As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 399 Cairo Company Overtime Card, Free from Fatigue, Happy Overtime
【Xiaozhi's bicycle】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Always 1% faster than the user's speed]

[Brief description: Xiaozhi's mother was captured by aliens. Xiaozhi cried and rode his bicycle to chase after them. Then Xiaozhi collected all eight gym badges and won the Quartz Plateau Championship. He had already forgotten his mother (Note: This brief description is what really happened)]

[Note: It cannot be modified because it has the smell of my mother]

Li Nuo sat cross-legged in the space.

Looking at the red bicycle, he pondered the contents of the "brief description".

"If 'brief' is what happened..."

Mind-blowing.

"Ash's mother was captured by the Cairo people. Ash rode his bicycle to find the Cairo people. Since the natives of the Pokémon world have relatively low magic power, the memory-erasing machine of the Cairo people worked on them. As a result, Ash lost his memory. He became a champion, but forgot his mother."

Li Nuo tilted his head and rubbed his hair.

"What a sad story."

But on the other hand, it also proves that the root of all the worlds connected is related to the "original world" of the corridor.

Even if the Cairo aliens go to various planets to cause trouble, there is no guarantee that the nerds like those in "Imperial Inquisition" will turn the "Pokémon" world into a "Pokémon Succubus".

The more Li Nuo thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

"What the hell is this."

"Then you can't lose your temper with the bicycle."

Cha Bai came out holding a pile of books.

"After all, it is a reward drawn from Soran."

This bicycle belongs to Soren.

To be precise, it was the reward that they, as the winners of the game, took from Soran's team.

The bicycle is not a particularly good thing, but it is the first serious item that Sauron got after entering the corridor. It is equivalent to Li Nuo's [Ring of Red Tearstone]. Sauron is now completely depressed.

The bicycle is equipped with black technology and can be folded into a short-handled weapon with wheels as the end, which can be placed in a weapon box after binding.

"If you and Lao Ma don't want to ride it, I'll take it."

"what ever."

Marger looked over.

"Shall I put some biogas into my bike..."

"do not want!"

Li Nuo happily stuffed the bicycle into the weapon box.

In ancient times, Claude rode a motorcycle to deliver express packages. Today, Li Nuo rides a bicycle carrying a coffin. They are all warriors of light, their wives are all Jerusalems, and they all have a bright future.

Cha Bai took a piece of chalk and drew a dividing line on the ground.

Then he closed his eyes and murmured "bird language".

The dividing line instantly formed a translucent house that enveloped her.

"What the hell is this?" Li Nuo came over with a teacup in his hand: "38th Parallel Magic?"

"Simple camping magic..." Cha Bai said, "I have to retreat... It's too depressing inside the house, and it's bright outside. From today on, I'll be here, and I have to face it..."

What she meant by facing was reading. She hated reading, just like most students wanted to bury their textbooks.

As for why she was so motivated, Li Nuo knew the general idea without asking.

Cha Bai lost the duel with Soran.

Even though both sides used less than 50% of their strength, losing is losing. Soran planned the whole process and used Cha Bai's own characteristics to turn them into weaknesses.

"Don't worry about it, actually."

Li Nuo was still thinking about comforting her.

"After I fought with Soran, I was very nervous. I kept thinking about what would happen if all the other players were close to that level. Later, after I fought in Kowloon Village, I realized that it was actually because I was too awesome."

"Li Nuo... is too down-to-earth." Cha Bai looked at him resentfully: "I mean, the context of your words."

"Just remember to not be too persistent in using the front side when dealing with players or NPCs in the original world..."

Before Li Nuo could even say the word "force", Cha Bai suddenly said, "I need to study the combined moves of the Sage Magic... Next time I meet an opponent like you and Soran, I'll kill them with one strike before the battle begins."

Li Nuo felt something was wrong.

"Sister, you are a magician."

"But I want to be a warrior."

"Then I will be a mage?"

“No one said no.”

Maljie joked: "Humph, it just so happens that I am a pastor now."

Thus, the classic RPG combination of warrior, mage and priest was formed.

Even though the mage is a half-baked one, the warrior is more like a mage, and the priest is a piece of shit, it is still a "warrior, mage, and priest" after all.

As he spoke, Cha Bai had already picked out a book called "Witch Spells".

She had encountered spells before in Ikaros, but she had never thought about learning them because her major was "black magic", which was not suitable for her.

But after the fight between Cha Bai and Soran, he had an immature idea.

If they could make something like "combined earrings", Li Nuo + Soran would become the most powerful violent machine.

In fact, Li Nuo had thought about similar things, such as whether he could use the human body to transform the whole body into a whole, and combine Brother Wells and Malger. Just imagine, a black-skinned king of bullshit holding a Gatling gun that has a special attack effect on women, how tempting that picture would be. But it was just a thought, because the moves that the characters in the animation could use in the blink of an eye were not so easy for players like Li Nuo to master.

Cha Bai just opened the book and took a look, then he sighed.

“Studying is so difficult…”

Maljie whispered, "If she is like this, she will become a little gangster if she is sent to school, right?"

Li Nuo curled his lips and said, "If you let her take the college entrance examination, won't the school be blown up?"

The two were not idle.

Maljie is redeeming another reward for this competition from his mailbox.

[Cairo randomly draws a prize]

It's Cairo's head.

Palm size.

The two of them got together and looked at each other for a long time.

"No panel prompt?"

“Hmph, how about I let Victor poke its G-spot?” Malger picked up the head and shouted at it, “I have a hungry old man here who has taken a fancy to your mouth, so spit out the good stuff quickly, otherwise hahahahaha!”

"Why are you becoming more and more abstract?" Li Nuo grabbed Cairo's head and shook it wildly while complaining.

Then I heard a "vomiting" sound coming from my head.

Then he spat out a card from his mouth.

【Cairo Company Overtime Card】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Use it on people who are working to make them work overtime. Seriously speaking, the card can affect an employee, who consumes his own life (lifespan) and speeds up work efficiency by 50%, which lasts for 4 hours. The card has a cooldown time of 24 hours.]

[Brief description: The cooperation between the Cairo people and the interstellar hunters includes invading other civilizations, but the Cairo people are relatively gentle and will not start a war. They will even risk their lives for the safety of other planets or the universe. The greatest malice of these guys is nothing more than making the natives work overtime, using this card. For the Cairo people, the so-called consumption of life is as insignificant as drinking water for ordinary people like you, but in areas they don’t understand, it actually caused many tragic endings.]

Li Nuo suddenly realized that he worked at the Cairo Cartoon Society and often came into contact with the employees there.

"I was wondering why a bunch of guys were yelling for help while they were working?"

Malj was curious.

He then recounted what had happened.

Some employees show extra enthusiasm when they work. They often have a smile on their faces and are very enthusiastic. You can see the burning desire in their pupils.

They work much faster than normal people. At first glance, they seem to be a group of ambitious young people who are burning their lives for their dreams.

But from time to time they would shout "Help", "Let me stop", and so on.

"It has a bit of a cyberpunk feel to it," Marger said.

"By the way, have you decided to go with the Cairo people?" Li Nuo said.

Maljie formally accepted the invitation from the Cairo people.

He had an admission letter in his hand.

Malger took out a list from his white coat. It read:

——The Cairo 18th Frontier Planet Hospital officially welcomes you to join. We don't have a salary, but we have five insurances and one housing fund, and we have allocated housing. However, the food is only insects. We have nurses who wear stockings, but the nurses are spider spirits. In addition, we lack clinical experience in anus, so Master Ma meets the requirements. May our cooperation go on! (ω)

"Are you sure you can survive there?"

Li Nuo asked with dead eyes, he didn't want the supplies that had just been rescued to be destroyed by the Cairo people.

"You speak as if I could live well in reality."

What Maljie said left Li Nuo speechless.

"It doesn't matter. I have no ties in reality."

"Oh no, I mean..." Li Nuo grinned, "After we return to reality, most of your abilities will be sealed, including the [Rescuer]. How will you stay in that hospital then?"

"Do you know who the sponsor is that hospital is working with?" How could Maljie go and commit suicide without being prepared?

Li Nuo recalled the three main worlds.

His expression gradually froze.

"The 'Hell's Pass Hospital' from South Park?"

"Ah."

As the name suggests, this hospital is dedicated to sending people to hell, and does not require any medical skills at all. So Maljie has many goals, and they are also very clear.

He not only wanted to get in touch with the environment of the main world, nor did he just want to change his living area. More importantly, he could get a lot of good things by contacting the Cairo people.

For example, the pixel bullets and pixel stones that Li Nuo got.

And watching "South Park" might bring you unexpected gains. Simply put, the settings in "South Park" are quite against the will of heaven, and for the people in that world, doing things that go against the laws of nature is considered basic behavior.

In Li Nuo's mind, a possible scenario was automatically generated: "Eating from the anus and defecating from the mouth?"

Marj: "I'm not that disgusting."

Li Nuo: "You are modest."

In fact, Maljie had another selfish motive that he didn't say.

A few days ago, he passed by the video store he had visited in college, and the owner mentioned the first time he smoked a cigarette while chatting with him.

At that time, it was for Sawada from Kite.

Now he is also for Sawada of Kite.

The result has not changed, but the process has changed.

The twenty-year agreement is engraved in my mind like a brand.

He wanted to contact the Cairo people to extend his life, so that he would have many more twenty years to use.

Li Nuo stared with dead eyes.

When Maljie was moved by himself, he subconsciously leaned against his own tombstone and posed (looking up at the sky with tears falling at a 45-degree angle).

While Maljie was posing, Li Nuo used the [Cairo Company Overtime Card] he had just obtained on Maljie.

[For employees only]

Li Nuo grinded his teeth.

[Employees: From the perspective of "Endless Corridor", the guild president is the leader, the team captain is the leader, and the rest are employees; from the perspective of "personal relationship", from the heart]

"so troublesome."

Li Nuo closed his eyes and took a sip of tea.

Maljie is the captain, and he can't order his captain to do things.

But they are members of the "Fifth Detective Guild", so the president can order Malger to do things.

The president is Wink.

But that old bastard Wink wouldn't mess with Malger.

So Li Nuo needs to ask Wenk for the title of vice president, so that he can exploit Maljie and make him work hard.

"But what does 'follow your heart' mean..."

Li Nuo looked at Cha Bai.

[For employees only]

Everyone else is numb.

"So I am at the bottom of this team..."

Cha Bai noticed his abnormality, looked at him with loving eyes, and asked for the [Cairo Company Overtime Card].

"How to use it?"

"Sister, what do you want to do?"

"what?"

Because there is a pause between the two words...

Li Nuo was stunned and suddenly picked up Cha Bai.

"Hey?"

"what?"

"Humph?"

Li Nuo carried her into the house.

"Old Ma! Get out of here now! I can't control myself!"

There is also a superior-subordinate relationship between couples and lovers.

When Li Nuo watched an H-movie for the first time as a child, he felt that there was a group of dogs spinning in the picture.

He thought it was ridiculous at the time.

And now, he has become a ridiculous person.

Four hours later.

Like and suitability collide to create satisfaction.

Cha Bai was lying on the bed, his eyes blank: "What is this..."

Li Nuo came out of the house and staggered down the stairs.

Maljie has returned to the space.

“You are so abstract.”

When Maljie described it as abstract, Li Nuo knew that it was truly abstract.

"What else are you going to do?"

Li Nuo took a sip of the after-action tea.

Maljie pointed to the information of the Tombstone Mall and said, "We have nearly 600,000 in savings. I will see what can be consumed in the mall and start preparing for manufacturing."

"Ah..." Li Nuo let out a long sigh: "The rewards for these two scripts are a bit outrageous. In fact, if the Golden Lion hadn't grown so fiercely, we wouldn't have been able to get so many gold coins as rewards."

"So," Malger emphasized, "this is the guarantee that we don't need to rely on any large guild."

After the "Vaporwave" scenario ended, there were a total of 300,000 gold coins. He and Cha Bai spent nearly 200,000 on scientific research. This time, due to the difficulty of the Golden Lion and the plot involving the Border Prison, the reward amount was almost full. It was a pity that Maljie was not counted among the settlement personnel, so in Li Nuo's opinion, it was actually a loss.

"Never mind..." Li Nuo was tired: "I'm going back to draw comics. I have to submit my manuscripts."

"Next script..." Malger paused: "Do you want to go?"

"You can go. Sooner or later you will have to face the corridors anyway."

Li Nuo said it didn't matter at all.

Malj understood the meaning.

"Are you planning to use the Multi-Corridor World War to make a killing?"

"Well, knock off a big guild."

Li Nuo nodded, and then immediately went into the corridor.

Back inside, he made himself a cup of tea.

Sitting at the computer desk, my mind is still full of things in the space.

But when I think about it carefully, I don’t know when the next script will come. When I think about it, I feel that I have calculated too much.

He picked up the dip pen and dotted it with ink.

"Let's just take care of the daily necessities first."

After this day, life became dull.

It is said that time is like water and years are like songs.

Hey~
The wind chimes in Wink's Bar rang.

Nanami was wiping the cups. She judged from the footsteps that the person who came in was Li Nuo, so she took out the bill and slapped it on the table without even saying welcome.

"Make up for what Maljie owes."

Li Nuo picked up the bill and burned it into pieces with Cang Huo.

"Let the past vanish before your eyes."

Nanami: “I have a backup.”

Li Nuo sat down at the bar: "You asked me to come here, be polite, Madam."

It was indeed Nanami who asked Li Nuo to come over.

"I have something to show you. Could you please give me some advice?"

"Then what benefit do I get?"

Li Nuo is here again.

"Let Maljie's bill disappear into thin air." Nanami smiled with dimples.

When she was a clerk, she found that dimples were a killer weapon, but she didn't know whether it would work on Li Nuo.

Li Nuo smiled and replied, "Dimples are caused by genetic factors, which cause certain defects in the zygomatic major, zygomatic minor, and zygomatic muscles of the face. So it is actually a disability. In other words, Nanami, you are born with a disability."

"I want to hit you..."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll leave."

"Wait... help me take a look first... it's very important!" Nanami rarely spoke to Li Nuo like this.

"What?" Li Nuo was rarely so soft-hearted towards Nanami.

Nanami opened her locker and said as she searched: "This is what happened after the last script ended..."

"The last script..." Li Nuo sucked the juice with his chin in his hand, his eyes rolling around: "The last script...you mean the one with 'Golden Lion'..."

Nanami: "Yeah."

Li Nuo: "Well..."

Nanami turned around, and the pretty Kazilan blinked her big eyes: "What's wrong?"

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes: "It has been almost three months since the last script was finished..."

(End of this chapter)