Chapter 36 I helped you cure rhinitis
Yin Jiao knew that although Zheng Lun looked strange, he was also a famous person on the list of gods.

He was originally a disciple of Master Du'e of West Kunlun. Master Du'e once taught him a strange technique. There are two qi of yin and yang in the nasal cavity. Once sprayed out, it can harm the soul of the enemy.

But Chong Heihu didn't know it, because he also had special skills, so he underestimated Zheng Lun.

"I am Zheng Lun, the commander-in-chief of Jizhou Houzhang.

Again, let my young master go obediently. "

Maybe it was because of his nose that Zheng Lun always had a buzzing voice when he spoke.

Chong Heihu became angry when he heard this.

Although from the beginning, he never thought of hurting Su Quanzhong.

But people always want to save face. My brother suffered such a big loss, and the princes from all walks of life are still watching.

What's more, the king hasn't spoken yet, how could he let Su Quanzhong go so easily?
"Hit me! What are you talking about?"

"What's the use of grinding and chirping? Use your fists to speak!"

"Do it quickly! Don't wait!"

"Come and place your bets. Caozhouhou will pay three to one against Zheng Lun!"

"I...I bet five thousand shellfish, Chong Heihu will win."

"Hahaha... I bet [-] Beis! Zheng Lun wins!"...

This was great. After being provoked by the various princes in the stands, Chong Heihu had no way out.

The beast with flaming eyes and golden eyes riding on his crotch rushed towards Zheng Lun who was showing off his power.

The two generals fought with an ax and a pestle for forty or fifty rounds without deciding the winner. Just when Chong Heihu was about to open the gourd cover and release the iron-billed condor, Zheng Lun took advantage of it.

"Hmph!" With a sound, Yin and Yang Qi spurted out from Zheng Lun's nasal cavity.

I saw the black tiger of Caozhou Hou Chong, his whole body trembled as if he had been electrocuted, his eyes rolled, and he fell down from the back of his mount.

Normally, Su Hu could have given up at this time, but when he saw that the situation of the battle had reversed, while busy saving his son, he secretly made a "killing" gesture to Zheng Lun.

This is not okay. Even though he is his father-in-law, Yin Jiao cannot condone his misbehavior.

Because once the Su family and the Chong family formed a deadly feud, the happiest person would be Xibohou Jichang who was watching the fire from the other side.

Thinking of this, Yin Jiao handed the modified version of the rhinitis patch awarded to him by the system to the rabbit next to him.

"Rabbit, take this to deal with the rhinitis patient.

Remember, enter the battlefield as a military general. "

"Pfft...obey!"

Hearing that Yin Jiao called Zheng Lun a rhinitis patient, Rabbit couldn't help laughing, but when he thought about it more carefully, this title seemed quite appropriate.

Immediately, he did not dare to neglect, and after changing his identity, he rushed into the school with the modified version of the rhinitis patch.

It was at this time that Zheng Lun planned to kill Chong Heihu. After all, his master Su Hu had just hinted to him.

"stop!"

A high-pitched voice pierced the entire audience, stinging Zheng Lun's ears.

Looking closely under the mount, he saw a thin military commander with a mustache who suddenly stood between him and Chong Heihu.

It is estimated that the rabbit came in a hurry this time, and he didn't even have a mount. In addition, his appearance was very vulgar, so Zheng Lun didn't take him seriously at all.

"Where did this clown come from? Get out of here, or I'll kill you too!"

"Sun Sha, raise your dog ears and listen carefully to me.

I am Dingguang, the captain of the Marquis of Caozhou, and I am here to be your savior. "

Um... Chong Heihu, who fell off his mount, was stunned. He really couldn't remember that he had such a captain under his command!

But now that the situation is urgent, he can't control that much.

"Hahaha... Another one wants to die."

"I'm laughing so hard. Are all the people under Marquis Caozhou dead? Is he the only one who still wants to be the savior?"

"Damn it, did you hear that? His name is Dingguang.

I'm afraid I lost even my buttocks, hahaha..."

"Come on, come on, Zheng Lun will fight Dingguang, it's 1 for 100!"

"I'll stake Zheng Lun for three thousand shellfish!"

"I am ten thousand."

"I bet thirty thousand!"

Just as the princes from all walks of life were vying to place their bets, Shen Gongbao, who was standing behind Yin Jiao, suddenly spoke.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince bets 20 shells, and the bet is sure to win!"

Um... Spend 20 to bet everything?

The princes and courtiers from all walks of life were dumbfounded and said to themselves:
I'm afraid this prince is either stupid and rich, or he knows some inside story, right?

"We each bet [-] bets to win!"

When the princes and courtiers were confused, You Hun and Fei Zhong actually followed Yin Jiao and placed bets, which explains the problem even more.

Next, the princes began to rush to replenish their bets, but the mysterious dealer suddenly stopped accepting them.

"Dingguang, right? I will say it again, it's not too late to leave now."

Zheng Lun also noticed the situation outside the court. He was not a fool, but because of his face, he was already riding a tiger.

"Tch! It's easy to let me go. You have to defeat the captain first."

After saying that, the rabbit was still looking around, not knowing what he was looking for.

Hello!Can you be serious?Are you doing this to be funny?Zheng Lun was also drunk. Not only did Dingguang not have a mount, he even ran up without a weapon. It seemed that he wanted to fight him.

"Hey! Big Nose, wait a minute."

After saying that, the rabbit quickly ran to a colorful flag on the school field, stretched out his hand, rolled it up, and ran back again.

"Big Nose, do it, I will use this against you."

Rabbit pointed at Zheng Lun with the rolled-up colorful flag.

This is a complete contempt for Zheng Lun!Although it is not harmful at all, it is extremely insulting.

Adhering to the principle that his uncle can tolerate it but his aunt cannot tolerate it, Zheng Lun still took the magic pestle in his hand and smashed it down on the rabbit.

But in a blink of an eye, the rabbit had already circled behind him and used the flagpole to poke the golden-eyed beast in the butt.

Even though the flaming-eyed beast was a strange beast, it was frightened. It hit the ground with its hind legs and stood upright, almost knocking Zheng Lun to the ground.

Next, Rabbit and Zheng Lun started a back and forth fight.

Because the rabbit's movements were very flexible, Zheng Lun was not able to take advantage at all, but was teased by the rabbit.

Of course, Rabbit also deliberately wanted to trick him, otherwise he could defeat Zheng Lun without any suspense if he used any magical power.

"Hey! Big nose, don't you know how to squeak?
Let's give it a try and see if I'm afraid of you, grandpa. "

Rabbit's words also reminded Zheng Lun, but...

"If you can, just stand there and don't move!"

"Hehe... don't move if you don't move. I want to see what your big nose can do to me."

Sure enough, the rabbit stopped in front of Zheng Lun, pointed at Zheng Lun's nose with a smile and propped up the flagpole.

But in the palm of his hand, he had already prepared the modified version of the rhinitis patch.

Seeing that Zheng Lun was about to use his yin and yang energy, Rabbit, who never talked about martial ethics, took action first.

"paste!"

"Hmph! Eh..."

Just as Zheng Lun was about to spray out the yin and yang energy, something stuck on his big nose.

This time it was troublesome, the Yin and Yang Qi could not be sprayed out, but poured back.

Zheng Lun rolled his eyes on the spot and fell off the back of the golden-eyed beast.

"Hey! Big Nose, what's wrong with you?
Wake up!Bang bang bang..."

The rabbit sat on his chest and slapped Zheng Lun's ears more than a dozen times.

The miserable Zheng Lun finally woke up in a daze.

When he saw the rabbit riding on his chest, he was so angry that he wanted to use the magic taught by Du'e again.

But no matter how hard he tried, the yin and yang in his body could no longer be lifted up, and even that weird big nose began to shrink.

"Woooooooo..."

Zheng Lun, who was broad-shouldered and round-waisted, actually cried. Since he became a master, his magic skills have been tried and tested repeatedly, and he has never suffered such humiliation.

"Why are you crying, old man?
You should be happy, I can help you cure your rhinitis. "

"By the way, I almost forgot to tell you.

Yin and Yang, right?Your grandpa had one too! "

After saying that, Rabbit stood up, and when he turned to leave, he stuck out his butt and farted in Zheng Lun's face.

With a loud "poof...", Zheng Lun was so smoked that he foamed at the mouth and fainted again.

"Hey... let's make a deal."

After it was over, Rabbit even walked around the field with a proud look that made him unspeakably need a beating.

The princes and courtiers from all walks of life were dumbfounded. Not only did they miss the mark this time, they also lost money.

Even Su Hu took his son with him and asked his generals to carry Zheng Lun off the field.

"Thank you so much for this hero."

When leaving the stage, brothers Beibo Hou Chonghouhu and Caozhou Hou Chongheihu expressed their gratitude to Rabbit.

"It's easy to talk to. It's the prince who asked me to help you."

After saying that, the figure of the rabbit disappeared in a flash.

"Prince?!"

The Chong brothers turned and glanced in Yin Jiao's direction, and bowed to him almost simultaneously.

Yin Jiao smiled and winked at the vixen Daji.

Daji understood and dissipated the charm that had been exerted on Di Xin.

"Father, the tournament is over."

"Oh, I'm feeling a little unwell. Your Majesty, please announce the result on your behalf."

Di Xin waved his hand feebly.

He seemed to have just fallen asleep in a daze, but why did he feel so tired...

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