Live broadcast carving, the police started to pay attention to it
Chapter 161: Reappearance of the ghost gate and three needles to cure madness
Chapter 161: Reappearance of Thirteen Needles to Treat Madness
[I know Professor Zhang Xuewen, I know Professor Hualong, who is that young man?Why have I never seen it before? 】
[Holy shit, isn’t that my father-in-law? 】
[No wonder my father-in-law didn’t broadcast live today. He was on CCTV and was on an equal footing with national professors. 】
[My father-in-law is awesome, this is on TV, or CCTV. 】
[This is to promote Chinese medicine and help Chinese medicine get out of trouble. 】
【This is a live broadcast! 】
Dong Qing said with a smile: "Traditional Chinese medicine is our cultural heritage. It has a history of more than 5000 years and is the foundation of our nation."
"I believe there are many people who don't believe in traditional Chinese medicine. For this reason, we have specially prepared this program so that audiences across the country can see professors diagnosing and treating patients."
"I personally believe in traditional Chinese medicine very much. Traditional Chinese medicine has 5000 years of experience. It is the treasure left by our ancestors, the essence of culture, and the basis for the survival of the ancients."
"I believe you all know about the plague. From ancient times to the present, hundreds of plagues have been diagnosed and treated by traditional Chinese medicine."
Dong Qing chattered something on the stage.
Soon it was time to see a doctor.
"Next is the first patient. He fell once and was unable to speak. He went to many hospitals and took a lot of medicine, but nothing was cured."
"I hope Chinese medicine can treat him and help him recover."
A mother helped a young man into the live broadcast room.
The young man just entered the live broadcast room and smiled stupidly at the audience below.
hey hey
·······
Backstage.
The station director looked at the live broadcast room, stood up instantly, and asked, "What is going on? Who found this patient?"
At this time, the director was angry.
What a fool!
Who the hell asked a fool to diagnose me?
Our program is to promote Chinese medicine, not to trick Chinese medicine.
"Director, didn't you say you were looking for strange patients? Patients who are difficult to treat?"
The director said angrily, "I'm asking you to find patients who can't be cured by Western medicine. I'm not asking you to find fools as patients."
"Director, Western medicine cannot cure this."
The director was speechless.
Isn't this nonsense?
Western medicine cannot cure it.
Can Chinese medicine cure it?
Find a fool to come and treat you?
Who can be optimistic?
The director looked at the young man's smile and was instantly angry and speechless. What should we do now? Is there a temporary replacement?
This is a live broadcast!
The whole country is paying attention!
It's shameless to make a temporary substitution.
Dong Qing looked at the patient with a shocked expression on his face. With that silly smile, could he be a fool?
this······
The people in the audience also saw something strange and started talking one after another.
"Why is this man laughing?"
"Look at his smile, isn't it a little silly?"
"You seem stupid. Did you break your head?"
"This... can this also be treated?"
"Isn't this embarrassing the professor?"
The mother arrived at the scene with her son, and the young man smiled stupidly at several people.
hey hey hey...
hey hey hey...
The two professors Zhang Xuewen and Hualong looked at each other and felt depressed. What fools they are!
The two took a sneak peek at Lin Yu.
Lin Yu also looked at them at this time.
That means: Look, this is the patient you are looking for...
Dong Qing stepped forward and asked, "What do you call it?"
"My name is Li Wen, and this is my son Zhang Hai."
Dong Qing asked; "How did he become like this?"
"Just two years ago, my son fell once and hit his head hard. From then on, it has been like this."
"We visited many hospitals, but they didn't admit him. They just giggled every day." "Doctor, is there anything that can be done about my son's condition?"
Dong Qing muttered in his heart.
I'm afraid the gods are here, but there's nothing we can do...
Zhang Xuewen asked: "Can he eat by himself?"
"No, I feed him every time he eats. If he is hungry, he will eat everything, and once again he will put a coin into his stomach."
Zhang Xuewen looked at Lin Yu: "How?"
Lin Yu nodded and stood up.
Zhang Xuewen breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Yu stepped forward: "Is your son afraid of strangers?"
"I'm not afraid of this."
Lin Yu nodded: "What's your name?"
Zhang Hai smiled stupidly at Lin Yu; "Hey..."
Lin Yu: "Hehe..."
Zhang Hai: "Hey..."
Lin Yu: "Hehe..."
Dong Qing:? ? ? ? ?
Zhang Xuwen:? ? ? ? ?
Live audience:? ? ? ? ?
Laughing wildly in the live broadcast room.
[Haha... What is my father-in-law doing? Is he smiling at the patient? 】
[Some people say that if you want to cure mental illness, you have to become mentally ill yourself. Has your father-in-law become mentally ill? 】
[I was drinking milk, and I squirted out. My father-in-law was so funny. 】
[What is my father-in-law doing? Is he communicating with a mentally ill person? 】
[Father-in-law is so funny. 】
[Holy shit, mental illness can be contagious?Chinese medicine has also become a mental illness. 】
【This laughter is so magical...】
Everyone didn't understand what Lin Yu was doing and giggled at a fool.
Lin Yu said: "It has been diagnosed that his yin and yang are not coordinated, leading to mental disorder."
"Can it be treated?"
"OK."
Dong Qing asked: "Yin and Yang are not coordinated. I want to ask, what does this mean?"
Lin Yu said: "It's normal that you don't understand. Then I say you can understand it. You know the magnetic field!"
"Anyone who has studied physics knows that the magnetic field is divided into north and south. There is also a magnetic field in the human body, but it is not divided into north and south, but yin and yang."
"In ancient times, Chinese medicine already knew that people are divided into yin and yang. Of course, the current science is called magnetic field."
"His condition manifests itself as madness, a state of madness."
"This state is actually the result of the chaos of one's own yin and yang."
"It is the result of magnetic field chaos."
"Cureing epilepsy caused by yin and yang confusion is actually very simple. You only need to restore the patient's magnetic field to normal."
Lin Yu said: "Let him sit down and take off his shoes. I will diagnose and treat him on the spot and help him restore his yin and yang."
Under Li Wen's comfort, the young man sat on the chair.
Facing the audience.
Smirking at the audience in front.
Lin Yu took out a box of silver needles from his body and placed it on the table.
[My father-in-law started practicing acupuncture. 】
[Study hard, this is the miraculous Thirteen Needles of Ghost Gate, the most magical acupuncture technique in the Dragon Kingdom. 】
[The Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate are here. 】
[Can epilepsy really be cured? 】
[Really or not, acupuncture started on the spot. 】
[Can Chinese medicine really cure epilepsy? 】
Lin Yu held the silver needle and said, "This set of acupuncture is called the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate. It is the magical part of acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine. It specializes in treating all evils and madness. In modern medicine, it includes depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, schizophrenia and other mental diseases. .”
"For diseases caused by hundreds of evil spirits, there are thirteen acupuncture points. The body of the acupuncture needle starts from the ghost palace, then the ghost letter, then to the ghost base, and then to the ghost heart."
Lin Yu immediately took the injection...
(End of this chapter)
[I know Professor Zhang Xuewen, I know Professor Hualong, who is that young man?Why have I never seen it before? 】
[Holy shit, isn’t that my father-in-law? 】
[No wonder my father-in-law didn’t broadcast live today. He was on CCTV and was on an equal footing with national professors. 】
[My father-in-law is awesome, this is on TV, or CCTV. 】
[This is to promote Chinese medicine and help Chinese medicine get out of trouble. 】
【This is a live broadcast! 】
Dong Qing said with a smile: "Traditional Chinese medicine is our cultural heritage. It has a history of more than 5000 years and is the foundation of our nation."
"I believe there are many people who don't believe in traditional Chinese medicine. For this reason, we have specially prepared this program so that audiences across the country can see professors diagnosing and treating patients."
"I personally believe in traditional Chinese medicine very much. Traditional Chinese medicine has 5000 years of experience. It is the treasure left by our ancestors, the essence of culture, and the basis for the survival of the ancients."
"I believe you all know about the plague. From ancient times to the present, hundreds of plagues have been diagnosed and treated by traditional Chinese medicine."
Dong Qing chattered something on the stage.
Soon it was time to see a doctor.
"Next is the first patient. He fell once and was unable to speak. He went to many hospitals and took a lot of medicine, but nothing was cured."
"I hope Chinese medicine can treat him and help him recover."
A mother helped a young man into the live broadcast room.
The young man just entered the live broadcast room and smiled stupidly at the audience below.
hey hey
·······
Backstage.
The station director looked at the live broadcast room, stood up instantly, and asked, "What is going on? Who found this patient?"
At this time, the director was angry.
What a fool!
Who the hell asked a fool to diagnose me?
Our program is to promote Chinese medicine, not to trick Chinese medicine.
"Director, didn't you say you were looking for strange patients? Patients who are difficult to treat?"
The director said angrily, "I'm asking you to find patients who can't be cured by Western medicine. I'm not asking you to find fools as patients."
"Director, Western medicine cannot cure this."
The director was speechless.
Isn't this nonsense?
Western medicine cannot cure it.
Can Chinese medicine cure it?
Find a fool to come and treat you?
Who can be optimistic?
The director looked at the young man's smile and was instantly angry and speechless. What should we do now? Is there a temporary replacement?
This is a live broadcast!
The whole country is paying attention!
It's shameless to make a temporary substitution.
Dong Qing looked at the patient with a shocked expression on his face. With that silly smile, could he be a fool?
this······
The people in the audience also saw something strange and started talking one after another.
"Why is this man laughing?"
"Look at his smile, isn't it a little silly?"
"You seem stupid. Did you break your head?"
"This... can this also be treated?"
"Isn't this embarrassing the professor?"
The mother arrived at the scene with her son, and the young man smiled stupidly at several people.
hey hey hey...
hey hey hey...
The two professors Zhang Xuewen and Hualong looked at each other and felt depressed. What fools they are!
The two took a sneak peek at Lin Yu.
Lin Yu also looked at them at this time.
That means: Look, this is the patient you are looking for...
Dong Qing stepped forward and asked, "What do you call it?"
"My name is Li Wen, and this is my son Zhang Hai."
Dong Qing asked; "How did he become like this?"
"Just two years ago, my son fell once and hit his head hard. From then on, it has been like this."
"We visited many hospitals, but they didn't admit him. They just giggled every day." "Doctor, is there anything that can be done about my son's condition?"
Dong Qing muttered in his heart.
I'm afraid the gods are here, but there's nothing we can do...
Zhang Xuewen asked: "Can he eat by himself?"
"No, I feed him every time he eats. If he is hungry, he will eat everything, and once again he will put a coin into his stomach."
Zhang Xuewen looked at Lin Yu: "How?"
Lin Yu nodded and stood up.
Zhang Xuewen breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Yu stepped forward: "Is your son afraid of strangers?"
"I'm not afraid of this."
Lin Yu nodded: "What's your name?"
Zhang Hai smiled stupidly at Lin Yu; "Hey..."
Lin Yu: "Hehe..."
Zhang Hai: "Hey..."
Lin Yu: "Hehe..."
Dong Qing:? ? ? ? ?
Zhang Xuwen:? ? ? ? ?
Live audience:? ? ? ? ?
Laughing wildly in the live broadcast room.
[Haha... What is my father-in-law doing? Is he smiling at the patient? 】
[Some people say that if you want to cure mental illness, you have to become mentally ill yourself. Has your father-in-law become mentally ill? 】
[I was drinking milk, and I squirted out. My father-in-law was so funny. 】
[What is my father-in-law doing? Is he communicating with a mentally ill person? 】
[Father-in-law is so funny. 】
[Holy shit, mental illness can be contagious?Chinese medicine has also become a mental illness. 】
【This laughter is so magical...】
Everyone didn't understand what Lin Yu was doing and giggled at a fool.
Lin Yu said: "It has been diagnosed that his yin and yang are not coordinated, leading to mental disorder."
"Can it be treated?"
"OK."
Dong Qing asked: "Yin and Yang are not coordinated. I want to ask, what does this mean?"
Lin Yu said: "It's normal that you don't understand. Then I say you can understand it. You know the magnetic field!"
"Anyone who has studied physics knows that the magnetic field is divided into north and south. There is also a magnetic field in the human body, but it is not divided into north and south, but yin and yang."
"In ancient times, Chinese medicine already knew that people are divided into yin and yang. Of course, the current science is called magnetic field."
"His condition manifests itself as madness, a state of madness."
"This state is actually the result of the chaos of one's own yin and yang."
"It is the result of magnetic field chaos."
"Cureing epilepsy caused by yin and yang confusion is actually very simple. You only need to restore the patient's magnetic field to normal."
Lin Yu said: "Let him sit down and take off his shoes. I will diagnose and treat him on the spot and help him restore his yin and yang."
Under Li Wen's comfort, the young man sat on the chair.
Facing the audience.
Smirking at the audience in front.
Lin Yu took out a box of silver needles from his body and placed it on the table.
[My father-in-law started practicing acupuncture. 】
[Study hard, this is the miraculous Thirteen Needles of Ghost Gate, the most magical acupuncture technique in the Dragon Kingdom. 】
[The Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate are here. 】
[Can epilepsy really be cured? 】
[Really or not, acupuncture started on the spot. 】
[Can Chinese medicine really cure epilepsy? 】
Lin Yu held the silver needle and said, "This set of acupuncture is called the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate. It is the magical part of acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine. It specializes in treating all evils and madness. In modern medicine, it includes depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, schizophrenia and other mental diseases. .”
"For diseases caused by hundreds of evil spirits, there are thirteen acupuncture points. The body of the acupuncture needle starts from the ghost palace, then the ghost letter, then to the ghost base, and then to the ghost heart."
Lin Yu immediately took the injection...
(End of this chapter)
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