As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 433 Encounter in the Cemetery

Cha Bai covered his forehead with his hands, looking helpless, thinking back to when he activated [Focus] just now, he shouldn't have listened to Li Nuo.

It's like this...

【Focus Version 3.0】

[We are putting together a package that suits you based on your wardrobe]

Cha Bai's consciousness reached the "threshold" at that time. According to Li Nuo's idea, she tried to say:

"Exorcism."

[Kimono + Nun's Dress + Ninja Outerwear + Dolores' Hairpin + Bath Towel + Mai Shiranui Set]

[Conversion Completed]

White light blooms...

【Magical Girl Transformation】

[Combined combat suit: Edo period casino lady boss]

[Quality: Excellent~Epic]

[Equipment requirements: YoRHa unit, magic essence, spiritual power greater than 120, and has been to the threshold]

[Effect 1: Spiritual power +20%, perfect resistance to curse, movement speed +20%]

[Effect 2: Master the Soul-shaking Technique (magic branch)]

[Effect 3: You can use gambling dice. The effect is that the strength of the next magic attack is increased according to the points. Point 20 is reduced by 10%, point is reduced by %, and point starts to reset to zero. When the point is , the power of the next magic attack is doubled (due to the "Focus" feature, the lowest point that can be shaken is )]

[Brief description: This equipment comes from the year 18888 in the NieR world, which is the rd timeline of this world view. Mechanical life forms developed basic aesthetics. At that time, some guys called players appeared. Among them, a woman opened a casino in the Kingdom of Darkness. At first, the female player wore the clothes of "Mai Shiranui" to attract business. This was her main task, but later she found that it didn't work. As for the reason... the women in the NieR world were too beautiful. She had no advantage, so the female player thought about using "charm" to attract customers. She put on high heels and successfully sprained her ankle. But later, Jacques remembered the woman's attire and combined it with the strange aesthetics of the leader of the "Mechanical Cult" to create this strange dress.]

[Note: The appearance of this equipment cannot be micro-adjusted through "threshold" (although this MOD is not suitable for going out, its completion is too low and cannot be fine-tuned)]

Time returns to the present.

Cha Bai sat on the weapon box, with his head lowered, his hand on his forehead, and a sad face.

He glanced at his own long white legs and gave a particularly bitter smile.

"Are you guys not serious about making MODs?"

Every time she uses [Focuster 3.0], she would complain like this. She also knows that a serious one is not a MOD.

"No, I can't wear this for fighting. It's no different from going out without pants...Brother Wells, please turn around."

Brother Wells turned his head away immediately. Brother Hei actually had no interest in dark brown skin. He liked skin that was above wheat color but not quite dark.

Cha Bai tried to take off her high heels, but she couldn't take them off no matter how hard she tried.

This set of clothes is like a skin in a game. If you want to wear it, you have to wear it together. There is no spare energy to take it off. If you rashly put on other clothes to cover it, if there is a conflict in the entries, it will be like the wrong order of MODs. All the clothes will not be able to function. In serious cases, the data will be damaged and you will be forced to leave [Focused].

She let out a long sigh and could only force herself to turn on [Sound] and wrap her boots around her thighs.

Then he raised his eyes.

"Body painting, paint my pants."

Li Nuo scratched his chin.

"Ok."

He took out the brush he used to make medicine (for scrubbing the pot), and took out some alchemical herbs, melted them with blue fire, and synthesized them into pigments.

"Just black, so people will think they are pants."

"understand……"

Li Nuo sat next to her, held the legs against his own legs as a cushion, and then applied paint evenly on them.

"So this dress can drive away demons?"

"There are several types of amulets that I didn't know how to use before, but suddenly I know how to use them now."

Cha Bai said as he opened the panel and found something useful.

"Yin Yang Technique, Purification Talisman."

[Purification Talisman: Reduce the energy of demons]

She waved her hand and grasped a wooden sword out of thin air.

"Peach wood sword, strengthen the effect of the curse."

[Peach Wood Sword: Just waving it in the air can scare away ghosts]

"If we combine these two together, even if we can't effectively damage the demons, at least we can make them feel tired."

Li Nuo pinched her leg.

"Then with 'Allegro', 'Guitar' and 'Wells', we can transcend them."

Cha Bai was curious.

“What if I can’t be saved?”

Li Nuo pinched her leg.

"Then let's do physical salvation."

Cha Bai was curious.

"Why didn't you force them to believe in Malj in the first place?"

Li Nuo pinched her leg.

"Do you think you can reason with a ghost?"

Cha Bai was curious.

"Now that you've finished painting, would you consider not touching it?"

Li Nuo put down her legs.

"The feel of the second dimension is different... Hey, let's do it after we're done, okay?"

"casual."

Brother Wells only turned around now.

"Do you want to give your brother and sister-in-law some airs?"

Li Nuo narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Brother, I'll go to hell with your ancestors."

Wells grinned: "You bastard~"

"You won't be scared to death this time, will you?"

"Ever since I fucked the Slit-Mouthed Woman, I'm no longer afraid of ghosts or gods." Wells said stubbornly, then looked at Cha Bai and asked, "Sister-in-law, I need your help."

"Two seconds." Li Nuo said, then tilted his head and emphasized again: "You watched for two seconds."

"Li Nuo!" Cha Bai shouted, and Li Nuo became obedient.

Wells asked, "Sister-in-law... has my brother always been so sensitive?"

"Not really... just occasionally..." Cha Bai hurriedly asked, "Brother, what did you want to ask of me just now?"

Wells: "How can we quickly advance the elf race?"

Cha Bai: “?”

Li Nuo: “?”

Mechanical life form: “???”

Wells: "I became an elf not long ago."

This guy is so abstract that Li Nuo doesn’t even dare to complain. What a fucking dark elf.

"We'll talk about it when we get back."

"okay."

"Li Nuo, tell me the detailed plan."

"We can save them in the name of the 'Mechanical Cult' and add a few more buffs. We may succeed. If we succeed, our team will have accomplished 80% of its mission."

"What's that?" Wells asked.

"Japanese funeral music or our country's Great Compassion Mantra." Li Nuo explained: "There are eighty ghosts in it, and seventy of them are Japanese. If you sing songs from other countries, I'm afraid they won't understand. At worst, I'll draw a dragon on your back. You say you are Fahai..."

Wells thought for a while and said, "I don't want it. I'm an artistic youth. I'm the only tough guy in the black community who reads girls' comics."

Cha Bai: "I don't think you need to emphasize girls' comics..."

Li Nuo tried to hold back his laughter.

"Is it reliable?" Cha Bai suddenly asked, "I feel it's a bit strange this time."

"No...just listen to me." Li Nuo didn't explain any further because there was no other way to explain.

The story begins with the "wine of eternal life".

In fact, this is a cartoon adapted from a novel.

It doesn’t matter what happened in the story of “The Wine of Eternal Life”.

The only important thing is that all the characters that appeared in that animation can be found in the player community of World War.

The idiot couple corresponds to a pair of silly couples who spread happiness, Amuro corresponds to a crybaby with extremely high fighting power, Bloom's fanboy corresponds to a group of train robbers, and Phil the Glutton symbolizes the top fighting power "Wine" in that comic.

Rick and his team also have a prototype for the reporter.

In the anime, there is a protagonist with very few roles, um, Li Nuo. That protagonist has a girlfriend who is an artificial human, um, Cha Bai.

Only one person has no prototype.

Malj.

There is only one player in this group who needs to be summoned to appear: Malger.

There is only one person in this two-dimensional world, who is a girl's comic style.

Malj.

To sum up, Maljie is special. He does not belong to this script itself. Maybe the system does not know how to position him. Therefore, it can be concluded that if we make good use of Maljie's identity, we will have unexpected gains.

For example, the Cowherd Group, or finding a new position for Ma Ge in this world. Li Nuo had also thought about when to give him that position. It had to be when Maljie couldn't show his face, so as to shape his uniqueness. Now that the Blood Emperor had held Maljie back, it just created an opportunity.

Li Nuo thought for a while.

In addition, other precautions must be taken.

He stood up and kicked the weapon box. A package fell out with a clang. When he opened it, it was full of bullets.

Wells' eyes lit up: "This is..."

Li Nuo: "Ah~ the achievements of our great captain in the past six months."

——【World of Warhammer: Explosive Ammunition (Swamp Modified)】

The [Double Production Book of Affordable Bullets] obtained after returning from "Chuangjie Mountain" has the following effect: there is a 5% chance that the manufactured bullets will undergo abnormal changes, and a blueprint will be generated.

Enslaving Adam Ireland's team to do hard labor earned a lot of bullets, which generated some bullet blueprints related to Warhammer.

Cha Bai reminded: "Don't be too happy too soon, they are all made of biogas."

Wells: "Don't you have any other heavy-duty weapons?"

Li Nuo: "There is one, but I can't use it now."

He also has a special bomb in his hand, a bomb given to him by the idiot couple.

[Subspace Compression Bomb]

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: Blast a bunch of things from this space to that space, using souls as fuel. The more powerful souls it absorbs, the greater the power.]

[Brief description: Isn’t the effect very confusing? That’s right! The person who made it is quite confusing. We don’t even know how to use this thing! What is the meaning of its existence? Haha… someone tell us! I’ll deduct your salary, bastard! ]

The bomb that the idiot couple promised to make for Li Nuo is just this thing... It's a backup plan anyway.

"Let's go~"

Li Nuo leaned against the door and said, "Brother, you can sing gentle songs, right?"

Wells was dismissive: "My gentleness is beyond doubt."

Li Nuo picked up the guitar of Requiem and plucked the strings. He moved his ears and found the sound was good. He immediately looked at the mechanical life form and praised: "Um... your mother's voice is quite nice..."

Mechanical lifeform: "I will follow your rhythm and beat myself."

Li Nuo threw the clappers to Cha Bai and said, "Since your left hand is free, you can play the clappers. Follow the rhythm of da, da, da, and coordinate with the peach wood sword..."

"Alright... I get it..." Cha Baixu closed his eyes and clappered: "Just this once."

Li Nuo clapped his hands and said, "Then let's rehearse it first! Those who lag behind will take the lead!"

Wells asked Chabai in a low voice.

"Is there something wrong with your brain, brother?"

Cha Bai pursed her lips.

"All cartoonists are like this...right?"

……

Between the Wars

The carriage turned into a huge battlefield.

Mud-colored dust rushed straight into the sky and turned into black clouds when it reached the ten-meter-high ceiling. Blood rain fell outside the window, turning the battlefield into a blood-red color.

The firepower operator sitting on top of the tank gritted his teeth, turned the heavy machine gun with his leather gloves, and bullets were released in the bloody air.

Dozens of soldiers were lying behind the bunkers, with their guns pointed at the target direction.

Thousands of bullets poured down like a torrential rain, hitting the front of the trench hard, and the wall was almost shattered.

Nova, who was squatting behind the trench, tapped Amuro's face.

"If we don't take action now, the priest who summoned Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, and Metal Slug... may be fully charged."

A big player was cutting his face with a knife to relieve his boredom.

"Boss, there's a thirty-second countdown. If you don't take action, we'll attack."

"Stop messing around!" Amuro yelled, "You guys used the [Sumerian Heart] behind my back! It's already caused a lot of trouble!"

A shell hit and shattered the trench.

Amuro stood up from the rubble.

"Anyway, I'm going to take action, so don't make trouble!"

“But it’s fun.”

"This isn't a joke! The other players must be in a tense battle! Don't relax!"

He turned his head and saw an officer in black in his eyes. In a tin house behind him, the passengers of the train were cursed, mumbling incoherently, and were tied up and held hostage.

"Nova, cover."

"okay!"

Nova bit down with the tip of his teeth, sparks ignited their area, obscuring the other side's vision.

The group of soldiers could not find any trace of the player. The machine gunner who was buried in his work heard the sound of steel colliding behind him. When he turned around, he saw Amuro standing in front of their officer.

The moment their eyes met, Amuro pulled out his pistol, pointed it at his own temple and pulled the trigger. The bullet flew out of the gun and entered his head, but it was the officer's head that was shattered.

The priest who guarded the area sat on a steel-constructed electric tower, pinching his chin with interest.

"The fighting power of these sacrifices is very strong."

In his hand was a communicator similar to a mobile phone, and the other end was connected to the voices of the other nine priests. No one was talking now, as everyone was busy with their own things.

"My offering is so weak."

"Adela?"

"Well, I summoned a group of ghosts, three strange guys, and they ran back when they saw the cemetery."

"That might just be cowardice."

"By the way, do you know why the sacrifice appeared here?"

"The devil knows."

Adela sat in a chair in the church, with her legs draped over the wooden table opposite.

"I want to try the power of 'Yabai Bhikkhuni'..."

In the center of the church, a strange woman's figure was half hidden.

"Adela, I heard that Gus has suppressed the troublesome sacrifice."

After hearing this, Adela hung up the communicator.

"boring……"

She turned back and looked out the window.

"Ok?"

Adela seemed to have seen something strange. She slowly stood up, walked to the window, and looked at the cemetery in the distance through the glass.

Gradually, her eyes widened and her long eyelashes trembled.

"what?"

The gate to the cemetery has been opened.

Li Nuo and his companions re-entered the cemetery, which was shrouded in black fog and showed ghosts.

Cha Bai took out a dice, flicked it like a coin, and pressed it against the back of his hand.

Point six.

[The power of the next magic skill doubles]

Chabai nodded.

Li Nuo nodded.

Wells nodded.

The mechanical lifeform trembled.

"start."

The evil intentions of the ghosts have already appeared. They have locked onto the uninvited guests, and this place has become like a cabin in the woods.

As ghosts approach and attack maliciously, a woman dressed inappropriately is playing clappers with a peach wood sword in one hand and a clapper in the other, a priest is carrying a little robot on his back, one is playing guitar and the other is hitting himself, and a black man is singing in the front.

After Adela confirmed again and again that it was not an illusion, her expression began to become numb.

"Are you sick?"

"..."

"It sounds nice..."

When this thought came to her mind, Adela slapped herself in the face at the right moment.

"Am I sick?"

(End of this chapter)