As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 536 The Indescribable Hehehe Town

[Main Mission: This is not Team Rocket]

[Mission Difficulty: None]

[Task reward: none]

[Task details: None]

Including Brother Ting, the four people in the car saw the task prompt because of the appearance of the two stupid thieves.

Cha Bai: "Speed ​​up, ignore them."

There is no reward for this mission, it is just a task to show off one's presence. There is no need to complete it, not to mention that there are flying winter melons chasing them from all directions.

Maljie, wearing a mechanical prosthesis, skillfully pulled the bolt and shifted the gear.

It was the first time Ting saw this damn pedal truck could actually shift into gear, and he asked like a country bumpkin, "Does this mean it's going to go supersonic?"

Li Nuo said: "No, the first few steps of Lao Ma were just to imitate Fujiwara Takumi. In fact, the gear lever on the car is just for decoration."

Brother Ting was already used to it, so he held back from complaining.

Li Nuo: "Speaking of which, I made the gear handle because I was afraid that our female fighting dragon would get horny, so I left it as a swinging tool for it, but it was never used."

Brother Ting: "I really am... ah——!"

He suddenly yelled because Malger slapped the small supersonic button on the car's dial with his dog paw.

There were two exhaust holes at the rear of the car. When the pedal was pressed hard, blue flames with a slight stench came out of the exhaust holes.

Chicken wings sprouted from both sides of the truck and it glided into the sky.

As Brother Ting recovered, he stuck his head out of the car window, his jaw hanging open as if it had fallen off a spring.

"This... is amazing, a flying chicken?"

What amazed him was not that the car could fly into the sky, but that the car could fly into the sky with pedals instead of accelerators.

The two stupid thieves parked their car on the dirt road.

They both got out of the car and looked up at the vending machine in the sky.

"They seem to think they can escape from our clutches by going to heaven."

The woman with short red hair raised the corner of her mouth.

"Show them some color."

The man flipped his hand, and the force guide on his palm quickly grew larger, transforming into a simple-shaped rocket launcher.

The woman's name is Meri.

The man's name is Duster.

They are both thieves, but they also rob sometimes.

Duster smiled and pulled the trigger. The fireworks from the rocket launcher spread out a large net in the sky, covering the sales truck.

This time, even Li Nuo and the others didn't have time to react. The net was opened in less than a second, and the vending machine and hundreds of flying winter melons were brought to the ground.

The wheels of the vending cart stopped, and the magic net entangled the wheels.

No matter how hard Maljie tried, he couldn't move the pedals. The car was completely stuck. There were also hundreds of winter melons piled up next to it. The flying winter melons would turn into ordinary winter melons once they landed. Hundreds of winter melons were equivalent to several thick walls.

The technology in this world is gravitational technology. Gravitational technology is something that stores magical technology. The principle is to develop the magic power of crystals, and it is possible to form any strange things.

Duster was carrying a guided rocket launcher and nodded to Merry beside him. The latter blew a breath, and the winter melon blocking the road in front was blown away, making way for the two of them.

Li Nuo and several others (including Maljie) got off the truck together.

It was the first time that Chabai took a serious look at Dust and Merry. These two creatures looked very similar to the Team Rocket duo from Pokémon, except that they lacked a Meowth.

Her surprise was noticed by the two sharp-eyed thieves.

Merry took out a pistol and twirled it in his hand skillfully: "Daxter, the little sister seems to be frightened by us."

Dust smiled and said, "Don't panic, we are not coming for anyone."

Brother Ting thought this was nonsense, and no one here was a human except him.

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes and glanced at the data of the duo.

[Daxt: lv90]

[Signal fluctuations...]

The watch that Dust was wearing emitted sound waves, and the strange magic caused [Emile's Mask] to temporarily malfunction.

Li Nuo seldom encountered such a situation. Usually the masks would break directly, which meant that the two stupid thieves might not be very capable, but they had strange props with them. In theory, they could be robbed. However, thinking of the intensity of the Border Prison script and the possibility that the townspeople of Qibeier Town might come after them, he sighed mercifully.

"Understood……"

Li Nuo nodded and sighed helplessly.

"I'll get you a cat... but you have to teach the cat to speak human language yourself."

Based on the appearance of Dust and Merry, and considering the side quest [Not Team Rocket], we can guess that they are missing a pet...

"Hey..." Meili's expression suddenly froze: "Hey, hey, hey... why are you here again..."

Duster scratched his hair with an embarrassed look on his face: "How many times have I told you... We are not Team Rocket! We don't have Meowth! We don't know what that is!"

It seems they have encountered players.

Merry raised his gun, gritted his teeth, tried to keep a smile, and said, "Give us the dog!"

Marger: "?"

Brother Ting asked happily: "Wait, can you say it again?"

Merry: "Don't you understand? Dust, tell them!"

"In this world, there are all kinds of monsters waiting for you to explore and discover," said Dust. "As thieves, we are always working on various potential things that can be developed and sold for money, including monsters!"

His tone suddenly became serious: "Warcraft is not just a tool for fighting and hunting, it is also life. We should respect them and build a deep friendship with them. During our journey, you will meet Warcraft from different regions and fight, cooperate and communicate with them. You will use your wisdom and strength to defeat the Warcraft and become an invincible warrior, conquer the landlords in various regions, and gain more money."

Li Nuo whispered: "Isn't this the opening statement of Professor Oak at the beginning..."

Merry: "I'm not Ash's mother! I don't even know Ash! I'm still a virgin!"

"Virgin..." Cha Bai blushed, feeling a little embarrassed.

Suddenly! Dust changed the subject: "However... there are still a large number of undiscovered monsters in this world. They are mysterious, powerful, and even extremely dangerous. Our brains can only imagine these, but..."

Dust suddenly raised his arm and pointed at Malger.

"But a dog that can drive a car! It has surpassed the limits of our imagination!"

"Do you know how precious this dog is?"

"Ah! It must be very valuable!"

Li Nuo and Cha Bai nodded together. They knew it best. How could a dog that was fought over by the big guilds, a dog that was pulled back from hell, a dog that turned the heroine of an H-manga into the heroine of a pure love anime not be worth money...

Only the stupid Tingge asked quietly: "Is it really that valuable?"

Merry sneered, "Why else would we follow you from the ruins to here?"

Brother Ting was stunned... He had been careful all the way from the ruins and had never noticed anyone following him.

In the "Border Prison Scenario", the power of the indigenous people cannot be judged by common sense. In the story line that Lino and the others don't know, Dust and Merry went deep into the Pilgrim Town and stole the legendary staff from under the nose of Mayor Papagus, whose fighting power is comparable to that of a small Dante.

“Hey, hey, hey~” Meili raised her red lips and said with a smile: “You don’t have to be afraid. Generally speaking, we two won’t just snatch things away.”

Brother Ting: "So what are you doing now?"

Duster covered his hair, raised his chin, laughed three times "Hahaha", then looked at Tingge with contempt and said, "Say hello."

"Are you guys sick?" Brother Ting got mad again: "Ah! I can't fucking stand it! You all look like you're sick!"

Cha Bai raised his hand and patted Brother Ting on the shoulder: "Calm down, we know our limits."

Li Nuo bent over and grabbed Maerjie by the back of his neck, picked him up, stared at him with dead eyes, and asked, "This dog is mentally ill, you want one too?"

Marj: "Woof."

Dust: "It can drive."

Li Nuo asked again: "Can a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses appear in this dog's ears?"

Merry: "It drives!"

Li Nuo nodded: "Okay, what do you want in exchange?"

"Huh?" Dust and Merry were stunned. The offense and defense had changed.

Li Nuo said, "You also said that it's very valuable, right? So just find something to replace it with. We don't ask for much. We can use props, such as a guide, something that's easy to carry. Anything you think is useless is fine. Anyway, we think the biggest use of this dog, besides driving, is to play with shit and get in heat with female dogs."

Brother Ting: "Dude...isn't this your captain?"

Cha Bai: "Shh."

Merry and Dust stared at each other.

"Well...we haven't thought about it yet."

"Then think about it!" Li Nuo shouted, and taught him earnestly: "Whether you are a thief or a businessman, you should at least be prepared for both situations! You robbed the dog just to sell it, right? If you want to sell it, think about its value in advance, you bastard!"

Meili: "No, don't be angry first..."

"How can I not be angry?" Li Nuo was really emitting murderous intent: "I am half of the same profession as you guys. Seeing my colleagues are so amateur, I will definitely be angry."

Dust: "You are also... a thief?"

Li Nuo: "Painter!"

Brother Ting: "What kind of colleagues are these?"

Cha Bai patted Brother Ting's shoulder vigorously: "Shh...be quiet."

Then the two stupid thieves discussed for half a minute but couldn't think of what to use in exchange, so Li Nuo had to do it himself.

"Then I will exchange this dog for anything you have according to its value..."

He instantly activated his new skill [Equivalent Theft].

After activating this skill, the user will prepare an object to be exchanged in his mind, and then an object of equal value on the target that his eyes are locked on will automatically be exchanged.

Malger was in Merry's arms in an instant.

Merry: "Hey... why is it so lustful?"

Dust: Never mind, Merry, just go!

The thieves were very agile. The two of them jumped into the car very smoothly. Jet of air shot out from the chassis of the car, and the whole car rose into the air in an instant.

"Goodbye, hahahahaha!"

Dust and Merry's laughter filled the air.

"I say..." Brother Ting: "What did you get in exchange?"

Li Nuo exchanged Malger for a tattered staff that looked like a branch.

"This..." Li Nuo was stunned, then startled: "Ah, what the hell?"

【Legendary Staff】

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: You need to find a professional to identify it before you can activate the effect]

[Brief description: Mayor Papagus of the Pilgrim Town obtained this legendary equipment after defeating the demon with his companions when he was young. However, no one knew how to use it from the beginning to the end.]

This staff reflects two things.

1. Maljie’s value is very high.

2. It is very meaningful to kill the evil spirits and their minions.

"But I need to find someone to identify it..."

Li Nuo asked Cha Bai to take a look, and Cha Bai shook her head, saying there was nothing she could do.

At the same time, because of the appearance of the staff, a particularly annoying side quest came.

[Side quest has been triggered: Return the property to its original owner]

[Task Difficulty: lv80]

[Quest Reward: Passionate Kiss from Old Mayor Papagus, 12000 Experience Points, and any one of Papagus's Items]

[Mission details: The gift from Papagus and her old lover, a staff that is as useless as her old lover, in short, a staff that can never be shot. Anyway, just bring it back to the old mayor. The farther you are from the Pilgrim Town, the more dangerous this mission will be.]

Li Nuo’s first thought was to take them all.

As for that passionate kiss, just let Maljie take care of it.

Brother Ting interrupted him while he was thinking about something and said, "Your captain is about to disappear."

Li Nuo glanced at Cha Bai.

Cha Bai said, "Oh," and said, "I verified it when I first came to the script. Its judgment range is three kilometers, so it's not a big problem."

The "it" she mentioned refers to the [retrieval bag].

Chabai pulled Maljie out of the bag, and Tingge was numb.

Maljie jumped to the ground from Chabai's hand, took out a remote control from his ear, pressed the button, and the flying vehicle driven by Merry and Dust exploded in the sky.

This scene lingered in Tingge's eyes, blocking his thinking like a cerebrovascular disease.

Li Nuo lit a cigarette for Maljie and said, "Thank you for your hard work, Captain. Did you bring anything back?"

Although Maljie is a dog, he got himself a pair of overalls and put some money in his pocket: "Woof (Humph, two poor guys, only this little money)."

"But what should we do with this staff? Should we return it to the old mayor?" Cha Bai asked. She paused and suddenly said wittily, "Oh, right, Doraemon's [Magic House Plate]!"

Li Nuo and Maljie shook their heads together.

"No, that's not reliable."

Among Doraemon's pile of useless props, there is a [Magic House Plate].

The effect is that as long as you stick the house number on the door, the house will become the home of the person written on the house number.

It sounds awesome at first, right?

what!
Li Nuo and Maljie tried it thousands of times, and no matter where they wrote down, the location after opening the door was always the bathroom.

The probabilities after the Basel experiment are as follows:

There is a 65% probability that it is Xiao Wu’s bathroom; a 25% probability that it is the Basel Poor People’s Bathhouse; a 9.9999% probability that it is the bathroom of a randomly selected middle-aged man who is taking a bath; and a 0.0001% probability that it is the correct place.

This is the case in Basel, not to mention the trouble that the script world will cause. Moreover, it has an effective range, so it cannot be used casually unless it is absolutely necessary.

"Let's find someone to consecrate the staff, shall we?" Li Nuo said, "I have nothing better to do, so I might as well wander around."

Chabai and Maljie agree.

They have completely forgotten the main quest.

After several people got in the car, Li Nuo found that Brother Ting had been standing there motionless.

"Brother Ting, where's Sichun?"

"I say, are you guys always like this?"

"Yes."

"How about I buy a plane ticket and go back to the Obsidian Country to do my main storyline..."

Li Nuo knew that Brother Ting was feeling a little uneasy. As a lone wolf player, he usually avoided risks. He was not like Xiao Wu who would risk his life for money, so he usually participated in safe events. Everything that was happening now was a little unconventional for him.

Thinking of this, Li Nuo felt a little ashamed. He was just an ordinary player, but he got on their pirate ship and had to become a thief together. No one could stand it.

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In this case, he comforted her in a gentle tone: "Now that you are on board, it is not up to you to decide whether to sell yourself or not. If you don't get on board, I will bury you alive here."

Brother Ting: "...I'll go."

……

A few hours later.

The night has faded and the sun has risen in the morning.

The burning town of Qibei was a scorched earth under the rising sun.

Xiao Ai knelt on the ground with a sad face, and kept writing on the wooden board: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

As the culprit who brought disaster to the town, Xiao Ai's punishment was to write "I was wrong" ten thousand times. It can be said that the townspeople of Qibeier were very tolerant.

The mayor sat on a wooden box and sobbed, "My figurine..."

The figurine given to Li Nuo and the others was the mayor's childhood enlightenment. It can be said that it was like his first love. He handed the figurine to the murderer who destroyed the town of Qibeier, which was equivalent to sending his first love into Huangmao's bedroom with his own hands.

"I didn't even say 'please be gentle with her'!"

The mayor was unable to extricate himself from the state of NTR, so it was only the mayor's wife who commanded everyone to temporarily build tents that could accommodate people and get all the facilities ready, waiting for the country's rescue airship.

While the townspeople were working in full swing, there was an inexplicable noise in the sky.

An airship suddenly appeared in the air by teleportation, and a huge shadow pressed down on everyone's head. The oppressive feeling of the behemoth made people unable to breathe.

The mayor's wife smiled and clapped her hands: "Everyone! The rescue team is here!"

As the townspeople cheered, a blue-haired girl jumped down from the airship. She was wearing a large, ill-fitting coat. She had a pretty face but a mouth full of fangs.

The townspeople were discouraged; it turned out that they were not the national rescue team.

"I'm late." The girl looked around and breathed a sigh of relief: "I say, have you ever seen such a guy?"

The girl took out a photo of Li Nuo.

When Li Nuo's face appeared in front of the townspeople again, the girl saw hundreds of eyes filled with resentment and anger.

"That guy..." The mayor's wife squeezed out of the crowd and said, "He is one of the culprits who made Qi Beibel like this."

The girl spent the next few minutes listening to the townspeople's stories.

"So you think he's the reason the whole town is gone?"

"What else?" A town resident said, "Although he did save a lot of things, the pillar industries we rely on for survival are gone."

"But he saved you." The girl said, "Listen carefully, you ungrateful bastards. If it weren't for this bastard, your town might still be here, but you might not even be alive."

The mayor's wife sighed, "That's true, but considering everyone's thoughts on details, it's hard to satisfy everyone. This is one of the reasons why we didn't go after him... What's your name?"

The girl didn't answer, but just asked: "Where did he run to?"

The mayor's wife pointed to the towering mountains in the distance and said, "That direction, the Tanggula Mountains."

"I see...thank you." The girl turned around and thanked everyone, then under everyone's strange gazes, she nimbly jumped onto the airship several dozen meters in the air.

She returned to the control room of the airship and said to her companions, "The direction of Tanggula Mountain is the most dangerous area. Let's not go there."

KING, who was playing games, slowly turned his head and said, "I heard that the strongest person in the world is on that mountain. It feels very dangerous. I agree. Let's not go there."

A young man with a yin-yang hairstyle and sunglasses said with a smile: "I want to go there to meet the legendary strongest man."

The girl in the nurse's uniform said, "You want to go to the famous scenic spot in Tanggula Town, right?"

Difficult to reach.

Everyone could only look at their leader.

The leader said, "Woof."

Meaning: Let's have a fight to decide.

A cheerful noise broke out in the airship, and it slowly left the sky above the town of Qibeier.

In the ruins of the town, Merry and Dust hid under the rubble, their bodies charred by the explosion, and they smiled at each other.

"The guide monitor said they went to Tanggula Mountain."

"I heard there's a pagan town nearby. Let's go there to buy supplies and go up the mountain to look for them."

Under the gaze of the townspeople, the two men suddenly stood up from the pile of rocks, pointed their fingers at the sky, and had determined eyes.

"go!"

……

At the foot of the Tanggula Mountains, a group of middle-aged men were driving on a road that had not yet been fully developed.

They were drinking and chatting happily in the car when suddenly the front of the car seemed to hit something.

Several people immediately leaned out of the car window to check.

A little rabbit fell on the side of the road, the white rabbit's hind legs twitching and there was a pool of blood under it.

"A rabbit that escaped from the woods?"

"I'll throw it in the woods and we'll keep going."

“You can eat it now.”

"Don't be ridiculous. There are monsters all around the forest. What if it's a killer rabbit coming down from the Tanggula Mountains?"

The bearded man sitting in the passenger seat got out of the car, picked up the rabbit by its ears, and was about to throw it into the woods, when suddenly! The rabbit turned into a girl, and her white and slender hands hugged the uncle's strong arms.

"Ah...?" The uncle was stunned. He was speechless because of the charming appearance of the girl.

“Uncle… don’t abandon me…” The girl’s voice was weak and full of powerlessness and pity. She buried her head hard into the uncle’s chest: “My leg is injured… don’t ignore me…”

The uncle's eyes began to become cloudy, and various plots from the books flashed through his mind.

When he turned around, all his companions got off the car.

"Oh my god, this can be used on the road..."

"Don't talk nonsense, she is the same age as my daughter."

A man took off his coat, covered the girl's body, and said gently: "I have heard of animals repaying kindness. If we save you, will you repay us?"

"Please, save me..." The girl pitifully bit the throat of the man closest to her.

Twenty minutes later.

The girl sat cross-legged on the grass, licking the meat residue on the bone, pouting and spitting out a tooth.

"Damn, the old man is too oily."

She pulled the car of the group of uncles into the woods, and the uncles were already in the form of bones in the grass, waiting to be absorbed by nature.

The girl burped, picked her toes, smacked her lips, and spat on the grass.

"Not happy, and still hungry."

She took a deep breath and smelled a group of young people approaching from a few hundred meters away.

The youngest may be just over one year old.

"Finally, the young one has arrived!"

The girl turned into a rabbit and ran to the edge of the woods. Then a strange BGM sounded. Then a strange truck appeared in front of her eyes. The head of the truck was a big ball with a scary smiling face on it. The two eyes should be the headlights. It was turning on and its mouth was opening and closing. The BGM was coming from its mouth.

And the driver was actually a dog.

The rabbit-turned girl thought the visitor was up to no good and planned to go back, but... the car actually hit her!
"what--!"

The rabbit immediately ran into the woods!

"Don't chase me!"

Finally, she was hit against a tree, and the rabbit immediately turned into a girl. She turned around, stretched out her hands and shouted, "I am a girl!"

Li Nuo jumped out of the car, raised a hammer, and broke her neck.

[Side quest completed: Clean up the road scourge]

[Task reward: 2000 experience points]

Li Nuo closed the panel and the girl's body turned back into a rabbit.

Brother Ting got out of the car with empty eyes, holding Li Nuo's illustrated book in his hand.

[Girl Rabbit, usually a rabbit, will let a car hit her on the road to lure passers-by out of the car, then she will transform into a pitiful girl and attack passers-by when they let their guard down]

[Although they are very dangerous, they are actually as fragile as a young girl. Some people catch these rabbits and sell them to strip clubs. They were almost extinct 50 years ago and became a protected species. In the past two years, they have become a scourge again due to overprotection.]

[Danger Level: S+]

[Strength: E]

[Important material: Disguised brain]

Li Nuo dug out the rabbit's brain, stuffed it into the prepared empty bottle, threw it to Cha Bai in the car, then brushed off the mucus and blood on his hands and got in the car.

"We have done another good deed. Let's go. We won't leave our names."

The car drove back to the road.

Cha Bai sat next to Li Nuo and said strangely: "There don't seem to be many dangers in this world, but in fact, there are dangers everywhere..."

Li Nuo: "Who did you learn your nonsense literature from?"

Brother Ting looked at the scenery outside the window and asked, "Excuse me, is the place we are going to be okay?"

Li Nuo took out his Orion phone and tapped it on Tingge's nose, saying, "The young lady named Liuli said it was here, we can try it, and the next gear is also nearby."

On the phone screen is the message record between Li Nuo and Liuli.

What he asked Liuli was: Where is the coolest prop appraiser in the world?
Liuli replied: In the small town of Tanggula on the Tanggula Mountains, I heard that a powerful guy has recently come there. That guy can turn useless weapons into sharp treasures, but I have never seen him, so I don’t know whether it is true or not.

Brother Ting was curious: "Aren't you afraid that Liuli will betray your position?"

He picked up a newspaper from the car seat, which he had bought on the roadside an hour ago.

There was an urgent message on it, which read: The small town of Qibeier was razed to the ground overnight, and it was said that the murderer was a "demon hunter."

Li Nuo felt that it was necessary to teach Cuihua what "shut up" meant in the future. He said, "It doesn't matter. Liuli doesn't have to sell out our position. Besides, even if she does, it's better."

Tingge: "What do you mean?"

Cha Bai explained: "That way, I can kill Liuli's family without feeling guilty, and rob their company clean."

"Ah... okay... why do I think it makes sense..."

The carriage was shaking, and Tingge wanted to change the subject.

"Are you two really a couple?"

Li Nuo took off the [Super Red Tear Ring] on his ring finger, put it on his middle finger, and gave Brother Ting the middle finger.

"Are you blind?"

"You're such a jerk." Brother Ting was already used to them, and didn't care about Li Nuo's jerkiness. He said, "I think you two have been together for less than two years, right?"

Cha Bai said, "I'm not even two years old yet."

Brother Ting was powerless to complain, and said, "You two don't feel inseparable, more like a couple who have been together for seven or eight years."

Maljie, who had seen through everything, laughed like a dissolute dog.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai felt something was wrong.

Something is definitely wrong.

In the beginning, the two of them didn't do those premature love things because of the magic of the old mayor Papagus that prevented minors from crossing the line.

But now thinking back...

The two of them suddenly came to their senses, their eyes widened, and they discovered a horrifying fact: they seemed to have no interest in each other's bodies!

Brother Ting originally wanted to change the subject, but he didn't expect that the atmosphere in the car would drop to freezing point.

The car stopped at the ticket gate for climbing Mount Tanggula.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai calmed down. After all, they could find a way to resolve the subtlety of the matter. It should be related to the magic that Papagus cast on them. Anyway, they could resolve it by returning to the Pilgrim Town...right?

The three of them got out of the car, and Maljie was held in Tingge's arms.

Tanggula Mountain, the highest mountain range in the Blue Sea Kingdom, is said to be an extremely dangerous place, even the most dangerous area in the entire continent. Even if you put the territory on a territory as large as the Obsidian Kingdom, there is no area more dangerous than Tanggula.

but.

There were long queues here, and the dense crowd stretched for at least a hundred meters.

And all the people in the queue are men.

Li Nuo pointed at a man standing at the end of the line and asked, "Brother, why are there so many people queuing?"

The eldest brother said cheerfully: "Of course, everyone came here for Tanggula Town."

"That town produces gold coins?" Li Nuo said, "I didn't see any promotion when I came here."

"Don't you know?" the eldest brother said, "That is something that cannot be publicized."

Li Nuo, Maljie and Tingge, the three male creatures were all stunned.

Li Nuo: "I say... could it be..."

I only heard the eldest brother whisper: "The most powerful brothel in the country is in that town."

(End of this chapter)