Live broadcast carving, the police started to pay attention to it

Chapter 75, Father-in-law, are you here to make fun of me?

Chapter 75, Father-in-law, are you here to make fun of me?
Lin Yu sat on it, and the people around him happily took out their treasures.

They lined up one by one, waiting for Lin Yu's appraisal.

"Father-in-law, this is a bronze from the Western Zhou Dynasty. It is an ancestral treasure of my family. How much do you think it is worth?"

A member of the crowd holds a bronze vessel and places it on the table.

Lin Yu glanced at it.

amount……

The patina is wrong, the color is wrong, the texture is wrong...

"Ancestral?"

"Yes! It's passed down from our ancestors!"

Lin Yu looked at the middle-aged man and said with a smile: "Can your ancestors follow you to the Western Zhou Dynasty?"

"Actually, I am a descendant of King Wen of Zhou, and I still have the Zhou family genealogy!"

The middle-aged man quickly took out his family tree!
? ? ? ? ?

Good guy!
In order to sell bronzes, you actually compiled a family tree!
Lin Yu didn't even look at it and said, "This thing is not real."

"How could it be? This is passed down from my ancestors!"

The middle-aged man looked surprised!
"Okay, my father-in-law can't even tell the truth, so what else can you explain?"

"Your ancestor was the king of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and my surname is Qin. Qin Shihuang is still my ancestor!"

"Brother, you're here for an appraisal, not a story, and you're bringing out a family tree?"

"If it's not real, it's a fake, you know?"

The middle-aged man said: "My ancestor is really King Wen of Zhou, why don't you believe it!"

Lin Yu said unceremoniously: "I don't know who your ancestor is! But I know this is not from the Western Zhou Dynasty, this is from last week."

One sentence made everyone laugh!

Middle-aged man:? ? ? ?
“Last week’s, I laughed so hard!”

"As a layman, I think this is a bit fake."

"Who is my father-in-law? He is a master of appraisal. Don't think you are young and just want to fool around!"

"Let's go quickly! I have to tell my father-in-law clearly. It's embarrassing now!"

"The color of yours is wrong. It looks like it was made!"

The middle-aged man took the bronze and left silently.

The next member of the crowd came forward with a painting.

Lin Yu spread it out carefully and looked at the middle-aged man: "Is this also passed down from ancestors?"

Father-in-law, I haven’t spoken yet!

"I bought this for 30 five years ago!"

Lin Yu asked: "Are you a collector?"

"No, when I saw this painting, I thought it was an authentic work by Tang Bohu. There is a seal on it!"

"There are also poems written by Tang Bohu!"

Lin Yu said: "When you look at a painting, you can't just look at the seals and poems, you have to look at the whole painting."

"Your painting looks a bit old."

"The painting is also good, very similar to Tang Bohu's painting."

The middle-aged man's heart sank.

If it looks like Tang Bohu, isn't it a fake?

Lin Yu said: "This landscape painting is soft and weak. It is not done in one go, but imitated bit by bit."

"Look here, the thick ink is uneven. It's obvious that the painter's brushstrokes were not strong enough and it was added later."

"This mountain peak has no momentum at all and is lifeless, like a dead fish."

"The overlapping stones make it look like a tomb."

"This painting looks like a Tomb Sweeping Day grave-visiting picture!"

Everyone was stunned!
There is no intention in this comment!

The mountains look like dead fish!
Stones like tombs!
Tomb-sweeping day pictures?

The live broadcast room laughed like crazy!

"Haha... Tomb-Sweeping Day Grave Visiting Picture, Father-in-law, you are so funny!"

"Damn it, this painting is absolutely useless!"

"Um... Tomb-Sweeping Day Grave Visiting Picture? Host, are you serious?"

"It's so funny... It's the first time I've heard such comments about Tomb Sweeping Day."

"Father-in-law is awesome!"

"My father-in-law's comment is absolutely shocking!"

"My father-in-law's comment is going to go viral..."

The crowd was dumbfounded, what kind of comment was this!

Xuzhou's expression was stunned. This comment?
Although this painting has a seal, it is a fake.

There is no artistic conception at all.

Tang Bohu is a master and a painter of the Ming Dynasty. His landscape paintings have artistic conception.

And this kind of artistic conception is difficult to imitate!
The same two people paint a painting, but the structure, artistic conception, and brushwork are completely different.

There are very few famous people, and very few people can understand the artistic conception.

Although this comment is a bit nonsense.

But his vision was spot on.The flaw was revealed in just a few sentences.

"Is this a fake?"

Lin Yu nodded: "It's a fake, or a high-end fake."

"If this is true, it can't be worth only 30, and then two zeros will be enough."

The middle-aged man left silently, feeling depressed!

Eye-catching.

30 million is gone!
"Ding... won the title of Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine."

what……

Gained another skill.

Master of traditional Chinese medicine?

This is asking me to switch to traditional Chinese medicine!

The next treasure appraiser came with a wooden sculpture.

It was a wooden sculpture of Guanyin sending her son.

Lin Yu said: "Tell me about your collection."

"Hello, Master, a friend gave me a wood carving. This is a wood carving of Guanyin from the Wanli Year of the Ming Dynasty."

Lin Yu looked at the wood carving.

He smiled and said, "Is it because you don't have a son, so I give you one?"

"Yes, my friend gave it to me when I got married. It worked very well. I had a son eight months after I got married."

Lin Yu asked: "Your friends are really good friends!"

"Master, this is true!"

"fake!"

? ? ? ? ?

Are middle-aged people full of doubts?
fake?

Then you are still friends enough?
Lin Yu said: "Tell me about the situation at that time?"

"It was given to me when I got married, saying that after having him, I would have a son soon!"

"Sure enough, eight months later, it will be there!"

Lin Yu smiled: "I just said that your friend is a good enough friend. Not only will I give you a wood carving, but I will also give you a son!"

The middle-aged man nodded: "Yes!"

The people nearby reacted first!
"Haha, you don't understand what your father-in-law means. He means that your son is not your son!"

"Father-in-law, are you doing an appraisal or a fortune teller?"

"Why are you doing so much, and you're reading fortune tellers!"

Middle-aged man:! ! !

The live broadcast room laughed like crazy!

"Father-in-law, what do you mean?"

"Damn it, can my father-in-law not only carve but also read faces?"

"It's true, father-in-law, don't talk nonsense!"

"Father-in-law, you are serious!"

"That is not true, is it!"

"He just said that he had a son in eight months. He is definitely not his biological son."

"The anchor is awesome!"

Lin Yu said: "First of all, let's talk about this wooden sculpture of Guanyin sending children."

"During the Ming Dynasty, wood carving was very popular, and people in the Ming Dynasty were very particular about wood carving."

"Especially with a face."

"If he were the Four Heavenly Kings, he would definitely have a face with the Chinese character "Guo" and his eyes wide open with anger."

"A woman must be kind, dignified, and have a round face."

"Look at this Buddha statue again."

"This is completely inconsistent with the true nature of the Ming Dynasty."

"It is also not in line with the characteristics of the Qing Dynasty."

"Come and see what this looks like."

“The whole face shape is very thin, it’s an oval face!”

"This is not the statue of Guanyin Buddha that sends children. This is the statue of the star that sends children."

The treasure appraiser was instantly dumbfounded!

Giving birth to a star?

Father-in-law, are you serious?
"Haha... my father-in-law is not here for identification, but for fun."

"Celebrity giving birth to children? Father-in-law, you really dare to say that!"

"I'm laughing so hard! A star giving birth to children?"

"The anchor is not here for identification, it's so funny!"

"This is the first time I've heard of a child-giving star."

"Actually, the anchor said it well. She does look like a star."

(End of this chapter)

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