within the scope of her movement, almost no residents have been harmed by it.

You are not even a female ghost. If you compare yourself with the final BOSS in a fantasy world, isn't that just pretending to be a bastard in front of a snapping turtle?

[Weakness: If HP is below 10%, it will turn into a piece of meat that cannot be counterattacked]

"You can't take it away, but..."

She will seduce you.

She will make you unable to live without her.

Just like now, she put her fingers on Li Nuo's arm and tapped it gently.

If the Marjie before meeting Sawa was here, he would have already taken off his pants.

"I……"

Li Nuo looked into her eyes, his heart beating so fast that it seemed as if it was about to jump out of his throat...

Murders often occur near this house.

The reason is... Fujiang has a special physique. She will make people fall in love with her until they lose their will and dismember her. Then the cells of her body will reproduce endlessly, thus creating a new Fujiang, and so on.

But that was the original, this version is a knockoff.

"Do you want to come with me?"

When Fu Jiang spoke like this, Li Nuo's heart almost skipped a beat.

When the girl spoke, the sweet breeze from her mouth filled Li Nuo's ears.

"I can see that you are very Asasi~"

"Me...Asashi?"

"Yes, do you want to be with me?"

"..."

"Do you want?"

Li Nuo took a deep breath. He finally couldn't control himself anymore and held Fu Jiang's hand.

"You must be awesome when you make a decoction, right?"

"Hey?"

Fu Jiang was stunned.

Li Nuo's facial features began to distort: ​​"The infinitely regenerated cells, even if they are not my own, still have the value of decomposition, right?"

Tomie would seduce someone and then dismember her.

But pay attention, the word Li Nuo used is - decomposition.

"Hey, wait..." Fu Jiang took a step back: "Let me make it clear first, I am not that version, I am Cairo Technology..."

Li Nuo suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched her mouth.

"No need to explain, I won't listen."

A few blue sparks ignited on Fu Jiang's pinched face, and behind the distorted heat was Li Nuo's face hidden under the mask...a face that could no longer be suppressed.

"It doesn't hurt, don't worry."

"It really doesn't hurt."

"It will be over soon."

……

The orangutan driver downstairs was holding a cigar in his mouth. He turned his head, and there were Cairo star security forces coming next to him.

"It seems that the police have been dispatched. They must have detected that the female ghost has started causing trouble again."

It and its old friend are still chatting about strange stories about this building.

"What kind of monster would cause the housing prices here to drop?"

The old friend held up a sign with dense text written on it:
"She can attract the original impulse and admiration for beauty of both the opposite sex and the same sex. Her every move, breath and speech can touch people's hearts. She can stir up the desires hidden in their hearts, making people dedicate everything to her, just to keep her by their side. In the end, in order to keep her, the cursed person could only dismember her, but this involved a murder case, and it was difficult to determine who was right and who was wrong, so a large number of residents came from here. Move away.”

Gorilla Driver: "What a dangerous monster."

Its friends: "Monsters that are almost incomprehensible to..."

Just when the Gorilla driver was considering whether to cancel Li Nuo's order...

Boom!
The blue fire blew up the house upstairs and the walls collapsed.

The loud noise was followed by dead silence.

The police car stopped at the corner of the street, and people from Cairo wearing police uniforms got out of the car.

With a crisp sound, the window upstairs shattered, and Fu Jiang quickly jumped out from inside with claws and teeth, and fell straight to the ground.

The gorilla driver held up a sign: "Is this the monster?"

Its friends also held up signs: "..."

At this time, Fu Jiang's clothes were burnt and his clothes were in tatters.

Half of her face was cut off, and her bloody appearance looked more like a ghost.

Li Nuo walked out of the smoke upstairs, raised his left hand, shot out a silk thread and pulled Fu Jiang back downstairs.

"help me……!"

Fujiang shouted, as if she was asking for help from the police who arrived.

But now it's useless to yell at her. This girl's BUFF that prevents others from leaving her has already touched Li Nuo.

Li Nuo pulled her back into the ruins of the house.

The moment Fu Jiang returned to the Demon Cave, Li Nuo drew his gun, looked into Fu Jiang's eyes and pulled the trigger crazily.

After several gunshots were fired, Li Nuo felt that it was time.

He took out a pokeball covered in spikes.

Throw it on Fu Jiang.

bang~
Tomie entered the Poké Ball like 2B at the time.

The ball jiggles in place a few times.

With a bang, Fu Jiang jumped out.

What does this mean?
It means that Fu Jiang's current blood volume is not low enough to be conquered.

"what……"

Li Nuo made a disappointed sound.

"Sister, can you cooperate?"

"can."

Throwing it again this time, after Fujiang was taken in, the ball shook a few times, and with a bang, Li Nuo picked up the spiked elf ball.

He took a deep breath.

Count silently in your mind: "1, 2..."

Suddenly Li Nuo held up the elf ball in the smoke and dust of the ruins.

"I conquered her!"

This was a passively triggered settlement action, and he couldn't resist it.

A string of data popped up on the elf ball.

[Man-made high imitation Fujiang]

[The true appearance will be displayed only when the blood volume is below 5%, that is, a pile of meat]

[Due to the characteristic of the "Spiked Poké Ball", "the Pokémon after being conquered will always be in a residual health state", so this Pokémon will always be a pile of meat]

[Meat cubes cannot be upgraded]

[Brief description: The Fujiang is a creature created by the dark magician of "South Park" based on a comic. It was taken away by an interstellar hunter (Xing Kai) during a mission. The interstellar hunter is also a doctor and plans to use her to make therapeutic potions. , but he disappeared before he succeeded. People nearby have been spreading rumors: "Fu Jiang" must have taken him away]

Li Nuo put the elf ball into the weapon box.

Another mission settlement panel popped up in front of me.

[Side mission completed: Soul of Notes]

[Task Difficulty: lv65]

[Task reward: Obtain information from the notes, including "Cairo Doctor's Pharmacy"]

[The reward has been uploaded to your email, please go back to the space to check] "Well..."

Li Nuo turned back and looked around Xing Kai's room.

It has been completely destroyed by him.

Just as he was about to leave, a large number of police sirens came from downstairs.

Immediately afterwards, a Cairo star wearing sunglasses shouted at him with a loudspeaker:
"Master, don't leave!"

……

the next day.

Cairo Comics Building.

Li Nuo's editor-in-chief and also a diplomatic interstellar hunter, Julie, is sitting in her office, wearing a decent suit, her hair tied up, and neatly tidied.

Julie maintains a regular life every day.

Dress up for work, make yourself a cup of coffee, and listen to "Star Daily" in the office to kill time before starting the day's work.

The computer screen turned on, and after a few clicks, the network signal connected to the Cairo router.

"Today's big news in the Star Daily!"

"In a small town on a fringe planet, an exorcist solved a supernatural case, and the town police chief expressed special thanks to him."

"It is reported that due to the existence of the evil spirit, the house prices in the town once fell by 50%. I believe that the market economy of the town will pick up soon. Some investors have already decided to build a horror house theme park in the town. The great exorcist will be invited to cut the ribbon for the park.”

Julie picked up the coffee cup, confused.

Evil spirit?

The broadcast is not over yet.

"The reporter from the front interviewed the exorcist. Now it's time to review the video."

An interview screen popped up on the computer screen on her desk.

Julie said "Hmm" in confusion. The exorcist with the mosaic on his face... looked familiar to her.

"Excuse me, Mr. Exorcist, do you have anything to say about this exorcism incident?"

"Is it mosaic?"

"beated."

After the reporter answered, the mosaic on Li Nuo's face disappeared.

Li Nuo said seriously: "We must believe in science."

Cairo reporter: "Really? I don't believe it~"

Li Nuo: “Really.”

Cairo reporter: "You're talking bullshit~"

Beep——!
Broadcast signal lost.

"Ah...ah?" Julie froze on the chair, her eyebrows frowning deeper and deeper.

She took several sips of coffee to calm down.

"This kid disappeared for more than twenty days... went to other places to exorcise demons? But... the information clearly stated that he was a criminal with a murder record from an alien planet, one of the winners of the Cairo Racing Competition, Harry Keri The little guy here is a cartoonist, um..."

"Um……"

"Um……"

"That's wrong! What on earth does he do!"

Zhu Li immediately took out her cell phone and called Li Nuo.

Cha Bai had just returned home from shopping for groceries when she heard Li Nuo's cell phone ringing.

"Well, Li Nuo...he's away for something."

"Where did you go?"

"You can't go to that place anyway."

……

Li Nuo was sitting in the courtyard of the space, holding in his hand the reward "Doctor Cairo's Pharmacy" that he got yesterday.

This book records the knowledge of medicines studied by Xing Kai, and the information flows into Li Nuo's mind along with the data flow.

[Biopharmaceutics], simple pharmaceutical knowledge, he has actually known it for a long time. After all, it is also a step in making potions through alchemy.

However, Xing Kai's records also contain knowledge about the medicines of the Cairo Stars.

Li Nuo released "Fu Jiang" from the [Spiked Poké Ball].

This fake Fu Jiang is now a pile of squirming blood clots.

Xing Kai originally wanted to use her to make a potion that could infinitely repair the body, but he had never succeeded. In fact, it was impossible to succeed. After all, this imitation Fu Jiang was considered a "supernatural creature."

But that's right, Li Nuo is professional.

He decomposed the mutagenic substances in the meat, bought several pharmaceutical materials from the "Witcher" mall based on the knowledge in the book, and then drew a special alchemy array for equivalent exchange on the ground.

Place the materials on the refining array.

"call……"

Li Nuo took a deep breath.

Activate the newly learned [Advanced Alchemy Potion] technology and activate the skill [Alchemist's Dead Fish Eyes],
Under the gaze of the dead fish eyes, the things on the refining array disappeared.

There was a flash of white light.

It became a drawing.

[All healing potions]

[Effect: Crush the potion bottle, and up to four people including you will recover 50% of their maximum health, and gain a shield that increases defense by 30% for 3 seconds]

Li Nuo felt that he could still become stronger.

The above operations come from the new knowledge in [Alchemy Notes].

[Alchemy Notes] is now unlocked to the third level, and there are two conditions for unlocking the next level;

Sacrifice ten "evolution stones" and let the half of the [Philosopher's Stone Fragments] in your hand be stained with the blood of "high-dimensional life forms".

"Evolution stone" made him think of "mega stone".

Dragon fighting also requires this kind of stone to evolve.

But this is in the script, and he must focus on the present first.

What Li Nuo is most concerned about now...is how to use "Fujiang" meat.

The fake Tomie's mutation-inducing substance shows fine lines of division, which means that its cells have the ability to divide, but as an alchemist, he knows very well that this thing is poisonous... In other words, if one is not used properly, something close to the "law of cause and effect" will occur. Incidents such as making a bomb that split Tomie's head infinitely.

"emmm..."

Li Nuo summoned "Cuihua" to come out.

"Cuihua" came out and immediately started clamoring to play Gwent.

Li Nuo pointed at Fu Jiang's piece of meat.

"Eat it, and I'll play with you until eternity."

The little guy swallowed it in one gulp, then his blue body trembled, and he pulled out the blue fire with a few puffs. He covered his buttocks and cursed Li Nuo before disappearing into the air.

Li Nuo was dumbfounded: "The flame can actually poop..."

After complaining.

He picked up the tinder.

【Split factor】

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: Make fuses for flammable materials]

[Brief description: The excretion of soul fire is a precious thing. The fire excretion cycle is once a month]

"Inflammables..."

Li Nuo looked back at the skill panel: [Advanced Alchemy Potion: Alchemy to create high-grade recovery potions, or explosive potions that break through specifications]

This ability expresses the increase in the power of the alchemical bomb created.

"bomb……"

While thinking, he started to act.

First, I used the two abilities of [Advanced Alchemy Potion] and [Alchemy Rune] to make a [Advanced Wind Attribute Dancing Star].

Then use [Biological Synthesis] to combine the bomb and the fire left by Cuihua.

Finally, a brand new, strange bomb appeared on the formation.

The appearance of the original [Higher Dancing Star] is the round earth bomb that could be seen everywhere in the Middle Ages. This one is very special.

It has a technical exterior and no leads.

[Alchemy Bomb: Split Storm]

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: Throw it out and the bomb will split into three parts]

[Brief description: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! 】

"The effect is not noticeable."

Li Nuo raised his head and looked at the three-story fortress that was still under repair.

"Try it."

He threw bombs at the fort.

Three snaps.

The bomb split into three parts in mid-air.

At this moment, Li Nuo's nerves seemed to be afraid of something, and his insight was warning himself, run!
"return!"

He subconsciously escaped from the corridor back to reality. After waiting for half a minute, he returned to the corridor and saw... the fortress had been blown up.

Except for the old man's chair and the tombstone, there is nothing intact in the entire space.

Li Nuo stood in front of the ruins, his lips began to tremble uncontrollably due to excitement.

"This is an alchemy missile..."

He composed himself.

"It's a pity that the splitting factor can only be produced once a month... I have to find a way to make Cuihua produce more."

When thinking about this, Li Nuo actually began to feel tired mentally.

Making alchemical items consumes magic power and damages mental strength. The principle of equal exchange must be followed. When the materials you exchange are not perfectly balanced, the alchemist will have a strong sense of fatigue. However, his endurance is strong enough, so He had never taken it seriously. The power of [Splitting Storm] was there this time, consuming a lot of mental energy. He was already breaking out in a cold sweat, and the fatigue deep in his soul told him that he must rest.

When Li Nuo was about to withdraw first, Tombstone coughed.

It's Chen Shou.

Li Nuo chose to accept the call: "Brother Slim, what's the matter?"

Chen Shou knew that they were going to participate in the player competition and had been worried.

"As long as you're still alive..."

Chen Shou said slowly, "I sent a message to Brother Ma, but no one got through to him. He thought something had happened to you."

Li Nuo sat on the folding stool and said while relaxing, "Marjie is missing."

He simply told Chen Shou what happened, avoiding the content of the Grand Guild.

After hearing this, Chen Shou remained silent, and then asked, "Is he going to be okay?"

Will something happen?
Will it be...

Li Nuo smiled and said, "No."

"You are confident."

"Of course, I have to bring him back for the next script anyway."

"When do you plan to release the new script?"

Li Nuo thought for a while.

The time for the next script will be arranged by the system... He didn't know yet, so he said, "Probably next month."

……

Three months later…

The weather is getting cooler and it's the end of October.

On the street, Li Nuo was riding a bicycle with Chabai on the back seat.

The cold wind blew across my cheeks.

Li Nuo recalled the conversation with Chen Shou three months ago, and subconsciously asked Cha Bai:
"Has the system forgotten us?"

(End of this chapter)