As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 475: Border Prison Script

Chapter 475: Border Prison Script
"Hello, everyone. This is ahhhhhhhhhh! The first arena! The sky arena!"

"I am your old friend, Cape Town No. 89!"

boom!
"what--!"

"..."

"Sorry, everyone... Mr. Cape Town No. 89 just now escaped from a mental hospital. I shot him to death."

boom!
"I'll shoot again."

"Now... let's start the announcement again."

"call……"

"..."

"Hello, everyone! I hope you're all alive! I hope you die soon! Hahahaha! I! I, I, I'm the announcer of the Cairo Star Sky Arena, Baro Baro! I'm a woman! I'm single! Hahahaha! Now, let's start our game!"

In the arena exposed under the starry sky, the audiences around were boiling with excitement! The shouts were like thunder and waves!
A group of crazy aliens twisted their bodies, like a group of demons twisting their hips under the purple-blue light.

The waiting room for the contestants is 300 square meters in size and is equipped with all the necessary rest facilities. A group of guys with different looks are waiting here.

The contestants all looked either strange or fierce, but there were a few harmless-looking guys sitting here, such as Li Nuo.

"what……"

Li Nuo leaned back on the sofa, his buttocks sunk into the soft cushions, and stared listlessly at the mosquito doll chandelier spinning back and forth on the ceiling.

Half a year has passed since the last "World War".

It was the Spring Festival at that time, but now Cha Bai is wearing denim shorts to go shopping for groceries.

Over the past six months, the banner the king gave them after the "tournament" has protected the privacy and safety of the three of them, so they have lived a stable life.

But after a long time, it became boring... especially there was no place to test the new weapons made by Maljie, so Li Nuo had to go back to his old job and returned to the Cairo Arena a month ago.

Background: Cairo Arena, Li Nuo got the admission ticket from Wen Ke, that was before the "Player Championship". Only players above level 70 can enter the high-level arena, which is the current Sky Arena.

Most of the contestants are interstellar hunters. After reaching level 80, there is no barrier between the corridor and reality, so they are considered "interstellar hunters". Contestants above level 80 will be defaulted to "little bad guys from various planets."

"God damn it, little rascal."

Li Nuo felt sick.

He looked at himself in the mirror.

"Hi, I'm a little scoundrel."

A girl with watery eyes next to him covered her mouth and laughed at him.

"This is stupid."

Li Nuo looked at her.

She looked at Li Nuo.

The woman frowned slightly, lifted her white legs, and said with a smile: "Where is your mother?"

Li Nuo remembered her, and she was finished.

I have to say that there are actually very few players participating in the Sky Arena. It's not that what will happen if you lose, you won't die if you lose. The Cairo star people implement a political characteristic of not breaking the law on the surface, but the world is chaotic in secret. The problem is... there is really no good reward for winning.

[Basel branch: Cairo competition]

[Mission Reward: 20000 gold coins, discount coupon for Wink Bar]

[Mission details: 1. Wenke drank too much a few nights ago, and when he woke up, his buttocks hurt. He suspected that he had been deeply communicated with; 2. Wenke wanted to know what happened that day, but the surveillance camera was stolen by a group of Cairo aliens who sneaked in. There is a rumor that one of the rewards for the Sky Arena is the "stolen surveillance camera"]

Li Nuo: “Heh.”

Things were not what Wenk thought.

Wenke drank too much that day, and Li Nuo happened to be eating at his bar. After the old guy entered the bar, he sat down on the folding stool that Li Nuo had placed in the room.

The stool itself was a torture device specifically designed for the lower three parts of the body. The fact that Wenke didn't die was because his rectum was deep enough.

Li Nuo later covered Nanami's mouth and threatened to help the desperate Wen Ke retrieve the monitor from the arena, and extorted a huge sum of money from him.

Of course... the monitor is secondary, and he has no intention of getting it back. Anyway, Wenke has already paid the down payment (2 gold coins + some upgrade materials).

At this moment, an old TV fell from the ceiling of the waiting room.

The screen flashed with snow spots, showing pixel text that everyone could understand.

[Game rules: Choose an opponent and give him a slap in the face, and the game begins]

Li Nuo looked at the woman who laughed at him and called him a "fool".

It’s you.

On the TV screen, the host appeared in the center of the picture.

"All combatants will be transformed into mosaic figures. No one will die. Fight to the death without worry."

"We don't have any rules! Just drag anyone you like up and beat them up!"

"Give him a slap in the face, and let the game begin!"

Li Nuo grabbed the woman by the collar.

"One of us has to have some problems here today."

The woman had charming eyes and smiled with gritted teeth.

"You little brat, didn't I just scold you a few words?"

There is ruthlessness in this woman's eyes.

She is an interstellar hunter and has nothing to do with the players. She is a logistics supply officer of an expedition team, and is specifically responsible for robbing to provide supplies for her own expedition team.

Li Nuo slapped the woman on the face without hesitation.

The moment the palm touched the other's cheek, no harm was caused, but both of them turned into pixels and disappeared in the waiting room.

[Already matched with an opponent]

[Participants should know: Stop when you have reached the limit. If someone is killed, the guards will intervene. If the situation still goes wrong, a pixel will suddenly appear to save the contestant's life, but it will be regarded as giving up the game.]

[Competition rewards are divided into three categories]

1. Win 3 games in a row to obtain the Cairo Expedition Internship Qualification Certificate.

2. Win 10 games in a row to get Cairoji's Crazy Kiss.

3. Win 100 games in a row to get a hug from Mr. Cairo Gorilla.

4. Win 500 games in a row to get the Cairo Space Expedition Team Fighting Skills Guide.

5. Win 1000 games in a row to get a camera that recorded a bar owner being anally raped.

[Advanced rules: Participate in 100 games. If your winning rate is above 95%, you will get the "World's No. Martial Arts Tournament" qualification badge]

The rules are very simple, there are basically no rules.

Li Nuo only paid attention to three points. First, there was no proper reward. Second, the camera that recorded Wen Ke being anally raped really became a reward. Third, what the hell was the No. 1 Martial Arts Association in the World?

At this time, the host shouted: "The countdown to the game is 20 seconds. This game adopts a continuous battle mode. The winner does not take a break! If you feel that you can't do it anymore, just shout "Today's host is the most sissy"! Okay, I'm going to sleep. See you during the commercial break!"

The audience was filled with curses, saying that the host had no professional ethics.

Amid the deafening curses, Li Nuo and the woman had already stood still, waiting for the signal for the game to begin.

Unlike lower-level competitions, this time the contestants' appearance is not protected by mosaics, but their true faces are exposed. However, they will still be mosaiced when broadcast on TV as a way of protecting privacy. Only those rich guys can spend money to buy the contestants' information for hiring. Therefore, the Sky Arena is also the application stage for Interstellar Hunters.

Interstellar hunters, this group has a huge gap between the upper and lower limits. The weak guys can be killed by bricks, the stronger ones can hunt demons, and there are even rumors of god-killing hunters. Li Nuo prefers to believe that they are interstellar hunters played by players.

"and many more……"

Li Nuo touched his ear and found that the headset was not loose.

Then he pulled out the cane from his waist. He hadn't fought for a long time and his body was a little unfamiliar.

Li Nuo raised his eyes. This time he did not use [Emile's Mask] to see. He could basically lock onto the opponent's strength with just one glance.

Denise’s ability is so useful that as long as the opponent is not strong enough, Li Nuo won’t feel nervous.

"boom!"

A gunshot rang out in the sky and the game began!
The woman's name was "Qinghua", she was in her thirties, and had previously served in the Space Gorilla Pirate Reconnaissance Unit, where she had been a scout for five years. She had outstanding observation skills, and she was also a dog person with a keen sense of smell, able to smell how many lives a person had taken.

She smelled that the number of people Li Nuo had killed was almost as many as the number of customers that the red-light district opposite her house received in a single month.

At this point, Qinghua dared not be careless.

The opponent is very strong, so we must fight quickly and decisively.

"call……"

Qinghua took a deep breath, took a step forward, and moved towards Li Nuo as gently as a flowing ribbon. But in another instant, she leaped into the air like a torrent and flashed behind Li Nuo. The woman went around the blind spot, and when she was about to attack, "Cuihua" turned into a big hand and pinched her!

Ghost hand grabbing!

Qinghua was pulled in front of Li Nuo without any preparation.

The woman's eyes were filled with the reflection of Li Nuo raising his hand, and then, a slap!

Qinghua was blown away by Li Nuo's big blow, and his contact lenses fell to the ground.

"Not bad..." Li Nuo moved his fingers: "The ghost hand's grasping range has increased to five meters. As long as Cuihua can detect the angle, it can grasp it."

Qinghua knelt on the ground with her face covered. Her mind was a little confused. She spat out a mouthful of blood mixed with a tooth. Her beautiful contact lenses were blown away, and her eyes were cloudy.

"Come again."

"Are you coming again?"

Qinghua feels particularly aggrieved.

“I’m actually blind.”

The woman murmured and stood up. Without the protection of her colored contact lenses, she couldn't see clearly.

"You are too egalitarian as a man. How can you slap a woman in the face? I won't fight you anymore."

She looked up and yelled, "Today's host is the most sissy!"

[The opponent has conceded defeat]

When Li Nuo received the prompt, Maljie's voice sounded in the headset.

"Don't finish it too soon, asshole!"

Maljie was performing surgery on a patient who was sitting with his buttocks spread wide open, while he was leisurely drinking civet coffee and watching a sports game on TV.

Li Nuo complained on the screen: "I was just afraid that I would do it too quickly, so I just slapped her..."

Marger put the coffee cup next to the patient. "Is it possible that there is something wrong with the way you are controlling the force?"

"It's possible..." Li Nuo curled his lips: "Have you placed a bet?"

"Humph." Malger laughed, "You have to stop the game in the third game."

Li Nuo nodded, indicating that it was not a big problem.

The competitions held by the Cairo aliens naturally involve betting. Maljie kept raising the bets in the first two games of Li Nuo's game. During this period, as long as Li Nuo can fool his opponent, more people will bet on him to win in the third game. At that time, Ma Ge will throw all his bets away and bet on him to lose. In this way, the cost of renovating their "Cairo Hospital Anorectal Department" will be paid.

At this time, the patient who was undergoing surgery said weakly: "Doctor... I think the anesthetic seems to have worn off."

Maljie comforted him, "Don't worry, I didn't give you any anesthesia."

"Hey?"

"Anesthesia costs extra."

Maljie picked up a wrench and knocked the patient unconscious. He was now a traveling doctor from the Cairo aliens, and he had to use unconventional means to deal with the guys from the funny world.

"I'm about to start the operation, Li Nuo. Remember to try out the new weapon I gave you on the second person."

"I know."

The door that Li Nuo was facing slowly opened. The second round of the arena was about to begin. Colorful smoke filled the air all around and fireworks popped up into the sky.

Amid the explosion of fireworks, a bullet was fired from the thick smoke!

Li Nuo bit the bullet instantly, and the whole person was carried away by the huge inertia, flying backwards several meters. The moment he hit the wall, the bullet shell suddenly exploded!
The opponent in the second round fired a shot before he fully appeared. This person was still an interstellar hunter, with long arms and legs, pale skin, cloudy eyes, and a triangle on his head, like a ghost.

His name is Sama, a guy who was mutated due to experiments.

The bullets he fired contained explosive dust, which exploded like grenades.

"He's not dead yet?"

Sama sneered. There were no guards around, which meant that his attack would not take Li Nuo's life.

"There is smoke but no harm, don't you understand this principle?"

Li Nuo waved his cane to clear away the smoke and dust. His face was all black. Then he shook his head frantically, and the black dust from gunpowder fell like water droplets from a fountain.

【Tom's decoction (experiment one)】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 30%]

[Brief description: resist one element damage]

"Certainly not."

Li Nuo patted his ears, and a pile of dust was blown away.

[Tom's Mutagen] To make a good potion, you need very rare materials, such as "the cheese left over by Jerry the Mouse", so Li Nuo can only combine existing things to make something that looks useful.

After the alchemy ability is upgraded, the decoctions made are filled with a large number of one-time potions, which means they no longer have lasting effects but are passively triggered once and the potion is cleared.

Suddenly there was a loud thunder from the opposite side, and the opponent rushed over fiercely. The attack was just a feint. He left behind a few tracking grenades, and then grew wings made of hands on his back and flew into the sky.

Li Nuo used [Seal of Albers] to block the continuous grenade explosions.

He looked up at the sky, rubbed his hands to form a luminous energy ball, and the ball shining with spots of light fell down with a bang.

The intense heat distorted the air.

Li Nuo looked at the medicine decoction grid calmly.

[Invincible Star's Decoction]

[Quality: Epic]

[Toxicity: 120%]

[Brief description: Resist one fatal injury, or become invincible for one second]

This is a one-time potion. When the high-temperature energy ball crushed the arena, a huge yellow star popped out of Li Nuo's brain, taking the fatal damage for him.

Sama had no idea what was happening, but he felt a heat under his feet.

The Cuihua God appeared without anyone noticing and was biting his foot.

"Hey……"

"It stinks!"

Cuihua complained as she grabbed the guy and dragged him down, and he smashed to the ground with a bang!
Sama vomited blood, and every inch of muscle in his back felt as if it was broken. He realized something was wrong. He was just knocked to the ground by a "throwing technique", but why did it hurt so much as if every muscle in his whole body was broken?

【Decoction of Tushalong】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 40%]

[Brief description: The power of ground skills increases dramatically! ]

Li Nuo looked at the medicine decoction grid and at the same time took down the weapon box, placed it in front of him, put it on the ground and stepped on it.

The sole of the shoe twisted hard on the box, and with two clicks, the weapon box was deformed and the black box split into imperceptible fine lines.

Sama stood up tremblingly and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

When he looked directly into Li Nuo's eyes, he suddenly felt a chill that made him lose all his will to fight.

【The Shadow Elder's Decoction】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 40%]

[Effect: Generates pressure from a higher-level creature on the opponent you beat (upgraded version of Black Blood)]

Li Nuo wasn't sure if this thing would work, he tried it on Malger, maybe because he was too familiar with it, he wasn't afraid of him even if Malger was beaten.

But Sama was indeed afraid.

Li Nuo lifted up the weapon box, and the box split, transformed and reorganized into a large, pitch-black dragon-strike heavy crossbow.

[Disaster Weapon Pandora (Weapon Box Variant)]

[Quality: Epic]

[Equipment requirements: demonic power or demonic power, physical fitness 200, spiritual power 50]

[Effect: A weapon of disaster from the demon world. It is said to have 666 forms. It can transform into many forms and become various weapons. As for what form it will become, it is entirely up to the user's will. Pandora can read the holder's memory, experience, knowledge and imagination to transform.]

[Changeable products based on the player's 5900 memory fragments: Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow, Ether Manipulator, Magic Gatling, Magic Rocket Launcher, Yinglong Zhuxian Formation, Prodigal Heavy Hammer]

1. Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow: Fires a miniature Dragon Strike Cannon, which is very effective against "large monster" creatures, and has a limited ammunition supply of one shot.

2. Ether Manipulator: Transform into a manipulator and deliver a full-power explosive punch.

3. Magic Gatling: Da da da da da da da! Consumes magic power as bullets.

4. Magic Rocket Launcher: A linear magic ray from the mechanical life forms in the world of "NieR" that continuously consumes magic power.

5. Yinglong Zhuxian Town: Split into five Yinglong submachine guns and floating cannons.

6. Prodigal Hammer: Combined with the cane to form a hammer, it uses explosive and powerful blows, which will cause the weapon box to be temporarily unusable. The power is related to the weapons loaded in the box.

[Current form: Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow]

[Brief description: Please note that the use of this item requires matching bullets or weapons to be placed in the box]

Seeing that the black coffin board of Li Nuo had turned into a heavy-tech crossbow the size of a car, and being affected by the [Shadow Elder's decoction] and having no intention of fighting anymore, Sama prepared to give up.

However, before he could even utter the words to give up, his vision went dark.

Sama entered the [Emir's Mask].

The mask was transformed by the "black businessman" and has the effect of "divine power absorption", which works within 150 meters. If the absorbed object is strong, it will automatically break free.

Very confused, Sama is actually very strong, he broke free from the dark and oppressive world in an instant, but despair is before his eyes, he comes out of the mask, representing a close distance with Li Nuo and the Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow.

Accompanied by a dragon roar from a heavy crossbow, Sama was teleported back to the lounge.

Lost...

Instead of feeling lost, he felt relieved.

Sama, this man is a miracle in a certain world. He is a guy with a "protagonist halo". He was persecuted by evil scientists and turned into such a fierce ghost, but he awakened his unique personal panel and embarked on the road of upgrading. After becoming the strongest in his world, he walked out of the world and came to the large camp of interstellar hunters, hunting the strong, hoping to see higher peaks.

"I'm still a long way from here..."

Sama clenched his pale fingers, looked at Li Nuo on the screen and smiled.

"I will continue to get stronger, and then we'll see who's better."

……

The opponent was too weak, so Li Nuo could only experiment with some of his abilities.

[Emile's Mask] cannot be used continuously after long-range absorption. The mask is not loaded enough and cracks appear. This broken mask always cracks, like a shy effeminate man who cannot withstand any risk... Li Nuo suddenly realized why [Emile's Mask] is so fragile! Because its original owner, Emil, actually has "male homosexual tendencies"!

"Hmm...I was wondering."

He calmed himself and picked up the weapon box that had turned back into a black coffin board.

A set of numbers popped up on the box, showing that the cooling time of [Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow] was 4 hours.

The [Disaster Weapon Pandora] in the [Weapon Box] can still be strengthened, so there is no rush for now.

The only thing left was the walking stick he hadn't used yet. As his main weapon, it had already reached +18, indicating a slight increase in attack power.

Li Nuo wanted to test the depth of all weapons and equipment, so as to use the [World Core Fragments] to decide who to favor before the next script.

[World Core Fragment] This thing had long been sent to the weapons workshop for processing, and a fruit core was obtained. This thing can be used at any time, and the effect is to bring about a qualitative change to the weapon.

Li Nuo took a deep breath, thinking of the bet he had promised to Maljie, and chose to give up before the third opponent came out.

He returned to the waiting room and teleported away.

Wink's bar is closed today.

Nanami's posters are hung on the streets.

This flat-chested girl has really become an advertising idol, and Wink's store is therefore considered a tourist attraction by many nerdy men from Basel.

If these otakus knew that Li Nuo could spit out a quail egg containing Nanami as soon as he opened his mouth, they would definitely worship Li Nuo as a leader, but there would be no benefit from this.

Since Wenk was not around, he returned to his real home and prepared to draft the submission questions for the new comic.

The mobile phone on the computer desk is lighting up.

Li Nuo took out a bottle of lemon juice from the refrigerator and picked up his phone while drinking it.

[Information from the joint project between "Cairo World" and "Imperial Court"]

[Thanks to the artist '我-大爷' for his submission. Your comic style is too realistic and your painting technique does not fit our style. Unfortunately, we did not accept it.]

The large-scale interstellar H-comic competition drawing that I submitted half a year ago only received news today.

As expected, he was eliminated.

Li Nuo was mentally prepared.

After all, the aesthetic taste of those guys on the planet Cairo is very strange. In their eyes, Cha Bai is an ugly monster, but they quite like the little boy in the church. It can only be said that those guys care about the aesthetic taste rather than the shape.

"Difficult to serve."

Li Nuo complained and put his phone down.

The phone vibrated again.

He turned around and saw a strange question mark pop up on the screen, followed by a long string of text that filled the entire screen of the phone.

【Want to understand the meaning of life? 】

There is a dialog box at the bottom.

Li Nuo typed back: "Fuck you."

[Sure enough, you have a bad personality. ]

New text keeps appearing on the screen.

[I really don't understand why the gorilla princess would fall for you. ]

"what?"

[No way, you are our future prince consort.]

"what?"

[Give you one minute to prepare, follow us and become the groom of the gorilla princess. ]

"and many more……"

[Don't hesitate, hurry up, you still have to sleep with the princess tonight. ]

"No, it's not..."

Li Nuo's eyes suddenly darkened and he looked out the window.

In the bright sunshine, it seemed as if something was looking at him, which reminded Li Nuo of the first time he was kidnapped by the Cairo aliens.

When he was about to go to the Endless Corridor, a voice suddenly came:
[Border Prison Script Triggered]

[Unable to contact the corridor]

……

Cha Bai was soaking in the bathtub, glancing at Li Nuo on the TV screen. The Cairo signal could connect to the space inside Basel. As Li Nuo gave up, she turned off the TV.

"Causing trouble everywhere."

Cha Bai leaned on the edge of the bathtub, her breasts that were squeezed together bounced, and then she stepped out of the bathtub.

After a while, she came out of the bathroom, wiped her body, put on her clothes.

I looked at myself in the mirror and touched my newly cut hair.

Her hair was almost back-length, but because Li Nuo said “I like short hair”, she asked Victor to cut her long hair short. The hair was gathered on her neck, dripping with wet water.

She didn't take her eyes off the mirror, she kept observing herself and finally came to a conclusion.

——"Why did my figure develop again?"

The enlargement of the breasts may be due to the elves' promotion, or it may be due to Li Nuo's massaging.

But so far, there is still no sign of birth in the uterus, which is a good thing for players.

It's impossible for you to resist not doing it, but if you do it you're afraid of the risks, so you can only develop a backdoor. It would be better if the front door had a hole in it, absorbing matter like a black hole without any further problems, and you wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant.

The more Cha Bai thought about it, the happier he became, and the more confused he became.

Isn’t this the perfect sterilization that humans always dream of?

Cha Bai put on a full set of clothes, walked out of the room and passed through the corridor. In the past six months, this place had been transformed into a ridiculous and strange place by Maljie.

The corridor leads to the study. It is only three meters away, but there is a red alarm line. The infrared light splits into a grid and sweeps over. The recorded voice of a mechanical life form comes:

[alert, alert]

[You are thin, please note that your uterus needs maintenance. We recommend: Demon Hunter's Vajra]

Cha Bai has transformed from that shy little girl into the calm and beautiful young woman she is today.

She is already one year old.

I wouldn't be broken by such strange voices any more.

When it comes down to it, it's because I've been with those two psychopaths for too long that I'm bound to have mental problems.

There are various magic books on display in the study, and she needs to supplement her historical knowledge to increase her racial value.

There is a flash outside the window.

Cha Bai looked over.

Xiao Wu, who lives across the street, is pointing a sniper rifle at this place.

Due to the persecution by Li Nuo and Maljie for half a year, the street opposite Xiao Wu's house is covered with signs reading "You are destined to die" and "Resurrection my love". The natives of Basel now affectionately call this street "The Way to Death".

Xiao Wu's nerves were damaged, and she launched a useless sniper mode against Li Nuo and Maljie.

It is useless because in Basel, players attacking other players and causing harm to their lives are still not allowed.

Cha Bai opened the window and shouted to Xiao Wu, "They're not here!"

Xiao Wu curled her lips and said "Oh", put away her gun, changed her clothes, and prepared to go to Wen Ke's factory to work as a bodyguard to earn money for moving.

This silly girl doesn't know that Wen Ke and Li Nuo are from the same family. They don't want her to move, and she won't be able to make any money no matter how hard she tries. However, recently, Xiao Wu has been getting along well with Wen Ke and Nanami.

"Half a year..."

Cha Bai stood by the windowsill with his chin in his hand.

"Half a year of peace and tranquility..."

She had a bad feeling.

"Why hasn't Li Nuo come back yet?"

Whenever Li Nuo goes missing, nothing good happens. People either tear off the tiles from the roof or smear mud inside the door locks.

Cha Bai put the book down and returned to reality first.

Everything at home is as usual.

She looked around and saw an unfinished drink bottle on the ground.

Li Nuo has been back.

His cell phone was still on the sofa.

The computer screen is on.