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Chapter 180 179 Sets
Chapter 180 179 Sets
"What's going on? Why are you still blushing?" Tang Zhitong said drunkenly.
Wang Jingwen didn't reply, waved goodbye to Uncle Gao, and pulled Tang Zhitong out.
"It's not you? I hate it!" When he reached the entrance of the alley, Wang Jingwen suddenly stopped, gave Tang Zhitong a small cardboard box, gave him a slap, got on his bicycle, and left...
Monk Tang Zhitong was confused, so he took out the small cardboard box that Wang Jingwen gave him, took a look at it, and saw "condom" written on it!
Now Tang Zhitong finally understood why classmate Xiao Wang was so angry. Well, it was mostly due to shame. No need to think too much, this thing must have been given by Ye Zhijuan. The mother-in-law is doing this, Xiu'er!
Tang Zhitong stuffed the condom into his pocket, packed it up, and quickly got on his bicycle to catch up.
"I said, Wenwen, is this also my fault?" Tang Zhitong caught up with Wang Jingwen and said dumbfounded.
"No! Xu! Say it!" Wang Jingwen was thin-skinned, and his fierce expression was like a little kitten. It could be seen that he was angry, but in Tang Zhitong's eyes, it was a little cute.
"Okay, okay. I won't tell you. If you ride slower, I can hardly keep up." Tang Zhitong suppressed a smile and didn't mention it again.
After all, he was young and it was the first time he had experienced such a thing. Wang Jingwen felt a little embarrassed on his face. He had nowhere to vent his embarrassment, so he rushed to Tang Zhitong and slapped him in the face.
By the time she got home, Wang Jingwen's anger had almost subsided. She knew that her anger was unreasonable, but she couldn't help it.
Apologize? I can't help but show this face, but I still show it in my actions.
Wang Jingwen took the initiative to put the water in the bathroom, intending to let Tang Zhitong take a bath to sober up.
The tin bucket is not pure black, and the heat conversion efficiency is not high, so Tang Zhitong collected a wave of pot bottom ash a while ago and painted the tin bucket with a simple layer of "black paint".
There is less rain this year, so you don’t have to worry about it being washed away. Even if it is washed away when it rains, there is no shortage of ash on the bottom of the pot. Just brush it again, which is economical and economical.
"Go take a shower and sober up." Xiao Wang couldn't help but admit his mistake, so he put the water on and went into the room to push Tang Zhitong who was lying on the bed.
"Yeah, um, okay. Do you want a piece?" Tang Zhitong dozed off and was woken up by classmate Xiao Wang, but he was not annoyed.
"It's not dark yet, what are you thinking about all day long!" Xiao Wang gave Tang Zhitong another slap, and still not satisfied, he put his hand on Tang Zhitong's waist and twisted it half a circle.
"How about washing it in the evening?" Tang Zhitong didn't drink much, maybe two bottles of beer and two taels of white wine. He was sweating when he came back from the bike, and he was almost awake from the alcohol.
"Go! Where's all this nonsense!" Xiao Wang pretended to be vicious, slapped Tang Zhitong and stopped talking to him.
Tang Zhitong chuckled and stopped teasing classmate Xiao Wang. Recently, he was used to taking a bath every two or three days. Today he exercised a lot more and felt sticky and uncomfortable without taking a bath. He put the towel on his shoulders and entered the bathroom door.
The sun was good today. After a day of sunshine, the bath water had to be [-] or [-] degrees Celsius. Tang Zhitong lay in the bathtub with his head exposed, almost moaning from the comfort.
Because he bathed frequently, his body was not dirty. Tang Zhitong did not take a bath. When the water temperature dropped a little, he dried himself and put on his clothes, ready to put on the water and leave.
After half of the water was filled, Tang Zhitong thought that classmate Xiao Wang was also sweating today, so he blocked the water outlet, put some warm soup in, and went back to the wing to ask classmate Xiao Wang to go in and take a bath.
Classmate Xiao Wang was so angry that she didn't want to talk to Tang Zhitong. She knew that her anger was unreasonable, but she just couldn't control it.
"I've washed it, but I can't let others use it. You're aggrieved. You can only dry one bucket a day. Don't waste it." People are beautiful and cute when they are angry, not to mention that Xiao Wang is only eighteen! Tang Zhitong persuaded patiently and willingly. Licking a dog? Oh, except for a bachelor who can break the red thread of a steel bar, which man with such a wife can resist licking her?
Classmate Xiao Wang hesitated for a moment, but went anyway. Before leaving, he gave Tang Zhitong a rolling look. Tang Zhitong laughed and was not angry. After Xiao Wang went out, he threw himself on the bed with his arms spread out.
After drinking too much, he wanted to sleep but couldn't. He was also idle. Tang Zhitong took out a small cardboard box and started to observe. He had seen many kinds of condoms in his previous life, but this was the first time he saw it now.
The packaging is unpretentious, with ten small paper packages in a small carton, each containing a rubber product.
The word "Condom" is written on the front and precautions are printed on the back.
Tang Zhitong opened one, took it out and took a look. The first thing he felt was that it was thick, even giving him a very solid feeling.
It was yellow, translucent, and smooth, with a layer of powdery substance on the surface. Tang Zhitong twisted it with his fingers. It seemed like talcum powder?
Alas, some people dare to build it, and some people dare to use it.
Without caring about the customer experience at all, they just add some glycerin or something.
When Xiao Wang came in after taking a shower and rubbing his hair, he found his man lying on the bed with a "wood" shape, holding that thing in his hand, and an evil smile on his face.
"Oh! Are you ashamed?" Xiao Wang turned around and quickly closed the door of the wing, saying angrily.
"I just wanted to..." Tang Zhitong sat up holding the condom, wanting to explain to Xiao Wang.
"Don't think about it!" Xiao Wang puffed out his cheeks and intercepted Tang Zhitong's words. She was given this thing by her mother and told how to use it. She felt awkward thinking about it.
"No, I just..." Tang Zhitong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His wife was conservative and her reaction was a bit big. Although she felt a little wronged temporarily, in the long run this was a good thing.
"You're not allowed to use it either!" Classmate Xiao Wang stepped forward and grabbed the cover, stuffed it into the paper bag, put the paper bag back into the small carton, opened the closet, and hid it in a corner.
"Got it, don't want it, don't use it." Tang Zhitong just didn't want to use it. The production process was not up to standard, let alone leaks. Tang Zhitong couldn't accept the thickness.
After hearing what Tang Zhitong said, classmate Xiao Wang's face looked better.
Wang Jingwen was in a bad mood, and even Zhang Guifang noticed it. After dinner, he called Tang Zhitong into the courtyard and asked, "Euclidean, are you and Jingwen at odds?"
"Mom, no. She is about to arrive, and her mood is a little unstable." This is an era where people are shy about talking about sex, and there are many couples who respect each other like ice. Of course, Tang Zhitong cannot tell the truth to his mother and can only make up stories. Excuse.
"Then please be considerate, it will be fine in the past few days." After hearing this, Zhang Guifang felt a little relieved, but still told her son.
"Well, don't worry, we are both fine. It's fine." Tang Zhitong's lies became more and more slippery, and he said casually.
Tang Zhitong was right. Before going to bed at night, classmate Xiao Wang put on disinfectant toilet paper. Relatives came...
Chapter [-] will be updated later...
(End of this chapter)
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