As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 394 Life Mainline
Below Basel, in the maintenance room, in Eminem's shop.

Safa slammed a long sword on the repair table and shouted, "Black trader! I asked you to repair the weapon, you must return to its original state!"

Background: Safa, called "Sister Shuangfei" by Li Nuo, is the player with the most powerful backing among the same batch of players. She is an old rival of Soren, and Amanda belongs to her team.

Am sat on the chair, staring at the table that was broken by the sword, digging his ears, and said nonchalantly: "You have to compensate for my table."

"What shall I do with my sword?"

Safa raised the rough sword in her hand. The blade had no edge and was very blunt.

"You guys just modified it randomly before. This sword will be restored to its original state, and then you can go find an official repair shop to upgrade it."

Am pointed to the price list hanging next to the door.

"The official is too slow to make things. Hey~ I'm fast. I can get it done with more money."

"I really want to chop you up..." Safa gritted her teeth.

"Okay, I have medical insurance, and I'm short of money."

"Sister..." A new Safa appeared behind Safa. As the elder sister, Safa said gently, "Let me take over."

At this point, the younger sister disappears and the older sister merges into the body, taking over control of it.

Am swallowed her saliva, she had a bad past impression of her sister Safa.

"Am, do you have any private dealings with that four-eyed guy?"

"Four Eyes, who is that?" Am knew that the other party was talking about Soran.

"Don't play dumb. It was Soran who recommended us here." Safa looked at the rough sword and said, "Just because my sister is immature doesn't mean I can't see the problem. It's true as you said, the sword needs to be rebuilt, but the price is not this."

Eminem feels guilty.

The last time Li Nuo came over, he put all his debts on Soran, so Soran played along and made a simple deal with Am, which was probably like pimping. He sent players to Am to steal the official business. It was Am's business to make players spend more money. Soran just wanted Am to give him a discount in the future. This incident that Li Nuo accidentally caused made Soran an immature industrial chain.

But Safa is not someone to be trifled with, especially her sister.

"Is there a place for those of you who run shops here to file complaints? I know someone there, I can try..."

"Wait...you didn't..."

Before Am could utter the word "evidence", the door opened and Amanda walked in.

Safa looked back and said, "You're back."

Amanda: “I saw him.”

The two left the repair shop.

On the way, Amanda explained what had happened.

Safa pinched her chin and rolled her eyes: "That is to say, Li Nuo helped you to come back so smoothly..."

"Yes." Amanda nodded, and then said: "I haven't asked you yet, how did you know in advance that he would go to 'Creation Mountain'."

"A guy from a big guild gave me some news..." Safa kept her words to herself and changed the subject, asking, "How is it? I mean, what is Li Nuo's ability?"

"Haven't you seen it before?"

“Times have changed.”

"Better than me."

After Amanda said this, Safa fell silent.

The trump card of the Shuangfei Sister team is Amanda, who can make Sister Gazi say "better than me" without any hesitation...

"Is he much better than you?"

Amanda did not answer directly, but stopped and looked at Safa's graceful back.

"What's wrong, Amanda?"

"You haven't told me yet, how did you know in advance that he would go to 'Chuangjie Mountain'?"

Safa tilted her head. "Bahamut's Wrath."

A player named Inne once found her and hoped that Safa could ask someone to go to "Tron Mountain" to take a look. She knew that the other party was a player of "Wrath of Bahamut".

Safa wasn't sure whether following the Grand Guild would be a token of allegiance or just cannon fodder, but she had her own considerations.

Amanda asked, "What does the largest guild have to do with Li Nuo and the others?"

"It's okay now." Safa smiled and took out a cell phone: "Amanda, let me ask again, the average strength of Li Nuo's team..."

“There are only three or four of them,” Amanda said. “All of them are better than you and me.”

Safa types a message on her phone.

"..."

In a certain neighborhood in Basel, Gardevoir took out the vibrating cell phone from under her crotch.

Soran raised his hand and took it.

The screen read: "I agree to enter into a temporary alliance with you."

Soran pushed up the frame of his glasses.

Gardevoir looked at the information on the screen and shook his head in confusion.

"I submitted a cooperation proposal to Safa before to integrate the player resources at this stage. Although I don't know what happened, she must have encountered something that caused her to decide to cooperate with me in order to avoid being affected by the big guild in the future before she reached level 80..."

Soran always felt that there was something else going on.

Yake asked, "When you submitted the cooperation agreement to Safa, was it because there were more women in her team?"

"No." Soran answered quickly: "Let's go back."

This is the freight area in Lower Town Basel.

The narrow streets are lined with stalls selling things on both sides, all of which are owned by indigenous people.

Gardevoir took the phone from him and stuffed it back between her buttocks.

Soran: "Although I know you have a black hole in your body, can you not store things in such a disgusting way? Every time you take something out, it's wet. What do you think you are? A konjac with a hole in it? Correct your gender. It's embarrassing to go out like this. After all, I am your trainer, and I don't want my own Gardevoir to take out a truck from its crotch."

As he spoke, Gardevoir, who was pushing him, suddenly stopped.

"what happened?"

Gardevoir said nothing (although it couldn't speak), and faced him directly towards a group of fat women in a brothel.

"what?"

Soran turned his head, Gardevoir returned to the Poké Ball, and Ark left the "Endless Corridor" in a sly manner.

Soran was left alone facing a group of older sisters with glowing eyes.

"Hey...don't play tricks on me like this!"

"I'm the captain!"

"Yak!"

Soran suddenly stopped shouting. Surrounded by a group of fat women, his eyes pierced through his glasses like a sword and locked onto the long-haired man standing on the street corner.

"Soren Lee?"

Soran stood up from the wheelchair, which transformed into a prosthesis attached to his broken leg.

"I know you……"

Soran enjoys a unique information network for [Explorers].

The long-haired man's name is "Song Mo".

He once took the "Eternal Life Train" that carried Kroyd and Xing Kai.

In other words, a potential super-spec level player.

"I remember that Cindis, who is in the same team with you, is from the Wrath of Bahamut. In other words, Lillian's leader is looking for me?"

"Ah?" The long-haired man smiled and said, "No, I heard you were looking for female team members everywhere?"

Soran was startled, then he calmed down, and then he broke away from a fat girl who rushed over to him, and his glasses flashed a light: "It seems that we can talk."

The long-haired man didn't expect the communication to be so smooth.

He thought that joining Soran's team and sharing female players would require some procedures.

Soran thought that the long-haired man was coming to him with a group of female teammates.

So the misunderstanding arose.

Finally, the long-haired man brought Prometheus and another player, a total of three male players, to join Soran's team...

……

Inne sat on a solid wooden chair in the dilapidated church, holding a [Magic Crystal] in his hand high, looking up with lifeless eyes at the shining light in the stone.

"[The Rescuers] are back."

"The president's plan has failed."

The girl wearing a beret walked in from the door, sat down next to Innie, and looked at Lillian who was sitting not far away with a smile.

"It doesn't matter... it's no longer necessary."

Lillian held the wooden sign in her hand.

"The World War is about to begin."

Innie's brows tightened.

"You were chosen?"

Lillian placed the wooden sign on the table, expression unchanged, and nodded "hmm".

Ine: "I thought the 'KING' would be chosen."

Lillian shook her head slightly: "That's not important. The world war is divided into three levels. The lower level..."

As she spoke, she also looked at the girl in the beret, who shrugged: "I tried to send some tags to some low-level guys (between level 70 and 85), I don't know who will be chosen."

"Is that Cindys also holding a sign?" Innie asked.

"It seems so." The girl in the beret answered casually.

Inne: "President..."

Lillian: "Then this time, the [Residual Blood] may participate..."

Beret girl smacks her lips.

"I don't understand. What are the criteria for selecting wooden signs? Why did the president ask me to hand them out one by one?"

"Have you chosen the criteria?"

Lillian came back to her senses and looked at her with a smile, her eyes full of infinite gentleness.

"The one who has connected the line of destiny."

……

"sorry!"

Cha Bai was apologizing to the two of them, and smoke like ash was floating from the wooden sign she was holding.

“I remember throwing it away!”

"Ah... no... wait a minute..." Li Nuo felt something was wrong: "Old Ma... tell me, is this a trick played by Bahamut's Wrath?"

Maljie laughed: "When you go out and see a mosquito, do you think it is a succubus?"

Li Nuo lowered his head in silence, his eyes full of calculations. He was actually thinking about the possibility of this matter.

"Don't provoke him." Cha Bai tried to say to the wooden sign: "Give me an explanation..."

The words that appeared above the wooden sign began to change.

[World War Screening Criteria, those who have pulled reincarnations between two different worlds]

[Screening method: the wooden sign continuously searches for players who have descended in the same world, and the screening is successful when a suitable player is found]

Maljie: "That means we were chosen the moment we saw the wooden sign..."

Li Nuo suddenly raised his head and said seriously, "I was wondering why there are mosquitoes outside my door!"

Maljie gritted his teeth and squeezed out: "Are you sick?"

"Stop making trouble..." Cha Bai continued to ask: "Can I not participate..."

"and many more."

Li Nuo pulled out his pistol and pointed it at the wooden sign.

"Tell us everything and don't let us ask any more questions."

"Wait, Li Nuo..." Cha Bai wanted to stop him. If he offended the system, things would be difficult to handle.

"Don't worry." Li Nuo said, "Generally speaking, systems that can communicate with players are controlled by staff behind the scenes, right?"

His eyes were fixed on the words on the wooden sign, and his vision seemed to pass through the screen. In a room in Basel, a dazed staff member was typing on the computer.

What's wrong with this guy...

The staff member secretly complained, then casually pulled up Li Nuo's data and was surprised to find that this guy had been the BOSS (RPG game production master) of a certain script.

Li Nuo on the other side of the screen suddenly said: "I will find you."

The staff was stunned for a moment.

Because he saw Li Nuo take the wooden sign, put it on the seat, and then.

"Old horse."

"Humph."

Maljie skillfully took out the [piece of shit] from his white coat and slapped it on the wooden sign.

Li Nuo made a sound effect: "Puff, ha!"

Cha Bai used a "cleaning magic" on the wooden sign and reminded them: "Stop making trouble..."

"Old horse."

"Humph."

“Puff, ha!”

The staff member felt like his face was covered with shit through the screen. In order to end this endless cycle of peach killing, he had to treat it like a VIP guest and replied with the keyboard:

[This message can only be given when the next world is confirmed. Because of your contribution to the corridor, we decided to give you the message now.]

It is a talent to be able to flatter others in an official tone.

[The Corridor War is divided into three venues]

[Low level: Level 65~Level 85, the number of participating corridors is three to five]

[Intermediate: Level 85~Level 90, four to five corridors to participate]

[Advanced: Unable to tell]

"and many more."

Li Nuo stopped the staff.

"Isn't it said that level 80 is a watershed, and players above and below level can't meet each other?"

[There is an assessment at level 80, but some players have entered the assessment scenario in advance, so there are always surprises]

"Oh, go on."

[The track where the "Hum" team is located is "low level", and the difficulty range is within world level 100~120]

[You can choose not to participate in the competition and exchange the wooden sign for a ticket. You can go to other areas in the next script.]

Li Nuo: "Tell me the benefits clearly."

【Ah this...】

Li Nuo was anxious: "Even if you open a brothel, you need to at least tell me clearly whether the girls wear clothes or not!"

The staff felt they had run into a hooligan.

Li Nuo and his companions have now left the train and returned to space.

[The benefits of each world war are not equal, but you can get better things by defeating other players, and in the world war, players do not have to kill each other in the confrontation]

"That is to say, the original world of the World War is extremely difficult. It may have integrated a large number of creations from other worlds, or even enhanced the difficulty of the original world by several levels."

The staff members secretly complained: How do you know so much?
[Yes, you are indeed a VIP guest, you know everything]

"So what are the benefits of being a VIP?"

[Actually there is no VIP...]

"Really? I don't believe it."

【real! 】

"I hate it most when someone cheats me." [Can you please stop being a hooligan? ]

"I really have a way to find you."

While talking, Li Nuo sat on the stone pestle outside the space yard, unscrewed the lid of the teacup, and gulped down a mouthful of tea.

"real."

No matter whether it is true or false, as long as you are confident enough, the other party will definitely be less confident.

What's more, with Wink here, the old fox has many ways to target Basel.

[How about this... I'll use my authority to give you some benefits... But I really can't tell you, you should know that we are just employees and have a boss...]

"it is good."

Li Nuo agreed briefly.

He has lived for more than 20 years and he knows one thing very well: no matter how easy the other person is to bully, remember not to push him too hard. If you push him to death, you will have to find someone else to push him, which is too troublesome.

[As for the rest, I can only tell you... We will ask you again in a month about your opinion. Whether to participate is up to your team's wishes.]

[However, this matter is closely related to the survival of the corridors]

[So the rewards will definitely not be small]

【The premise is that you need to make a contribution】

"Working, huh?"

Li Nuo was happy.

"Whatever, we'll talk about it later."

[In that case, I wish you good luck]

The staff member hit the Enter key and immediately closed the call with Li Nuo. He could have canceled the conversation midway, but he was worried about his personal safety.

Outside the window behind him.

Angel stepped on the air and looked away from the screen in the window, looking at the king who was watering the flowers on the balcony not far behind him.

She clapped her hands and said, "That guy is involved again."

The king placed the kettle on the wooden table and raised an eyebrow. "It wasn't him who was involved, but others who were involved."

He turned his head.

The surroundings became extremely dark.

A round table stood in front of them in the flickering candlelight.

A girl with long blue hair stood nearby.

"Are you right, Valkyrie?"

Valkyrie, the protagonist of "Profile of the Goddess", is also the manager of the "Sky Corridor".

"Are you referring to the Time Witch (Lillian) or your [Residual Blood Person]?" Thinking of what happened to Brum, she smiled and said, "If it's that person (Li Nuo), in a sense, I think what you said makes sense. But the Time Witch will face more difficulties, so I'm not optimistic."

At the same time, five beams of light lit up around the round table to dispel the darkness, representing the "five corridors" respectively.

Opposite the "Endless Corridor" where the king stood was the "Corridor of the End".

Angel put her arms around his neck, and as her body gradually became translucent, she hugged him from behind, forming a two-in-one formation.

Valkyrie looked around.

"Everyone is here."

Yongsheng: "Hahahaha! Long time no see everyone~"

Death: "It's the Corridor War again... uh... what are you guys going to bet on this time?"

End: "Haha..."

The king looked at the location of "The End" and said, "Laugh at your mother."

……

【Mega bracelet】

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: Super evolve a fixed Pokémon; requires a specific, tailor-made evolution stone to use]

[Brief description: Although Dynamax is better from a combat perspective, who doesn’t love “mega”! ]

Li Nuo was looking at the [mega bracelet] in his hand in front of the tombstone. It was the reward for killing the golden lion.

[Mega Evolution Stone] He does have one too.

But it needs to be consecrated.

He needed to ask Soran.

Clicking on the communication option of the tombstone, the tombstone on Soran's side accepted the call after a few seconds.

"Sauron?"

"Oh, I'm Yake."

"Well, I'm looking for Soran."

"He's having sex."

"..."

Li Nuo rubbed his brows, feeling that Sauron wouldn't be that bad...

"Then...please ask him if there is any channel for mega evolution."

There is a Gardevoir in Soran's place, so it makes sense that he would go and collect information about mega evolutions.

"That's no problem. Is there anything else?" asked Jack.

Everyone in Soran's team had already assumed that they were in the same boat with Li Nuo and the other two, so they avoided a lot of tentative words in their daily communications.

"Let me think... um..."

As I was talking to myself, I heard a noise behind me.

Li Nuo turned his head.

After Maljie came back, Mr. Victor prepared the salute. The crackling sound behind him made it impossible for Li Nuo to concentrate. He looked at the fireworks blooming in the sky and felt hungry because there was not enough dumplings.

The space returned to its previous state.

Everything seemed as if nothing had happened.

Maljie was still as mean as ever, Victor was calm yet vulgar, and Chabai sat on the chair, looking at them with a gratified smile.

"Hey?"

Yak's shout drew Li Nuo's attention back.

"Well, it's okay. When Soran is done with whoring, let him contact me."

"You should contact him," Yake said, "so that he won't be unable to find you for several days like last time."

After hanging up the phone, Li Nuo breathed a sigh of relief.

He originally wanted to let Yak ask Soran about the promotion of the [Savior], but after thinking about it, he decided not to do it.

Maljie just came back, and Chabai finally felt relieved. He should have a good rest, and the rest should just get out of here.

While he was thinking this, Chen Shou called:

"Brother Ma, are you back?"

Li Nuo replied to him in detail, and Maljie snorted.
When Thin Brother heard the familiar "humph", his entire mental state collapsed.

Marger: “Thank you.”

Chen Shou: "Well...hahaha, actually I want to thank you. The reward I got this time exceeded my expectations, hahahaha~"

Chen Shou's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he said calmly: "I'm glad that Brother Ma is back."

Marger: “Hmm…”

"Do you want to celebrate?" Victor asked, "I prepared some ingredients."

"Tomorrow." Malger was worried: "I have a few things to do."

Although no one pointed it out, Li Nuo knew that he had to go find Nanami, and he had to meet her in person to make everything clear. As for the details, it was his, Maljie's, problem.

Besides... he needed to return to reality immediately.

"If a hospital employee is absent from work for more than three consecutive days, or more than seven days in total within a year, the hospital has the right to expel him. However, there is room for maneuver in special circumstances."

Li Nuo saw what Maljie was worried about.

"Lao Ma, if you have nowhere to go, I can introduce you to a job as a school doctor."

"I'm not interested in minors." Maljie refused bluntly.

"Elementary school doctor, you can bully those naughty kids without restraint." Li Nuo walked into the room, took out the CD of "Kite", spun it between his fingers, and said, "If you don't care about Sha Yu, you can consider that the mothers of those children are just the right age... Besides, do you still need that dream?"

"It doesn't matter," Marger said. "I no longer need the dream of nurses wearing miniskirts."

Li Nuo: "It is a more challenging dream to make all the boys in primary school wear women's underwear."

Maljie: "Go back and introduce me to a job."

He said as he left the yard and headed for the neighborhood of Basel.

The courtyard of the space became quiet again.

Cha Bai looked at the gray-blue sky, and finally fixed his eyes on Li Nuo.

"go home."

"Ah."

……

After returning to reality, Li Nuo discovered something particularly terrifying.

The script time of "Chuangjie Mountain" is synchronized with the real world...

"Why?"

Li Nuo turned on his computer and checked his mailbox. There were various emails asking for submissions. He could tell from the tone of the emails that Julie wanted to kill him.

Cha Bai looked at his anxious expression with a faint smile on his face.

The "Warrior of Light" was actually overwhelmed by the secular world. You can say he is vulgar or that he has not forgotten his original intention. At least Cha Bai feels that this is how he is human.

"Ok?"

Chabai tilted his head and frowned slightly.

She covered one eye.

"Li Nuo..."

"Wait, someone is scolding me! I..." Li Nuo accidentally glanced at Cha Bai's strange expression, he immediately stopped what he was doing and asked, "What's wrong?"

Cha Bai covered his eyes and loosened his hands.

"My eye, which was damaged in the script, recovered in reality, but I still have vision problems."

After she returned to the space, she didn't rush to repair her eyes.

"Li Nuo..."

She felt that reality was getting closer and closer to the script.

Li Nuo suddenly asked: "Are you hungry?"

Chabai: "Yeah."

"What do you want to eat?" Li Nuo took off his shirt, picked up his pajamas and put them on: "Except for ginseng and shark fin, I can make everything for you."

"Listen to you."

"Eat fish!"

"Ah."

Cha Bai knew he was trying to change the subject and told her not to worry.

He wanted to carry it all on his shoulders.

The azure blue eyes were filled with the image of Li Nuo rummaging through the refrigerator.

The Demon Hunter saved the android, Four Eyes, and the cult leader, but he was always saving himself. Cha Bai simply forgot that she saved his life.

But it doesn't matter.

After Li Nuo finished cooking the dishes, he walked out of the kitchen while wiping his hands.

"meal……"

The words come to your lips.

I saw Cha Bai sitting in the bedroom, leaning against the back of the bed, and fell asleep.

Li Nuo took a deep breath.

He tiptoed over, put her down gently, and covered her with a blanket.

The weather is getting cooler.

Even though androids can't catch colds, he still tried to do what he could.

Close the door gently.

When I walked out of the house, it was already dawn. The window was ajar and a cool breeze blew in.

Li Nuo did not turn on the light or eat. Instead, he sat back in front of the computer desk, picked up the paintbrush and draft, and prepared to make up for the comics he had owed for some time.

As he painted, his thoughts drifted away.

"This time I went to the border prison..."

"It's dangerous out there."

He clearly remembered that there was something in the eyes floating in the sky that spread great malice, which was the reason why Li Nuo was anxious to leave the border prison.

What exactly is the Border Prison... Li Nuo's mind was full of questions.

The train carrying the dead was running in the blood mist, the train taking the players away fell from the sky, and what was the train... Li Nuo thought for a long time. Although there were many assumptions in his mind, he did not take any of them seriously.

“But I have to go back.”

Because Cha Bai told him that if he wanted to return to "Ikaros", he could not be a player, and the answer to not being a player might be hidden in the border prison.

Suddenly, he started laughing, and his laughter became more and more wanton.

"Oh, this is like marrying a wife. You have to pay the money and buy a house."

Li Nuo suddenly remembered that Cha Bai was still sleeping in the inner room. He stopped laughing and subconsciously picked up the empty cup on the table. He pretended to twist the lid, then he remembered that he was not in the corridor and the cup in his hand was not a teacup.

No matter how you think about it, everything seems like a dream.

Pick up your pen and get back to work.

The tip of the pen that touches the paper is a little damaged.

He opened the drawer, took out a bag of dip pen nibs, and accidentally saw his personal diary that he had left many years ago.

One Hundred Things to Do Before You Die

Li Nuo flipped through the diary pages, one by one, and finally tore off all the pages that were filled with words.

He took out his lighter, lit the paper, threw it into the empty cup, and let the past disappear into thin air.

Finally, use a new pen tip to write a line on the paper.

Bang!
There was a noise downstairs, and he looked out the window to see a group of middle-aged women about to dance downstairs.

The Warrior of Light went to the bathroom, picked up the plunger, and strode out of the door like a witcher hunting demons. He wanted to use the plunger in his hand to drive away the aunts so as not to wake up the female elf who had just fallen asleep.

Quiet.

The bedroom door slowly opened.

Cha Bai rubbed his eyes and walked out.

She heard the loud noise of Li Nuo and the aunties cursing in the street, and hurried out to go downstairs to stop the fight.

When passing by the computer desk, his eyes inadvertently swept across Li Nuo's open diary.

It says:

——The main plot of this life: take her back to Ikaros.

Cha Bai stood there in a daze.

Then she went to the bathroom to find a spare plunger, and walked downstairs angrily to support her witcher.

(End of this chapter)