As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 371 Armstrong...

The smell of Maljie is not "shit" in the broad sense.

Because this guy is exposed to methane more often, he made a lot of potions to reduce the smell of methane. Anyway, Li Nuo and Cha Bai took the initiative to make them for him.

If he doesn't spray the scent potion, then there will be a body odor.

"It smells like shit."

Li Nuo turned around and looked at everyone.

Then looked at Mr. Henry.

"Marja was here."

Nanami took a deep breath and looked at Chabai.

"You used abilities like destiny?"

"No."

Cha Bai thought about it, walked over and grabbed the hammer that Li Nuo smelled.

"Maljie found it himself...he is a craftsman after all."

All we have to do is wake Henry.

At this moment, Li Nuo suddenly pressed Cha Bai in front of him onto the table.

Then Cha Bai opened her legs out of habit.

Cha Bai: “Huh?”

Li Nuo: "Huh?"

Everyone look over.

Li Nuo was seen staring with confused eyes, trying to lift his clothes.

Cha Bai reacted very quickly: "Wait... Li Nuo! We can't do this here, there are so many people watching us!"

Chen Shou was shocked: "What the hell."

Li Nuo untied his belt and shouted anxiously: "No! It's..."

When Cha Bai tried to break free, Li Nuo used a professional grappling technique to pin him down on the table and he couldn't move.

"Someone stop him!"

"I'll go! Hurry up!"

"Mr. Li, what are you so horny about now?"

Li Nuo was pinned to the ground by Nanami and Chen Shou.

"No! Let me explain!"

He opened the medicine decoction grid.

"The decoction I just drank was meant to simulate the sense of smell of a dog's nose, but that thing imitated it too intensely."

Nanami thought of the night when Li Nuo burned her dick, and couldn't help but complain: "Can't you make some proper decoction?"

Chen Shou sat on him, his eyes half closed: "For him, turning himself into a male dog may be considered decent..."

Cha Bai held onto the tabletop and stood up, panting: "I'm not a bitch."

"But humans are in heat all year round." Li Nuo said the bad words and activated [Advanced White Honey] to cancel the effect of the decoction [Canine].

At this moment, Henry, who had fainted, moved his fingers slightly...

"The smell of dog meat..."

he murmured.

"I, I'm hungry."

Henry was fainting from hunger.

This guy is so poor that he can't even afford to eat.

Li Nuo was not in a hurry to feed him. After all, the fact that he could still speak meant that he was far from starving to death. He knew better than anyone what it was like before starving to death.

"He doesn't have edema or weight loss, which means he's very healthy."

Chen Shou asked, "You seem to be very familiar with hunger?"

"Of course~" Li Nuoke was proud when talking about the past: "Once the lady downstairs and the uncle upstairs were both out for half a month, and I almost starved to death at home because I bought a new computer."

Chen Shou: "Why do I feel like you are so proud..."

Nanami didn't understand: "Why don't you go to the poorhouse to get bread?"

Li Nuo and Chen Shou looked at Nanami with a look that said "Why don't you eat meat?"

"Our staple foods are steamed buns, rice and noodles."

"..."

……

Li Nuo, Chen Shou and the security guard went out.

They went to the Adventurer's Guild's supply station, and Chen Shou collected the money and books sent by Jilan from the supply station's transmitter through his personal records.

The Overlord Fire Dragon was dead, and the news spread throughout the first floor of Chuangjie Mountain in less than four hours.

The guild's explanation is that the activation of the cave caused it to collapse, crushing the Overlord Fire Dragon to death.

Folk rumor has it that a mutated golden lion killed the fire dragon.

Gillan wrote this sentence in the recipe book he gave to Li Nuo: I guess it was you who did it.

Li Nuo subconsciously thought he was threatened. When he was considering whether to go back to the first floor to kill Ji Lan, he turned over the page and saw the words "Thank you for helping us get revenge."

And a postscript: The souls of the 180 dead in Kiroga village will always remember you.

"I guess he's thanking you."

"But no matter how I look at it, I feel like you are trying to scare me with a dead person."

Li Nuo tore off the page of the postscript, lit it with the blue fire, and returned to ashes.

The book in his hand is called "Dragon Root of Collapse".

Judging from the name alone, it seems like an ancient book that records some great magic, but it actually talks about the cooking methods of low-level ingredients.

In any case, this book is very important to Li Nuo.

It’s not because what you eat will replenish what you lack.

But every time he thought of Die chopping the dragon with a kitchen knife with reluctance, he had a very interesting feeling.

Finally, there is the money given by Gillan and others.

There were a total of 15000 Creation Coins. Compared to the rich woman Amanda, it was no problem to say that he was a poor household, so Li Nuo symbolically accepted 6666 and returned the rest of the Creation Coins.

Looking at his actions, Chen Shou couldn't believe that this was the Li Nuo he knew, the rogue, the bastard, the Li Nuo who was worse than a bandit.

"We can grab it anyway."

Li Nuo explained, then raised his hand and hooked it around the security guard's shoulder.

"Brother, here are the agreed drawings."

He was referring to the blueprint of the [Creation Mountain Atlas].

This time, the security guard nodded in agreement very readily, which even Li Nuo did not expect.

"Stockholm syndrome?"

"What are you talking about?"

The security officer didn't understand, but didn't care and just raised his eyebrows.

"The Collapse occurs every fifty years, and this year is the fiftieth year. Is there a possibility that you are the ones who can save the Chuangjie Mountain?"

Collapse... Li Nuo read in the book that it was all due to the influence of the intersection of the celestial spheres.

He doubted whether this collapse had anything to do with Malge, or whether Marge himself brought chaos. In this case, it was possible that the script would end with him having to face a "demon king" Malge, which made him despair just thinking about it.

"Don't be nervous, my friend. I'm just saying. A bastard like you who plants bombs in people's bodies has a less than one percent chance of being a hero."

The security guard noticed that Li Nuo's expression changed slightly and continued to comfort him.

Li Nuo looked unhappy, simply because in the simulated duel with Maljie, there was no possibility of winning at all.

"Where are the blueprints?"

The security officer did not forget that Li Nuo had planted a bomb in his body, and his eyes glanced towards the supply station next to him.

"Every supply station has a warehouse with a terminal inside. It records the guild's simple equipment manufacturing book. It is just a safe depository for maintenance personnel to retrieve at any time."

"It doesn't look like anything special, does it?"

When Li Nuo said this, he actually had evil thoughts in mind, such as robbing the guild.

But he quickly suppressed it.

First, the adventurers active on the second floor of Chuangjie Mountain are basically above level two, and their strength is much stronger than that of the adventurers on the first floor.

2. Starting from the second level, the proportion of alienated creatures is larger, and meaningless consumption should be avoided.

Third, there is still “Wrath of Bahamut” that has not been released yet.

Thinking this, Li Nuo left the supply station.

The town is not far north of the supply station.

The main inhabitants here are elves. It was one of the earliest mining colonies established by the principality. Later, it became a ruin due to the depletion of the mines or human activities. Now it has been transformed from a mining town to a trade hub on the second floor of the Creation Mountain. Many people of different races trade here. To the south is the Great Boar Forest.

As the name suggests, the woods are full of wild boars.

All the adventurer missions that can be accepted in the phone booth are to subdue giant wild boars.

Wild boars are not strong, but they are annoying, not afraid of pain, and will gouge any living thing they see until it dies. Here they act as goblins, and in fact, goblins also live in the woods.

The adventurers don't bother to care, and the army is even more lazy to care.

But Li Nuo saw the good in it.

He stood at the edge of the woods and took out [big wild boar decoction (bow three times to the pig and the pig will become your sworn brother)].

Then summon Brother Wells.

Whisper a few words.

The yellow and black people tacitly gave each other a thumbs-up. Just looking at their behavior, it looked like they were going to fuck the white people.

Looking at the two people, one yellow and one black, walking into the woods, the security officer asked, "I say... where are these two people going?"

Chen Shou: "Maybe he wants to slaughter all the wild boars in the woods, and then take them to the town to exchange for some benefits."

The security officer nodded silently: "If you're right, I really misjudged this guy. Is he actually a good guy?"

after an hour.

Only Li Nuo came out.

Before Chen Shou could ask him what happened, he saw Brother Wells leading a group of wild boars rushing out of the woods and knocking down the Adventurer's Guild's supply station.

Li Nuo summoned "Cuihua" and let this guy take away the drawings in the chaos.

Just like that, without leaving any trace, he easily got the blueprint of the [Chuangjie Mountain Atlas].

Soon, the defense system near the town was activated. There were no guards, no bullets, but a crystal-like magic vortex lit up on the high tower in the center of the town.

A torrent of rays swung down, causing a violent explosion of magical power.

The wild boars were quickly eliminated, and Wells escaped before danger came.

Li Nuo and his companions were in a safe area, leaning against a tree.

Chen Shou looked at the supply station in the distance, which was smoking. He was numb: "What did you do?"

"I just asked Brother Wells to tell them that I want to become sworn brothers with your boss. Then I became sworn brothers with their boss." Li Nuo said expressionlessly: "They are born with some problems with their IQ. They believe everything you say. It's a pity that time is tight and we didn't find many goblin camps. Otherwise..."

Chen Shou: "Goblin camp?"

Li Nuo took out two darts from his pocket: "I'll first test the fighting power of the wild boars on a group of goblins."

Chen Shou: "..."

Li Nuo: "Then after the battle test, I said that there was a supply station outside bullying me. What a pity... If there was a big alienated wild boar... Well, forget it, it's Brother Wells leading the wild boars anyway, it has nothing to do with me."

He was looking at the information on the drawing as he spoke.

【Maintenance drawings of the Chuangjie Mountain Atlas】

[Brief description: It only records the repair instructions, which requires a professional craftsman or engineer to use]

"Let's go~"

Li Nuo secretly crumpled the drawing into a ball and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

The security guard didn't say a word the whole time. He felt that he could never go back to his original life.

Life is a journey. If you get on the wrong ship, your life will be over.

In fact, it doesn't matter if he leaves now. Li Nuo doesn't need him as a hostage. Besides, he was the one who revealed the information about the drawings, so he is an accomplice.

What's more, the security guard couldn't say it, after all, there was still a bomb in his body.

really have.

It was a [miniature remote-controlled firecracker] made by Mr. Victor. It was originally a surprise prop that Maljie was going to put in Lino's mouth during the Spring Festival. It was found by Lino in the space maintenance room not long ago.

On the way here, Li Nuo put this thing into the security guard's food and watched him eat it.

I won’t go into the daily little things in life.

……

dong dong dong...

Die held the cooking book in one hand and the legendary kitchen utensil [Eternal Spirit Knife] in the other, and quickly cut the poisonous bird's ○○.

This scene reminded Li Nuo of a familiar scene in the prophecy.

"Is the prophecy irreversible?"

Immediately, he turned around and looked at Uncle Henry, who had just calmed down after having a fruit appetizer.

Judging from his appearance, this uncle looks ordinary and is the kind of character that serves as a background in the story.

But don’t judge a book by its cover.

He is indeed one of the best craftsmen on the second floor of Chuangjie Mountain.

This guy is still in a state of depression.

It was not until Die brought the prepared dragon meat salad and Uncle Henry took a few bites that he completely calmed down.

Die was standing next to him. She wiped the oil stains off her hands with Li Nuo's clothes and said, "Mr. Li, I have an exam. I won't have time to play with you guys in the next few weeks."

Li Nuo said "hmm".

Since Butterfly and Wells are not summoned beasts, whether or not they respond to the summoning contract depends entirely on their personal mood.

The cook returned to the kitchen, twirling the knife.

At this point Henry took a deep breath.

"good to eat……"

He looked at Li Nuo and then glanced at the others.

"Well, thank you all..."

Li Nuo was not in a hurry to ask about Maljie, but tried to get closer to him first.

"I'm curious about how you forced yourself to starve to death at home."

"I've been buying equipment recently, and before I knew it, I've spent all my money."

"You are a craftsman, and you want to be an adventurer?"

Henry shook his head, stood up unsteadily, and took out a notebook from a cabinet.

"I'm making something recently, and that thing requires the Explosive Flame Egg of the Red Comet Dragon."

Oh yes, it’s an explosive egg, not an explosive bag.

Nanami interrupted, "Why not just entrust an adventurer with a request?"

Henry shrugged his shoulders: "I commissioned it, but it doesn't seem to work."

He took out a commission note from his notebook:
——"Hunting the Overlord Red Comet Dragon."

——"70000 Creation Coins have been handed in."

"To raise money, I even sold a house..." Henry sat down and took another bite of dragon meat. His mouth was full of oil and he gritted his teeth and said, "That mission seems to be very difficult, so I plan to use my forging skills to make some equipment that can attract adventurers and get more people to hunt it on the first floor."

Everyone: "(So the Overlord Hunting mission originated from you)..."

"When I was making the schedule, I was so absorbed in sleep that I forgot to eat." He took another big bite and swallowed it without chewing it, then said, "As a result, I forgot that I hadn't eaten, and then I suddenly fainted."

Li Nuo knocked on the table: "Um, uncle, can I ask you why you want the Overlord's Explosive Egg?"

This guy Henry has the air of a good old man.

Because Li Nuo and the others saved him, Henry went upstairs without hesitation.

"wait for me."

Hearing the footsteps coming from upstairs, Nanami looked at Li Nuo.

"Maljie's matter..."

"Not urgent."

Henry can't run away. Since he is an awesome craftsman, it's better to get some advice from him first.

If there are unexpected benefits to be gained, that would definitely be the best.

What's more, no one knows what Maljie has done, and it's a bit anxious to reveal his identity now.

There were hurried footsteps coming from upstairs.

Henry came down with a large drawing.

Chen Shou consciously took away the dishes on the table.

The drawings are on the table.

Everyone was stunned.

Henry's eyes lit up: "That's what I want to do."

Li Nuo: “This?”

Henry nodded very seriously, and then said its name.

"New Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!"

(End of this chapter)